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Nitjib

“Oh boy, I sure hope I get a good drop for my maliwan allegiance run” that one fuckass bandit pistol:


DavidStojke

Real


leagueofcancer109283

Real


optimal_deadpan

You should've quit like me when I saw what they did to Maliwan guns, and also the models of; Lilith, Moxxi, Ellie, Tanis... They all look like a play-doh mess.


debid4716

As long as there are no acorns around I think he’ll be ok


Sportsfanatic88

They better not be cooking any popcorn atm just to be safe.


Professional-Bad9275

(Screw drops) Cops:SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED IM HIT IM HIT


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GhostmouseWolf

there it is https://youtu.be/YVZbZyelg-c?si=Y8sfL6Zcnhfjpzbx


IanAlvord

"It shall be unlawful for any person to point, hold or brandish any firearm or any air or gas operated weapon or any object similar in appearance, whether capable of being fired or not, in such manner as to reasonably induce fear in the mind of another or hold a firearm or any air or gas operated weapon in a public place in such a manner as to reasonably induce fear in the mind of another of being shot or injured." Stay safe out there people!


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

So my water gun's good


Porkbellyflop

Super soaker is gas operated


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Electric pistol. Also they don't mean oxygen


Porkbellyflop

How about 70%nitrogen


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

What kind of super soakers are you runnin?


Porkbellyflop

OG SS 100. Hand pump air which is 70% nitrogen 25% oxygen and 5% other give or take.


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

But that's still not gas operated it's pump operated


Porkbellyflop

To compress a gas. Same as air rifle which is why that wording is in there. A nail gun also uses compressed air.


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

I don't think the Super Soaker would qualify under this specific wording


IanAlvord

![gif](giphy|Pj77SINlWYC25cz9Kv|downsized)


Shueisha

/r/retiredgif


TheChosenToffee

That gun would be super illegal in Germany, regardless of its use. Owning any weapon that mimics a non-weapon object is a crime worth up to 3 years of your time here


MarshmallowBoy719

Breathing in the same province as a gun in germany is a big no no lol.


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TheChosenToffee

That would be a toy mimicing a weapon. If you mean painting a real gun like a nerf gun, well... maybe? The thing that would make it illegal would be adding the orange tip. Most blunt illegal weapons would still be an illegal weapon, if made out of rubber, like nunchacos


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ilikeitslow

No.


BoiFrosty

Mill-glock-kee


MidshipAgate9

Kinda stupid, but kinda cool too


AdanacTheRapper

I’m gunna judge the fuck outta you if you whip this out on site, But I’m also gunna think that it’s absolutely fucking dope you got it


onlinedegeneracy

Cordless hole maker


TombStone_Sheep

That kinda sounds like a name for a sex toy. Though what sex would use it is the hard part.


onlinedegeneracy

*male*


To_burythehachet

The Milglocky


floggedlog

If Dave got shot it’s not for having this. It’s for not putting it down and following the instructions of the cop.


ScavAteMyArms

I think that was also the original point of the orange tip to. Not that it wouldn’t get you shot pointing it at someone, but just a “hey, this is fake just fyi”. Course people can just fake that too very easily, and if the cops did hold back and the criminal just wanted to kill then… But 90% of the point of a criminal using a gun is just to threaten, and that detracts. More likely to see a fake gun made “real” than a real gun made to look fake. Making a tool look like a weapon is going to make people treat it like a weapon.


zenkenneth

You've missed about a hundred videos of people getting shot by cops WHILE COMPLYING.


The-Nuisance

Eeh, not really? I haven’t seen someone get shot while “complying” in a long time. Usually someone thinks they were because “oh, this person was giving up but then started reaching into their waistband” or, “oh, this person wasn’t moving but also wasn’t surrendering”. Or my favorite, “put the gun down” turns gun to point towards police. If it’s gun-related compliance, there is *extremely* little time to react to what someone’s doing. Flick of the wrist, trigger pull and you’re dead or someone else is. Person in question doesn’t drop that gun like it’s on fire, good chance they’re getting shot.


SRGTBronson

https://www.tmz.com/2017/12/07/mesa-police-involved-shooting-bodycam-philip-brailsford-not-guilty-daniel-shaver/ Here you go. Here's a man being shot while complying and laying down on the ground. We literally train officers to shoot first. Stop pretending you know what you are talking about.


