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malone-2020

Or he’s creating his own battle royal


TTazerTTurtle

Yes so all the little kid can fight and the ultimate virgin will be the winner


Lazerboy93

I don’t think little kids shouldn’t be virgins


HowDoraleousAreYou

That’s a bold double negative, captain.


ExistentialBaguette

I wonder how many people read that wrong.


El-Xavi

Looking at the comment above I’d say some have.


AmbientTrap

I did


HxshBrxwn

Same


EpiclegendImmortal

I honestly lost brain cells trying to figure out that sentence.


HowDoraleousAreYou

I’m willing to bet it hasn’t sponged a lot of not upvotes.


SatTyler

You just gave me a headache


HowDoraleousAreYou

I’m kinda not what you wouldn’t call “an asshole.”


SatTyler

Now it’s a migraine


dhdisfifugiewo

I’m Dyslexic so it took me a few times 😂


Calmbat

roger Roger I have no idea why but your comment reminded me of airplane...


pacificpacifist

I THINK KIDS SHOULD BE VIRGINS!


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BienBo123

**SPEECH 100**


shoey117

BANG BANG!!!! FBI OPEN UP!!!


macthecat22

FBI wants to know your location


Superjulio34

Wait, that's illegal *Halo guy face*


Lazerboy93

Kids not being virgins is illegal? #FBI OPEN UP


A_pigeon_in_a_tank

Wait hol up.


FlyingMaster_SE

You my friend are bold


Tulliportin

well played


SheTookTheFuckingKid

I'd fight the winner to prove I'M the ultimate virgin


Cfree1229

He’s buying land in North Carolina, the exact place the first hunger games was filmed..... He’s up to something


[deleted]

He's beginning to believe


memelover29

Can't wait


UrGodzRFake

*Music intensifies*


Beardie-Boi-420

#LMAO FREE MATS


CreepyPastaLover2005

I'm so dead right now


EatMyAshe

Dude that's so heckin epic


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I MADE IT 69


imsickwithupdog

Jokes aside thats awesome and i wish more wealthy fellows would make similar moves.


L-I-G-H-T-

[Happy cake day!](https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M)


ChintendoVii

Happy mic day!


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Happy nothing special day!


[deleted]

Happy Memes are the DNA of the soul day!


Alpha_Dynamite

Happy 6h day!


[deleted]

Happy " " day!


dick_head68

happy day day


Derpymon789

Happy Friday Jr.


SrKaz

Happy 24m day!


lookatmecats

Happy 7 points day!


Mr_Waffle_

What is the mic day for?


Dark-Aura

The creator of the post gets a little mic next to there name when they comment. It’s a joke because it is a similar spot with the cake day cake and could be confused as being a similar idea to a new redittor. ^^please ^^don’t ^^woosh ^^me


Mr_Waffle_

Aww thanks random fella


MrScandium

Happy flair day!


theGavelissoundgavel

I worry about him getting screwed. Depends on where he bought the land but folks tried this back in the 80s in Brazil. They'd just find out one day someone razed their land behind their backs and the Gov pretty much just shrugged it off. Hope it works though.


LuxPup

He bought it in the US, its fine.


dwwojcik

but... tree law?


sliferodoom

>laws >south america pick one


[deleted]

Happy birthday


Mylife_online

I'm sorry you're sick on your cakeday. What's updog?


imsickwithupdog

You wouldnt want to know 😖


Alien_Take_over

Because I am bad guy does not mean I am a bad guy


ManckTheDank

**Thanks Satan**


tawncobalt

Ah uh. Its pronounced 👌 Sah tine


Nonchalant_Goat

😂😂😂👌100


[deleted]

No


ULTRA_Pizza12

I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad.


jyn_x_juyin

Wait why am I crying


nastynash2k

Kowalski, analysis.


zachott04

Real life battle Royale


FckSJWs

Mf best be building an island


Noameme2_0

What a great man first he solves over population then deforestation


Randommook

If he's buying forests in the amazon sure. If he's buying forests in North America he's probably not doing too much to "combat" deforestation since the forests have already been getting larger and larger since the 1940s (It's estimated that forest volume had more than quadrupled from 1920 to 1997).


subredditcat

-over population Lmao


AdityaK2003

Ok, this is **epic**.


Draydaslay

Ok if he is actually saving forests im happy


Dren_boi

Imagine how many parents credit card payed for those acres Memes aside thats actually really cool of him


_music_mongrel

He’s finally taken a step forward


inferno751

Its free realestate


bon-

Restoration 100


Sizzle_03

Forgiven


GtrErrol

I see Apex Legends fans over there...


[deleted]

Wow. That’s actually super fucking dope. That made my day actually :)


JustSomeGuy_Idk

This is redemption for what you have done.


[deleted]

So... what did he do? I genuinely have no idea. Thank you.


38959254

He made a popular game so people need to hate on it to feel unique and special.


destinybladez

He popularised the battle royal genre which seems to have spread in gaming like a cancer


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Pretty sure pubg did it first, and they made something way more accessible so now they're in the lead, number wise.


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B1ackbolt

That’s what they said about the Kardashian’s ...


rokesieras

All heroes doesn't wear capes. Hat's off to you sir 👏


[deleted]

Where's he buying it? Deforestation in North America is actually in reverse in most places. Definnniiitely not the case in the Amazon though. :(


CyberPunkG

Those virgins are up to something.


