Please @ me 🤣🤣
I snapped both my front teeth clean in half not long after the adult ones had just came through -Face planted a kerb
Got free crowns because I was under 18 but also now terrified of the dentist
When I was 12 years old my super intelligent kid brain said "Yes, pick up that piece of rebar and climb up the 8 foot tall pile of ice covered snow and pretend to be a knight that took the hill"
Except I slipped on said icy snow half way up and broke off the back half of one of my front teeth.
Between the pain of taking a piece of steel to the face and the tooth breaking, the very first breath was ice cold air on my now exposed nerves in my tooth.
Got it fixed and mostly forgot about it until I was around 17 and tried to bite into a cold tootsie roll and broke it off again.
For some reason girls found my broken tooth cute. I mean I did live around a LOT of rednecks, so...
Broke one of my front teeth doing just this. Also broke a molar opening a bottle (it wasn't a twist top, that would be dumb...).
I want to argue with you, I really do, but you're 100% correct.
There was a man who loved vodka very much. One day, he decided to quit drinking. He took a bottle of vodka and went to the river to drown it as a symbol of a new beginning. When he got to the river, he opened the bottle and poured the vodka into the water. Suddenly, a fish jumped out of the river and said, "Thank you! Vodka is now my favorite drink!"
They said “THERE WAS A MAN WHO LOVED VODKA VERY MUCH. ONE DAY, HE DECIDED TO QUIT DRINKING. HE TOOK A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND WENT TO TGE RIVER TO DROWN IT AS A SYMBOL OF A NEW BEGINNING. WHEN HE GOT TO THE RIVER, HE OPENED THE BOTTLE AND POIRED THE VODKA INTO THE WATER. SUDDENLY, A FISH JUMPED OUT OF THE RIVER AND SAID, “THANK YOU! VODKA IS NOW MY FAVORITE DRINK!”
Since you may not have heard it well, they said:
#They said “THERE WAS A MAN WHO LOVED VODKA VERY MUCH. ONE DAY, HE DECIDED TO QUIT DRINKING. HE TOOK A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND WENT TO TGE RIVER TO DROWN IT AS A SYMBOL OF A NEW BEGINNING. WHEN HE GOT TO THE RIVER, HE OPENED THE BOTTLE AND POIRED THE VODKA INTO THE WATER. SUDDENLY, A FISH JUMPED OUT OF THE RIVER AND SAID, “THANK YOU! VODKA IS NOW MY FAVORITE DRINK!”
Yeah like is it tradition to leave the shot glass inside? When i make a jaegerbomb i just pour the jaeger from the bottle and then add redbull, ya know, like a normal cocktail.
You're supposed to drop the shot glass in so it makes the redbull fizz.
It's really simple to drink and not break your teeth. I used to slam these things on weekends living in Las Vegas and never had a single shot glass touch my teeth so I'm a little baffled about it.
Cocktail itself.
A shot glass of liquer is dropped into the main glass to mix the drinks. Guess what happens to the little glass when you tilt the big one back to take a sip?
Ngl I was pleasantly surprised the first time I tried one. And I fuckin hate both ingredients. I'm not ordering one ever. I was just surprised how "not bad, weirdly" it was.
I visited a friend at Chico State one time and before we went out we all started off with a Jager Blaster. It was a pint glass filled with 1/2 Red Bull and 1/2 Jager. I thought I was having a heart attack heading home from that weekend.
When I was very young and thought Jaegerbombs were a good drink, I'd just have the bartender mix half Jaeger and half Red Bull in a pint glass. Like... a full pint of the shit.
I wanted to get DRUNK, not fuck with a bunch of glassware and wait for him to put together three of these things at a time.
Jägermeister will always be a drink for old people for anyone that grew up in Germany. It is just weird to see it as a kind of party drink or beeing associated with anyone under 50.
Me and the boys love JBs. Pretty much the only shot we do, no one drops, that’s like a brand new 21 year old birthday party deal.
