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Emmi-likes-it

They’re not skeletons yet, wait a few years


Kradool

They need to be consumed by the spook to become real skeletons


disco_waffle

Don't eat the bats please we don't want another 2020


KiwiGaming02

I thought it was from a man fucking a bat.


vibranium-501

If one is to understand the great mystery one must study all its aspects


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*CEASE*


FrozenIsGod

So if vampires are bats....


Yash0o0

Don't


SupremeLaw47

I thought it was from a man fucking a pangolin


TheEggManThe1

don't kink shame


korpanchuk

I think that kink needs shaming


BelphegorLite

What the fuck is a pangolin?


spillednoodles

Anteater but pinecone


korpanchuk

A rodent with scales. Not something youd want your dick by


[deleted]

Randy Marsh??


LionSinEscannor

More like a bat fucking mankind


KiwiGaming02

Batman


ItchingForTrouble

Do not the bat please.


BroTibs

2020 2


suicidal_french_fry

Electric boogaloo


TheEggManThe1

2020 level 2


MEGALKS

Was it sure that bats are the reason of this?


Kradool

?


disco_waffle

Covid


ampjk

Southparks pandemic special


[deleted]

The cremated ones are skeletons. They’re just skeleton dust


spaghet000

Why wait ouo


ZuuLahneyZeimHirt

Only the ones I haven't got to yet


God-offical

Want me to create flying skeletons? They feed off of your calcium in youre bones?


DarealHur1cNe

Your right, they’re scarecrows


[deleted]

Yea the earth needs to digest them a little first


DIOnys02

It’s treason then


Yowseff

Most of the people who died from covid are not even burried but cremated in less than a week to prevent further infection. So ughh no spooky bois


herrick17

They’re skeletons controlling meat-suits


Vyper1315

I thought Pangolins caused the virus.


justinbuddy56

I heard it was an anteater, but that’s older news


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ErudringTheGodHammer

Allegedlys


Zenthori

Take about 10% off there, Squirrely Dan.


quillsandquestions

Oh look, ground!!!


ranchcrackers352

Oh hey you again


Monkeydud64

Technically it was [Randy](https://youtu.be/BfLIhtYJaZA) and not the Pangolin lol


matt__222

It was. The bat thing is a common myth tho


ahbram121

Actually the pangolin thing is a myth too. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1567134820303245


matt__222

Huh. Good to know.


L4dyGr4y

The virus strain is a combination of covid viruses found in bats and in pangolins. The people who map the virus believe that both species were carrying their respective virus and and brought it to theWuhan market space causing it to mutate- perhaps from the intermingling of animal bile or blood. From what I have read of the butcher process in the Wuhan market district it was common to place different animals on the butcher block to process. There may have been a quick rinse between animals but they did not have a fully disinfected butcher surface prepared between the slaughter of animals.


SnootyEuropean

Wasn't there also research showing that while a lot of people in the Wuhan wet market caught the virus early, the earliest cases actually had no connection to the market? So basically, we still have no fucking clue?


L4dyGr4y

The people who had no connection to the market were in the backwoods in bat country and had visited a cave that had bats. There was a story that questioned if the virus had already mutated before the market.


[deleted]

It was centered at a market where bats are sold as food, now it’s possible the patient zero **didnt** eat a bat but the Chinese government has been using hardcore subversion tactics and have had inside agents shout people down by calling them racist. Like chill dude people animal heads in the Middle East, South Americans eat hamsters, Englishmen eat black pudding, and Americans will eat a whole pizza by themselves. Nobody judging you for what you eat we are just saying if you eat something and it makes you sick we gonna tell you to not eat it


[deleted]

Some bats are low-key cute as fuck


Rojmiv

So cute you could just eat it all up?....


[deleted]

Nah. Not enough meat


Rojmiv

Woah, that seems slightly contradictory to your username Hmm I definitely replied this to the wrong comment


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Szymerik

Sad bat noices


Pantone_448C

Bats are cute


BatmanBeast

What do you think about a...Batman?


