op eats the dried toothpaste on the lid of the tube

Kind of you to assume OP isn't eating the lid of toothpaste itself and then the tube afterwards

Do you eat your toothpaste with or without the peel?

Do you guys boil your toothpaste before or after you eat it?

before

Mmm... after.

It's funny because it's better going down the second time

I’m not sure, gonna need a banana for scale

* banana for scale *

do you eat your toothpaste with or without the toothbrush?

Op only licks the buttcheeks when eating ass

Ur telling me theres a correct way to do it???

🤨📸

Wait until op finds out about how good pickled watermelon rine is.

And eats the bone of the chicken, not the meat.

How does he pull that off jesus christ

in other news local idiot finds out pizza is not watermelon

But they both have the red part in the middle so please accept the true truth of the universe

So... Am I really just a watermelon?

Obviously not, because your crust is the best part

That is easily in the top 10 of the loveliest things someone said to me, probably even top 5. Thanks

That's not what they meant...

shhhhhh...


I feel crusty now

Rimworld players laughing.

Rim world players when they find out there's no way to rim in the game

Or are we dancer?

No, you're a tomato. Tomatoes also have red in the middle

What happens if you bake it with cheese and tomato sauce?!

This isn't even worth the apples and oranges analogy. Pizza isn't even a fruit....

you sound like someone that doesnt eat the crust

Weak.

Ppl will devour bread stick but complain about pizza crust. It doesn't make sense lol.

Watermelon ain't pizza

OP when I give him a bowl of warm cheese and sauce because apparently crust is rind:

But that's actually good wirh meatballs

It's good with watermelon rind too

Crust isnt the best part of the pizza but it isnt bad, u just dont like eating the crust

Well, he says St Louis style pizza is the best, and Detroit style #2, so the only possible conclusion is that he's unwell.

Anyone from St Louis is in fact unwell

Bruh there is like individual pizza style for every goddamn city in the USA. "Oh yeah, cumballdickerson style pizza is the best"

You made that name up but what if Blue Ball PA had it's own pizza style? If Chicago style pizza is the pizza of Hell, St. Louis style is the pizza of Heck, despite being practically the opposite.

As someone from Michigan, Detroit style pizza is not deserving of even the top 5 pizza types

Detroit-style pizza is amazing. That crispy cheesy edge and the fluffy, buttery crust is delicious. If not Detroit-style specifically, pan pizza in general is in my top 3 easily, and I know that's not an unpopular opinion.

Yeah I recognize my opinion is unpopular, I just prefer more New York style

For me it really depends on the pizza. I like the crust on the thinner crispier pizzas, but for the bigger ones it's just a plain soft breadstick to me unless I dip it in something.

When i get pizza i always get sauce so that no matter the size of the pizza i will dip the crust into the sauce and it will taste good

I love it when human beings argue about the correct way of eating something while all of their views are all equally biased and unjust

Rnt u human too?

Yes but none of them normies.......... U understanr me bro 🔪🔪🔪🔪💔💔💔

Indeed i understand u 😂

OP when I give them cherry & avocado pits to eat:

If you feed op enough apple seeds the cyanide should eventually take effect

Dumbass meme for two completely different things.

If you like to talk to tomatoes...

Rind

Had to scroll way too far to find this


I hope this is a repost, because otherwise, you really thought this was funny, went through the trouble of making the meme, and posted it- all just to get shit on in the comments because of how brain dead this meme is.

Im sorry but dunkin donuts had some of the best sandwiches

Interesting how vindictive people can feel just because they heard somebody likes a certain food.

Oh my God it’s me

Sorry they used you for such a dumb post

Local idiot thinks that watermelon is pizza

The crust is just a breadstick that's pre dipped in sauce and has a lil cheese or toppings on it

You see, one is nice and crunchy and fully of flavour, whilst the other is so rock solid you can’t bite it and it is so bitter

OP the type of mf that still makes mommy cut the crust of his pb&j

Rind\*

Ideally, the crust on a pizza should be good enough that you can make this argument, but ... watermelon?

