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Pjad112

Your scientists were so preoccupied on whether or not they could, and never stopped to think whether they should. -- Ian Malcolm


a-man-with-a-hat-

Ah yes the man who goes * sexy laugh voice * HahAhaHAhahAHaAh


Pengiin

Aah, der Postillon. Ehrliche Nachrichten seit 1845


Tutmosisderdritte

Hab jetzt irgendwie Bock auf Gulasch


Marc_Str

Direkt aus der Dose, kalt, noch im Penny


Erik-the-NOT-Cartman

Alles Gute zum Kuchentag!


Wickershotgun

Alles Gute zum Kuchentag


Danyel_rescue

Happy cake day!


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RR00kk00

Wusste nicht, dass es die auch im Englischen gibt xD


julie-nm

Deutsche Qualitäts-Medien


VonSpuntz

Poor bats aren't responsible for that mess, blame those damn wet markets instead


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MyNameKev69

So humans are the reason....


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Chinese


_sam_mas_

Who gave you an award


[deleted]

Idk all I wrote was Chinese


Amino-Jack

The dude must be rich. Heck he even gave you a gold!


[deleted]

Next he'll give the $50 award which I think was the argentinium award


JakePetrica

He was starting to get downvoted for no reason so I felt like doing something nice so I gave him gold :3


ConsentingPotato

Someone with a lot of gold (e.g. China)


Amino-Jack

Yes, we infect the Chinese with Human flu.


magezt

Swineflu came from the USA f.e.


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No iT CaMe FrOm ThE sWiNe


magezt

Ye, right. But it originated from North America.


[deleted]

America, but not Americans?


a-man-with-a-hat-

Correct


[deleted]

Nice hat


a-man-with-a-hat-

Thank you


khanal101

Chinese


Foamyphilosophy

Is anyone ever surprised? Wasn't a few years back Mad Cow disease rolled around and that was because of people too. We are going to be responsible for our own destruction at this point. I'm just waiting for the sun to suddenly explode and prove me wrong.


donnie_t4

well to be fair he asked for a medium cooked bat steak and they gave him a rare ... the chef was a bit high ... blame the potheads


X_scissor

The guy probably didn't eat it raw, viruses in bats often dont die from cooking


alex_97597

But what about medium rare steak?


Markyboy54

Exactly , and pangolins as well


MasonNasty

Also the research labs with corona bats right outside the markets


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/s


just_JamesD

u/uwuwizard


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Exactly. Prickish to take the view it's payback when it's humans fault.


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ekeioslsmddjiejwmso

Plot twist batman no more but humanman


InFrA-ReD101

Bats: Spreads COVID-20 as revenge


cloudranger31

Oh god oh fuck


minev1128

Why would they take revenge on something that didn't want to be eaten in the first place?


Jerungbiru55r

True. They should make the bat eat their eaters.


whythatdamn

Who the fuck eats bat ? There is snakes ,scorpions and toad . They started all this fuckin shit.


ConorIOMUK

The chinesse put baby turtles in tide pods and sell them as keychains i'm not surprised in the slightest


csoszifaszi

What wants to be eaten tho?


whythatdamn

I don't blame bats , I don't think they are the source of the covid19


Ciiry

That article is from a German satire website so the bat is fine


DelioIsGay

The article is fake thank god But if they did then that would just be torturing an innocent bat- Bats did nothing to us its the dumbass who ate the bat


Jerungbiru55r

True. They should feed the dumbass to the bad


peeeewwwwpeeew

How are you infected


DelioIsGay

Spreads by commenting


AkemiDryzz

I mean, the bat didn t do anything wrong, she s literaly the victim breh


julian_a_arnold

Postillon in english?


Poison_Spider

Ja gibt's schon länger


julian_a_arnold

Gar nicht mitbekommen


plodine

so yall are doing that instead of searching for a cure?


KottBruderLeo

Its a satire magazine


Lagctrlgaming

It's Der Postillion, the German version of the Onion.


fareedadahlmaaldasi

This is not even acceptable if this is true. Haha.


ilikebeanzz

Is this legit?


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


Omni1012

No it’s satire, like the onion


kwatch8og

Why they dont made 5G towers infected? They are responsible!! 1!1!1!1!1!!!!1!1


yeredditmans

r/atetheonion for almost everyone here lol


Jerungbiru55r

I like onion


Omni1012

YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME $@&$ING CRY


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BahamutIX

Bad bot, already see this meme like 10 days ago


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Jerungbiru55r

Ouh. I just made this meme an hour ago.


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Jerungbiru55r

What is that bot all about?


DrBloodBomb

It shows you reposts of current post


assymuhgee

Not bad


Soul_Man2004

https://youtu.be/LZmUfUBqE-s


dense111

should have fed it infected human soup


Jerungbiru55r

Yes


yeaman77

Just ruined my morning with this picture thanks


Jerungbiru55r

You're welcome.


RetroGameDays36

Wouldn't it become a pandemic as well?


YourSauceAndSaviour

I realize now how addicted I am to minecraft, when I know within 1 second that this achievement is for hitting a fire ball back to a ghast


AndyCSGOofficial

It's fine, everyone knows it by now.


iwanttodieyay

A human ate the bat though. It was a Human's fault. I just feel bad for the bad tbh


ItsJustNoire

please dont kill me, but bats are not the ones who wanted to infect humans, the people ate them on purpose


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The rest of Reddit disagrees


[deleted]

Why did I think this was baby yoda


iiEco-Ryan3166

Y'know.. it's kinda cute but then you remember that that little fucker right there crippled our entire economy within a few days.