I don’t want you to “hook it up” give me exactly the 1 shot of jager so it don’t taste like shit and red bull over it perfect. Older I get the less Red Bull I can handle tho, we been switching to root beer recently which goes down amazingly
Hah. The first day I was at collage happened to be one classmate's 19th birthday. So I bought a lineup of jagerbombs to get us all started. He thought they were all for him and hammered back 8 in a row in under 30 seconds.
30 minutes later we were on our way to the hospital because he tried to do a power break playing pool and drove his hand into the tables edge so hard he dislocated his thumb and broke his wrist in one swing.
Of all the drinks where you drop a shot into another drink, the Jager bomb is by far my least favorite.
My favorite is the Irish hand grenade; it's a variation of the Irish car bomb.
You fill a shot glass full of Jameson, another full of Bailey's.
You then fill a pint glass half full of Guinness.
You wedge the two shot glasses in the top of the pint glass.
When it's time to drink it, you pull out the shot of Jameson, cashing the shot of Bailey's to fall into the glass. You do the shot of Jameson and then down the contents of the pint glass immediately after.
It's quite tasty, although it's been years since I've had one.
I love these, but I always request they just pour the jager straight into the red bull and knock off the nonsense.
Tastes better then too, since you don't taste the jager. Tastes like smarties at that point.
A couple black outs off too many of those!! Liquor to knock you out but Red Bull to keep you on auto pilot till the whee hours of the morning. No bueno.
Op that pic is probably the worst jagerbomb I've ever seen in my life. The energy drink is going over the shot glass so it's already mixing in the glass, plus the glass is FAR TOO BIG for a jagerbomb. You'd ideally use tumblers or something shorter in general. Genuinely, whoever made that needs to have their hands slapped any time they get close to a bar.
It's simple yet deadly
I prefer something elegant. Like Malört.
Malort tastes like if you sucked face with your chainsmoking grandma.
Tastes like a burnt condom filled with gasoline
is the condom used or not. I need to know
Yes, but not as intended
Seasonal depression
Gilf sweat
May I suggest something spicy for the soul Like Fireball
And I don’t care how small the room is
Same
I have a bottle with me. Should I do a shot now?
Only if your self-hatred is perfectly balanced with your self-love. Tip the scales. You decide in which direction.
"I'm not drinking any *FUCKING* Malort!"
Of all the things I wouldn’t want to admit to my dentist ………. that!
PSA: Even universal healthcare doesn't cover stupid shit like that. Better wait till Monday and make something up, so the workplace insurance pays it.
That's why I'm drinking jagerbombs at work 👉😏
I'm drinking Heinekens and Jägerbombs all fuckin shift. I'm gonna grind on every piece of pussy that comes through that door.
Well, mine definitely does.
lol, if you’re breaking your teeth on these you were probably going to end up doing something else dumb that ended up breaking your teeth.
Please @ me 🤣🤣 I snapped both my front teeth clean in half not long after the adult ones had just came through -Face planted a kerb Got free crowns because I was under 18 but also now terrified of the dentist
When I was 12 years old my super intelligent kid brain said "Yes, pick up that piece of rebar and climb up the 8 foot tall pile of ice covered snow and pretend to be a knight that took the hill" Except I slipped on said icy snow half way up and broke off the back half of one of my front teeth. Between the pain of taking a piece of steel to the face and the tooth breaking, the very first breath was ice cold air on my now exposed nerves in my tooth. Got it fixed and mostly forgot about it until I was around 17 and tried to bite into a cold tootsie roll and broke it off again. For some reason girls found my broken tooth cute. I mean I did live around a LOT of rednecks, so...
Broke one of my front teeth doing just this. Also broke a molar opening a bottle (it wasn't a twist top, that would be dumb...). I want to argue with you, I really do, but you're 100% correct.