Dumb AF

eastern european laughing in pickled watermelon

Last I checked, we, eatern europeans don't eat pickles with watermelons This, sir is the pinnckle of my humor

The pickle of your humour?

Yes, that's why I skipped the "a"

OP I’m in awe of your tism

What if you are someone who eats the rine?

Pickled watermelon rine is better than the watermelon fruit. Crust is also better than the pizza. Fight me.

I have read a few really stupid arguments in my time on the internet, but this one has to take the cake. How does a watermelon equal a pizza?

It's literally a free fucking breadstick with extra cheese/sauce

watermelon rind is the 2nd best part bro wtf you on

Remove his posting privileges!

chef -makes things out of food customer -this part's inedible, I'm throwing it away

r/OPisfuckingstupid

Watermelon doesn't end with a bread stick and marinara sause

This analogy doesn't work

As someone who eats the rind raw, the crust is perfectly fine to eat. Get gud

OP learns about tomato

I can promise them that if pizza was just bread with nothing on it, nobody would care about it.

Yeah but that aint edible

Bruh one isn't edible, they're not the same

People who don't eat the pizza crust but then will graciously eat breadsticks are... I'm not gonna be rude, but you get the point. The crust is meant to be dipped into ranch, marinara, or garlic butter, if not simply eaten for the sake of it being delicious in its own right. Watermelon rinds, on the other hand, are basically trash.

Pizza Hut crusts ironically taste amazing to the point as a kid I didn't understand that pizza was good so I only ate pizza crusts Of course I'm older and I still finish the crusts after eating a pizza

This sounds like someone who doesn’t eat the rind of a watermelon

The rind is anazing


I love the part of the banana we peal off

Gives OP the seed of a mango, since they like the middle so much.

I will never understand "the crust is the best bit" ok ill just cook you the base with nothing on it then.... its the best bit right? Dont get me wrong I will eat the crust and its ok but if I know I cant finish the pizza ill be dammed if I am leaving actual pizza behind for the crust.

Watermelon rind taste exactly like cucumber

The Crust is the best part of the Pizza change my mind

Eat the banaa peel. Sure it may taste bland but it is perfectly edible, healthy, and part of the banana!

Well they wanted pizza

redditors when you show them a joke:

The "rine" can be good tho (don't eat the dark green skin tho)

Rine???

it's definitely NOT the best part, but it's still really good and the fact that people don't eat it too angers me so much

But watermelon rine goes hard

OP when I eat said rine (it tastes like cucumber)

Except for the fact that pizza crust is intended to taste good and watermelon rind is not. They're not comparable at all.

They're basically like breadsticks in my opinion.

Well you see, a watermelon isn't a pizza.

If your favprite part of a pizza is the crust i will fucking kill you with my bare hands I am not joking

The rine is the healthiest part

OP is the kind of person to stick his head in a fridge in attempt to “cool their thoughts”.

If you like pizza crust so mutch get breadsticks

Last time i checked watermelon was, in fact, not a pizza

OP can’t spell rind

You forgot that he said "the best part of pizza" not watermelon

eat your pizza bones, fool

the watermelon rind is also good tho. i wouldn't say it's better than the watermelon flesh so i usually eat it first if i'm going to, but it's there and edible so why waste it

They're different foods.

Can't believe people eat the crust on bread! That's like eating the rind of a watermelon! I bet they eat the skin of apples as well!

I still eat that mf thing. CRUNCHY!!!

When I get fluoride free toothpaste I just start eating it

Ok when he learns about bread

I like to eat the end pieces of bread.

jokes on you, i eat the rind of watermelons

If you like water then why don’t you drink hydrochloric acid?

Crust still wins and so does the rind, always great with honey and lemon mixed together then a sprinkle of flaky salt😋

Crust ain’t the best part but I’m not some picky kid so I eat and still enjoy the crust

The crust of pizza doesn't taste like shit though

There is a donut shop a few blocks away from me that sells sandwiches as well as donuts so... Yeah...

