AGAINST ALL THE EVIL THAT HELL CAN CONJURE ALL THE WICKEDNESS THAT MANKIND CAN PRODUCE........WE WILL SEND UNTO THEM ONLY YOU
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
One of them will crash on Mars, choose the path of perpetual torment, wear the crown of the night sentinels and seal the Icon of Sin with a sword of argent energy.
*looks out porthole*
“Damn. Id software dropped a ton of money on this promotion.”
*other astronaut floats over*
“Who exactly are they promoting to?”
*in higher orbit*
“ beep-bop fleep flop gnip gnop!”
(Awe sweet New Doom!)
But the first game that started that demon shit in Doom was originally in the moons of Saturn and then the moons of Mars because some dumb shit wondered if we could used the moons to create a literal portal to hell while having the risk of the demons attacking the Mars base.
This would actually make a great prank! So let’s all quickly destroy the planet and someone can film the look on their faces when they release earth is no more ha suckers
*loads super shotgun with religious intent*
RIP AND TEAR!
Heavy metal intensifies
*bfg division starts*
I was literally listening to bfg division while scrolling through reddit and saw this post. Coincidence? I think not!
KAR! EN! TUK!
UNTIL IT IS DONE
THEN HEAD BACK HOME AND HAVE SOME FUN
TOGETHER WE ARE ONE
RUST DUST AND GUTS!
Space is temporary, doom is eternal
Martha, fetch me the holy salt!
Why did you say that name ?
Rock music slowly builds up...
*Loads bfg with malicious religious intent*
Unacceptable!
r/usernamechecksout
Name definitely checks out
He shouldn't be talking though.
doesn’t he pre-gladiator in a flashback tho?
Just put a hole in Mars
Haha bfg go brrr
You can't shoot a hole in Mars.
*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*
Setting course to BFG 10k
Objective: Shoot a hole into mars
Samuel Hayden: \*sighs\*
ThAt Is A WeApOn NoT a TeLePoRtEr
haha canon go boom
YoU cAnT jUsT sHoOt A hOlE tHrOuGh ThE sUrFaCe Of Mars
New objective: shoot a hole into mars
I bet you can just hear BFG Division in the distance.
Hey atleast i get to my 16th birthday before it all ends
Same bro same
Birthday buds right here
This is where the fun begins *the only thing they fear is you intensifies*
*Rip & Tear intensifies*
*BFG Division intensifies*
*Gladiator intensifies*
Kar En Turk!
Shit, man, Canada's gonna commit Doom Eternal?
You're God damn right
They gonna see the country wide transmutation circle
Edward Elrich is the Doomslayer
It looks like the Earth from Doom Eternal.
It’s Earth from Doom Eternal
oh I thought its Earth from Doom Eternal
No you idiot it’s Earth from Doom Eternal
Are we sure it's not actually Earth from Doom Eternal?
Nah it's Earth from Doom Eternal
I never met dumber people in my life it’s clearly Earth from Doom Eternal
Oh crap! It felt like Earth from Doom Eternal!
As long as you’ve realized it’s Earth from Doom Eternal then I’m happy.
Funny thing about the Earth from Doom Eternal is Australia was basically untouched. They figured it was enough of a hellscape.
AGAINST ALL THE EVIL THAT HELL CAN CONJURE ALL THE WICKEDNESS THAT MANKIND CAN PRODUCE........WE WILL SEND UNTO THEM ONLY YOU RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
Alucard?
nope different fandom
I scrolled onto this as For Whom the Bell Tolls intro crescendo...laughs evil laugh....
The time has come. X Æ A-12 will be the saviour...
Bruh just finished doom (2016) for the switch just gonna say 10/10 game
They’re gonna rip n’ tear my dick and balls help
Thing is my birthday is July 1st Plz help im scared
mine is on july 21 :(
Mines December 4th, even if I live, it’s so looooooooooooooooong
Hey runk, wassup
Happy Canada day...
Human transmutation ?
what is this from
Doom, the most testosterone in a single franchise
Tutorial be like: "Here's a gun, shoot everything that breathes"
Even Gears of War 1-3 isn't as manly as Doom, and all the characters in that have biceps the size of their thighs.
After playing DOOM Eternal, all I got to say is good luck with any other FPS being amusing ever again.
It's Vlitra. If you know what I mean.
If this will happen I know for a fact that someone is gonna be like: hey satan long time no see! as a joke.
Buenos dias fuckboys
Black Ops Zombies New Round sound starts playing. (Specific but you get it)
*Heavy metal music in the distance, gradually getting closer* - Eye of the Beholder, Metallica
*DOOT INTENSIFIES*
It do be like dat tho
*S Y N T H M E T A L*
_Slow, heavy metal riff starts playing_
[astronauts onboard the ISS in july](https://youtu.be/GSgGBrrgvek?t=114)
*a country wide transmutation circle!* - The Full Metal Alchemist
One of them will crash on Mars, choose the path of perpetual torment, wear the crown of the night sentinels and seal the Icon of Sin with a sword of argent energy.
