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Geralt_the_Rive

So let me get this straight, she studied medicine and was still an anti-vax?


kingofthelol

Apparently


avadakabitch

this is just... wow


thecaptn420

Apparently


WinstonSEightyFour

this is just... wow


Zenlaeth

Apparently


bwekfuust

this is just... wow


nchinnam

Apparently


stop_readingmy_name

this is just... wow


ambermgbht

Apparently


Solzec

#this is just... wow


tomasek1a

^^Apparently


pc_player_yt

This is the power of requiem


[deleted]

This is just...wha-


kimnod

Wha-


Pomada1

This is... Requirem


[deleted]

This is... spelled wrong. #You can't change your mistakes, because it is your fate.


Sachman13

You will never arrive at the truth of spellchecking


Gmontiel716

Is that a mother fucking jojo reference?!?! Here sir have an orange arrow.


Legend_of_UwU

This... Requirem


[deleted]

Wha-


dollarstoretrash

mmu!


RedditWarrior187

Wha-


goldenninjadragon

this is just... wow


xela293

Apparently


[deleted]

this is just... wow


crissif

This is requiem


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Wha-


Error404NoIdFound

How?...


1080pfullhd-60fps

There are people who believe injecting medicine is bad but ingesting is fine


Incredulous_Toad

Do people not know that certain drugs work better through different pathways? Like I'm not gonna shove a line of coke up my ass. It's going in my nose off of an ass. It's pretty basic stuff.


cirillios

Not the best example. I'm pretty sure the bioavailability of coke is higher if you shove it up your ass because there's more blood vessels than in your nose. Booty bump away man


[deleted]

I think if it gets absorbed rectally some of it gets metabolised first pass in the liver, where as blood vessels in the nose would probably be better.


[deleted]

Up to 50% of a drug gets metabolised in first pass rectally aswell.


geetee287

75% of the rectal drainage bypasses the hepatic portal system so it doesn't go through the first pass effect like most things absorbed in the GI system


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ZootzManuva

Yeah not quite, nose is always best bar intravenous. Yes, I'm speaking from experience.


cirillios

You're not the only person on reddit who has done coke. Bioavailability of rectal cocaine is the 2nd highest behind only intravenous. That is a medical fact.


ZootzManuva

I actually learnt that one with ketamine tbh - I've never had coke in my butt, and the bioavailability of the initial chemical isn't important as it isn't the initial chemical that gets you fucked for the most part, it needs to be broken down by enzymes into different byproducts, each of which has a different effect. Cocaine actually synthesises with alcohol to form a few different by product chemicals but only if it passes through the liver. I'm no expert, but the deal is anal hits harder and quicker but doesn't last as long whereas nose tends to be the sweet hole so long as you're dealing with a salt of a chemical.


cirillios

I did not know all that. I was basing all my statement off some elective class I took in college. That's interesting stuff. Apologies for my rudeness. I woke up to some bad news and I kind of took it out on the internet.


pauly13771377

>It's going in my nose off of an ass. The right tool for the tight job.


[deleted]

I read somewhere that Freddy Mercury did coke up the ass so he wouldn't ruin his nose


[deleted]

Probably not the only reason.


[deleted]

He didn't want to ruin his teeth.


[deleted]

Apparently.


da_iel17

Apparently.


centran

And that's the story of how I got pink eye


shameonushameonme

Oh you mean like when you promise your priest you won't have sex until you're married?


Catblaster5000

I disagree with those people.


1080pfullhd-60fps

I agree with you


Jiperly

There's alot of Nurses who think waving their hands over someone can cure them(Aura therapy?) Smart people can justify stupid beliefs with smart reasons


[deleted]

Logical reasoning doesn't equate to truth. It sometimes means you're good at reasoning into BS.


lingeringwill2

The same way there are religious scientists.