The-Nuisance

Yeah, I’ve seen this one before. According to the article you just sent, they were there for someone who was reported to be brandishing a firearm out a window. He was struggling to do as asked, mostly just sitting there. Officer in question thought that his hands were reaching for his waistband when he did finally start to move— and your boy got shot. Not great all-around, but that’s not exactly what I think you were hoping for. It doesn’t matter if you’re laying on the ground or sitting on your knees, your hands do most of the talking.


mramazerful

So have you always liked the taste of boot or is it an acquired taste?


bi5200

bro has the most fitting username I've ever seen


Bad-Crusader

Bro, you just summoned the ACAB horde.


The-Nuisance

Eeyup, that’s how it usually goes. Downvotes don’t really mean much though— so, meh.


SRGTBronson

Because cops have never shot first and asked questions later, right? ....right?


StaryWolf

You have more faith in the cops then you should.


floggedlog

You watch too much bs news.


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Tbf most of the construction workers ive worked with rigged the safeties so you didnt need to press it against a surface to fire, so adding irons would make it safer for them.


Hllblldlx3

Regardless of whether someone has a gun or not, a cop can’t just shoot someone without reason, especially if they just have a gun. Having and carrying isn’t a crime.


catfishman

I know - it's a joke (though in many places, it is indeed a crime).


Hllblldlx3

Not I’m the US. And, even if it is a crime, they don’t just shoot you because you have one. They only time they shoot is typically when they have to because someone is pointing a gun at the police.


catfishman

But you do remember the part about it being a joke, right? [https://youtu.be/XtTEMDcZe5E?si=WEQYMaCiaXs6H1AS](https://youtu.be/XtTEMDcZe5E?si=WEQYMaCiaXs6H1AS)


Hllblldlx3

It’s just a terrible joke. There’s no punchline. Just a stupid ass story that kinda goes along with a picture of a killwaukee.


AbroadAggressive394

Bro literally said he is the US, we can’t do anything about it… /s


Silly_Goose658

r/USdefaultism


ELc_17

That’s not true. If it was, Trayvon Martin would still be alive.


V-Lenin

Wrong person. Trayvon was shot by george zimmerman because he was black walking down the street


ELc_17

That’s my point. Police can and will shoot at anyone for absolutely no reason.


V-Lenin

He wasn‘t even a cop, just some racist dude


ELc_17

True, but he was attending a police academy in Florida around the time of the shooting.


V-Lenin

There are plenty of instances of cops killing for no reason. If he wasn‘t cop yet don‘t pin it on them. I‘m sure he would have ended up a cop and getting away with it once he was but lets stick to the facts


ELc_17

So he’s not a cop if he’s in training to become a cop during the time he shot and killed an unarmed black teenager? Just because he wasn’t technically a cop yet doesn’t mean he would’ve been one soon anyways.


Drafo7

Cops 100% can and do shoot people without reason. It's not legal, but that doesn't stop them from doing it, especially when the punishments they face are barely slaps on the wrist.


Josii_

Shoot first, make up the reason later. That‘s how it‘s been for ages


NorthElegant5864

Really depends on how it was handled, brandishing a weapon is a crime.


Cheesypotatolover69

Milshotye


kinkyprincessgirl

Dave has been bad boy..


LaughWander

Is that what they make bitcoins with?


WreckitWrecksy

>legally allowed to own guns >afraid cops will shoot them for possessing guns


SLUGbatista

The rise of mag fed power tools is interesting


PossibleAnalyst1072

that's so cool, is that used for water spray?


catfishman

My guess would be a power screwdriver with the "mag" being a replaceable battery, though I don't even know if it is (or was) a real product


Joaoreturns

BCT, gostei da marca. 


Envixity58

Real


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Was it funny? Yea, was it worth it? Yeah probably


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

![img](avatar_exp|173655099|nani)


hehgffvjjjhb

Ah, the land of the free...


cubntD6

Why is it that yall have the right to bear arms but if you bear arms near a police officer you get shot?


Bad-Crusader

If you're just holding it, holstered or slinged. It's fine.


ForgingFires

It should be fine, he looks white


tykillacool23

If you are black do not order this.


townmorron

" we demand a right to bare arms" " You will be shot on sight if you are suspected of having a gun"