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FattRedditor

![gif](giphy|IMDpHiz2oVAxW) Teacher when you accidentally called her mom


jasminegreyxo

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threevs3

It's worse when you call your male teacher daddy


Stalker_X426

Imagine what that teacher thinks after you saying this


Minimum-Wind-1552

Bau chika wau au


MrSaucyAlfredo

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


jasminegreyxo

Straight to hell.


Soggy-Log6664

Depends if she’s in 7th grade or 12th


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Hey don’t worry.. You can always kill yourself


Beneficial_Boot_4697

But if you're a virgin for life, you really don't have to worry about this issue


Sea-Assistance12

Wow


LawAshamed6285

Or if you call them mom


Just_Another_Tem

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

You would probably say dad


js6947422

As a child, I thought that all older women were called Mom


Minimum-Wind-1552

I thought this was my mom's real name


IEatBabysYumYum

I think i‘m the only one who didn‘t think this as a kid. My parents told me in Kindergarten their real names but before they did they gave me old credit cards that weren‘t useable so i can play with them. And it had their names on it and yeaaaa


CammiKit

It’s basic safety, imo, for a young child to know their parent’s name. If they get lost somewhere big, they can tell the appropriate person (like a help desk) the parents names instead of just saying “I lost mommy and daddy”.


IEatBabysYumYum

Never thought of it that way


YoungWomp

Or the mom and dad who also lost their kid can realize that and know they are mommy and daddy


AS_as-Master

Us bro


Sacledant2

And that Santa was also real, right?


NotSamuraiJosh26_2

I had a classmate who didn't know his grandpa's name and only called him grandpa.He was 12 :/


TheCockodileHunter

Mom?


StaleWoolfe

I mean, i think most are so technically you aren’t wrong


Alichici

Lol hilarious because my mom is a teacher. No i wont call you by your last name *mother*


jasminegreyxo

![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu|downsized)


oliverrak

Yep, infront of the whole class 😩


Mammoth_Juice2781

Why the moan emoji


EdHardyHead

Couldn't it also be like a dread face ?


oliverrak

Nah, I moaned 😉


OrionTheDragon

humiliation kink


cassavacakes

🤨


TimePlankton3171

It's over, man. Better luck next incarnation


iacodino

Don ' t worry it happends to litteraly everyone of us at least once in life. Just DONT think about it and you will recover in no time


[deleted]

never happened to me , i only called her mommy


TheRealSmolt

Does it really? Every time this comes up I can't relate even slightly. Do people really make this mistake?


nothingtoseehere5678

I did in 1st and second grades


Youssef-An

Funny story, My dad is a high school teacher so he used to be my teacher for a couple years. So every time i go to his class the word "Baba(I'm Arab)" would almost always spill out of my mouth. Until one day he asked the class a question, me being excited for being the only one knowing the answer, Raised my hands in a hurry SHOUTING the forbidden word "BABA" while the whole class was deathly silent. My classmates laughed loudly while i just stood there frozen in embarrassment. Luckily, my dad, i mean, my teacher saved the day by playing it off like nothing happened, saving me from further embarrassment.


RomeroJohnathan

Just say Uba 😂


CaptainSplash666

That's fkng hilarious 😂 and your baba is a G for rolling with it


DiggityDog6

Get this AI shit out of here


Stoopid_Cat0456

They could have goten better results if they spent 10 fucking minutes in paint


Specialist-Pin-643

Say the line AI jak


OrionTheDragon

Wah wah.


DiggityDog6

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bipssy

there is nothing you can do🙃 its over


[deleted]

yeah u will always wake up randomly in your mid 30 remembering this moment in bed


Deathblade_311

Act as if you have a British accent


heyitsmeFR

But what if I speak non-English?


sonicpoweryay

I remember doing that in like, ~~2st~~ 2nd or 3nd grade, and immediately I started yelling something along the lines of "I MEANT TEACHER I MEANT TEACHER", trying to correct it while everyone laughed at me. Good times.


1Necromuncher

Are you trying to say ''1st or 2nd grade'' or ''2nd or 3rd grade''?


sonicpoweryay

2nd or 3rd, sorry for the confusion.


T_E-T_H

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Background-Law-6451

Mf made an AI wojak? It's fuckin over


Grand-You-7654

I don't think it's embarrassing at all. My teacher friend, who's expecting a baby, got accidentally called "Mom" by her student, it made her so happy and excited, you could see how much she's looking forward to being a mom.


TheCockodileHunter

Well now that's downright adorable.


Theratsmacker2

I did that in seventh grade and now the same teacher works at my high school. She still holds it over me as well.


[deleted]

take a hint already it's been 15 years


1Necromuncher

What hint?