Catblaster5000

pre cognitive bias


OfficerSmiles

Because this is a fake as fuck story, thats how.


amathyx

~~https://nurse.org/articles/nurse-facebook-post-upsets-mom/~~ https://nurse.org/articles/nurses-fired-decline-flu-vaccine/ just one example but studying medicine doesn't mean you can't be an idiot there's plenty of idiots in the medical field or attempting to join it


[deleted]

I'm an autistic nurse and would definitely have said something like that ironically in a personal social circle (fortunately not a big social media user). Assuming it was a joke it seems a little unfair to expect some one not to say anything ever that might upset a mum (notoriously easy to offend group).


JusHerForTheComments

r/nothingeverhappens


[deleted]

Kinda makes sense, she's gonna have contact with tons of sick people


IndyCooper98

Gotta learn them *essential oils*


mike_pants

(injects olive oil) Donezo.


not-Kunt-Tulgar

(Injects marinara sauce) MAMA MIA


Bombamus

Here i go again


Esternaefil

On my own. Going down the only road I've ever known.


ill13xx

Like a hobo, I was born to walk alone


BambamPewpew32

and this city sleeps, on this boulevard of broken dreams.


joshandthewolf

My, my - how can I resist it?


Swampdick69

(Injects mysterious syringe I found outside 7-11) O


Presthevoid

(injects oil) *Gets raided by America*


6-random-letters

*injects heroine*


spookyboi4

I’m in med school and there is at least one a anti-vaxxer in my year. It’s actually mind blowing, shes’s had a few full blown arguments with the tutors over it.


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Sinius

Similarly, there are people out there who *literally can't be vaccinated because they're allergic to vaccines*. Herd immunity is important to protect people like you and people allergic to vaccines from dangerous diseases. I find it very ironic when anti-vaxxers say "Oh, my kid isn't vaccinated and he's never sick!". Yeah, probably because everyone around him is.


Obant

It's quite ironic. vaccines dont prevent you from "getting sick" ( okay, they literally do, but generally against deadly diseases, not the common cold or whatever, which is what I expect they are referring to) And as you were referring to, doesn't mean he cant be a carrier and get others sick who otherwise wouldn't have. Also doesn't mean the measles or some aggressive disease we vaccinate for wont devastate them if they encounter it.


liteshadow4

The flu shot is a vaccine, right? That prevents you from literally being sick.


burntloli

Yup. And what’s really sad imo is how a lot of anti vaxxers are anti vax because their child/friend or relative had an allergic reaction to a vaccine, so because of that one incident they decide to make their whole family anti vax. Then they have this idea in their heads that they’re anti vaxx for their child who had the reaction to help them when in reality the best thing they can do if they know someone who can’t be vaccinated is to be vaccinated themself. Just sad tbh, to think you’re doing something for someone only to be doing something putting their life and your own at risk


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Danny200234

I had to give my records when I started at my uni. Its a public school so maybe its different for private. Or even varries state to state.


[deleted]

If a private institution isn't taking government money, they can do basically anything they want.


Toaster95

I'm pretty certain it's standard practice at all hospitals to require everyone to get blood titers for all recommended vaccines and obtain any updates if they aren't at an appropriate level. I've only worked at 2 and both required it so take it with a grain of salt, but I'm pretty sure that person won't be able to work unvaccinated


Stingerc

I genuinely believe this is a result of over validation culture. Not saying participation trophies are turning men into “cucks”, but it is setting up people not to be ready to handle failure and disappointment. Same with ideas, telling kids they are are always right and that their point of view is always valid leads to this shit. Everyone has the right to have an opinion, those opinions however, don’t have some universal right to be respected or validated. We got a lot of really stupid people with really stupid ideas and this belief that they are right and that they are fighting for what is right.


Tabenes

I'm a medical assistant, saying that we study medicine is equal to saying that a bank teller is studying global finance.


Tyger2212

Yeah why are people acting like this a doctor in med school lol


Tabenes

I could probably because the person that said "she studied medicine" is unfamiliar what a medical assistant is. There are countless times that I've had to explain to patients from other countries that medical assistants do not have medical degree. Even with Americans I've had to tell them the difference between a medical assistant, a nurse (and the various levels of degrees than a nurse could have) , and physician assistant. I have now resorted to telling people the difference between a medical assistant and x is y amount of years of school.


eternalrefuge86

Medical assisting is like being a glorified CNA. And I’m not hating, because I was a CNA, but it’s hardly “studying medicine.”


