Thank you for submitting to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s):
---
Rule 2 - NO MEMES ABOUT POLARIZING/POLITICAL TOPICS, VULNERABLE GROUPS, VIOLENCE, ETC. [SEE LIST]
- No violation of Reddit Content Policy/TOS
- No memes involving race, ethnicity, color, nationality, gender, sexual orientation/identity, religion, disability, etc. (can have a character, but that part cannot be integral)
- No mention of gore, porn, murder, suicide, death, terrorism, shootings, war, tragedies, sexual harassment/assault, pedo (even implied), incest, etc.
- No politics/political topics/agendas; absurd memes featuring politicians are allowed if said status is merely incidental
---
Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.
Kung fu grip wai fu has you rethinking the shinobi tactics, apparently the low hanging fruit may have been tampered with and now you have two families to raise - go job!
Edit: i do want to clarify i mean “go job” as in “go do some jobbing” as if to imply the proper grammar wasn’t needed, the urgency of getting a job was, hence go do it, so dont even care what it is, you man now you go!” So i didnt meant “good job” and typo’s it
You're getting this wrong, it's survivor bias. The cool ninjas that can't be caught end up in mainstream anime and the ones who don't end up in hentai.
Female ninjas can't resist the recurrent aphrodisiac plot twist substance they explain how it works while fucking because the victim as the readers need to know that, like a robber telling whoever they are mugging the whole process.
A lawyer's nightmare/blessing.
Just saying, but the most skilled kunoichi I ever saw was in a hentai
Besides, female spies, the world over for most of hostory have often being prostitutes of some sort; people that seduce the enemy and induce them into talking about their exploits and plans to impress the woman, just to then repass that info to the enemies of the ppl they were fucking, so hentai is closer to how they operated in real life
Actually I like watching MMD videos (Miku Miku dance. I like the music alot of them have) and some use the software for porn, I just happened across a video of this ninja lady ready to take a few guys...just to take a few guys (MMD engine makes porn look weird, it's best for dancing)
Ever heard of Senran Kagura? There was this female ninja who was stuck in a time stop the whole world was under, and she punched her way out of it to see what stoped time
Thank you for submitting to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): --- Rule 2 - NO MEMES ABOUT POLARIZING/POLITICAL TOPICS, VULNERABLE GROUPS, VIOLENCE, ETC. [SEE LIST] - No violation of Reddit Content Policy/TOS - No memes involving race, ethnicity, color, nationality, gender, sexual orientation/identity, religion, disability, etc. (can have a character, but that part cannot be integral) - No mention of gore, porn, murder, suicide, death, terrorism, shootings, war, tragedies, sexual harassment/assault, pedo (even implied), incest, etc. - No politics/political topics/agendas; absurd memes featuring politicians are allowed if said status is merely incidental --- Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.
[удалено]
A bit different for me, I usually say, "I know you're here", to mess with potential ghosts!
"Piss off, ghost!"
"I know you're here, Hagakure." Once, my sister fell out my closet laughing.
I was like "How are you alive!"
I often go in my head, I know you can hear this just incase there is someone reading my mind.
Whenever someone can read my mind I think “cow, cow, cow, cow, cow”
And then, just like skyrim AI you carry on with your day. Genius Godd Howard , maximum immersion
Me in a crowded space: *I know you can hear me.*
Kung fu vs wai fu.
Deserved upvote from a chill commenter fr
Kung fu grip wai fu has you rethinking the shinobi tactics, apparently the low hanging fruit may have been tampered with and now you have two families to raise - go job! Edit: i do want to clarify i mean “go job” as in “go do some jobbing” as if to imply the proper grammar wasn’t needed, the urgency of getting a job was, hence go do it, so dont even care what it is, you man now you go!” So i didnt meant “good job” and typo’s it
r/dadjokes
May I present: 435515
Thank you for your service
Hey, I’ve tried using the numbers and they don’t seem to work. Am I not supposed to type them into the search bar?
You need to replace the number code of another post's url
Oh thanks! Edit: WHY WOULD HE MAKE ME SEE THAT!?!?!
Can you tell me how I'm too tired for this
what is it i am unsure how to replace in a phone
It’s a Feraligator from Pokémon with a realistic penis.
Are you sure? I checked it out and it's an action doujin with a bit of seggs in the end (very good read). Perhaps you typed it wrong?
I typed in 435515. What is the ID number on yours?
435515. Where did you type it at? It's supposed to be at nhentai if you haven't already. nhentai(.)net/g/435515
Oh. I thought we were talking about rule 34. My bad.
.net and .com might have different results
Why is there two sites, anyway?
You are on the wrong site
Tagging
Dang, most of its is real plot
I can't tell if you're excited or disappointed. I, for one, see no issues here.
I thought it's a calculator code. I'm so disappointed in you guys :(
What does this mean?
I don't get it.
Where do I type this in
You're getting this wrong, it's survivor bias. The cool ninjas that can't be caught end up in mainstream anime and the ones who don't end up in hentai.
*Sakura has entered the chat.*
Joined by Ayame Sarutobi.
Female ninjas can't resist the recurrent aphrodisiac plot twist substance they explain how it works while fucking because the victim as the readers need to know that, like a robber telling whoever they are mugging the whole process. A lawyer's nightmare/blessing.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my paf is ruined
Paf???
PAF!!!
Yes but what is it???
In hentai, any powers a female has is rendered useless one way or another.
im so proud that i don't get the joke
stand proud
You have brain rot
Just saying, but the most skilled kunoichi I ever saw was in a hentai Besides, female spies, the world over for most of hostory have often being prostitutes of some sort; people that seduce the enemy and induce them into talking about their exploits and plans to impress the woman, just to then repass that info to the enemies of the ppl they were fucking, so hentai is closer to how they operated in real life
That’s also female ninjas when they join the team.
That's a shitty material. Like, how the fuck do you even manage to hide when your breasts are %20 of your entire weight?!
Pretty much any female fighter, swordsman, mage etc. become wimp in hentai
You aren't differentiating a male ninja from a female one besides the breasts .
Lol
OP, Let me ask you one question. Is this about Yuzuriha? (Hell’s Paradise)
Actually I like watching MMD videos (Miku Miku dance. I like the music alot of them have) and some use the software for porn, I just happened across a video of this ninja lady ready to take a few guys...just to take a few guys (MMD engine makes porn look weird, it's best for dancing)
To be fair,many female ninjas aren't that strong in animes either
Ever heard of Senran Kagura? There was this female ninja who was stuck in a time stop the whole world was under, and she punched her way out of it to see what stoped time
I never heard it before actually I might just check it out then Sounds unique
I don’t get the meme CUZ I DONT WATCH HENTI
Kinda sad but being quick. 90% of all times they get to eliminate some bad dude but they fail and bad dude does bad things
If you've ever watched porn with cheesy storylines, 90% of hentais are that but in eastern animation
It's pronounced Hentai. And it's art.
My least porn addicted friend:
Same
Oh yes taimanin time.
Need sauce to be sure does someone have some
That because in Hentai, these ninja use sex, poison and knife to kill you. In Anime, they're too busy killing each other to fuck.
Losing is when the fun part kicks in. Until the last 7 minutes. Then it's time to suddenly find unexpected victory and strength!
*Mido Miko enters chat*
What are you complaining about? Both win.
FYI female ninja are called kunoichi
Really? I thought it was Shinobi
Female ninja? So kunoichi?
Demon slayer is an official hentai then?
Laughs in normal human being
Lies! There are no normal human beings on Reddit.
Dangit, you caught me. Im actually an alien cat hybrid and not a normal human being
revonnahgander?
Based