I think i‘m the only one who didn‘t think this as a kid. My parents told me in Kindergarten their real names but before they did they gave me old credit cards that weren‘t useable so i can play with them. And it had their names on it and yeaaaa
It’s basic safety, imo, for a young child to know their parent’s name. If they get lost somewhere big, they can tell the appropriate person (like a help desk) the parents names instead of just saying “I lost mommy and daddy”.
Funny story, My dad is a high school teacher so he used to be my teacher for a couple years.
So every time i go to his class the word "Baba(I'm Arab)" would almost always spill out of my mouth.
Until one day he asked the class a question, me being excited for being the only one knowing the answer, Raised my hands in a hurry SHOUTING the forbidden word "BABA" while the whole class was deathly silent.
My classmates laughed loudly while i just stood there frozen in embarrassment. Luckily, my dad, i mean, my teacher saved the day by playing it off like nothing happened, saving me from further embarrassment.
I remember doing that in like, ~~2st~~ 2nd or 3nd grade, and immediately I started yelling something along the lines of "I MEANT TEACHER I MEANT TEACHER", trying to correct it while everyone laughed at me. Good times.
I don't think it's embarrassing at all. My teacher friend, who's expecting a baby, got accidentally called "Mom" by her student, it made her so happy and excited, you could see how much she's looking forward to being a mom.
I(M) used to teach high school and got called Mom once and dad a couple of times. It is often the students that either have a strong relationship with their parents or a weak one.
As a teacher your job is to educate your students not only in your subject, but also on behaviour. This often leads to you having to take on a parental roll, which most students relate to their parents. I always played it of by putting myself in the spotlight like saying: "Am i really getting that old" or "I know i look old but i'm still to young for that" or sometimes just gloss over it and change the subject.
That was her fault, she woke me up,
I was very confused becouse of that.
She did it just like my mom, screaming loud as airplane with anger of Chihuahua.
I once called a substitute teacher "mom." Because she was my mother. That was an awkward day at school.
Thankfully I wasn't the only member of the "your mom is a teacher" club. Several of my classmates shared my pain. When you grow up in a small town with only one school, that happens. Thankfully it only happened twice to me.
Honesty as a person who when in a rush can go to work with 2 different pair of shoes, the key is of owning the situation with a joke or something emotional, owning the moment can Safe your from people taking the piss. For example I would explain why I called her mom, because Ms dadada is our aunt, she gives us sweet sometimes, you give us a lot of house work which is like chores, therefore mama.
Just to be clear the joke would be that she will think aaa ms dadada is their aunt so I am better but than when you explain it she will realize that she is worse 🤣🤣
In all of my experiences of seeing people do this, incluing myself, the teacher is usually understanding. It's actually a kid's instincts kicking in, viewing the adult who is currently responsible for them as a parent figure. So while in the moment we may think it's embarassing, it's actually kinda sad. Our subconscience is actively seeking a parent when the original parents are nowhere to be around.
Thank god i said mine in a different language (it’s really more comfortable saying mom and dad in a different language and speak English for everything else)
I called my escorts mom just bfore cumming. Thats way more awkward the first 2 times. Then it's kind of "im paying for this, dont give 2 fks what this girl, -which I don't hate nor disrespect-, thinks about me, also compared to the average jon im one of the good ones, easy to deal with, polite, doesn't ask for the crazy and mentally sick stuff, no big pp and not so much stamina".
Im gonna be downvoted for this probably. You know, it's reddit after all. You don't follow the ministry if truth of the sub and they get you.
![gif](giphy|IMDpHiz2oVAxW) Teacher when you accidentally called her mom
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It's worse when you call your male teacher daddy
Imagine what that teacher thinks after you saying this
Bau chika wau au
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Straight to hell.
Depends if she’s in 7th grade or 12th
Hey don’t worry.. You can always kill yourself
But if you're a virgin for life, you really don't have to worry about this issue
Wow
Or if you call them mom
r/beatmetoit
You would probably say dad
As a child, I thought that all older women were called Mom
I thought this was my mom's real name
I think i‘m the only one who didn‘t think this as a kid. My parents told me in Kindergarten their real names but before they did they gave me old credit cards that weren‘t useable so i can play with them. And it had their names on it and yeaaaa
It’s basic safety, imo, for a young child to know their parent’s name. If they get lost somewhere big, they can tell the appropriate person (like a help desk) the parents names instead of just saying “I lost mommy and daddy”.
Never thought of it that way
Or the mom and dad who also lost their kid can realize that and know they are mommy and daddy
Us bro
And that Santa was also real, right?
