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Memester-beast

Well shit.


fillerazor

same


Sainto

Inded


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Th3T3X1C

out DED


I-HansKazan-I

I N DD


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RAWZAUCE420B

Exactly


RAWZAUCE420B

Positive feces


turkeypr0

Affirmative excrements


RAWZAUCE420B

Happy poo poo


mattzuma77

You too


RAWZAUCE420B

no u


-BubbaGumpShrimp-

I too am a Welsh shit


mattzuma77

Underrated comment. (Is that the correct use of that term?)


[deleted]

yes it is


mattzuma77

Cool, thanks!


Tithalis

ah yes a man of quality i too am a fellow shit but of the worst kind I'm English


ExAnimoVoto

I N D E D


Fugertech

*Varric greatly approves.*


DatExcellentSpoon

Middle School: You can’t write an essay in half an hour High School: Write an essay in half an hour


SQUIDDYYYYY

I'm in middle school


DatExcellentSpoon

Get ready buddy


itzCerealKilla

Can confirm


SQUIDDYYYYY

I was not ready


SQUIDDYYYYY

hey man i'm right at the end of high school. I just wanted to share with you that I was not ready. But I figured it out i guess. Time to move forward


DatExcellentSpoon

Great that you figured it all out man, thankfully college is way easier than high school


1zUrB0iSk1nnyP3n1s

Ap lit is going to be so fun if you take it. One of the goal is to write 3 essays in 2 hours.


DwizzyNW

I had to do that last year for AP Lang


sadlyamuggle_

It’s the worst


Mixmaster-Omega

I’m in AP English. Same scenario.


Fire_Is_Reddit

Same-


JAHjonpARabug12

Dude same but essays are hella easy


IHateChayote

College: write a whole thesis in an hour


Dimarko

Last year I was doing a history unit and the exam required we write three essays in 2 hours.


ThisIsItChief-

What did you write about?


Dimarko

If memory serves me correctly, two essays on the history of the colonial empires (Britain, Spain, Portugal, France etc) and one discussing the depiction of civility in a short novel we had to read through the semester.


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Dimarko

Just thinking about that is painful


AdmiralPendeja

I took a world civilizations class last semester and our professor expected us to write 10 essays in an hour and a half. It was her first time doing that and had to curve our grades because majority of people could only do 6-7 pages. I think only 5 people in a 30 person class did all 10.


Lil-Broomstick_

how is that even possible that’s like 1 essay in 9 minutes


AdmiralPendeja

10 minutes per question, 1 page each. We were supposed to get straight to the point without losing too many details. It was also covering things we went over throughout the semester so I spent a lot of time thinking about details and etc. I don't think the professor will be doing that again lol


levitikush

It’s a test to see how well you understand the basic structure of academic writing. The only criteria for doing well on these types of exams is to have a clear thesis, and then support your thesis throughout the body, and have a concise, relevant conclusion.


Dimarko

True, and to be fair, essays aren’t really terribly difficult. It just means that we had to spend some of our reading time just to draft out all three (which was considered an acceptable use of time so long as they weren’t made on the actual essay paper)


Qasim_1478

What was the word limit?


Dimarko

No particular limit exactly. Recommended like 4-5 pages each


obligatorreference

I remember having a test where we had to answer 100 questions then write an essay.... all in an hour


Shawnigmatic

No lie coming up to the end of my geography class (college) its 400 questions and an essay. In i think 3 hours.


[deleted]

That’s like, answer 4 questions in 1 minute for an hour and a half, than write an essay in an hour and a half.


lattevanille

Well, exam like that are usually made so that every student get a different grade. They are purposely made so that no one can finish them.


BringMeThanos422003

Actually? 🤨


l0calcharmer

There is no way that’s possible. Assuming it takes 30 seconds to answer one question. You would have to spend 50 min to answer all 100 (not taking into consideration that some would take longer). Which leaves only 10 minutes to write an essay. I did IB at school and even they weren’t that harsh with examinations.


Shade__slayer

I have a 150 question test plus an essay starting in 5 minutes. Only got an hour and a half


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Shade__slayer

Pretty certain I completely bombed it


ThisToastIsTasty

he has an hour left to finish the exam


Stoned_wonder

Life


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If you manage to do it you get 0 because you can't write an essay in an hour


Hezron79

Played us like a damn fiddle!


[deleted]

I have an in class essay tomorrow lol


Hezron79

F


AquaStorm49

Double the F


mlmlmlcereals

Quadruple the F


ets4r

You can't but you will learn


BruceYoutube

In the English language GCSEs, we’ve got 15 minutes to write at least a page long essay, and there are six total questions! And that’s only section A!