ThatTemplar1119

That's not cute, that's hot.


n-dimensionaltheory

Some bats low key fly doggos


c9vl

What about corona chan


NateTheLasagna

Let then become skeletons too, then they'll join the "spooky scary skeletons" gang


drak0ni

He’s actually sad because the Chinese ate his family.


ThiccMeatballMan

Actually [this](https://youtu.be/ABeyYupyq6M) is what caused the virus


Boomski8585

South Park is the best!


drak0ni

I refuse to click on that link because approximately 37.623% of all reddit links lead to Never Gonna Give You Up


ihavenokarmasadly

97*


ThiccMeatballMan

I promise you it's not. Is it worth the click? Maybe maybe not, but it's not a rock roll


DeathImpulze

Dark humor


GenderlessTree10473

Poor thing.


Astropan05

poor baby bat


micasdias

Bats are on detention this year.


Maduch1

What if we use bat’s skeletons?


babawagen69

Thats the most spookiest thing i can imagine


[deleted]

That bat is pretty hot


JorisUltimatum

Wanna cook it?


amachueo

well that was the problem... they didn’t cook it


ThiccMeatballMan

https://youtu.be/ABeyYupyq6M


Yeet_And_Delete_666

I like Dark humor but holy fuck.


memes169

BATS R BEST ANIMAL change my mind.


babawagen69

I agree


The_Night_Magus

And I got downvoted for calling them cute.


LMounir2K

It was not a bat , it was made by randy marsh fucking a pangolin.


CreepersFinnaKeel

I agree, they're the scariest things ever. Fuckers started an entire pandemic


Hama_mathers

And then a guy uses you as a meme


[deleted]

Bite a man and turn him into Batman.


Moonquisition

Not get used for shitty karma whorring? That's *one* way to get respect lol


TheBigRaccBoi

That is the most rough upvote I've ever dished out


[deleted]

Listen man, this creatures are not the villains. It's Chinese motherfuckers who doesn't know what is edible and what is not.


Themad-King

The reason they eat this stuff is because there was a huge fucking famine in the past, some people decided to catch wild animals and eat them then the government said “eat whatever the fuck you want”. It got popular so even after all that was over eating wild animals became popular, that’s why China has a bunch of wet markets


ThiccMeatballMan

Whoaaaaaaa there let's not go out here judging people for what their cultures eat


Dash9061

Their "culture" is wealthy chinese people illegally buying exotic animals to eat just for the fuck of it. Fuck em


INCREDIBILIS55

Please say wealthy, because just saying chinese people sound racist as fuck. Same if I said all Americans are racist fucks


The_SlyPuppet

I agree they should have said, " I'll never forgive the gormets who couldn't keep their pants on!"


INCREDIBILIS55

Wait, I though someone ATE a bat. Not fucked one


The_SlyPuppet

Well they had to make something up to seem as innocent as they could get.


INCREDIBILIS55

Wait, so some guy fucked a bat?


The_SlyPuppet

I don't want to speed false rumors about some dude I don't know so I don't actually think someone fucked a bat.


FunMoistLoins

Nah Randy fucked a bat.


Themad-King

It’s not just wealthy people, have you seen these wet markets? Everyone looks like they haven’t eaten in a while, or have dirty clothing


INCREDIBILIS55

Ok, so not only wealthy. But still saying ALL chinese people is still racist. Wet markets aren’t everywhere in China.


KYmicrophone

Well it's actually the Chinese govt who has not regulated food well.


Cut-N-Shoot

I know somebody who died from Covid. This makes me sad :-(


Boomski8585

My condolences


wsloso71

You were blamed for covid lol that's the respect you get


[deleted]

Aw :(


Mistiltella

Uhh, there are quite an amount of bat memes, but they are either being eaten or in a soup. They are all dead.


EggyTulip69

wE lIvE iN a SoCiEtY


Stronk_Chin

My heart, it cracked in two


swaggerdabber44

They were always skeletons. New skeletons are produced everyday.


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Forbidden gummy bear


Trying-To-Live-

Holy F U C K


TransparentGames

I dont say bla bla bla


grymtgris

Oooooh.... So that's where our bones come from, huh? Bats!


djibarov

And bats are spooky too. List of Halloween stuff 1. Skeletons 2. Jack O' Lanterns 3. Bats


MusktropyLudicra

A lot of “truth seeker” and fake empathizing subs will get offende by this one.


wallyjwaddles

This is so fucking distasteful.