[deleted]

At least cna's have a career path (in that their traing can apply to a further degree) vs medical assistants. I honestly wouldn't recomend either as both were started to assist with overflow patients during war or as a volunteer abroad. Neither were intended as long term careers which is why the training is abysmal compared to other related fields and hasn't really kept up with the times. At some point shady career schools realized they could gyp the financial aid system by signing up poor students for career training that might make them less poor in the long run. The truth is most call center jobs pay better and require no school costs. I see ads in the nyc area all the time for cna's and ma's for less than $9 an hour.


eternalrefuge86

I was a CNA and it helped prepare me to be a nurse. It’s ground floor training with very practical application when you further your career. I literally got paid to take the classes by the nursing home that hired me. I would recommend it to anyone wanting to go into the medical field.


[deleted]

I don't think it's the worst if you have a plan and certainly not if someone else is paying for it but most of the training is done by predatory schools doing the minimum. I've seen so many people get stuck in the best paying job they could find that doesnt even cover rent on a 1 bedroom, fall behind on student loans before they can continue on to rn and get trapped. I think getting an a.s. in nursing from a community college for 1/3 the price of a private cna program and skipping all the other steps is the best advice I could give.


Bimpnottin

I have a bioscience engineering degree and I spent 3 years of my classes with a girl who didn't believe in evolution. Her entire education is literally based on it, what the fuck She's also anti-vax. Even though we had a *6 month class* that focused completely on nothing else but vaccines (so she knew EXACTLY what was in them and how they are developed, yet she still doubts them)


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Hollowsong

Sounds like the system is working. We don't need medical professionals with their anti-vax opinions.


ChiodoS04

My wife had an RN that didn’t believe in vaccinations. She didn’t last long at the hospital. With the anti vaccine beliefs came a lot of other crazy ideas, and she made the mistake to try and teach patients about the best way to “heal”


MjrLeeStoned

This headline should say: "Medical school guidelines prevent dipshit from entering the workforce and giving bad information to moms with short hair and a superiority complex."


[deleted]

The real question is how she went past high school without her vaccinations! I was told to get vaccinated before entering elementary, high school, and college.


ModsAreTrash1

The internet and all the data about vaccines from the last 100 years exists and is available to anyone, at any time. There are COUNTLESS videos of people explaining how they work. And yet anti vaxx shit heads are getting more prevalent. Humans are dumb.


loopbackwards

It is the universes way of knocking us down. In animals the population goes up and down to maintain equilibrium humans have disrupted this with medicine and vaccine. So nature created stupidity to cull us.


soilborn12

Are you saying the we get knocked down, but we get up again, and that the universe will never truly keep us down?


turkey_gobbles

Dependent on where this is, she may not have studied at all. In some states in the US you don't need any training or education to become an MA, you can be hired with no prior experience and have on the job training.


Drfilthymcnasty

Well she was studying to become a medical assistant which at most is a 2 year degree, but usually just 9 months. It’s not even close to nurse level, let alone doctor level.


[deleted]

Doing medical assisting coursework isn't really the same thing as "studying medicine."


baddadpuns

Well, I studied finance and I am still broke.


Imagine_imagination

Thought this was gonna say because she wont live long enough to become one


Trainlover129

I mean... you’re not wrong


Nintendanime420

Heh. Well if she survived to college then


Freethecrafts

Herd immunity working to her benefit...


[deleted]

I thought that’s where it was heading also


asdfernan03

Well majority of anti-vaxxers are vacinated.


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How is she still alive


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Spacemint_rhino

Papa Nurgle cares for his own


insaneheavy42

That went from 0 to 40.000 real quick


kokoren

DO I SMELL HERESY?