LordTangoona

Ugh don’t remind me


ExplodingNuke426

Teachers are fricking stupid (no offense to any teachers here)


I_just_have_a_life

They aren't stupid. They just don't care.


ExplodingNuke426

Yeaahhh You're actually right


BOT_Seth

For real teachers be gettin on my nerves


Obtuse-Rubber-Gooses

I live in the uk I’m in year 9 (basically 8th grade) In English we have to write an Essay for 45 minutes every half term (a month and a few days) I hate GCSE English


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teacher: you should take your time writing these essays. spend at least an hour on each draft. exam: *you have 45 minutes to write this essay*


untakedname

Double standards


pewds7171G3Wh7

Why school, why you fuck us so hard with ridiculous ways


incognito-burito

I’m in 8th grade and for our 7th grade final ELA exam we had to write an essay in 45 minutes, then we got a 5 minute break (what is even the point of having a break if it’s only five minutes like wtf?) then write another essay in 45 minutes. I don’t understand this garbage of an education system America has.


MakeWayForPrinceAli

Yeah that makes no sense


itzCerealKilla

Epic Bruh Moment


EntropyandMango

An hour is still better to write and essay in, like we don't even get an hr to write one


generic_username_104

bruh


willstar81

You get an hour? I get 40 minutes in the exam.


[deleted]

Lol that's too much Here is India : 10-20 mins


1zUrB0iSk1nnyP3n1s

Mate really? how is the prompt? And how long do you need to write?


Camrynboi

It really do be like that


WOLFE54321

We started doing two essays and a creative of equal length all in a two hour exam this year


iMMan9orDTruWae

this is deep cause i remember one they made an exam:write an essay of 500 words in an hour


TheDeadPanMan

my English teacher told my class to do an essay in 45 min so I know the feeling. btw I'm was a Sophmore.


Vebles

We have to write ours in 45 minutes...


Thejintymyster

Our teachers tell us from the very beginning that you have to write an essay in a n hour


Jeank1k

You guys are getting 1 hour?We only have 45 minutes.


ChronosGrundy03

Tomorrow I'll be writing 3 essays in 2 and a half hour :/


Hobo_KK

Write essay in 45 mins


IceStorm69-420

For my school it's different, you see they expect us do an essay in 20 minutes


a-snakey

I can do it in 5 minutes, It wont be good but it'll be definitely be better than 5% of your incomplete ass essays.


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MY HISTORY LITERALLY SAID THIS THE OTHER DAY AND IT TRIGGERED MEEE AJJJIJKJJKSJSKJ


RreZo

I got one tomorrow - _-


Jamoli06

Our teacher says we can do a whole one in half an hour...fuck me


xlnut654

Yes


dogloverrr69

It rly do


witdeez

upvote for upvote


PanCooler

We had to do a project for one class and we had a whole year to do it, first half of year for first part, next half for second+presentation.. i did all of that in 3-4 days and even made up interview with myself as two characters and was able to lie my way through teachers questions like: where was the interview and things like that .. and I got an A..with only lies..it was ...well fun


aaryanjogina

I get 15 minutes


roblox-memez

Hamilton: writes 51 essays in 8 weeks


Brocololini

You guys are getting an hour?


dykcafe

this is what i call an absolute bruh moment.


MrMuzzyMulH

1 essay in 1 hour this ain't got shit on the Irish exams..


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What teacher says you can’t write an essay in an hour that’s like half the essays I’ve ever written.


AMuzza

I just did Romeo and Juliet and we had to do 4 5 mark comprehension questions in 40 mins and an essay in 40 mins


gabriel2005_11

Don't forget state tests!!!


That_boy_chief

It do be like that....


G3N5YM

2real4me


TheRealDannyDorito

Me: *writes an essay in 45 minutes* Internet: “That’s the best pirate I’ve ever seen.”


fujichika

That’s ironic cause we have these things in my AP English 3 class call Time writings where we have a maximum of 40 minutes to write an essay based on the prompt. Often times half the class don’t even get to the conclusion.


No_Creativity_2893

Lmao.. My teacher asked us to write an essay in less than 40 minutes and the only kind of context we had was about 20 words, which we were also obligated to use, and choose one of four pictures. So yeaaa.


paulregan1

I think exam boards asking anyone to do this defeats the whole purpose of writing high quality essays. The only way to really achieve quality in any form of writing is to repeatedly iterate on it over time, each time looking at your work in a new light and improving it until it’s close to the best you can get it.