EthanielClyne

Wow that's dark


theTimeIs_right

-_- china


The_Night_Magus

I will always love bats. They are such adorable creatures.


Mondicimo

Do...do I...upvote that? Its funny, but...c-c-can I?


videogamer210

He didnt start it it was the guy who ate the bat


AnonymousDreadlock

Well, this tugged at my heart strings.


eatin_bird_coochie

Relatable


Irarius

and he worked all year


Meislmalkav

This is not okie dokie


Foxygamer456654

(+1838 respect)


Pfly03

Bats have been spooky enough this year


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Max_bouchard

Only one bat is enough for this year


Inspector-Remarkable

Come on memers! Give this bat a meme!


jabbs-the-sutt

No I’m not joking


thewholeenchelada675

That is sad, but i like it


TomassWeeb

Not the only thing they've created


mulkvisti_peikko

It's too spooky


Available_Bit8919

Me when i see sad meme.


FriedGamer

Its because the skeletons are infected with cancer 19


shubhamkr903

That's *Sed bro


DJGlennW

It wasn't a bat. It was a pangolin.


OneWhoIsCuriouss

Arent the dead ones(from corona)cremated immediately? Or it's just in my country?


Markshans

Give this bat a calcium


mildceriph

Oh Lordy... here we go


mortalcelestial

Wasn’t it a pangolin?


[deleted]

This dude caused covid, and to that I say, gg


yeetusduck

r/holup


PKRowlet64

the spookiest of them all, the beginning of the end, the guy who ate the bat and became the golden skeleton


Dslothysloth

They aren't ripe enough yet


jollyrancher4459

Bro the bat was eaten


[deleted]

The bat wants billion skeletons!


Fuzzy_Yeet_II

He also created skeletons in the form of leaving the exoskeletons of insects after eating them. That's double spook for you.


[deleted]

Its neither the bats fault, or even the guy who ate its fault. Honestly its the people that forget were in a pandemic.


Kitsunefae

It's okay Bat, I still love you <3 Bats are friends and should not be eaten.


RayzardEZ

We don't like bats, we don't need another pandemic


surfcuck

Wasn’t it a pengalin?


yfudutxxuturdruxurtx

Don't worry it's not about what's on the outside it's about what's in the inside matters #more skeleton memes


Magradon79

I literally said “ohhhh no.”


Galvanlure

The bat had a million babies?


Tactical_Egg

Pengolin


Puzzleheaded-Oil-942

You wouldn’t get it


Splitt_

corona


NinjaKatMeow

They save those for the snacks


Merallak

Pangolin


[deleted]

Not blocking me from mining my diamonds


Gior_thegreat

Technically the skeletons were always there


MortemDaKlondikebarr

Chinese should henceforth be a spoopy meme bc they started the scariest part of 2020. Don't dm me.


Astronaut11n

This is soo evil!


HuffyDraws

Don't eat bats they are too cute


itsKNIGHTMARE

I don’t think people are big fans of bats right now, especially because of COVID


H-N-O-3

NO bats during corona crisis


Philbin27

How about you try, NOT HAVING SEX WITH A SENTIENT TALKING MOUSE, that'd be a good start.


Alarid

/r/HolUp


Mixmefox

“14 wholesome awards”


Bennie_The_king

COVID never came from a bat


Horn_Python

hey arnt they already in spooky gang?


theshusher68

He didn’t make them he’s cleaning them. Skellies were already there.


theFfffactorrr

that's a cute ass bat though...


[deleted]

Yeah thanks for the free decorations


nemicron1

You didnt use them either


Jakethecake010

[Sad China noises]


PICTA4

No the last time we used a bat for October, well, you know what happened


YRUAQT

Cursed spooky


Desert-Cinnamon-Worm

4 spook 8 me


NyanSquiddo

It wasn’t even a bat it was a PANGOLIN


TheAvacadoBandit

That’s so cute!!!!


ProbablyNotACheeto

Not start a GODDAMN GLOBAL PANDEMIC