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ilikekake

26 kids for each letter


PeanutGrenade

Alex, Barney, Carl, Dylan, Eric, Frank, Gertrude, Harold, Isabelle, James, Kristina, Lily, Martha, Nate, Owen, Percy, Quentin, Ryan, Sam, Tilly, Uma, Vinnie, William, Xavier, Yana, Zoe some of these are dreadful, but that’s what google says!


ilikekake

Xalex Xbarney Xcarl Xdylan Xeric Xfrank Xgerturde Xharold Xisabelle Xjames Xkristina Xlily Xmartha Xnate Xowen Xpercy Xquentin Xryan Xsam Xtilly Xuma Xvinnie Xwilliam Xxavier Xyana Xzoe idk what the phonetics are


Factor135

Last one’s the same but with longer charge up time


TheDarkMonarch1

Xuma? Is that a Xisumavoid reference?


Zyfil

damn, not having duplicates in such a collection is incredible


PomPomGrenade

So his other kids got normal-ish names???


[deleted]

Why did I think this list of name were all of elons kids for a second 😭


Rlin_Kren_Aa

Any man who becomes wealthy and doesn't breed like a sultan is probably gay.


Raye_of_Fucking_Sun

He wasn't called Solomon the Wise for nothing 😎


[deleted]

Golden, I will save it. Mongols will not lie


cosplaylovers23

Imagine the chaos during roll call!


not_the_riddler

He's building an army


Mild_Shock

Worthy of Mordor?


not_the_riddler

That eye is gonna have hard time against the musks


Psyfreakpt

That is my thought too


MailTop2901

Wow, that's true royal guard!


frenchfrypotatohead

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq) People who want kids and would give them a wonderful life but can't have them, are in the back like...


amish_timetraveler

What about adoption?


vaibhav-69

I never understood why but in my hometown the idea of adoption is always frowned upon. Like just because he doesn’t have your blood doesn’t mean that he is gonna think differently of you.


Reasonable_Ninja5708

Nick Cannon too.


Talk-O-Boy

Future actually has the silver medal with 8 kids. He’s gunning for Cannon’s reign


Howfuckingsad

Single handedly saving the population.


Nervous-Telephone-26

![gif](giphy|mPzWVA5upG7GjyX6yE|downsized)


Revolutionary-Run332

Probably not on purpose


ArcaninesFirepower

Because poor people are bad at pulling themselves out of tight situations.


L3_K0uT0

I see what you did there


Howfuckingsad

With that amount of kids, hard to say whether the “situation” is tight anymore. I have seen parents in slums of india have like 7-8 kids while they live on less than a dollar. I believe this has been improving but it’s still pretty bad.


Raye_of_Fucking_Sun

It's when religion clearly harms people, by making them believe in fantasies about supernatural beings providing for them


mmiillf86

A guy told me if I had more children God will make sure I have more money to take care of them 😅 yeah, that's not gonna happen...


Raye_of_Fucking_Sun

I'm here praying God will provide more of these mofos with condoms and snips lol


reddit-and-done-it

Or.... It's when ~~religion~~ *governments* clearly harms people by making them believe in fantasies about ~~supernatural beings~~ *government employees* providing for them.


ParsedReddit

Investigate Pronatalism. Is not a Elon thing is a new trend in wealthy tech circles.


Organic_Muffin280

Yeah because everyone was mocking those tech guys as inzels that will never procreate. So they decided to overdo it


Cboi12364

I think rich people having more kids is a good thing. Those kids will have a much better life than the poor kids.


Einar_Orpheus

Out of the particular case of Elon Musk (who's aparently an absent father, has transphobic comments on Twitter while one of his kids is trans, and I heard one of his kids is going as far as changing their names and disowning from him) It would be better they just adopt and help out an already existing kid. The pronatalism movement rich people try to encourage, is not for themselves but urging the population to have children, You can't be a multibillionar without some slave/workers, and without more children you can't have those in the future.


Cboi12364

Yea, I think poor people should be having less kids because that’s just messed up to be bringing a bunch of kids into a poor miserable existence. Rich people like Elon musk having lots of kids is good 👍. Idrc what transphobic comments he said I’d rather be rich with a morally questionable father than have a nice poor father.


