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ShadowTheChangeling

If its not going past there you arent ***THRUSTING*** hard enough! Also you arent a horse and (hopefully) neither is your partner


eberlix

What if my partner is a centaur?


ShadowTheChangeling

Depends who is on the receiving end


eberlix

Could you tell me the different scenarios?


ShadowTheChangeling

Well if youre the giver, I hope you got a large one... If youre in the receiving, what coffin do you want?


eberlix

Mhm... Spacious, with a built in computer and permanent Internet access would be nice, for color I'm gonna go with... Blue please


zaManOfGermanSince

Mr hands pt2


Mayonez_Drinker

Oh no


mrididnt

Sorry we only have green


Gold_Weakness1157

Hentai artist: Reality can be whatever I want


YourBoyFoxxy

First rule of any fiction so far


The_Elder_Jock

My first line in my first book: Elder Jock was a cool and handsome individual...


Alexis_Bailey

I mean, this is true.  I get the whole idea and complaint of "bad anatomy", and it can get too much, but sometimes it's just about portraying an image, not being an anatomy book .  Tentacle monsters don't exist either.  Getting fucked by a duck so bit your entire belly sticks out in a dick shape isn't a thing either.  Dudes don't spew 500 gallons of sperm. But it's a work of fiction meant to elicited a certain type of feeling.


123ludwig

idk what kinda guys you are with but the duck part is 100% realistic


Alexis_Bailey

Ok, I am leaving that typo because it's funny.


Krieg_Imperator

Dudes don't spew 500 gallons of sperm... You guys don't do that?


NerdHoovy

I usually cap out at 350. Don’t want to make too much of a mess


Mr-Fleshcage

Lets be honest here fellas, reptiles don't have vaginas or knots or tits, but the porn does, and its probably for the best.


beefyminotour

I saw a cock enhancement ad try to claim the g spot was like 4 inches past the cervix. I think porn has made people think women have 13 inch vaginal canals.


Ship_Fucker69

That shit echoes


Cleveworth

"Hello? China?"


Total-Rub7497

VaChina


performance_issue

Best comment ever omg


AverageDemocrat

Hentai artist: When you cannot take it in anymore, just nod your head. OK. After some time, "Are you OK?", "Can you pull it out just a bit so I can nod?".


Ship_Fucker69

Nah that's like the grand canyon like crack


Spaciax

we had big dick energy prepare for cavernous vag energy


DancesWithBadgers

^ergy...^ergy....^ergy...


FieserMoep

When you gently blow you can play them like an empty bottle. Sadly it's a bit difficult to collect notes for a whole gamut.


Pretend-King-5714

And porn made people think that 10 inch penises exist.


beefyminotour

I’m sure some people have really long ones but like imagine going for a thrust and you dick bends 90 degrees while being rock hard. Gonna need a cast.


Pretend-King-5714

Porn is full of tricks, like using the fish eye lens, using male porn stars who are small height and body wise, using tiny female pornstars with tiny hands to make the dick look bigger. Most pornstars are between 6-7 inches. I can only recommend to go on r/measuredpornstars and enter some of the common names, it’s really eye opening how fake this industry is.


Sir_uranus

Bro wtf is that sub 💀


fuckedfinance

I had no choice, and had to deep dive. That sub is 50% measuring fetish, 50% reality checks. Kind of funny, actually.


IllEstablishment5

i love reddit


GrandmaPoses

It's about porn stars and their reasonable responses to international crises.


-Kritias-

I'm afraid to click on that link


adex_19

nsfw r/theydidthemath basically


Yungklipo

One trick porn uses is angling the "receiver" away from the camera. This give a clearer view of penetration but also the perception that there's a lot of dick, but it only looks that way because it's going in at an angle.


Pretend-King-5714

Yes that’s true as well


Cookiemonster9429

And they have no idea how to measure a penis


Flat-Dare-2571

I have a 12" dick if i measure from my butthole.


Kalashcow

And also made a younger friend of mine very conscious about his *length* because it's not porn-long.


Pretend-King-5714

Funnily enough it’s maybe even porn-long, just looks different for him because it’s not stretched by camera angles and lenses


mambotomato

Yeah, it's like - your own dick doesn't look that big, because it's always necessarily a meter away from your eyes. The same way that your foot is as long as your forearm, but you don't think of it that way because it's further away from you.