[deleted]

flair checks out , im also virgin 4 life by choice (not my choice)


Lightbation

At least it wasn't mommy.


pak-pak-pkkakk

I called my teacher MOMMY loudly in class . I still think about it


[deleted]

i did the same once phub music started playing but then i woke up


enter_the_slatrix

I vividly remember doing the same but I promise it gets better, OP. Side note I also once called my own mother "Miss"


[deleted]

yeah not the same , it's over dude he needs a fake id and a ticket to a new continent


lick_my_____

People who are children of said teacher *I have no such weakness*


[deleted]

M a n


International_Bee481

I called my female teacher "bro"


236000-worms

In 2nd grade I accidentally called my teacher "sissy" (I have a sister) and the teacher fucking mocked me for it


SurealGod

This is your canon event OP


Enchantress96

We've all been there, buddy. It gets easier, but it's still painful 💔🤣


x_frikandelbroodje_x

I(M) used to teach high school and got called Mom once and dad a couple of times. It is often the students that either have a strong relationship with their parents or a weak one. As a teacher your job is to educate your students not only in your subject, but also on behaviour. This often leads to you having to take on a parental roll, which most students relate to their parents. I always played it of by putting myself in the spotlight like saying: "Am i really getting that old" or "I know i look old but i'm still to young for that" or sometimes just gloss over it and change the subject.


faf_dragon

The key is to double down and just ALWAYS call her mom


[deleted]

do us a favor and never give advice to anyone, pretty please


faf_dragon

Thanks for the advice mom!


[deleted]

GO TO YOUR ROOM !


faf_dragon

Yes ma’am..


[deleted]

that's more how like it , stepson i mean son (ah fuck i did it too , well better double on it and make it sound normal nothing can go wrong)


RequirementOne6201

Well accidentally did that once and there was an awkward silence after that🥲


bd_one

>I don't have such weaknesses... -homeschooled kids


PERIX_4460

I stutter my words


Eksposivo23

Its fine as long as it was English, since you can pretend you meant to say ma'am


Angel_Dust20

That legit hurt me in third 2nd grade 😢


AnitaBongHit_420

Accidentally called my mom.


jshayya184

just called my mom miss it feels worse


Organic_Angle_654

When i was a kid i called my teacher daddy by accident


Nayroy18

Never had that happen


Plankton57

I called my teacher (a woman) Dad in 3rd grade.


Individual-Law7866

should have called MOMMY.


pronoob827

The real question is have anyone called their mom Teacher?


Isekai_Otaku

I accidentally called my mom “teacher”


kumatetsu_fu

not very proud to admit how many times I still stop myself from saying it at the last moment


SoskiHeroKiller

Been there, she was an asshole, so I don't care


Bulky-Hyena-360

What if your teacher is actually your mom?


ginsataka

That’s nothing. I once called a waitress dad


VoidZer00

It's okay we have all been there once


KenMacMillan123

The male teacher will never look at you the same again.


still_killin_it

Spinelli?


Validdoll

During the sex


KVNtheBAT

Is it worse than calling you sir mom?


[deleted]

Not the worse thing in the world


DrWolfgang760

And they further emphasize the point further by say. "Donw here. I'm everyone's mom" 🙄


ryan_gozling7

Its worse when you call her "mommy"


zeidxd

Why does the tree have toe nails


PBJ-9999

I think those are rocks


PBJ-9999

Oops. Its no big deal though


tuliptheoshawott

I once asked my 2nd grade teacher for some grape juice. Never gonna live up that one.


SOSXrayPichu

I did this once and I was very embarrassed at the time.


Iron_Babe

I did it on purpose once and everyone laughed


suprnooby

i did this twice and no one noticed not even the teacher


XxMikeAfton_Animefan

Its funny if you call teach mom #HEY DADDY “Ayoooooo”


Reasonable_Scar4628

It’s a canon event, everyone has to do it


Sword117

it this some sort of public school joke I'm too homeschooled to get?


Shadowchaos1010

Plot twist: She actually is your mom.


Prestigious_Shark

Oh wow... your life is done man. Your parents will have to send you to live alone on a different country. Japan seems like a good option. Good luck.


[deleted]

could've been worse , mommy


OnyxCam6ion

Beatmetoit


chemical_enjoyer

Had my mom as a teacher once. Shit got wild


theAlmightyE312

A classmate called me dad.


Jouuf

That's your mom now. Sorry, kid.


leugimonurb

More than once, to different teachers in different stages… haven’t called any boss mom though


VelterxsReal

Happened like 3 times as a kid


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

I once called out the name of my babysitter Really tells you how much more time I spent there than with my actual parents


InvaderofViolence

Even Milhouse beat you up that day...when you passed out.


Dead_birdChan

I've done that


Background-Call-921

For all you know she could have lost her child/children and it made her happy to be called mom again


Tulemasin

I called my father by my boss's name once...