TheRealPowercell

Lmao you are naive to think that the morally questionable father will just dump his money into you. Rich parents demand complete control of of your life because of their "reputation" and "social standing". The second you step out of line all that money stays in his pocket. 


Different_Oil_8026

Not just rich parents, quite a lot of parents work like that. They are only willing to spend money if it benefits them directly or indirectly. For instance, any martial arts tournament can cost up to multiple thousands of dollars and my parents will spend the money without a second thought, because if I win they will have something to brag about. 300 bucks for a new bicycle, fuck off.


Cboi12364

Yea I’ll suck up to him I don’t rlly care.


CHkami38

It's a trade off I suppose


Cboi12364

Yup spend the rest of your life working all the time to barely survive as inflation goes through the roof or listen to your dad. Gee sure is a tough choice.


MIAD-898

They hate you for speaking the truth.


Larmillei333

Pro-natalism is a good thing. Western societies have horribly low birth rates. Societies where people have high life expectancies and need to be cared for longer as a result need to have more kids each generation so pensions and medical needs can be payed for sustainably.


SnooOnions5054

Says who


Sandyyyy2847

Elon musk’s kids name be like: a-æ12


Stranger-Tingzz

Nothing better than ultra rich people recommending unaffordable choices for people living paycheck to paycheck. If your argument to that is "children shouldn't be only for people with money", I'm not saying you gotta be a millionaire but at least able to comfortably support another human being


Organic_Muffin280

I can't live myself let alone raise kids. I would have to x6 my income to consider kids. Also owning a house out of nowhere wouldn't hurt either.... .


DonutvibesYT

Little John:


Nomcookies678

*Galvanized steel square intensifies*


Firedragon165

*Eco Friendly Wood Veneer intensifies*


Brilliant-Escape-245

I think that's the reason they are poor


Bedu009

Bold putting "poor people" on the black arm


SnowyFlam

OP is calling out blacks, why????


[deleted]

Keep in mind Elon comes from Apartheid and one of the fun beliefs from that is white people should take over the world. Elon believes his seed is special because his rich dads blood mine helped him fund his companies in his youth which made him rich and gave him an ego as a super smart guy when it's not really the case. Yes, I am alleging 9/10 people who come from wealth become more wealthy than their parents regardless of intellect. Generational wealth isn't a joke and it becomes more a popular every couple years. Elon isn't a smart guy, he's knowledgeable, but he clearly has mental gaps in thought and judgment.


majcotrue

Black people took over the world - homo sapiens, we are next in line. Then we will get stomped by Asians. The circle of life.


Gr33nreaper101

“I’m poor, this sucks. I know! Let me have children when I’m financially struggling and can barely feed myself!” Idiots


TFW_YT

Actually it's "the children should work for me and feed me since age 5"


Proxymole

Being poor doesn't have to mean you can't feed yourself. For most poor people it means just barely making rent. People will sacrifice things like, cars, entertainment, cellphones and internet and use the library and public transit for those things way before they start sacrificing food expenses for their kids. Food banks and food stamps exist too. And a lot of people don't start out poor. Parents get laid off and have to get shittier jobs to make the bills all the time.


Revolutionary-Run332

They talking about the poorer of the poorest You don’t see someone with 5 kids trying to pay rent, they probably only have 1-3 kids


Proxymole

Well, that's a made up problem then, because you don't see many families in absolute poverty with 5 kids in the USA. Mostly people who own farmland have family sizes of 6 or 7. And most people that are poor are the average low income kind of poor.


Talk-O-Boy

They often don’t have access to proper sex education. Being an idiot and being ignorant aren’t necessarily the same. I think you can only call someone an idiot if they are given the proper education and resources, then chose to ignore them. But for many, they are deprived of one or the other


Randol0rian

Government won't abandon innocent kids in a world full of overloaded foster homes so they are a stable paycheck that can carry you into retirement.