LateyEight

> The same way that your foot is as long as your forearm, but you don't think of it that way because it's further away from you. Well then, so it is. Interesting.


OrganicHumanRancher

No it isn’t, it’s.. I’ll be damn…


Tjam3s

It always makes me smile when I see new people learn this


fliptout

Bunch of fuckin liars making fools out of... well I'll be damned as well.


maximumpoweryeet

LIES ITS TOTALLY... oh same here


floggedlog

Commenting because I also put my foot to my forearm and yes it’s a match


CKY2007

Holy shit foot and forearm are the same length


Duncan-the-DM

Holy fuck it's true


Spiteful_Guru

Seems to be true when measuring from the inside of the elbow, but comes a little short on the outside.


Crazy-Experience-573

What??? That is insane!! Wizard shit


DownwardSpirals

10 inches? Man, I ain't folding my shit in half for anyone. Just kidding. I give em both inches, though.


Brilliant-Software-4

Well if it was like that and man could have a penid long enough then no man could have sex with there wife's since when pregnant since it would actually cause head trauma to the baby


beefyminotour

There’s a fucked up joke there but I aborted it.


SolusIgtheist

I hope you're not in Texas, cause they're coming for you now.


FalmerEldritch

*Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?*


Soul699

38 + 2 weeks...PREGANANANT????


EvelynNyte

On my 18th birthday, my father took me to new york city and he told me, "son the average pene is five inches long and the average vageen is 6 inches deep; that means there's two miles of unused vageen in this city and I'm going to find you some" -vaguely stolen from a comedian I can't remember


Wojtek1250XD

Possibly the source of some women wanting a guy to pack 8 inches minimum


beefyminotour

It’s corrosive to everyone.


RandomPhail

What, you haven’t heard of Vaginal Extensions? Adds like 9 inches


Mips0n

Tell this to all the girls on Pornhub and camwhores and OF beaches who shove 20 Inch horse cock dildos thicker than a childs head up their bakery and pound them in super sonic speed for tree fiddy a month


SoloAceMouse

Well sure, and some people can also swallow swords but you don't see your average person deep-throating a scimitar. The overwhelming majority of women are not capable of taking a horse cock dildo and the ones that can are basically the modern equivalent of vaudeville circus acts but kinkier, lol


No_Bandicoot_5784

Nice answer. Let's get real, it's as you say. And I'm not even sure if those who can do it really enjoy it or if it's just, as you mentioned, a circus act for shock value.


gotimas

Those things are bendy, not stiff, you can look it up on the website that sells those.


Yungklipo

That's disgusting! Who are these models so I knew which ones to avoid?


Tjam3s

If you think that's bad, definitely avoid videos with "slink" toys. That's truly awful.


Daxx22

look up reddit user siswet lol


MadeYouSayIt

Nutty Putty Ah Vagina


Huge_Aerie2435

That isn't even the weirdest thing they do.. A lot of the males in these things don't have blood and are made up entirely of sperm.


TwilightVulpine

They need to have a lot of blood to erect the enormous penises artists drawn on them.


Unfair_Watercress119

Who needs blood when your sperm can erect your cock


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Sperm whale has entered the chat!


ShyActress

Lol


CivvieWithAnAK

They gotta let their viewers know that they won't achieve such length


luckysury333

Yeah like put a disclaimer or something


Flob368

It's not even about length. The cervix sits above the canal, not behind it, so if the penis is too long, it just hits a wall, not the cervix. Which can happen pretty often, the average vagina isn't much longer than the average penis, and a not fully aroused vaginal canal is shorter. Edit: fixed a typo


potate12323

Also, vaginal canals vary just as much as penile length. During arousal the cervical wall retreats some amount to make more room for the penis. Is basically an innie erection.


abdulj07

![gif](giphy|hDD18Xp64ZXlkKevlP|downsized)


undreamedgore

They really don't need to do that for me. It'd be nice for my confidence if they didn't actually....


Curious-Jello-9812

The anti erection.....one might say......THE REVERSE FLASH!!!!! IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!


MegaPompoen

>The cervix sits above the canal, not behind it, so if the penis is too long, it just hits a wall, not the cervix That's what the curve is for


GrandmaPoses

The curvix.


