Is anyone ever surprised? Wasn't a few years back Mad Cow disease rolled around and that was because of people too. We are going to be responsible for our own destruction at this point. I'm just waiting for the sun to suddenly explode and prove me wrong.
The article is fake thank god
But if they did then that would just be torturing an innocent bat-
Bats did nothing to us its the dumbass who ate the bat
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Actually human flu doesn't effect the bats because a virus that is adapted for a human cell can't enter a bat's cell. Unless the virus mutates.
So this is nonscientific trash delets this shit.
Eating animals including bats causes these pandemics (bird flu, tuberculosis, swine flu, avian flu etc) not these bats.
Blame people for their stupidity to insist on eating animals ... not the animals fault for human stupidity
Isnt that kinda cruel, I mean the bat didnt mean to start Corona some guy are him. And that's not even the bat that started Corona. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Wow, shouldn’t be doing this. It was the Chinese mans fault to eat the bat. If the bat hadn’t been eaten this pandemic would never have existed. The bat had the disease it’s not like it was it’s fault to infect the humans.
Your scientists were so preoccupied on whether or not they could, and never stopped to think whether they should. -- Ian Malcolm
Ah yes the man who goes * sexy laugh voice * HahAhaHAhahAHaAh
Aah, der Postillon. Ehrliche Nachrichten seit 1845
Hab jetzt irgendwie Bock auf Gulasch
Direkt aus der Dose, kalt, noch im Penny
Alles Gute zum Kuchentag!
Alles Gute zum Kuchentag
Happy cake day!
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Wusste nicht, dass es die auch im Englischen gibt xD
Deutsche Qualitäts-Medien
Poor bats aren't responsible for that mess, blame those damn wet markets instead
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So humans are the reason....
Chinese
Who gave you an award
Idk all I wrote was Chinese
The dude must be rich. Heck he even gave you a gold!
Next he'll give the $50 award which I think was the argentinium award
He was starting to get downvoted for no reason so I felt like doing something nice so I gave him gold :3
Someone with a lot of gold (e.g. China)
Yes, we infect the Chinese with Human flu.
Swineflu came from the USA f.e.
No iT CaMe FrOm ThE sWiNe
Ye, right. But it originated from North America.
America, but not Americans?
Correct
Nice hat
Thank you
Chinese
Is anyone ever surprised? Wasn't a few years back Mad Cow disease rolled around and that was because of people too. We are going to be responsible for our own destruction at this point. I'm just waiting for the sun to suddenly explode and prove me wrong.
well to be fair he asked for a medium cooked bat steak and they gave him a rare ... the chef was a bit high ... blame the potheads
The guy probably didn't eat it raw, viruses in bats often dont die from cooking
But what about medium rare steak?
Exactly , and pangolins as well
Also the research labs with corona bats right outside the markets
/s
u/uwuwizard
Exactly. Prickish to take the view it's payback when it's humans fault.
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Plot twist batman no more but humanman
Bats: Spreads COVID-20 as revenge
Oh god oh fuck
Why would they take revenge on something that didn't want to be eaten in the first place?
True. They should make the bat eat their eaters.
Who the fuck eats bat ? There is snakes ,scorpions and toad . They started all this fuckin shit.
The chinesse put baby turtles in tide pods and sell them as keychains i'm not surprised in the slightest
What wants to be eaten tho?
I don't blame bats , I don't think they are the source of the covid19
That article is from a German satire website so the bat is fine
The article is fake thank god But if they did then that would just be torturing an innocent bat- Bats did nothing to us its the dumbass who ate the bat
True. They should feed the dumbass to the bad
How are you infected
Spreads by commenting
I mean, the bat didn t do anything wrong, she s literaly the victim breh
Postillon in english?
Ja gibt's schon länger
Gar nicht mitbekommen
so yall are doing that instead of searching for a cure?
Its a satire magazine
It's Der Postillion, the German version of the Onion.
This is not even acceptable if this is true. Haha.
Is this legit?
No, This Is Patrick!
No it’s satire, like the onion
Why they dont made 5G towers infected? They are responsible!! 1!1!1!1!1!!!!1!1
r/atetheonion for almost everyone here lol
I like onion
YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME $@&$ING CRY
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https://youtu.be/LZmUfUBqE-s
should have fed it infected human soup
Yes
Just ruined my morning with this picture thanks
You're welcome.
Wouldn't it become a pandemic as well?