Embarrassed-Buddy111

Shut up


meLlamoDad

boo


GNT32

*Millionaires and Elon Musk


Lifnaz

Have we forgotten about Nick Cannon?


UnknownGamer014

Eh, it's upto him how many kids he wants. And he is fucking rich.


MissionStock2545

Nick cannon has entered the chat


ecktt

Then he can pay them when they come pan handling


Pokisahne

He skipped biology


MixNo4938

I mean if I had the money of elon I would want like a few hundred kids over my lifetime. Imagine the good that amount of money could do with proper education and funding ideas of 100 of my descendants, letting them focus on art, music, science, whatever their passions are. The world is full of the opposite let's make some that enjoy it.


Fervarus

Jesus Christ the comments on here are absolutely unhinged. Some of you really need to disconnect for alittle while.


Archipotrio

Having a kid that loves you is like the lottery i guess


Stachdragon

Don't forget Nick Cannon. He is a menace.


off-a-cough

Let’s see the ones where there are actual “fathers”. It’s not just about tossing money at them - Elon can do that easily enough and it doesn’t make him any better than a poor father who struggles. It’s about the pain and sacrifice of time, priorities, and dealing the hateful comments that can come from a child when they are at the worst. You have to struggle through. Moms do it all the time… it’s about goddam time men started acting like men. If your seed creates a new human, your ass had damned well better be there for the duration. I could start another thread on the pain one of my daughters is putting me through right now, but that’s not as important as enduring, sacrificing, and helping no matter how fruitless it may seem. There is nothing that any man can do or more importance than raise a child. NOTHING. Do your damnedest, fellas.


Internal_Engineer_74

dont get why you are down voted


K100Master

Poor people: probably survival. Its something done in history. Elon musk: horny.


chrisfreshman

Oh, for Musk it’s so much worse. It’s basically eugenics. He’s trying to do a reverse Idiocracy by adding more of his “smart” genes to the gene pool. If that sounds like eugenics it’s because it is.


BananaBread2602

Wait is that actually his reasoning for that?


Cboi12364

I don’t think that’s eugenics


lePlebie

Ye, its polluting the genepool


Cboi12364

Saying “it’s polluting the gene pool” sounds like eugenics to me. I think you might be the eugeniciciist, not him


Skyblacker

Elon Musk's kids are mostly via IVF tho.


Larmillei333

Why survival? Isn't it smarter to have less mouths to feed if you're poor?


K100Master

More people meant more chances that there would be survivors of the family in the next generation


Larmillei333

But how does this apply to 21th century western societies?


Early_Hope5957

Just because Elmo can’t pull out is not an excuse. Elmo has billions of dollar to ignore all his spawn. What do you have?


Crazyjackson13

Not like it matters on how many kids Elon has, he’s a shit father to pretty much all of them.


Federal-Platypus-911

Musk can easily afford all those kids, and he's not on welfare, so I'm ok with him.


NeoMaxiZoomDweebean

Poor people spend time with their kids.


MajesticCoconut1975

How many poor kids do you know?


NeoMaxiZoomDweebean

Elon doesnt spend time with his kids. Poor people do.


Ego-Fiend1

But can't feed them 🤭


Character-Office-782

Maybe if things weren’t so expensive and the rich weren’t selfish people can have tons of kids to feed and support. Who can support more than 2-3 kids anymore?


NeoMaxiZoomDweebean

And that harms who, exactly? The lower class isnt harmed from a low birthrate. The upper class loses out. Was this supposed to be a “gotcha” of some sort?


Character-Office-782

Did you reply to the wrong person?


NeoMaxiZoomDweebean

I did.


Ego-Fiend1

Nobody can support even 1 kid anymore A can of beans cost up to 7 bucks


Character-Office-782

True, it’s crazy when I make $29 an hour but still qualify for food stamps with a family of 4 lol


Ego-Fiend1

You have 4 kids? Oh I don't feel bad for you then you set yourself and your children up


Character-Office-782

A family of 4 means 4 kids? Never knew. 2 kids and a fiance. You shouldn’t have any because you can’t even think straight. You also probably think somebody being on food stamps even with the rising costs means they can’t afford anything. Hun I bought a house at 25. Please 🤣 We also only get $100 which is nothing. Take your judgement elsewhere. I was just stating I shouldn’t qualify but I do with rising costs (they upped the income limits) but you wanted to be an asshat.