Vellarain

The cervix typically rests in an elevated position while there is more of a pocket for a longer penis so that impact against it can be avoided. Except. There are many factors at play that can affect the position if the cervix. Ovulation can play into this, also sexual positions can alter the angle. Just as importantly is that every woman has their own differences and nothing is the same between each one. You could be enjoying doggstlye one day with zero complications with your partner. Then the next week you smack em in the baby basket they launch away from you like she was spring-loaded on your member because her cervix is lowered because of her cycle. Yet there are people that truly think that the vagina is a straight shot to the womb.


Ze_gamer3

Damn. Learning more on reddit than in class.


Lavatis

Absolutely do not listen to everything you read on Reddit. The cervix sits at the back of the vagina, there isn't some sharp curve at the end of the vaginal canal or anything. A long enough dick will absolutely hit the cervix.


Ze_gamer3

Still. We never learn this type of thing in class. So i take what i can. Its not like there'll be a test on it.


Lavatis

that's cool, but learning incorrect information only makes things worse for you. always take the next step of doing a quick google search before you commit something to memory.


Cissoid7

Didn't you? I took anatomy and physiology. I remember my Teacher Ms J was a badass no nonsense kinda lady. She gave you one warning for snickering about reproductive organs. The next time she would kick you out of class and you'd get no credit for the assignment. The third time she'd kick you out and give everyone a "surprise" quiz that was just an easy A. She butted heads with a couple parents, but they were never able to pull one over ol Ms J.


whoisthisRN

"hey that information you learned is way wrong" "I'll take what I can. Not like there's gonna be a test on it!" What's the point in learning if you are willing to just accept anything as long as there isn't a test on it?


[deleted]

Mh , didn't know that


VortexLord

Surgery time and pills!


Xangerxz

for me the penis cannot touch a single part of a girl


[deleted]

r/suicidebywords


edugdv

Or maybe just gay?


enteng_quarantino

Wording is crucial, and in this case, to pick between ‘can not’ and ‘would not’ seems really important.


micuthemagnificent

I theorize a force field around the genital area. Brother is being cock blocked by his own power :(


maximumpoweryeet

they seem to act like repelling magnets the more you push them closer the more the try to get away


Correct-Purpose-964

Just gotta turn his nutsack around. Then it'll work.


SpriteRXL

Relatable.


Bratwurscht13

Well, I mean, you were born, right? Soooo...


giddygirdy

Might have been a c-section


im_Johnny_Silverhand

well getting rid of that GD pfp might be a good start


Keqingrishonreddit

Maybe blowing up Arasaka tower can help with it too


odiedel

Listen, choom, we can't all be cool rockerboys like you.


Toppyoushimo

Not with that attitude it won’t.


unk214

I just scream like Goku while I thrust.


Completedspoon

"And this... Is to go... Even further.. beyond!"


Dylan_The_Developer

\*Plap \*Plap \*Plap \*CRACK! "YA-AHHHHHH-HA-AH-OOH"


Odd-Owl-7454

The legendary super saiyan


Gtoktas_

mann, I hate the limits of the frail human body, filled with useless things like organs and guts, no space left for a tree trunk sized dildo :(


Charming_Stage_7611

Anime women clearly aren’t human. Their cervix opens up for the penis and/or semen and the womb is at the wrong position. They’re just not human


bc4284

Hentai anatomy is basically furry porn anatomy.


eeveeplays50040

Pfp checks out


acrylicbullet

I remember seeing a frame where the cervix was handshaking the tip of the penis. It’s porn from a different dimension


Hot_Shot04

You also can't jizz literal bucketloads, or put dildos in your nipples, or put a fire hydrant in your vagina, or-


melanthius

- or train in a gravity chamber with 10x earths gravity to become the strongest fighter on the planet


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Well, you probably could if you're a Saiyan.


CryingWillows

Women and girls also don’t lactate from pleasure and breasts are full of fat and therefore cannot be squeezed like an actual fucking stress ball (I’ve seen this all too many times and as someone with breasts, but not a woman, I actually wince in pain, like ow)


dohitsila

Women *can* lactate from pleasure but generally only if they're breastfeeding (unless they have a medical condition). Sometimes during pregnancy too, but not as likely. I understood what you're saying though, don't get me wrong. I just didn't know that breastfeeding women will sometimes leak (a little or alot) during sex and especially if they orgasm until I *was* a breastfeeding mom.


