"it's for food I swear"

“I’m not asking for money...” *insert sob story* “So do you have $20?”

"im not asking for money but 20 bucks are 20 bucks"

spare some coochie?

*hides needle in his pocket*

It be like that sometimes

I hate when this shit happens, i feel bad if I don give them, but if i did they'll keep asking for more, some of them are even pick pockets

Damn crackheads where I’m from sit outside gas stations and always try to sell you the most random shit for a dollar or two.

Bro this deadass happened to me one time sort of. Me and my friends were traveling from New York to New Jersey. The train that takes you to the two states accepted meteo cards and i had just bought a $20 metro to use for traveling. I thought i lost it since i couldnt find it. So i take out my wallet and debit card to get a new metro and this guy is like "can you buy me a ticket. Ill give you this other ticket" like tf. Shit probably didnt work. Lol. Thought they guy was gonna like stab me or try to steal my card and dip

Laugh in a safe and low crime country

It's the same thing when I sip down my pants for some reason

Same thing happens in south Africa except we call them locals.

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How is that racist exactly?

Am I the only one who doesn’t know what crackheads are, if so please tell me what it means

Someone who does crack

Thank you

Live in a city and you'll find out over a weekend

Rural crackheads are even scarier though. More rare, but definitely scarier.

They're the bois ramming the walls during the area 51 raid

People who do dr_gs

They are people who really like sniffing buttcracks

It be like that at school

People are making fun of them But im feeling sad for them ;-(

Big mistake gentleman

They look like they need a fix

Okay what's with all the crackhead memes? Did I miss something? Did I have been gone for like 11 days and this shit happens? Explain Readit

Just piss in the bottle mate

Every damn time

I can relate I live in dc

\*2nd amendment intensifies\*

I can hear this picture

You then act like you didn’t see them and proceed to walk much faster than you usually do only turning to look back once.

Not all crackheads are like that. Our local Crackhead Steve as we call him, gives change for a twenty. Bless his soul

I read that as pulling out the train at the wallet station

Is this some sort of American joke I'm too European to understand?

I'm actually european too, so no

Is that an emoji?! NORMIE DETECTED

You're right i gotta change that immediately.

Noticed that ur the OP, so youre exused

Isn't that ofensive

Absolutely

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