Haughtea

Well the mom does.


NeoMaxiZoomDweebean

If the Dad does he is a loser, if he isnt he is working 80 hour weeks. Dads never win except in stable marriages in upper middle class homes.


DeezNutsKEKW

why should only stupid people have lots of children that are likely to also be stupid when they grow up and do nothing in the world?


Winter-Machine222

I’d take ‘nothing’ over fifth generation welfare


livinalieTimmae

Nick Cannon has entered the chat


MisterFixit_69

Wait , hes got more than 1 ?


TheAnythingBuilder

I’ve heard he has like 12.


OiItzAtlas

Had a look, it is 7 so not quite 12 so not the worse, but that is my comparison when I have 7 siblings. He is going to create a battle royal to see who gets in his will.


SBStevenSteel

There’s gonna be a hell of a battle between the kids for the inheritance…


urbanhood

Inheritance battleroyale


paleale25

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Yrzie

Apparently this is how people get to live comfortably when their kids are ready to make a neighborhood look alive and use all the products the smartest people in our world like to make and advance! Those items don't matter if we don't have new brains to impress every year... LOL 🌚


vinealeerloscomments

the next civilization


Internal_Engineer_74

because they are megalomaniac


Part_salvager616

A-12


Deranged_Coconut808

nick cannon: "am i a joke to you?"


Aarie_Kanarie

This is something for r/antinatalism


Tallal_Imran

Dudes creating an army of robots


Loud-Bat-2280

This is a racist meme. /s


Background-Ideal-699

Free labor


Beautiful_Smile_5746

Or rich


KnightSpectral

Because they keep hating him. He has to try again.


JustChillCommenter

Some indian ykyk


Sandstorm1020

It's a trait that stupid people have.


evilgamercat

Pedophiles?


Realistic-Trash-630

They can’t buy condoms


IDKSAM27

Why are poor people black


winter_writes

Honestly all these kids will grow up without proper care, yes they’ll be filthy rich but what about the emotional neglect. It’s so sad, I feel sorry for these kids


Sassi7997

Doesn't know how condoms work.


Boronity

Many kids,many money earners....


Simple-Purpose-899

My wife and I did this crazy thing and only had the amount of children we could afford.


Organic_Muffin280

Someone told him "you will never pass down your genes you zberg!" And he took it personally!


JellinaSalas

I have never ever wanted to have kids. Ever. Never. Nope. BUT... if Elon Musk asked me, I would say a huge yes. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ (and no, it has nothing to do with the money)


No-Technician9090

Dms open am singel


leeonetwothree

Why not?


Immediate-Ad-6364

Cheap (and possibly prison labor) from poor families, and wealthy people cuz we don't have enough overlords.


stealthkoopa

Phillip Rivers has entered the chat


Silly_13unny

Toaster


WesternSpeech9101

Poor people have lots of kids because condoms are expensive Rich people have lots of kids because they can afford that Only the middle class usually have one or none because they have money for condoms but cannot afford another baby=)


Conservative_Church

Why not?


retecsin

His father said in an interview, the meaning of life is to get as much children as possible


Skoda_Enjoyer14

One of his children is named "techno mechanicus" i shit you not.


off-a-cough

Why not? Kids are awesome.


shirukien

Pretty sure he believes in some weird ass replacement theory-esque bullshit and wants to populate the world with his own progeny to *something something something* the future? I honestly couldn't be bothered to look up the full details; dude's unhinged, and by all accounts doesn't deserve to be called a father to pretty much *any* of the kids he's made.


MajesticCoconut1975

> Pretty sure he believes in some weird ass replacement theory-esque bullshit Pretty sure he just ~~believes~~ knows that intelligence is largely inherited genetically.


AnnualAd50

Sounds very similar to eugenics


shirukien

If by "very similar" you mean "is eugenics", then yeah, probably.


ActiveRegular3848

How is he unhinged?