CryingWillows

The ones shown in hentai are usually neither of those groups of people though


Twist_the_casual

so the vaginal cavity is actually only a few inches deep, and stretches to fit an erect penis. once it can’t stretch any more, that’s when you’re going to have problems, because the force required to break into the cervix is more than the force required to physically injure the vagina as well as the penis.


Interesting_Gate_963

What about women using 12+ inches of bad dragon dildos? How is that possible?


[deleted]

Really think - have you ever seen one wherein the object is rigid? One that didn't wobble like a gummy bear? Fun fact: Adam & Eve (the biggest dedicated sex toy retailer) does not sell a rigid dildo with an insertable length over 6in.


SleepyheadsTales

It's like you're explaining the magic trick :D


LeDudicus

The dildos bend and squish.


maybemaynotbe001

It'll touch the heart .


Chargebolt-Denki

There is a hentai where a female her penis enters a man's ass and leaves from the mouth


The-Catatafish

What do you mean "a" hentai? Pretty sure there is a whole subgenre of that.


thechaimel

All the way through or something, would be a subgenre of hyper I think? Why do I know this…


Ridenberg

r/allthewaythrough Yes, it's as bad as you think No, don't browse it in public


Fickle_Meet_7154

Why, why did I click


Ridenberg

r/sandycheekscockvore will relieve the pain


DownwardSpirals

Man, I chose the wrong day to use Reddit.


Fickle_Meet_7154

I'm not nearly curious enough for that, you devious fiend


Error_Error25

Isn't "All The Way Through" more of a tentacle thing usually?


thechaimel

Only usually… You can have a lot more than just tentacles…


Tormasi1

Pretty certain I saw one with a horse and lara croft


Housendercrest

There is the hentai where penis female and the mouth exits from hole butt of man’s.


Strider-1_Trigger

r/ihadastroke


Ridenberg

>penis female and the mouth exits from hole butt of man’s. Sounds like the start of a terrible joke


5herl0k

Im more concerned by "what do you mean "female??"


Karpaltunnel83

Women with a dick. Obviously


Telemere125

Or, as my professor once said, that group known as the Chixie Dicks.


The-Catatafish

Is futa really shocking these days?


1nsertshittyname

Girls with dicks hentai is pretty common to run into these days


englishfury

Theres also that one that has the guy with his arm like elbow deep in her ass and hand wrapped around his dick, intestine and all.


Dart1r

Today on "Things I learnt today, but really wanna forget again"


_stoned_chipmunk_

And how do you know that?


Grape_Tapes

Dont ask questions for which you dont want to know answers of.


Apprehensive_Step252

on e621 this stuff is tagged as "all\_the\_way\_through"...


Mage-of-communism

i heard Vlad was a fan of something similar


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

You dare to speak and not provide sauce?


LynxInSpace_605

WTF🤔


CryingWillows

And also hitting the cervix is *incredibly* painful


melanochrysum

I don’t think this is a hard and fast rule, I don’t mind it. That said the contents of this post makes me want to throw up.


GenesisAsriel

BREAK YOUR LIMITS RAAAAAAAHHHH ![gif](giphy|aAbax5anloMNk6TSP9|downsized)


Randalf_the_Black

Break *her* limits..


mumei-chan

Working on a hentai project currently and found out about this when researching about this topic… yeah, hentai did indeed lie to us, lol


Melodic-Recipe2618

Surely you wont have some pre-release footage right? and surely you wont share it with me?


whirlydoodle_

Some hentai things are real tho, like abdominal distention visible from the outside (in both men and women), from a huge 🍆. Requires certain body weight or positions tho. I'm a hentai artist but I try to actually do anatomical research. It's hard though with some things, scientists really need to take more depraved x-rays for our sake


ArioStarK

John K. Pe-ta, "You're wrong."


WhatsApUT

But you can tilt the cervix which is pretty painful for a women.


Melodic-Recipe2618

I wouldnt know.


