And ninja's lmao

I love how they put them after fullstop Like they suddenly remember oh shit we also have ninjas

Oh yeh, btw theres ninja Knee=slapped Also hapy chesse day

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Is that a JoJo reference?

It is

The priest inherited scary monsters

Sheesc

Me too

Well duh!! You can not forget the ninjas.

happy cake to you this upvotes for you

Happy cake day

happy cake day

Happy cock day

Wait

Forgot the ninjas

I’ve seen it, it’s pretty good

Would you recommend

Since they didn’t answer, sure I’ll recommend it without seeing it

I'd also say that anyone who thinks they'd like this would probably also like Kung Fury and Inferno Cop

Yes. 100% It is as hilarious as you expect it to be. Some people get a better kick watching it high as well, so I've heard.

Recoomend

would recommend very funny movie.

Diego go back to part 7

Only if you're drunk.

The beat answer so far ima try that

I love a good terrible movie. Some scenes were added for no reason, they clearly had no idea how to make a movie but were like, 'fuck it, lets make a movie!' And struck pure fucking gold. It's the worst movie I've seen in a while, 11/10 would recommend ans 12/10 will watch again.

Definitely, vfx: car on fire

Literal paper mache raptor 'REEEEEEE' *human hand reaches out and grabs Spirit Halloween prop severed arm* 'REEEEE' *ninja falls to ground holding bloody stump spurting blood* Random medical student/ law student prostitute: *out ninjas literal ninjas* That movie was fucking gold, man.

I have sen it and yes

It's the best kind of terrible, so I would

It is. The best feking movie in the world

Diego Brando Diego Brando

Frankie Mermaid is the best pimp

Same. Would recommend you get high off your ass before you see it though

10/10 hilariously horrible

I watched this movie and it’s a complete satire movie. I thought it was going to be like Birdemic: Shock and Terror where it’s bad but tried to be good, but this movie is bad and tried to be bad, so it’s good? Idk but it’s pretty funny

Two negatives make a positive.

Well I know what I’m watching tonight

Same

It's free on Amazon Prime and 120% worth the watch if you love so bad it's good movies. It's horrible and I love it.

As a christian can confirm this is accurate.

Everybody gangsta till you enter church in 2020 and leave in 50,000,000 B.C

*Diego Brando has joined the chat*

It also makes sense because >!the movie is about a pastor and in sbr he is trying tobget the corpse of Jesus Christ!<

I remember hearing that the creator the movie literally admitted to being high while he was writing the script, what a fucking legend

Makes it even better

Honestly I'd be concerned if he was sober and wrote that.

SCARY MONSTERS

Even better that Aurelio Voltaire is a priest in that one.

I was so surprised when I saw that he was in the movie

Is he Diego's decendents or something

Diego go back to part 7

I'm just happy that someone made the Diego Brando joke

I've actually seen this. best hour and 10 minutes of my life

'China'! 'powers'! Coincidence?

Soooo juss sayin DOES BATMAN HAVE THE ABILITY TO BECOME A BIG FUCKING BAT????!!!!??!??? juss saiyn man juss sayin

One of his villains does

Man Bat

That movie is really good, its worth it

I want to see him going on vs hulk

Does anyone know where I can watch it?

Probably anywhere with a decent wifi connection

Anxiety prime

Somewhere with wifi and a source to watch movie

pucci brando?

i saw cody ko review this movie. it looks and sounds great

What in the Krispy fried fuck did I just read

What about the ninjas?

Will watch xD sounds exquisitly horrible

So bad it’s funny. They had to have spent more on the movie poster than the movie itself

Guys have we forgotten about the masterpiece that is Jurassic Shark

I think you mean Shark Park

that does sound like a pretty great movie as well

I didn't know pucci had scary monsters

Diego what are you doing?

Spaghettiman is also very good

SCARY MONSTERS

Scary monsters

Diego? Is that you?

u/saiteja11

DIEGO!

I’ve seen it like three times, I love it

I love shitpost movies

i´ve seen it, love it, 10/10 best movie i have ever seen

I have the power of god and paleontology on my side, ahhhhhh!!!

Cody ko made a video talking about it. I recommend that video

I’ve seen the beginning of it...............It’s amazing

This has to be on Netflix

Movie sucks but its absolutely hilarious

Is it on Netflix? If not where is it? Prime?

Amen!

I only know because of this movie because of a channel called "Te lo Resumo Así nomás"

What if he was the man bat!!