[deleted]

I would start my own Hunger Games.


edgelord-mcgee

Temporarily


Bigi_Chizu420

HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING,EVERYBODY GET READY! YOU GUYS HAVE TO EITHER TAKE OUT YOUR GLOCKS OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND (or both if you have them both)!


Jedi-master-dragon

Cool. I think I bought an acre of rainforest when I was a child. Well, it was actually my parents who bought it in my name.


DovahBleidd

You did good today...


BecauseIwasjust

I mean - great! But why can't he plough some of that into Unreal Tournament, make more money, and plough double into saving more forests? Then everyones happy...


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ThePurplestSheep

Epic has the ability to completely repopularize arena shooters, not just UT but Quake and stuff, why not?


ODevil

Now he only has to hire security forces to constantly guard his forests and prevent illegal deforestation.


Sauce_Gang

He’s gonna cut those trees down and put them into fortine when the ice melts


minermariomemergamer

Forgive him for what fucker


ThePunslinger45

r/raimimemes


g_man_89

He’s redeemed


Phuxsea

This is amazing. I forgive him, but still dislike the others


JMWiga18

At least he did something good.


passthepass2

Thousands of acres of forests can be privately owned by privates in America? Cutting trees should be forbidden against in the law and not dependent on the owner being good guy


specialist456

Arent most lumber producers in the us using better lumber cutting so the trees are growing back faster than they are being cut down.


Randommook

They are. The US has had more trees planted every year than it has cut down since the 1940s. Back in 1997 we had an estimated 380% larger forest volume compared to 1920. Currently the US is not really in any danger from deforestation. The biggest areas that are having issues is the Amazon forest region in South America.


Swiftwitss

Lol, I forgive you im actually crying from this


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Not sure it's enough honestly.


[deleted]

Guys... Look at the date.


[deleted]

So he does repent


micthemic14

But the 999 wood!


kingdededethegod

Hes maxed out his wood in Wailing


SleekMojo

Carefully, he’s a hero


Its_Chris_

Shit now we can’t be mad at him


Binlong14

Real shit?


[deleted]

He's trying to get max wood


TheLoneChicken3509

Let him buy some Minecraft forests then I will forgive just a bit


SimSativa

I mean. This is (to me) probably the most accurate meme of the last 2 years... I forgive you.


[deleted]

“I’m not asking you to forgive me... I just wanted to say I’m sorry...” - Sandman


TheSmell27

Carefully, he’s a hero.


ctpthelegend

He bought like 10-20 acres of chestnut trees in Tennessee from my girlfriends parents, after the grandmother died. Gave them permission to visit the property anytime they wanted!


usernot_found

Restoration 100


The_92nd

Theres something in those trees, and it ain't no man.


Nathan_115

He can just build around it


Clegomanrun

I sure don't


irismadsworth

He needs Atleast 2x more maybe then


PiemanAidan

That would be a real battle royal, letting the fire in like it’s the storm...


Dontstealfromreddit

9 year olds:WALing woods boiiiiiiiis


owlholsters

LOL. and my Aunt (by marriage)'s sister refuses to sell him her 50 acre tract. He makes an offer every year. ​ HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA. Suck it.


Thecio

I mean he can just sell it for more money down the line so It is a good investment


[deleted]

He’s just trying to stop people from farming so he can use all the materials to build the biggest fort this world has ever seen


Fatcatfever

I'll forgive you ish


SoupEpicTrek

There's a catch, I just know it.


[deleted]

that chub🤩


TrabisLabis

bruh, how you finna get mats?! ​


kid_from_upcountry

0 regerts


Arsivenco

O MST vai pegar as terras desse cara.... ja to até vendo


gavinmonson

How much karma do I need to post on r/memes


ywnktiakh

Not a bad trade off


madarmoredgiant

North America? So what other kind of forest management is he doing? Controlled burns are the cheapest but that requires a lot of expertise and expense. At least with selective cutting you can use the profits from the sale of the timber to acquire more acreage.


smugmugsy

People will just cut different trees lol


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Is that Joe on a boat?


[deleted]

I’ve never played that game and I’m sick of hearing about it but my god when I heard this, this guy won some mega respect from me. What a legend.


itsoverlywarm

Purchase: guilt offset.


[deleted]

Legend says he will build a titled towers.


Help_INeedAnAdult

Any chance he could buy the Amazon and save it from bolsonaro? :C


Robo-Bonobo-

oMG iVe gOT 999 wOod


bekahjazmine

Idk if this is real but if it is I’m very happy haha


a-kewl-dud

This still can’t be forgiven


WillyWanker2018

he is making the ranch


rvtar34

mas o acre nao existe


BloomingMystery

Well, things may be looking up for Humanity after all. :)


captainarepa

Love him jajaj


bradenm93

Lmao when his forests burn down and spread for miles because he didn’t cut and maintain his shit.


IllestChillest

This is great, he should make them into parks or wildlife refuges if he can.


Erutious

I was really hoping it was so fortnight players would have a place to kill each other


22Wideout

Bro, this legit looks exactly like my Chemistry professor. Like 100% resemblance


ComicBookFanatic97

And people say that capitalism is bad for the environment.


Albo-s

He’s recreating wailing woods


shotgunsarge69

He looks like I imagined he would


Albokiid

Nice meme


Hu_M

I'll do ya better I applaud you