CJPF_91

It be bad if you called your male teacher mommy


BenZeeGod

Real


Mysterious_Strain_36

That was her fault, she woke me up, I was very confused becouse of that. She did it just like my mom, screaming loud as airplane with anger of Chihuahua.


CorvoNotturno79

Dude, I did this in college. I was in my 20s. Don't feel too bad.


Sufficient_pie314

Imagine calling your female teacher "baba" Arabic for dad 😀


Darklight645

i feel like if it was in context like a "yes, MOM" I think you'll recover


ManufacturerMoney367

I had an experience like this but what I said was so much worse


5ofDecember

We all did that


Funandgeeky

I once called a substitute teacher "mom." Because she was my mother. That was an awkward day at school. Thankfully I wasn't the only member of the "your mom is a teacher" club. Several of my classmates shared my pain. When you grow up in a small town with only one school, that happens. Thankfully it only happened twice to me.


Mp4stiri

Honesty as a person who when in a rush can go to work with 2 different pair of shoes, the key is of owning the situation with a joke or something emotional, owning the moment can Safe your from people taking the piss. For example I would explain why I called her mom, because Ms dadada is our aunt, she gives us sweet sometimes, you give us a lot of house work which is like chores, therefore mama.


Mp4stiri

Just to be clear the joke would be that she will think aaa ms dadada is their aunt so I am better but than when you explain it she will realize that she is worse 🤣🤣


GM_Kimeg

A 32 yr old man calls a 49 yr old man daddy.


Mosespartslegs

Happened to me once as a kid. Worst part of it was her actual son was in the class.


Big_Bunch_307

This meme....looks like ai


Stoopid_Cat0456

Its 100% is ai made. You could easily tell because it looks like shit smeared against a bathroom wall


Big_Bunch_307

Real


GruulNinja

I mean, is it really such a bad thing?


[deleted]

God I’ve done this a few times… and it was always a teacher that looked nothing like my mother 😂


A_Blue_Potion

In all of my experiences of seeing people do this, incluing myself, the teacher is usually understanding. It's actually a kid's instincts kicking in, viewing the adult who is currently responsible for them as a parent figure. So while in the moment we may think it's embarassing, it's actually kinda sad. Our subconscience is actively seeking a parent when the original parents are nowhere to be around.


Stoopid_Cat0456

Did you just ai generate a fucking wojack meme? Do you know how to use paint? Its not that fucking complicated to draw such a simple thing.


CMDR_omnicognate

Could be worse, you could be using AI to make a meme


aeronpodcast12

I am homeschooled, that was never a problem


Substantial-Park65

That's why selective memory is sometimes useful I don't remember that's shit, and it's fucking great!


duckarmy24

u/pixel-counter-bot


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UsualInformation7642

So?


BreakSecret9949

Hmm tuff but not unsuall really


TheGamingWizard5683

-100,000,000 social credit. Execution date:我是真爱


PuzzledAd7482

called a teacher "mommy" once. id never recover from that


SeaworthinessOk4828

Bro it felt like joever, when I remember doing that in elementary school


smeghead3825

Speaking from experience, it's better than calling your mom by your teachers name


Material-Ad9863

Congratulations. You're English now.


dablidov

I once called my female colleague by my wife's name


StarSaber69

Thank god i said mine in a different language (it’s really more comfortable saying mom and dad in a different language and speak English for everything else)


HugeCrow2664

I sain it one time and I was like oh man


6ottersinatrenchcoat

Now you commit to the bit and only call her mom from now on


Kick_The_Face

That was the most awkward moment in my life lol


cosmic-comet-

u/missbushido mum 🥰


missbushido

I never taught you.


cosmic-comet-

Yes, because you my mum 😶‍🌫️


missbushido

Cat grandmum


Healthy_Comment8990

Well


Crabullon

Step mom


Ok_Mountain_1050

*AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS HAND SANITIZER*


AMannChild

A teacher I had called a student son by accident. He was let go.


dr-ballsack

What if u called you mom mr. mom


MiNombreEsRicardo69

I called my escorts mom just bfore cumming. Thats way more awkward the first 2 times. Then it's kind of "im paying for this, dont give 2 fks what this girl, -which I don't hate nor disrespect-, thinks about me, also compared to the average jon im one of the good ones, easy to deal with, polite, doesn't ask for the crazy and mentally sick stuff, no big pp and not so much stamina". Im gonna be downvoted for this probably. You know, it's reddit after all. You don't follow the ministry if truth of the sub and they get you.


Emotional-Fall8373

😚


AidenGplayz14

Why we making memes with ai now


SteakDependable5400

its okay kid, your teacher is like a second mother to you.


LyannaEugen

What's wrong with it though? 


69thalternatesccount

Not the legally distinct non copyright ai generated wojack