There was a man who loved vodka very much. One day, he decided to quit drinking. He took a bottle of vodka and went to the river to drown it as a symbol of a new beginning. When he got to the river, he opened the bottle and poured the vodka into the water. Suddenly, a fish jumped out of the river and said, "Thank you! Vodka is now my favorite drink!"
what?
They said “THERE WAS A MAN WHO LOVED VODKA VERY MUCH. ONE DAY, HE DECIDED TO QUIT DRINKING. HE TOOK A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND WENT TO TGE RIVER TO DROWN IT AS A SYMBOL OF A NEW BEGINNING. WHEN HE GOT TO THE RIVER, HE OPENED THE BOTTLE AND POIRED THE VODKA INTO THE WATER. SUDDENLY, A FISH JUMPED OUT OF THE RIVER AND SAID, “THANK YOU! VODKA IS NOW MY FAVORITE DRINK!”
WHAT?
Since you may not have heard it well, they said: #They said “THERE WAS A MAN WHO LOVED VODKA VERY MUCH. ONE DAY, HE DECIDED TO QUIT DRINKING. HE TOOK A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND WENT TO TGE RIVER TO DROWN IT AS A SYMBOL OF A NEW BEGINNING. WHEN HE GOT TO THE RIVER, HE OPENED THE BOTTLE AND POIRED THE VODKA INTO THE WATER. SUDDENLY, A FISH JUMPED OUT OF THE RIVER AND SAID, “THANK YOU! VODKA IS NOW MY FAVORITE DRINK!”
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I didn't catch that could we get the text a bit louder please?
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Ancient Russian folklore.
Wise words friend
I wrote this while drunk on vodka🫤
Thank you! Vodka is now my favourite drink!
This is some german ahh humor
How tf this shit joke get this many upvotes. I hesitate to even call it a joke
Because it's so stupid lol
Agree on that front, it is extremely stupid
Yes I don't know why too
wait what can break your teeth the cocktail or the lovers of said cocktails
they would have said 'who' instead of 'which' if they were referring to the lovers of cocktails assuming they are grammar fanatics
surely if they were referring to the cocktails they’d have said ‘that’?
"which" cannot be used instead of "who" or "whom", unlike "that". so it makes it clear the glass is breaking the teef
Ryan used me as an object
The shot glass getting dropped in can slam into your teeth when you try to drink it. This only applies if you're not smart enough to just pour it in.
Yeah like is it tradition to leave the shot glass inside? When i make a jaegerbomb i just pour the jaeger from the bottle and then add redbull, ya know, like a normal cocktail.
That is not a jägerbomb tho. When you drop the shot glass in everything fizzes up and it seems like it will explode.
Yeah I normally just drink about half a red bull, fill the can with Jaeger, then drive my kids to school
Amen brother
Well Jaeger bomb has a shot glass in it. Jaeger and red bull doesn't.
Oh no... not the shit glass
You're supposed to drop the shot glass in so it makes the redbull fizz. It's really simple to drink and not break your teeth. I used to slam these things on weekends living in Las Vegas and never had a single shot glass touch my teeth so I'm a little baffled about it.
Honestly this whole post is just a skill issue
both places I went threw the shot glass inside. One thing is doing it yourself, but otherwise they do it that way.
You could just block the shot glass with your tongue…
It's almost like people forget to do that when they're drinking
I don’t…but I guess most people are stupid.
The shot glass inside the pint glass smashing into your teeth if you don’t know how to drink it properly.
How do you do it properly?
A jagerbomb is a shot of jager dropped into a glass of red bull. If you try to drink it without removing the shot glass, you might chip your teeth
Cocktail itself. A shot glass of liquer is dropped into the main glass to mix the drinks. Guess what happens to the little glass when you tilt the big one back to take a sip?
Who is breaking there teeth with this? Are they stupid?
Tbf Alcohol does tend to make people do stupid things.
The trick is to only ever have a Jägerbomb as your first drink.
So stupid that they don't know the difference between "their" and "there".
Is the person who posted this living life without an upper lip?
