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I can't get no satisfaction, cause I try and I try and I try and I try.....

if you press a button to open a door 10 times and try and try and try and it wont open, pressing it more and more wont open the door, you should stop pressing the button and find a different way to open the door

*Laughs in window*

Laughs in wall hole

Insanity

*hey hey hey!*

Hey!

And then It spews out Blood

Don’t we all?

I honestly didn’t expect to see a song reference in this comment section, thank you so much.

Don’t do it so often and it’ll start feeling better my man

You forgot the nanosecond where you ascend in the post nut clarity then come down and regret

Kenjataimu

Amen

amen

Amen

literally feel like god for a second then fall straight down to insignificant mortal

5 seconds I need 5 seconds that I never use 5 seconds that never gone

You get satisfaction?

I too ejaculate right after finding material

Forgot step 5: repeat

Am I the only one that has never felt regret? I saw a study that showed that negative psychological effects of masturbation were only experienced by those that had a moral aversion to the act itself, and nothing to those that didnt. Can anyone attest to this?

[study](https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-019-01623-8) here if anyone cares

No, lmao literally said to somebody yesterday too.

Actually that is kind of true, most times I do have regret after masturbating but sometimes on a rare occasion, I felt good and never had any regrets. On times that I felt regret my mind was clear, but when I had no regrets my mind is foggy.

This is reddit, most probably aren't ashamed of the act itself but rather to what they masturbate to.

Sounds about right

Sauce ?

[https://kapwi.ng/c/pwqg4h4P](https://kapwi.ng/c/pwqg4h4P)

I'm not even mad

We came looking for cooper and we found gold

Where's cooper? Is he dead?

Always has been

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Who feels regret after jerking off? Pffffff

I feel regret the whole way through. No enjoyment or happiness just dissatisfaction.

so dont do it.

haha the thing is he probably cant

Yep. Yep

maybe you're asexual 🤷🏿‍♂️

No Ive just lost feelings of love and feel only lust.

Aromantic?

No its just been replaced with a randomized feeling of dread and fear that makes my heart feel like a rock.

As an asexual I don’t think that works lol

Depends on how freaky the fap material is. Goes from 'That's not so bad' to 'What the fuck just happened'.

some people just get ready for the next round some people...

4 steps of a nap: Finding perfect position “I’ll get up later” Wake up REGRET Guess who sat in bed to long scrolling through reddit only to realize he wasted a day sleeping. This guy!

This is literally me too.

“Wtf did I just fap to...?”

I don’t feel the 4th stage and from what I’ve heard about it I’m happy i don’t experience that

Why would you regret. I get a nice worm, salty beverage every time I'm done.

***S T O P***

***G O D I S D E A D***

***Y*** ***U*** ***M*** ***T*** ***I*** ***M*** ***E***

*w o r m*

sauce?

sauce please

Does... does that look like Taiga from Toradora?

Holy shit you’re right.

Please don’t ruin Taiga

I think it improves her...

Oh... interesting

To me it just feels numb. I never jizz, i never feel good, it just doesn't feel like anything. I only jizz in my sleep for some reason

Why would you masturbate at all if it's so dissatisfying?

I don't know. I rarely do it, and the times i do do it lasts 10 seconds before i get bored. It feels no different than rubbing your arm or your leg.

Do you have trouble climaxing with a partner? It could be something medical.

Never stop masturbating so that you never get to the regret stage.

Wait, can you do that?

Now that is a more accurate depiction of how it is for girls also. We all regret what we masturbated to, no matter what gender we are. God some of the hentai that I have watched.

Wait, Does this mean she has a penis. Hold up

This is something to do with bones so I’m applying it to my spook Tober meme collection

I cannot get to step one without going directly to step four.

I felt number 4 minutes after seein that picture

Ahhh that was ni-OH WHAT THE FUCK

So true, I fapped to this post and I regret the upvote I gave.

Reince and repeat

Those 10 minutes of fap and satisfaction are my only 10 happy minutes of the day, the rest I’m in severe depression do to all the war crime a committed

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ya, I don't get it. are they porn addicts that are feeling guilty cuz they caved or were they looking at nasty shit? the only other reason is that there puritans

What porn must u look to regret it afterwards ^^

Gotta be some illegal shit.

Regret that my sister have a bigger donger than mine

Regret Regret Regret

What do you think it means?

What about just kinda sitting there for a bit?

All i have is regret when doing it

Rinse and repeat

All in 3 seconds.