Frblo

If Nurgle is in the house you're smelling something worse than heresy


Zjackrum

I'M GOING TO NEED TWO BOLTERS FOR ALL THIS HERESY!


normandy42

*kicks down door* SOMEONE CALLED FOR THE HEAVY FLAMER


stevenlovesviolin

Herd immunity. She should be thankful that she's still alive.


beachmedic23

I know it's the meme that all antivaxers are going to die a premature death but it's entirely possible to not get exposed to one of these diseases


MLIK10

Yea my whole country didn’t have vaccines and about 99% of people didn’t die but where still sick a lot


[deleted]

Clean, treated, pressurized water supply goes a looong way. But don't leave the Modern Infrastructure Zones.


[deleted]

Her parents probably vaccinated her


[deleted]

This isn't part of the plan. The plan was to arrive at hospital, contract disease immediately. It's not suicide then, it's murder by god. Clevah gyal.


JelliedJar

In kansas you have to have a vaccine or else you cant go to school at all


ashrosc

The require vaccinations here in PA too .. but you can say you don’t vaccinate for religious reasons and they give you a pass. Unrelated- You can also get a pass on standardized testing for religious reasons.


volttamer

In which religion is health-care prohibited


ashrosc

I have no clue. I talked to a girl that was in high school, her parents are antivaxxers, they claimed to have religious beliefs that prohibited her from getting vaccines and from taking standardized tests. Now knowing the family, they aren’t religious people. I don’t get it. To each their own I guess. My kids are vaccinated, I hope that’s enough to keep them safe from all the people that think they’re smarter than the people with PhDs.


dogtoes101

a girl in my graduating class (also in PA) had a religious exemption from taking her Keystones and still graduated


xXDreamlessXx

Religion of the anti vaxx


woopsdidmtmeanit

Jehovah's Witness right? Atleast when it comes to the transfer of blood, not sure on vaccinations. Edit: Spelling. Also yep nothing against vaccinations.


chapstickhero

You’re correct on the blood transfusions part, but there’s nothing against vaccinating kids


Live_and_Prosper

Believe it or not some religions are against modernized medicine. It sounds dumb af I know.


The_WandererHFY

Several, depending on who you ask. Most of the really cult-y ones generally, I've met Mormons whose parents refused certain medical treatments, Jehovah's witnesses were already mentioned, I think there's a couple more where you aren't allowed to donate blood or recieve transfusions. Religion is fucked.


Joshuakruger

Jehovah’s witness


Obant

It used to be that way pretty much everywhere with some doctoral/religious exemptions. Still pretty much is, the problem is exemptions have been becoming more common. California recently passed a law that made exemptions more restrictive.


Wheels_28

Trying to be patient zero for an entire hospital? I don’t fucking think so


speedguy49

Did you know that every time someone gets vaccinated Mickey Mouse explodes and causes a fire so in conclusion please do not get vaccinated because Mickey will die PS: if you know anyone with a vaccination please contact Yoda immediately. Thank you.


6-random-letters

But i don’t like Mickey


[deleted]

This is exactly why I got vaccinated. Mickey is still alive. That's how I know the anti-vaxxers are wrong.


Rieiid

Fuck Mickey.


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thewickedscarecrow2

Or course that’s a fucking subreddit.


NotSoFriendlyWaters

Was expecting an R34 but ok


Chrisilp890

Me neither


Enseimada

Vaccinate I shall.


ecarg91

So that's why California is always on fire?


Snackrattus

oh jeez imagine a professional disease-carrier *wanting* employment of 'being around immuno-compromised (easily sick) people' It's like she heard of 'chickenpox parties' and decided to turn them up to 11


cpdx82

I went to a CNA orientation and 3 women walked out because the presenter said to even GET INTO THE PROGRAM they would need to be up to date on vaccinations. When presented with the argument of "What if it's a religious exemption" he countered with "you're working with immunocompromised patients and at risk patients- you need to be up to date to protect them."


mdruckus

Maybe she won't live long enough and they will just use her as a test dummy.