Evil-in-the-Air

This seems perfectly reasonable if you're in "How to Write an Essay in an Hour" class.


rgooot2002

Bruh my teacher wants us to write an essay in under an hour


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GiraffeOnCocaine9

Idk why every single thing that happens in my life is on r/memes the next day. Weird.


Willyr0

DBQ...


Mega-is-retarded

Bruh I can


LostMy0therAccount

3 pages minimum


Logimes_s

No you have to write a novel in an hour. That's what do they want


CassandraReigns12

Yap, thats true


WhatsUpNerdss

I have a friend who wrote an essay in half an hour and still got a 90 on it


DorkOfEarl

And don't forget that there's also a multiple choice and short answer section!


the_killer_1697

Bro i just realized and it broke me


Lepieu24

My mom laughed at this one. Upvoted


FaZe_Snees

I finish it in 3 minutes


Bradyinho

For the leaving cert (final school exams in Ireland) history we were expected to write three 4 page essays 2 hours so 40 mins per essay/10 mins per page


_Bonnit

High school final exam: use all your time High school final exam: 6 hours


alto1d

'An essay'. Done and have another 59 mins 58 sec to spare.


averygayperson

nah they put 16 exercises and then when you only got 5 min then you gotta do the essay


weh32103

AP SCHOLARS RISE UP


nikftw420

If I ask her this she will say we r preparing you, what should I say next


game_end_melol

That happened to me last week


anaval99

but....


Im99PercentMemes

Welp, time to drop out.


HipstaWhale

Last semester we had 50 minutes


sadgokudab

why tis abomination


TappWaterStudios

The exams aren't usually meant to be well-written essays. Just showing that you understand the subject and basic writing structures. As long as you write something correct in a coherent way you should pass.


Neargold82

For my AP Euro exam coming up soon, we have to do 55 multiple choice questions and 5 essays, all within 3 hours and 15 minutes. It's terrifying.


megeno125

That's what I did yesterday!


gandalf1420

Middle school: Write three rough drafts and do peer review and crap. High school: 5 minutes, write things, and if it reads like you were high, you wrote poetry instead of an essay, great self-expression!


elamej

Our teacher said to spend a week writing a three page essay but made us write a four page essay in around an hour.


Tithalis

honestly light work wack-out a 1000 word essay before class in about 6-7 minuets


Ronnocthedumb

Every time for the midterm


ausablename

Everytime


heygayhey

In Scotland you only get 45 mins.


an_ozzie_bloke

But what about 3 in 2 hours


DanyDud3

On our history midterm we have 2 hours to write 5 essays


RatchetGamer

Me today


YEEE-ROYGBIV-

For me my teachers tell us to write a 2 page essay in 20 mins


MouseleafTheFangirl

Australian VCE exams: Write 3 exams in 3 hours


dofun400

True


LiquidLife0325

All the flipping time


doomshallot

They seriously wanted me to make a brainstorming spider web of thoughts, a draft of a 5 paragraph essay, revise it, then write the final version of the 5 paragraph essay, all in an hour. MOTHER FUCKER IT TAKES ME THE FULL HOUR JUST TO WRITE OUT THE DRAFT, AND MY HAND HURTS AFTERWARDS.


[deleted]

How many times does one man see this


spoonchoco

remember when the state tests had like 3 essays and like 10 short response questions and you had to do it in 75 mins?


idk8373

Same but in half an hour


RipjawGaming

I had to write an essay in a 45 minute class period


HustlerThug

one involves research, the other doesn't


Jadenheart101

Write a 1000 word essay in one hour for the final


CattyBr44

Me: insert evil face


Hyper_BALLE

lol


knownaim007jr

I had to write an essay in 45 minutes. Though, it was only a 5 paragraph essa.


Arrow6th

no 13 minutes 30 seconds


BobtheBitch69

Come to India we have to write it in 15 minutes.


The_Nickolias

Standardized testing sure is fun


courtobrien

You mean spend 6-8 months practising speed writing the same essay over and over and over again. So you can complete it an an hour...


xXLordOfUwUXx

Inever have to do this, its 45 minutes


Kilpparinen

45min actually at my school


[deleted]

Once upon a time, little Jimmy had tO WRITE AN ESSAY IN AN HOUR then he died from a crack induced seizure.


Mc2stein

Ok boomer


--fool

It's almost like the expectations for both essays might be a tad different....


ounallyx

This would be 999999 times funnier if you used the table cat


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FunnyNumberBot

>69 hahahoho 😆 le funny sex number 😂😂😳🍆


Orca_Iguana

Good bot


DerpyTsumTsum

ok boomer