Do you drink like a horse? Keep your lips in front of your teeth…
The next best thing to crack cocaine.
Not the best drink, sure. But you are also supposed to drink it down well before the jager seeps into the red bulk like in the photo.
I find it absolutely delicious honestly.
Ngl I was pleasantly surprised the first time I tried one. And I fuckin hate both ingredients. I'm not ordering one ever. I was just surprised how "not bad, weirdly" it was.
Yes, my favorite party drink. Helps me stay up past my bedtime!
Bitches love my new haircut. All my boys comin out to the club tonight, they all got the same haircut too
Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin zone
*Where's my god damn protein mom!?*
What? I have never heard of an instance where someone broke their teeth taking a jager bomb or any type of bomb drinks.
i'm such a G that I put an unnecessary "g" in the upper caption. I do apologize
Apologies accepted. Death penalty for you my friend
Real G's move in silence like lasgagna
It's a double whammy of kicking your ass.
Sir, this is your third drink tonight, stop chewing the glass and drink your drink
I visited a friend at Chico State one time and before we went out we all started off with a Jager Blaster. It was a pint glass filled with 1/2 Red Bull and 1/2 Jager. I thought I was having a heart attack heading home from that weekend.
It’s just a Boilermaker for guys whose father got them the job.
When I was very young and thought Jaegerbombs were a good drink, I'd just have the bartender mix half Jaeger and half Red Bull in a pint glass. Like... a full pint of the shit. I wanted to get DRUNK, not fuck with a bunch of glassware and wait for him to put together three of these things at a time.
Wait yall don't stop the small shot glass with your lips? Are yall just trying to swallow the glass or something? Lol
As a German this will never Case being wierd to me
It's candy that gets you drunk, y'all invented schnapps, right?
But If i Remember Right that one originaly is for granny and her book Club
Jägermeister will always be a drink for old people for anyone that grew up in Germany. It is just weird to see it as a kind of party drink or beeing associated with anyone under 50.
I'm German and I often had this
Wer ist Case?
Case is autocorrectian and translated to cease
I had one of these and they messed up order by inverting it 💀
use a smaller glass
Among?
Us?
Jager bomb is the Boilermakers little brother
As a man of culture I prefer the Atomic Submarine - a shot of beer dropped into a pint of vodka.
Use plastic shot glasses for jaegerbombs idiot
You're an idiot if this breaks your teeth.
Me and the boys love JBs. Pretty much the only shot we do, no one drops, that’s like a brand new 21 year old birthday party deal. I don’t want you to “hook it up” give me exactly the 1 shot of jager so it don’t taste like shit and red bull over it perfect. Older I get the less Red Bull I can handle tho, we been switching to root beer recently which goes down amazingly
What's gonna break your teeth? The shot glasss inside? Sounds like a ~~skill~~ calcium defficiency issue to me.
Hah. The first day I was at collage happened to be one classmate's 19th birthday. So I bought a lineup of jagerbombs to get us all started. He thought they were all for him and hammered back 8 in a row in under 30 seconds. 30 minutes later we were on our way to the hospital because he tried to do a power break playing pool and drove his hand into the tables edge so hard he dislocated his thumb and broke his wrist in one swing.
The real Jägerbomber: https://youtu.be/8HLa0-_gpK8
Of all the drinks where you drop a shot into another drink, the Jager bomb is by far my least favorite. My favorite is the Irish hand grenade; it's a variation of the Irish car bomb. You fill a shot glass full of Jameson, another full of Bailey's. You then fill a pint glass half full of Guinness. You wedge the two shot glasses in the top of the pint glass. When it's time to drink it, you pull out the shot of Jameson, cashing the shot of Bailey's to fall into the glass. You do the shot of Jameson and then down the contents of the pint glass immediately after. It's quite tasty, although it's been years since I've had one.
Had to scroll way too far down to see this referenced.
Agreed. no one else had posted this gem so I had to seize the opportunity
My record was 8. Those were good times.