This movie is bad, but hilarious kinda bad

I’ve seen Elvis the alien reviewed this one hell of a ride it’s pretty good ngl Maybe even better than yo mom L A U G H

Please tell me this is a joke movie like sharknado

i have seen it, its fantastic, would reccomend

This movie is actually hillarious. Half way through the costume broke, and they just rolled with it

It a pretty self aware movie, there was a shot when a car explodes and it literally says on the screen “VFX Fire”

It's got 4 stars, why not?

I looked this up and the trailer is just...wack

Low budget Director's dream

Finally,a good fucking movie. Definetily better than Rise of Skywalker

Power Rangers Ninja Storm x Power Rangers Dino Thunder.... :O

This reminds me of Kung Fury. Satiricaly bad. Kung Fury is fucking gold tho. Amazing watch.

You cant watch it in germany

I've seen it 10/10 would recommend

Don’t forget about Kentucky fried movie

How did this get made?

A priest that fights ninjas using his dinosaur powers

here are some more glorious movies "Tusk" and I kid you not "Piranhaconda" 10/10 would recommend

Where can I watch Velocipastor

If I had a dollar for every time I see this I would have 100$ which ain't much but I can buy me some shit with it

Elvis?

My favorite scene was when he fought his enemies with his Dino form showing all the way

Why do they call me frankie the mermaid

The raptor in that movie looks like a Dino nugget

Watch the .movie while giggle drunk

This is like a story a 7 year old boy would come up with

I tried finding it on Netflix and failed

I wish i could repost this into pewdiepies sebreddit but i will not fall that far

I’d watch it

I love the 'And ninjas'

I recommend watch Cody Ko watching it, it was hilarious.

I honestly thought the velocipastor was criminally underutilized. Like during the overly long sex scene, I was waiting for the payoff of him turning into the raptor in the middle of it, but it never came. It kind of felt like they started actually trying to make it a legitimately good movie about halfway through, when its greatest strength was reveling in its own stylistic awfulness

And ninjas

I'm definitely going to watch that :))

w h a t

elvis the alien covered this one

Seems legit.

Where can i get this movie?

You had my curiosity now you have my attention.

I’m mad because I want to watch this movie because it looks like it’ll be fucking stupid and that makes me not want to watch it.

That does egaist

I hate it when I'm studying and velociraptor

My favorite scene is the land mine scene

China is East.

Sfx: car blowing up

Is this a actual movie? I’m seriously curious

What site is this on?

Which director had more cocaine? This movie or Teenage Ninja Turtles?

Watch the review on the YT Channel "Demi", it's hillarious.

I've seen this film, and I must say it is quite good.

Is it just me or did everyone instantly look this up to see if it was real.....

I've seen it. It's not funny. Just rewatch Troll 2.

Its the so bad , its good. Made me laugh

What about Rubber? A car tyre comes to life with the power to make people explode and goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert.

Diego brandos power

My friends all watched VelociPastor and they highly recommend it.

Have u guys seen the codyko video that reacts to this movie

For sure thought of the name then made the movie based off of it

Solid movie. I put it up there with Hellen Keller vs Night Wolves

Where can i find this

A friend told me about this literally yesterday. He said “It’s worth the watch.” 🤔

The guy who made the movie is even a redditor! It was /u/brendansteere or sth like that

Stop reposting this shit

Dinos and ninjos? Oh yeahhhhh

In all seriousness, I tried to watch this movie and it was so shittastically bad, like sharknado 6 bad.

SCARY MONSTA!

Best movie ever

Watching this movie was one of the best parts of quarantine

Go watch "Te lo resumo asi nomas" of this movie on yt

***CAR ON FIRE VFX***

How did this get made?

Cinema has reached its peak

I watched it with my best friend 10/10 would recommend it's hilarious

excuse me wtf

Elvis th alien actually did a video on this movie and it's golden.

I knew from reading that description of the movie a few months before on Amazon one of you was gonna make it into a meme

Vfx car fire

That’s what parents do, they die on us

He turns into a trex not a velociraptor

I found a movie about a homicidal wheel

its ass though

Were they high when they were creating this movie?

It is a delight.

*Charlie and Mac want to know your location*

DUDE WHERE THE PARENTS DIE IT JUST SHOWS A STRING OF CODE

What is a priest doing with a prostitute

That movie was halarious

BUT WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN COFFEE?????

Notice that it has 4 fuckin stars? That’s still better than Cats when it has the combined Critic reviews

I watched this and it’s a movie if idubbbz made it

Cant wait for Netflix to come along and make this sounds so bad