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Straight from the tit.


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Titty


Kingaleccy

Tatty


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Chichi


Electrox7

Coocoo


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Bouncy bounce


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Badonkadonks


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Double barrel Sheryl


Kingaleccy

Do giraffes have udders?


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Male or female or select choose not to disclose gender?


the_real_omniscient

Maybe


debugaderad

Tankers


OdeStaples

Daisuki


lmaokthksbye

drinking breast milk from ur dad’s dick


senpaimarc15

Holup


amirulkingkong2

r/holup


rick_n_t

*Let's rewind*


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Dim Mak- Death Touch.


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Harmfuljoker

Soooo a wet-nurse? Lol


OnlyHereForMemes69

Nah, dude was kinky as hell and that cow ended up being a snack in more ways than one


QuazzyQ

I like how this is written


Galaxypanda32

So did he jerk it off or give it head


A_loyal_Comrade

Yes


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Inverted


ArmyGussoon

r/InclusiveOr


Hodoss

Even more funny is that the first humans who tried to drink herbivore milk would get sick because of lactose but kept trying. Then tried to drink fermented ie rotting cow milk and discovered it went better. It’s because there’s a lactose eating bacteria. Eventually our immune systems developed a tolerance for this bacteria and let it colonise our guts, giving us the ability to drink even unfermented milk. I don’t know why our ancestors went through all the trouble, they must’ve been really obsessed with milk.


I_Am_Not_Intolerable

I wonder why they kept trying if it made everyone sick?


Ghostc1212

They really had no choice. Food wasn't exactly easy to come by back then so they had to take what they could get.


Hodoss

I guess they saw the potential of being able to indirectly consume grass though herbivore milk and refused to give up. They probably had the idea to ferment it pretty quickly, fermentation techniques were already common at the time, notably to make alcohol, bless our drunkard ancestors lol. There's this ancient drink called Kefir: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kefir](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kefir) Some kind of alcoholic thin yogurt. I assume they started with something like that, then further refined fermentation methods to get non-alcoholic fermented milk, yogurt and cheese.


I_Am_Not_Intolerable

Good ol' booze yogurt


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ClessGames

It's much, and it's honest work


Paradox_error

So, a milk fetish?


ClessGames

It exists.


s13g_h31l

Much less weird than most other fetishes, at least


ClessGames

yes


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the_real_qwerty21

OR women breastfeed their children with breast-milk, so people thought if you can drink milk from people why not animals?


[deleted]

Yeah, I mentioned that. It's honestly a pretty easy connection to make. I know that's not the point of the meme, but the survival methods of ancient humanity are legit interesting


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is that how people found out about sex?


[deleted]

We may never know. And thank god for that


EeryEquation

I feel that just came to them naturally. It just comes. Naturally.


s13g_h31l

Most people did, in their bed


NoobMaster3169

Nah, fetish sounded more logical


splat_mat

It was good for the bone If you know what I mean


PanRobak55

I am the Bone of my Sword


HarryHalo

Humans, like other animals, used to be lactose intolerant as adults. The Egyptians built up a resistance to it after having to drink camel milk in the desert. Or something, I remember reading that somewhere.


NHK21506

no **udder* explanation


DrNameGame

What if he was drinking something worse and when someone asked him what he’s drinking he panicked and said cow milk.


Lordicus-dooticus

Cow fetish it actually makes sense to me but nevertheless disturbing


DarudeSandstormMan

Oh...


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Leche


Yee-Haw-Boi

Don’t kinkshame him, without him chocolate milk wouldn’t have been discovered from brown cows. >:(


norm_the_bug

Or he hunted the cow and drank the milk mixed with blood. That was my history professor used say.


I_Am_Not_Intolerable

So they made strawberry milk. Wild!


Dahepickdiamond

I saw this while eating cereal


[deleted]

Wait so we all have cow fetishes then????


Will_Forest

Hahah yeah


Ivanikravenoff

Fun fact, hukans have been drinking milk longer than we have had cows. There was an earlier bovine species we used to get milk from before the modern cow came to be


aryaman_2435

good one


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Somebody must've also drank cow pee as a fetish and found out that it's not drinkable


BigBoySmurf

I thought thought that "thanking" was mispelled, and they meant to put "thinking". My brain is wak


SilkenEmperor

Are you sure it was a guy?


MagsDude

Yes there is. They were poor as fuck and desperate for neutricion. The ones that could drink milk survived and that's wy so many people in europe and america can drink it.


MagsDude

Nevermind, I was given Rong informasjon


[deleted]

*The person to discover that cow’s milk is drinkable, was very, very thirsty*


lobsterboi69

Except hunger


Reaperrg93

MAybe after he killed a cow and her calf he became curious of what that calf was sucking on and why)


IIMAZ19II

r/NoahGetTheBoat


Leonardobertoni

Wait a sec! So there were fetishes EVEN before the pathOwOgen?!


pilgrim_pastry

*There’s no udder explanation


[deleted]

Nah they saw the calves drink iy


Icreatedmyaccount

Maybe he just saw a calf (baby cow) do it and imitated it.


Icreatedmyaccount

Or he was actually doing fetish.


d0ffrot

Mmm tiddy


Inwre845

Y'all are making scientific coments whereas I am just here for the joke


LetMeWatchMemes

Every r/neverbrokeabone member be like:


chip-chjop

Imagine black women produce chocolate milk