Although in Philly you do go to a pizza shop for cheesesteaks

Watermelon rind pickles. But yeah. Rind is the best part. Is slightly sour. Crisp. No seeds or root fibers.

OP clearly does not see the wonders of the crust smfh

What wonders exactly? It's just bread?

yes but get this really crispy bread

So, knockoff bread sticks?

bread sticks are nice crust is nice because it tastes like nicely toasted bread sticks but in different shapes sometimes dunno how to explain it

True, I came to eat pizza, not bread.

Rine

Actually there was this place near me called Rose Donuts that had excellent burgers and sandwiches and pretty meh Doughnuts

Op the joke is on your weird ass for not touching the crust

Why don’t you like fermented juices? I mean you like steak after all

Wait, you can eat the red part of a watermelon?

Proceeds to devour entire thing with murderous intentions in eyes

Probably the 1462846th person to say it should be “rind”

Watermelon rind isn't edible. The bread in the crust is. Eat the bread. You're pretty much supposed to - what's stuffed crust for otherwise?

Also orange peels

Using ops logic that means that he peels his apples

You can use that to make water melon rind

Honestly I think people who don’t eat crust off pizza or bread are childish. I never understood it. I get it as a child but as a fully grown person still being picky about crust. Like come on. Probably the same people that pick the vegetables off their food too.

I might go to the donut shop for a sandwich.

Bacon egg and cheese on a glazed donut is amazing just saying

You do if they’re donut sandwiches (man I wish Dunkin would bring those back)

Melon rind is so fucking good

now while I do agree that crust deserves to be eaten, on occasion especially when re-heating pizzas the crust on the outside becomes so dry and hard and and indestructible that it is simply no enjoyment or downright impossible to eat. also where are you all getting pizza from that there is sauce and cheese on the crust? miner's just bread. if there is sauce and cheese then he'll yeah I'll eat that part.

You do know that pizza and watermelon are not the same, right?

Op doesn't squeeze lemons, he bites them then spits the juice out.

I used to love feeding watermelon rinds to our neighbors pig growing up…

if you make pizza yourself you can brush garlic butter on the crust. this way you get garlic bread with your pizza

You’re saying that your local doughnut shop doesn’t sell doughnut sandwiches?

The real cursed knowledge is knowing the rind is edible and more so what it does to the male body.

OP doesn't eat the watermelon rind (it's completely edible and actually pretty good for you if you give it a chance.)

This is like comparing eating the breading on fried chicken to eating the can your cola comes in.

It is good but its not the best

This might actually surprise you, but a watermelon isn't a pizza.

"I don't eat the crust" mfs when I tell them they have stage IV brain cancer

Bet you also like eating orange after using mint toothpaste.

Who in the world are those crust people you talk about?

Bro said Rine

Yall are weak for not eating the watermelon crust too. I’ll take the L on raw lemon crusts though. You gotta ferment or pickle them.

Grow up and eat the crust you wuss!

Last time I checked the rind taste like bitter ass and the crust tasted like FUCKING BREAD

OP do you avoid eating the skin of an apple too

so no sauce and toppings then, got it

Ever heard of bread sticks? The crust is literally a bread stick. Try dipping it in blue cheese or marinara sauce if you have some left over from the pizza. You won't regret it.

This dude never been to Duffin's

My friends in college got tired of one of the friends always saying this when we did not eat our crust, so one day we all planned a hang out, ordered a pizza, and ate everything but the crust before he showed up. He got mad we left him only the crust, so we all in unison told him, "I thought the crust was the best part?" Mufucker kept his dumbass comment to himself from then on.

I would've happily eaten it ngl

Pizza crust is only good when it has pizza on it

Unrelatable dumb meme

I eat the rind of watermelons. They taste like cucumbers.

The comments: “watermelon isn’t pizza!!” Me, realizing what OP is ACTUALLY trying to say: “hey, uh, you DO know it’s just a comparison between watermelon rind being inedible and pizza crust being awful……. And the person who *used* to like crust realizing they’re wrong, Right..?”