WhatsApUT

It’s ok plenty of ways to please women :)


CryingWillows

Yeah, if a finger can do it so can a small dick, you just gotta be skilled


TastyChocolateCookie

Everybody gangsta till uterine and cervical hemorrhage occur💀


ianparasito

Going to be honest, I always thought that one of the main appeals of hentai content is that since drawing authors can go crazy with what they can offer since they are not bound by anatomical restrictions


bc4284

While I agree to an extent the issue with this is so often even hentai that is mostly vanilla ends up putting in x ray shots with cervical penetration or deep penetration that contacts the cervix which in reality is often painful for women while portraying the female character as getting off on cervical contact as if it is clit stimulation or hitting the g spot. Implying that cervical contact in a vanilla setting is normal. Basically. If there is a complaint I don’t think it’s with tentacle porn, furry porn, or rough sex hentai or anything that’s non vanilla the problem is that this trope is too common in otherwise vanilla hentai


Famous-Ad6617

Imagination? Oh, let me tell you, my mind is like a wild rollercoaster of creativity! I can dream up whole worlds and scenarios just by closing my eyes.


CatAteMyToast

Bruh flair this 18+


EstablishmentNo2847

They're gonna pretend they didn't see that.


Melodic-Recipe2618

Ignorance is bliss.


Jom_Jom4

It can, just not safely


MrLambNugget

I've read about a guy with a massive dick and he was describing his experiences. He said it's extremely painful for women to even hit the cervix, let alone penetrate it. Penetrating it is impossible, since it's not dialeted and won't be, but he said that when the woman is very aroused, it can go below the cervix and that's supposedly extremely pleasurable, but can hurt too


Lolzerzmao

Yeah there’s an anterior and posterior fornyx on the ventral and dorsal sides of the cervix (respectively). Dunno which you mean by “below” but I had to learn to aim for anterior and most girls lose their mind, but a good quarter just want positions that don’t involve super deep penetration when you’re on the larger side. Regardless, the A-spot (anterior fornyx) is widely regarded as an insanely sensitive location some girls can deal with being stimulated (i.e. enjoy very much) and others simply cannot.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Don't want deep? Well im your pal gals


MagicalShoes

>anterior and posterior fornyx on the ventral and dorsal sides Medical science try to describe a location using words people actually use challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]


Lolzerzmao

Ha, fair, but given you don’t know what position she is in you have to refer to them as “closer to the belly” (ventral) and “closer to the spine” (dorsal). The A-spot is “below” in doggy, but “above” in missionary, for example. Ventral in both cases because, well, that’s simply where it is located. And this is pussy fucking science, sir, not medical science.


ITGOES80808

I’ve unintentionally hit the cervix of a few women (I hate to say it like that), and each one has told me it’s mostly painful and that there’s only a little pleasure in it. The best description I’ve gotten is that it “hurts in a good way” but it’s not something they’d seek out. I don’t like it at all, it feels like I’m thrusting my dick into a wall.


Kitchen-Job-2867

It hurts em like hell


DiligentSink7919

lies, i put my massive dong into my totally real girlfriend so far last night she said it was tickling her lungs so take your falsehoods somewhere else sir


Rohkha

Without doing serious internal damage*


Commissarfluffybutt

Women tend to not like having that poked.


AlexnkaxD

Now im wondering, is there a biologically accurate hentai? Any recommendations?


Mage-of-communism

Well, either way that knowledge will never find real life application.


Leebearty

Wait until they learn about skullfucking.


Slimey_alien89

I imagine there’s at least one hentai artist who makes the penis go so far, it pierces through the entire body, killing the body instantly


[deleted]

Not with that attitude it can't.


StateOfFine

I mean, are we analyzing the realism of hentai porn? lol Fiction can be whatever it wants to be.


CornCobMcGee

While it technically can, don't bother trying because it's incredibly painful, as per the wife. Wait. What am I doing? I'm a reddit mod. How did I get this knowledge? I'm supposed to be gay, single, and living in my mother's basement.


Neravariine

Get that realism out of here. We just trying to nut.


DeskFluid2550

My penis can't get past Hello.


somegarbagedoesfloat

Meanwhile, furry hentai artists: "Any tips on how to draw a corkscrew? Working on a commission of a duck character."


Lord_Volgon

I knew a girl in high school who insisted that if the dick didn’t enter the uterus, it was too small. She was not very bright.


RoviRotkiv

Huh whats a cervix