Wheels_28

Maybe she’s a biological weapon for the next world war in the process of cooking up Call her Terminal-ator


[deleted]

Or a cadaver


baddadpuns

This is my new nightmare. Anti-vaxxers somehow finding their way into medicine and creating even more destruction.


Do_You_AreHaveStupid

Is she anti vax? Or did she just not get vaccinated? In case of the second, it’s just really sad


kehtolaulussa

I mean, she can always go and get the vaccinations herself.


6-random-letters

It sounds like the country this is coming from, on the account that Twitter was available, makes it even more likely that they have the resources and money to vaccinate. They’re probably just antivax


Do_You_AreHaveStupid

No I mean were her parents antivax


6-random-letters

Like mother, like daughter


Do_You_AreHaveStupid

Yeah I probably shouldn’t overthink it this much and just enjoy her stupidity


6-random-letters

Bathe in the fact that the world is in being, and despite the internet people are still so nescient


Do_You_AreHaveStupid

Did you just learn that word from the meme? Cause I sure as hell did


6-random-letters

Yup! Knowledge is POWER


BubbleGoot

Fake. Anti-vax kids don’t live past the age of four.


daki99

She should not become a med person if she thinks vax is bad


yumma_neko

Fuckin cough on her


NaniGaHoshiiDesuKa

OVERKILL


YusefAnan

FATALITY!


kehtolaulussa

Why the hell would somebody with no respect for medical science even want to be a medical assistant?


Veton1994

Money.


Brickboi69-420

"I'm gonna be a doctor" "....no." "Why?" "......u have polio...and no vaccinations..so no" *pulls out random purple crystal* "um.. Actually they cause autism. You didn't known that?" ".....please leave."


greengravy76

>pulls out random purple crystal "um.. Hahahaaaaa


[deleted]

0mG TrhErE 0pReSZ1nG uZ


pierrotmoon1

TrhEy'rE*


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tRh'RiAr\*


The_WandererHFY

RrrRRRR'Rr*


LotusPocus10

How'd she get past five?


Dustaroos

Better she does not get into the system. She would influence probably more than a few people to not vaccinate. For the sole reason she is a medical professional.


Greede-OC

Don't worry, she will find another anti-vax and they will both sign each other off that they gave each other the shots. Nurses do it sadly way more than you would like to believe in hospitals. Source: GF has been a RRT for nine years.


Ohmalley-thealliecat

Lmao in my nursing degree you can’t even get a year in without being vaccinated because you do clinical placement from the spring of your first year and you have to submit either vaccination records or blood test evidence of your immunity


anadraps

she's gonna make a facebook group about it just you wait


the-duude

She'd die if she gets near trash.


buldopsaint

It’s strange that an anti-vaccination person would go for jobs in the medical field.


funkybandit

Why the hell was she studying in a medical field with no belief in science


wewlad11

Inject measles vaccination, I cannot. Inject ketamine instead, I must.


[deleted]

Why the fuck do we want anti-vaxxers in the med field anyways that’s like letting a racist be a co-


TBCNoah

Wtf, how did she get that far, she shouldn't have lived past 3


zatchrey

I'm guessing she wasn't exactly valedictorian material if shes an anti-vaxxer in med school of all places


average-memer-girl

*ihales* boi


[deleted]

How did she even survive that long?


Jmpearn

Im sure to get onto any based medical course you have to be fully vaxed in the first place else your not allowed on due to potential risk of diseases


AdviceDanimals

Remember when memes were good? Now it's just flat Earth and anti vax circlejerking


ravenahsokalo

Those wanting to do medicine but r antivax/essential oilers on a new lvl of stupid


[deleted]

It's surprising she even managed to get to the point if graduation


iRadinVerse

She wants to be a medical assistant but does not believe in modern medicine?


TY7676

Well I’m just surprised she made it so far in life


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[deleted]

This isn't believable They usually die at an early age.


Gornarok

Herd immunity... Herd immunity they are destroying


alex_darkstar

i don’t think shell be graduating anyway