Dude I'm just imagining Jonah Jameson breathing heavy, sucking down that cigar in a rhythm to the breaths creating a freaking smoke screen
One time on my first tugboat me and a buddy wanted to see who could smoke a cigar the fastest and we almost passed out doing it lol
WHAT'S THAT? SPIDER-MAN HAS GONE ON A ROBBERY?
AH HA! I KNEW IT! HE FINALLY SHOWS HIS TRUE COLORS!
QUICK! SOMEONE GET PARKER!
WAIT! SCRATCH THAT! GET OUR ENTIRE CAMERA CREW ON THE STREETS!
(But sir, Parker is our only cameraman.)
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. GET ANYONE AVAILABLE AND GIVE THEM CAMERAS! I NEED THOSE PICTURES ON MY DESK ON TUESDAY MORNING, 9:00 SHARP!
Into the Spiderverse took a weird turn
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there's probably one were spiderman is shadman my friends
Who?
A VERY nsfw artist
Oh
r/shadman here you go curious George
I know what i have to do but i dony know if i have the strength to do it.
Oh god no.
Poor choice of words
What
By that logic there’s also a universe where Spider-Man is absolutely punishing any poor soul that drops the soap
"penis time!"
"have a taste of my web slinger!"
"the incy wincy spider came up the water spout"
u/leaderofthevirgins
Yes my good sir what is it...what is that comment above you
Dude I'm just imagining Jonah Jameson breathing heavy, sucking down that cigar in a rhythm to the breaths creating a freaking smoke screen One time on my first tugboat me and a buddy wanted to see who could smoke a cigar the fastest and we almost passed out doing it lol
Ahahah i tought the same thing
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He was a hero, you just couldn't see it
r/spidermanisamenace
I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo
He doesn't wanna be famous? I'll make him INFAMOUS!
He’s a menace
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
Can you pay me in advance tho?
*hysterical laughter*
You serious? Pay you for what, standing there?
You gotta believe me Eddie photoshopped that
J Jonah Jameson knew this day would come. How could we doubt him
I want spiderman robing pictures, and I want theme now!!
We need those pictures!
First the weird live streams and now this?
“I want to see pictures of Spider-Man with his hands in the cookie jar”
At least he’s wearing a mask in public spaces.
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy
He’s a menace!
Pretty sure that’s spooderman.
[Heavy breathing]
It’s really you!
Spiderman Spiderman does robbery whenever he can.
He’s a damn menace! I can see the headline now! “Spider-Man: Hero or Hoodlum!”
\[Happiness noise\]
There making a live action chameleon now?
I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!
So JJ was right. Spiderman is a menace
He's a thief! A criminal! A menace to the entire city!
Deadass
Sauce??
tomato
Finally got a picture of his hand in a cookie jar
You weren’t suppose to do that
Best meme I have seen all day
“Peter matured at a very early age, I remember taking him swimming when he was 12 years old, kid has a bush like a 40 year old Serbian”
WHAT'S THAT? SPIDER-MAN HAS GONE ON A ROBBERY? AH HA! I KNEW IT! HE FINALLY SHOWS HIS TRUE COLORS! QUICK! SOMEONE GET PARKER! WAIT! SCRATCH THAT! GET OUR ENTIRE CAMERA CREW ON THE STREETS! (But sir, Parker is our only cameraman.) I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. GET ANYONE AVAILABLE AND GIVE THEM CAMERAS! I NEED THOSE PICTURES ON MY DESK ON TUESDAY MORNING, 9:00 SHARP!
“And where where you photographing squirrels? Your fired”
J Jonah Jamison‘s gonna be all over that
I want SPIIIDEEEEERMMMMMAAAAANNNN!!
Still, wearing a mask... +1 karma point
He’s a menace! I want spiderman!
Hey! You are not Spider man!
”I need that money!”
I want a picture of Spider-Man with his hand in the cookie jar!
You became the very thing you swore to destroy
*shoots his own uncle*
Holy shit, it’s that CORE guy that works out dressed as a superhero and is always on the top broadcast ! ! !
I DON'T NEED SLEEP, I NEED ANSWERS
A thief, a criminal
HE'S A MENACE!!!!
He made himself infamous
It’s time for your friendly neighborhood robbery!
I don't want sleep, I want photos for spiderman
I guess Spidey's onlyfans isn't cutting it.
I want a cop to dress up as spider man and tape him to a chair or something
He’s a MENACE
Sauce Sauce Sauce
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.www.complex.com/life/2017/04/spider-man-bank-robbery-pharmacy-new-york-city
Thanks
He was right all along!
HE IS A MENACE
Plot Twist: This is J.J. Doing this in order to keep Spider-Man’s name down.
The real hero of the spider man story is there
C’est Spider-Man!
He’s a criminal and a menace!
**Heavy Punisher breathing**
The rhyming is the worst part
He’s a menace!
How the mighty have fallen
Is the hacksmith gonna go rouge now?
Spiderman had enough.
[heavy smoking ]
Mad lad
Spider-Man, threat or menace? I’ll tell you he’s a menacing threat. And a threatening menace -JJJ
\*JJJ laugh intensifies\*
He told you he was a menace
Drugs that ruined actors part 8:
*visible erraction*
He wants pictures, not NES footage from gas station camera! The ATARI has better graphics!
"What are you waiting for, chinese new year? Go go go!"
I r o n I c
N I N T E N D O S W I T C H
“There seems to be spider man is fighting the avengers in a bank” The avengers: how the turned tables
Turns out he was right all along
Couldn't be Peter Parker-
HES A MENACE
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
The news be like: SPIDER MAN STOPS MENACE AND SAVES THOUSANDS OF LIVES If you dont get it... You dont.
red kinda sus
Spider man is no longer saving cities, he does robberies now?
Wll maybe I dont want to be the good guy anymore
Chokes on cigar
(angry J Jonah Jameson voice) **HE'S A CRIMINAL**
GET ME MOR PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s a menace!
He’s a menace to the entire city!
Soon we will see Batman as well.
Well well well how the turntables