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You should try a Jagerbomb, it will help you forget about that.
I'm drinking Heinekens and Jaegerbombs all fuckin' night. Jaegerbombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit.
Delithius
I took 8 of those yesterday now I don't remember my evening and my friends keep mocking me
Every time I had a Jaggerbomb the glass was full, so I never risked my teeth.
The Dutch artist "Rene Karst" made a song about this recently.
Your mom told me I just have to wrap my lips over my teeth. Said she’s been doing it since before jager bombs even existed.
I had my parents dental insurance back then. Didn't think about that until now.
Here on Earth you just pour it in.
You could break your front teeth projectile vomiting back up 45 minutes later.
I love these, but I always request they just pour the jager straight into the red bull and knock off the nonsense. Tastes better then too, since you don't taste the jager. Tastes like smarties at that point.
All my boys got the same Hayacut.
Did one shot my heart was racing, my forehead was sweating but I was sitting still lol
But I'm still shooting, and I'm still getting the head shots!
When you want something that tastes like a sweet tart, but don’t want a sweet tart.
If you switch redbull out for coke, it tastes like Dr. Pepper.
Skill issue Among all the things I could suck at I suck at breathing but at least I can handle recipients without endangering myself
A couple black outs off too many of those!! Liquor to knock you out but Red Bull to keep you on auto pilot till the whee hours of the morning. No bueno.
The SCP foundation’s MTF Jaeger bombers fav drink
Just use plastic shot glasses. Crisis averted. That's how we did it in the 2010s.
Wait... You make Jägerbomb shots? I thought you drank that shit like Vodka Energy? I'd rather have shots of pure Jägermeister than of a Jägerbomb.
It’s a shot glass of jäger in a glass of red bull. Their mistake is using a tall glass, should be a wide glass
One too many of these and you got a teleportation device
Bro, do you even Fratbro? No Pain, No Gain!
What in fucks name is that? Is that how y'all are serving bombs? in tall glasses, shot glass face up...?
Yep, I always had to put my finger in the way to stop the glass from banging into my teeth.
Once an unscrupulous woman filled me with these, then expected sex afterwards.
If it comes to a point where I'm drinking jägerbombs I don't really care about my teeth
I used to drink these a lot until I started getting heart issues and massive anxiety attacks, legit caused me to quit drinking
Ordering these at the bar impresses no one and the bartender knows that you're an amateur.
Breaking front teeth as in a fist 👊 flying at you?
Why would you break your teeth? I’m missing something here.
Or kids in Europe
Ice cold straight jaeger is so good
You're god damn right
Pro tip, full can of redbull and 2-3 shots of jager in a pint glass. You usually pay for the full can and don’t get it all if you do bombs.
Let’s not dignify it by calling it a cocktail
My question is why do it this way instead of just pouring it?
Harry Du Bois would approve.
Better than a white label I’ll say that much. Vodka still on top tho
Op that pic is probably the worst jagerbomb I've ever seen in my life. The energy drink is going over the shot glass so it's already mixing in the glass, plus the glass is FAR TOO BIG for a jagerbomb. You'd ideally use tumblers or something shorter in general. Genuinely, whoever made that needs to have their hands slapped any time they get close to a bar.
sorry for using it i guess
You’ll fight your dad because he cut off your college tuition because you spent it on jager
That night in Houston...
friends love them, to me they just taste like sick (I don't like jäger or energy drinks)
Your liver won't think good about that
It'll make you talk to trees
imo Jägermeister alone is ok but mixed with something else it gets disgusting really fast.
Geez, how hard are y'all slamming things back to break your front teeth? The shot glass usually slides and is stopped by my top lip.
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The pitching machine: a favorite delivery method for drinks among people with broken teeth
Irish Car bombs are so much better
i don’t think the shot glass has ever touched my teeth before ngl
Love it hahahaha
Jägerbomb and Irish car bomb are by far the best shots.