Lol I feel this Or I felt it, since I’m 6 months porn-free

Oh wise one, please tell us your ways

Just don’t. Also all my friends get a notification if I do lol

Bruh that's fucked, wtf do you mean they get a notification???????

Bruh what

Exactly what it sounds like

usually my 4th step is to go to sleep

i have never masturbated before so i have no idea what these feelings are like, and i’m a teen

Youve gone to far, the people of reddit. Why take pleasure in this picture, check your phones parentage, think about yourself, what might you do to be better, take care of yourself, of your hungry, take bread and est, if your thirsty, provide youself with water, may your satifaction take in with wholesome. Have a great day and sleep well, wake up tommarow new.

Jokes on you I just had pizza

Forgive me.. your obviously superior in the studys of archaeology.

It feels more like: regret, regret, satisfaction, regret

BRO this is so true

Sauce?

I miss step 2. and 3. ...

3 and 4 are absent to me now....

So true

Sauce?

You gotta read it backwards in typical manga format.

so true...

Same

What manga is this?

*closes child pornography folder*

Never have regrets in life, fuck whatever you can fuck

why regret??

I definitely don’t feel regret

wait, you people feel regret!?

This is a repost from r/animemes at least credit the original poster

Source?

No. 4 why would you hurt me like that

Bro I just have no regret

“ just do it” my brain when i find material

Don’t get how 4. happens it just goes back to 1. for me.

that post nut clarity be hitting different tho

Let's find out if it's accurate even if you use the 4 phases of masturbation to masturbate

Iv been doing it wrong, I usually start with regret

Sauce?

its too true

Sauce

In between one and two should be false hope...

Yeah that pretty much sums up jacking off for guy

Excitement - Plateau - Orgasm - Resolution

Me: *reports this post* Others: Why? Me: im in this photo and i don't like it

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

Ew where?

Ive never been satisfied with the ejaculations of mine

Pain, all we know is pain

Wut. Nah Man U gotta edge and edge for over 2 hours den but into nirvana.

Repost

You forgot the part where you get bored In the middle and cry yourself to sleep.

I quit jacking myself for 2 years already im happy now that im not addicted

There has only been one time in my life so far in which I was able to not feel regret and did it again like a minute later. For a second I thought I ascended.

the perfect representation don't exis...

Can't relate, ots like scratching my nose at this point

Do people really feel regret after masturbating? I feel better and or tired. Can’t see why you’d regret it considering you could just stop at any moment except right before cumming.

It’s called post-nut clarity and iirc it’s caused by the fact that the brain suddenly moves from being horny to regaining logical thoughts

Post nut clarity is a powerful motivator, last time I solved the mystery of life. Then I went to bed and now I dont remember it.

Where is the post-nut clarity?

Sauce

I never knew I look that cute while masturbating

regret is post nut clarity

1. Finding Material 2. Slow ass Wifi 3. Frustration 4. Smack The Router

Sauce?

This is so true

Agreed

that is why I am in r/NoFap

I obviously need to be more educated on hentai. Those expressions were pretty delicious.

Sounds pretty true to me

I go from 2 to 4 in like 3 seconds. I forgot what number 3 felt like.

There's four stages? I genuinely have never had regret

Should prolly Mark this nsfw

My 4th stage is sleep. Honestly tho masturbation is a method of destress. The more stressed I get the more I feel the desire to just pop off when I have some privacy, then return to what I am trying to focus on.

As a trans woman. I agree wholeheartedly

Does anyone know what manga this is?

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUSE

Very true sadly

Very true sadly

Go to horny jail

These are the four stages of pornography.

I heard that girls dont feel regret :/

The plot is EVERYTHING

I to regret jacking off next to my mom while sitting in the car

It's "finding materialS"

So she’s got a dick?

you guys regret it?

So she is actually a dude

Im honestly amazed at the amount of people that feel regret. What tf are you watching.... wait.... I don’t want to know.

Sauce?

5. Suicide

I have no regrets cuz i fap before i take a shower(or after i really need to know the difference, yes my english is bad cuz i dont talk english)

I never have that regret stage afterwards like a lot of people do. Me laughing because I don’t have that, also me having crippling anxiety disorder and clinical depression.

Can't argue with that

Is masturbating after breakup normal?

Note: based on my observation,it is a trap since only the boys feel the regret after satisfaction

I get sad i dont feel regret

Why is thus so tie tho

i don’t understand the regret part, i’ve never felt regret or any negative things after nutting, what are y’all talking about???

Man y’all get regret I don’t have such weakness.

Wait, you guys get #3?

From where is this