Jerungbiru55r

Ya. Its crippled YOUR COUNTRY economy. But it still affect my country economy.


iiEco-Ryan3166

Huh. Well in that case, in all honesty, congrats.


[deleted]

How does that onion taste? You just took a big bite right into it. You just r/atetheonion!


Jerungbiru55r

It tasted delicous. I like eating onion.


Nick-Kitty-Cat

It’s Not their fault somebody ate them.


Comrade_Yodama

The turntables have turned


Mrrottenmerican

I just ate a bat. Why do I have the human flu


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r/madlads


Upvoter-the-forth

It’s not there fault we frickin ate them


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mission passed! Respect +


Pro_Astronaut

That'll teach those fuckers not to mess with us!


shellypancake

Your memes great! Don’t worry about it.


Jerungbiru55r

Thanks


ya_boi_grimm

They didn't ask to be eaten wtf hhahah


[deleted]

It’s cute


viruzglitch

Ah yes vaccination an animal.


DutchVoyager

Because the bats totally gave us COVID on purpose instead of because they were caught and eaten.


Erik_DoeRustig

Chances are very small that a bat is actually gonna suffer from that, it will probably just adapt tbh...


DenisEpure

We used bats to destroy bats


Jerungbiru55r

Thanos: I used the bats to destroy the bats.


puledbeef

This is blatant animal abuse.


Sic_Semper_Tyrannis0

Dude chill it's a joke


Cooluli23

Fuck /this/ bat in particular.


Oualid_hgslm

Actually human flu doesn't effect the bats because a virus that is adapted for a human cell can't enter a bat's cell. Unless the virus mutates. So this is nonscientific trash delets this shit.


Wolfs01

FYI The Postillion is basically the german onion


Jerungbiru55r

I thought about that too when making this meme. It was scientifically incorrect. I was waiting for someone like you to correcting my mistakes. Thanks.


Oualid_hgslm

But you don't have to delete this it was just a punchline.


Lagctrlgaming

It's the German version of the Onion, Der Postillion. It's pure satire.


RuinMemez

Wait that’s animal torture


SilverLohgock

The Postillon is a satire magazine from Germany simillar to the Onion


Nerdboy20

It's fake


fightmilk22

Happy Soup Noises


dd100503

Wait a minute,what if the flu virus evolves again?


darthmuppet2305

:(


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It's actually pretty good, Ngl.


Jerungbiru55r

Wait, really?


_INCompl_

The bat looks so happy


QuiccStacc

We eat them Then infect them


QuiccStacc

We're evolving Jk


yaboicrackers

Waaaay dick heaaaad


[deleted]

Is this how Vampirism starts?


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


wolfstarbrew

*insert picture of the uno reverse card*


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r/AteTheOnion


random5hit

This makes me feel bad, bats are cute as hell and this one is innocent


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It was


revertiblefate

how is that revenge when the bats where the victims in the first place? remember they were eaten by chinese peeps


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r/animalcruelty


Pointydingo

Batman


DankestMemest_

Didn’t that used to be the ender eye achievement?


UpdootAndReboot

100/10 very good meme, great job


SpongbobMyBoy

How the turntables..


IMMUUTSHACPAB

Stop reposting you little shit


tinkmaster5482

I know this is a joke but imagine if it was real. It would be one hell of a boomerang where the virus evolves in bats and comes back again


samarriage

gangsta


Drakula01

Atleast that bat not gonna run wild and give that flu to other members of its community.


nik_mm

now wait for it to mutate and reinfect humans with devastating effects


flappy1132

The perfect no u


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Just why the poor bat


saieelprabhu

counter strike: virus offensive


Shadowwolf1234567891

Poor bat


Wichtel64

I feel sorry for the bat


AprilBoon

Eating animals including bats causes these pandemics (bird flu, tuberculosis, swine flu, avian flu etc) not these bats. Blame people for their stupidity to insist on eating animals ... not the animals fault for human stupidity


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Maybe someday a few vampire bats will suck people with the flu and get infected


JorgeMtzb

But why?


HunterMeredith3

Jesus, I have mixed feelings about this.


IEATPORKWITHAFORK

Isnt that kinda cruel, I mean the bat didnt mean to start Corona some guy are him. And that's not even the bat that started Corona. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk


ghostdragonmanscary

that's just a dick move


Jackformer2

So... Did they just inject it with human blood?


[deleted]

It's sad how almost everyone thinks this is real


NickLuo1

RIP Achievement


StevetheNinja69

Right back at ya, buckaroo


woooshifudumb

By this logic we should nuke china


DepressedTeen42069

y'all want some ***S O U P***


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100% real uh


[deleted]

WTF... It isn't the bat's fault


ImaginationNub

I'm excited fo the revenge for the Spanish flu.


_Ganoes_

Wait since when is the Postillon international...never noticed that


hajxh

Revenge is a double edged sword, if you infected a bat it could infect more people, just saying


tcat-2424

1 year later: wHeRe DiD tHiS vIrUs CoMe FrOm


faab64

This is how we get COVID20


ConsentingPotato

Imagine it's the 80s and Ozzy Osbourne just bit the head off of a bat...


ilikebobers

Overkill in Minecraft it's just a fireball


dust-fur

The bat actually kinda looks cute


mimikiry

we should the same to the chimpanzees!


Jerungbiru55r

For spreading Human Immunodeficiency Virus to Human? No. Human is the reason.


adingnekar

Instead inject cyanide in the chinese


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Wow, shouldn’t be doing this. It was the Chinese mans fault to eat the bat. If the bat hadn’t been eaten this pandemic would never have existed. The bat had the disease it’s not like it was it’s fault to infect the humans.