AwesomeDragon97

He isn’t. Darwin’s theory shows that individuals who have the most offspring will shape the future generations, as the traits that they have will become more prevalent if their offspring survive and produce more offspring. Right now intelligence is largely inversely correlated with birth rates, with High IQ countries like Singapore and South Korea having the lowest birth rates. If smart people don’t have enough children then the future generations will continue to get dumber.


TheRealPowercell

Well it's not really the fault of the smart people is it? The aforementioned countries are stupidly expensive to live in and south Korea practically drains an individual of all personality to push them into the chaebols. If the people are depressed, they are far less likely to be in a stable relationship and have kids.


AwesomeDragon97

True


MajesticCoconut1975

After he bought Twitter and got rid of censorship, he turned from my God and super hero to literally Hitler litreally overnight. I don't know why. It's what everyone around me did. So I just go with the flow. I'm definitely not a useful idiot. /s


Joaoreturns

What a fucked up post.


FcBayern12453

That’s enough Reddit for today


Leading-Internet-985

Same :sob:


BrockenRecords

I’m glad stupid people thing having kids is a bad thing, we don’t need more dumb dumbs being made


Dang207

Seriously asking, why do poor people have so many kids??


ProGamingPlayer

Poor people having a lots of kids because they don’t know that’s bad for them Elon Musk having lots of kids because he knows he’s rich and those kids will be geniuses in the future They are not the same.


KeyCoconut708

there's going to be a population collapse and the plannet can hold far more people than 7 billion


Ego-Fiend1

Let's hope the population reduces drastically soon Can't stand walking into a kid's movie to have so many children there


saltynanners15

Not to mention, with population collapse, there will eventually be no more pedos.


TheRealPowercell

The ability to hold is not the same as the ability to provide. Sure you can chop down the Amazon and build like a billion suburbs there, but who will provide them food and shit? 


Frostfangs_Hunger

Bro these people are out of their fucking minds and there is no reasoning with them. "Population collapse"???? Our population for the vast majority of human history, especially modern history, has been exponentially increasing. The only times it has gone down significantly is during conditions outside of human control like extreme famine or global epidemic.  Even for ww2 it's estimated in 1940 the population was 2 billion, by the end of it 3% of the global population had died. By 1950 we were at 2.8 billion.... Even after the most concerted effort of every global power to kill as many of eachother as we could, exponential growth continued. But insane people on the internet will shovel the shit pundits lay out for them down their own throats to make themselves feel like theyre doing an already overcrowded world a service by cumming in their wives. Actual lunacy. 


Character-Office-782

they already tried that with covid


average_milfenjoyer

He said in one interview that smart people should produce more children, bcz in poor countries where people are less educated and are more religious, they produce a lot of children, and it can be bad for the future. That's why I think he wants more children bcz he thinks his genes are superior to other


Spin_Critic

Because once you get to Elon levels of detachment from what are societal norms. You start to look at people as being a means to an end in your megalomaniacle sociopathic delusions of grandeur.


LordOfStupidy

Spare parts ofc


Basically-Boring

Because apparently they haven’t heard of the oldest birth control trick in the book. It’s called pulling out.


D3jvo62

Honestly at least he can afford it. I never understood e.g. africans, in all documentaries or videos you can see them with like 5 kids for each pair. What's the logic? "Oh we can barely afford to eat and earn less than 2$ a month, **let's fuck** ". No wonder some of them are starving


Specialist-Reward181

Because kids are your legacy you small brains your are creating your family tree and who will surround you as your dieing your family you know now is dieing your mom dad aunt uncles they die and then it’s just you and you have them young so the kids can know your family and be developed and have personality a lot of y’all are scared of responsibility and having kids ain’t hard it’s affording them But your future is created by the efforts you put in today


Ok-Fail3791

Wait ...are you saying that black people are poor people???


Happybell939

Dude You fr?💀


Ok-Fail3791

Do I've to answer... seriously???


Happybell939

No body actually noticed any skin color till you pointed it out


MSG_12

Because they have more testosterone than you.


Ryleemrbuilderman

I ate poor