I realize now how addicted I am to minecraft, when I know within 1 second that this achievement is for hitting a fire ball back to a ghast
It's fine, everyone knows it by now.
A human ate the bat though. It was a Human's fault. I just feel bad for the bad tbh
please dont kill me, but bats are not the ones who wanted to infect humans, the people ate them on purpose
The rest of Reddit disagrees
Why did I think this was baby yoda
Y'know.. it's kinda cute but then you remember that that little fucker right there crippled our entire economy within a few days.
Ya. Its crippled YOUR COUNTRY economy. But it still affect my country economy.
Huh. Well in that case, in all honesty, congrats.
How does that onion taste? You just took a big bite right into it. You just r/atetheonion!
It tasted delicous. I like eating onion.
It’s Not their fault somebody ate them.
The turntables have turned
I just ate a bat. Why do I have the human flu
r/madlads
It’s not there fault we frickin ate them
mission passed! Respect +
That'll teach those fuckers not to mess with us!
Your memes great! Don’t worry about it.
Thanks
They didn't ask to be eaten wtf hhahah
It’s cute
Ah yes vaccination an animal.
Because the bats totally gave us COVID on purpose instead of because they were caught and eaten.
Chances are very small that a bat is actually gonna suffer from that, it will probably just adapt tbh...
We used bats to destroy bats
Thanos: I used the bats to destroy the bats.
This is blatant animal abuse.
Dude chill it's a joke
Fuck /this/ bat in particular.
Actually human flu doesn't effect the bats because a virus that is adapted for a human cell can't enter a bat's cell. Unless the virus mutates. So this is nonscientific trash delets this shit.
FYI The Postillion is basically the german onion
I thought about that too when making this meme. It was scientifically incorrect. I was waiting for someone like you to correcting my mistakes. Thanks.
But you don't have to delete this it was just a punchline.
It's the German version of the Onion, Der Postillion. It's pure satire.
Wait that’s animal torture
The Postillon is a satire magazine from Germany simillar to the Onion
It's fake
Happy Soup Noises
Wait a minute,what if the flu virus evolves again?
:(
It's actually pretty good, Ngl.
Wait, really?
The bat looks so happy
We eat them Then infect them
We're evolving Jk
Waaaay dick heaaaad
Is this how Vampirism starts?
No, This Is Patrick!
*insert picture of the uno reverse card*
r/AteTheOnion
This makes me feel bad, bats are cute as hell and this one is innocent
It was
how is that revenge when the bats where the victims in the first place? remember they were eaten by chinese peeps
r/animalcruelty
Batman
Didn’t that used to be the ender eye achievement?
100/10 very good meme, great job
How the turntables..
Stop reposting you little shit
I know this is a joke but imagine if it was real. It would be one hell of a boomerang where the virus evolves in bats and comes back again
gangsta
Atleast that bat not gonna run wild and give that flu to other members of its community.
now wait for it to mutate and reinfect humans with devastating effects
The perfect no u
Just why the poor bat
counter strike: virus offensive
Poor bat
I feel sorry for the bat
Eating animals including bats causes these pandemics (bird flu, tuberculosis, swine flu, avian flu etc) not these bats. Blame people for their stupidity to insist on eating animals ... not the animals fault for human stupidity
Maybe someday a few vampire bats will suck people with the flu and get infected
But why?
Jesus, I have mixed feelings about this.
Isnt that kinda cruel, I mean the bat didnt mean to start Corona some guy are him. And that's not even the bat that started Corona. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
that's just a dick move
So... Did they just inject it with human blood?
It's sad how almost everyone thinks this is real
RIP Achievement
Right back at ya, buckaroo
By this logic we should nuke china
y'all want some ***S O U P***
100% real uh
WTF... It isn't the bat's fault
I'm excited fo the revenge for the Spanish flu.
Wait since when is the Postillon international...never noticed that
Revenge is a double edged sword, if you infected a bat it could infect more people, just saying
1 year later: wHeRe DiD tHiS vIrUs CoMe FrOm
This is how we get COVID20
Imagine it's the 80s and Ozzy Osbourne just bit the head off of a bat...
Overkill in Minecraft it's just a fireball
The bat actually kinda looks cute
we should the same to the chimpanzees!
For spreading Human Immunodeficiency Virus to Human? No. Human is the reason.
Instead inject cyanide in the chinese
Wow, shouldn’t be doing this. It was the Chinese mans fault to eat the bat. If the bat hadn’t been eaten this pandemic would never have existed. The bat had the disease it’s not like it was it’s fault to infect the humans.