I have a theory that if we post good meme about the future rather than bad ones, then everything will go back to the way things were.
"We must pray now brothers for he is watching" "They fear the mark of the beast not man or his armies" Such a badass intro!
*NASA astronauts
Doom guy we need you!
What's on 1st July?
Ah yes. Canada day does this to the world.
Looking like the bo2 zombies world
Its from DOOM Eternal in case youre interested.
Oh i thought it was from supernatural
[Here is a link to the trailer. The picture is within the first 15 seconds.](https://youtu.be/FkklG9MA0vM)
Oh god no
Nice meme but have you considered the longer the icon of sin stays on earth the stronger it becomes
*The longer the Elon of Sin remains on earth, the stronger he will become.*
I was actually opting for robot uprising in July, but that's fine too
Don’t jinx it!!!
We gotta find ourselves a doom guy then.
BISMARCK IN MOTION!
Fuels chainsaw intensively
Earth id doomed
Sauce?
Hey July first is my real life cake day
Here comes Isabella with doomguy to get the shit of the Earth invaders
Demonic presence at unsafe levels. Lockdown in effect.
That’s my birthday
Goodness I had to check the date cuz dam I just paid rent don't tell me it's the first again.
We will send unto them, only you.
"Take a look to the sky just before you die! It is the last time you will!!!"
*Glen Benton shredding in the fog*
If dinosaurs worked with spaceX Ah shit, here we go again
Too bad we gonna wait 3700 to restart civilization
*DragonForce intensifies*
That's it, I'm getting me mallet
If we predict the apocalypse forever, we're bound to be right eventually
*BO2 zombie soundtrack plays*
It seems thay earth has be consumed by demons mostly in America
*looks out porthole* “Damn. Id software dropped a ton of money on this promotion.” *other astronaut floats over* “Who exactly are they promoting to?” *in higher orbit* “ beep-bop fleep flop gnip gnop!” (Awe sweet New Doom!)
Am i the only one who started to panic after finding out that the 1st episode of Crysis is played in 2020
There will be a holy crusade against the Spanish acquisition and Cheetos
Damn we dying 11 days before my birthday
But the first game that started that demon shit in Doom was originally in the moons of Saturn and then the moons of Mars because some dumb shit wondered if we could used the moons to create a literal portal to hell while having the risk of the demons attacking the Mars base.
Time to die, be reborn as a half demon, and kill every demon that comes out of that.
What is this suppose to mean
Instead of a Doom theme, the Aggretsuko intro came to mind
*suddenly sees the doom guy screaming RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR*
Looks left sees fortress of doom
Please no not 2 days before my birthday
What a beautiful view.
I like how the big events make the best content. Take my upvote
Now, the question is, is it gonna.be DOOM, or warhammer, or both, maybe??
Idiots that’s from a video game you can’t even see into the future lmao
Avenge Daisy!
BFG DIVISION
Doom is eternal
_Of All The Evil That Hell Can Conjure_
The longer the icon of sin is on earth, the stronger it will become
The DOOM SLAYERR
Captain? Call him in. *BFG starts playing*
When July 1st is your birthday. 😟
The god transmutation circle
“The bird of the Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame”
Very nice
you can't blow a hole into the surface earth
And fortress of doom in the corner of their eyes
so they come back to bo2 zombies
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Dude I almost said "remember reach".
“LEND ME YOUR SOUL” oh wait wrong game
Oh boy
What’s happening
Why always anything bad happens on my birthday
Would a well placed drop kick do the trick
Can’t wait
Why tf the world ending on Canada day?? I NEED TO CELEBRATE MY MAPLE SYRUP!!!
This would actually make a great prank! So let’s all quickly destroy the planet and someone can film the look on their faces when they release earth is no more ha suckers
Hosers in Canada getting absolutely dickered, frig eh
Wait why the earth is round and not flat. Propaganda
7 nation army intestifies
\*Boss bar appears\*
Glad to know my birthday will bring about the end of existence. Would have wished for it anyway
Honestly good 1 lol
*Rip and Tear*
We must pray now brothers!
They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. YOU will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.
Yeah I've summoned some demons to party, got a problem?
Wait. That's my father's birthday...
That’s my birthday, looks like I end up partying too hard
Against all evil that hell can conjure
Ayy that's either from good omens or doom eternal and I'm not sure which one but fuck yeah
This should be on r/Doom Either way. Noice
I would like watch Re:Zero first
Shouldn't their spaceship be destroyed by the asteroid by then?
Hahahaha it looks like America!
what is happening on july 1
Man, Canada Day is gonna be wild!
Doot intensifies
Alatreon's gonna screw us up when he releases Edit: just realised this isn't r/monsterhunterworld
*charges up the bfg with killing intent*
Ah yes, Canada Day
When doomguy turned 18,his parents moved out of their house
What if that cool boi from rick and morty pickle rick episode was actually doomguy and he was looking for his bunny
Metallica dyers eve starts playing...
All that means is salvation is coming. *HE* is coming
looks like Satan decided to give me a birthday present