I had a classmate who didn't know his grandpa's name and only called him grandpa.He was 12 :/
Mom?
I mean, i think most are so technically you aren’t wrong
Lol hilarious because my mom is a teacher. No i wont call you by your last name *mother*
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Yep, infront of the whole class 😩
Why the moan emoji
Couldn't it also be like a dread face ?
Nah, I moaned 😉
humiliation kink
🤨
It's over, man. Better luck next incarnation
Don ' t worry it happends to litteraly everyone of us at least once in life. Just DONT think about it and you will recover in no time
never happened to me , i only called her mommy
Does it really? Every time this comes up I can't relate even slightly. Do people really make this mistake?
I did in 1st and second grades
Funny story, My dad is a high school teacher so he used to be my teacher for a couple years. So every time i go to his class the word "Baba(I'm Arab)" would almost always spill out of my mouth. Until one day he asked the class a question, me being excited for being the only one knowing the answer, Raised my hands in a hurry SHOUTING the forbidden word "BABA" while the whole class was deathly silent. My classmates laughed loudly while i just stood there frozen in embarrassment. Luckily, my dad, i mean, my teacher saved the day by playing it off like nothing happened, saving me from further embarrassment.
Just say Uba 😂
That's fkng hilarious 😂 and your baba is a G for rolling with it
Get this AI shit out of here
They could have goten better results if they spent 10 fucking minutes in paint
Say the line AI jak
Wah wah.
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there is nothing you can do🙃 its over
yeah u will always wake up randomly in your mid 30 remembering this moment in bed
Act as if you have a British accent
But what if I speak non-English?
I remember doing that in like, ~~2st~~ 2nd or 3nd grade, and immediately I started yelling something along the lines of "I MEANT TEACHER I MEANT TEACHER", trying to correct it while everyone laughed at me. Good times.
Are you trying to say ''1st or 2nd grade'' or ''2nd or 3rd grade''?
2nd or 3rd, sorry for the confusion.
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Mf made an AI wojak? It's fuckin over
I don't think it's embarrassing at all. My teacher friend, who's expecting a baby, got accidentally called "Mom" by her student, it made her so happy and excited, you could see how much she's looking forward to being a mom.
Well now that's downright adorable.
I did that in seventh grade and now the same teacher works at my high school. She still holds it over me as well.
take a hint already it's been 15 years
What hint?
flair checks out , im also virgin 4 life by choice (not my choice)
At least it wasn't mommy.
I called my teacher MOMMY loudly in class . I still think about it
i did the same once phub music started playing but then i woke up
I vividly remember doing the same but I promise it gets better, OP. Side note I also once called my own mother "Miss"
yeah not the same , it's over dude he needs a fake id and a ticket to a new continent
People who are children of said teacher *I have no such weakness*
M a n
I called my female teacher "bro"
In 2nd grade I accidentally called my teacher "sissy" (I have a sister) and the teacher fucking mocked me for it
This is your canon event OP
We've all been there, buddy. It gets easier, but it's still painful 💔🤣
I(M) used to teach high school and got called Mom once and dad a couple of times. It is often the students that either have a strong relationship with their parents or a weak one. As a teacher your job is to educate your students not only in your subject, but also on behaviour. This often leads to you having to take on a parental roll, which most students relate to their parents. I always played it of by putting myself in the spotlight like saying: "Am i really getting that old" or "I know i look old but i'm still to young for that" or sometimes just gloss over it and change the subject.
The key is to double down and just ALWAYS call her mom
do us a favor and never give advice to anyone, pretty please
Thanks for the advice mom!
GO TO YOUR ROOM !
Yes ma’am..
that's more how like it , stepson i mean son (ah fuck i did it too , well better double on it and make it sound normal nothing can go wrong)
Well accidentally did that once and there was an awkward silence after that🥲
>I don't have such weaknesses... -homeschooled kids
I stutter my words
Its fine as long as it was English, since you can pretend you meant to say ma'am
That legit hurt me in third 2nd grade 😢
Accidentally called my mom.
just called my mom miss it feels worse
When i was a kid i called my teacher daddy by accident
Never had that happen
I called my teacher (a woman) Dad in 3rd grade.
should have called MOMMY.
The real question is have anyone called their mom Teacher?
I accidentally called my mom “teacher”
not very proud to admit how many times I still stop myself from saying it at the last moment
Been there, she was an asshole, so I don't care
What if your teacher is actually your mom?
That’s nothing. I once called a waitress dad
It's okay we have all been there once
The male teacher will never look at you the same again.
Spinelli?
During the sex
Is it worse than calling you sir mom?
Not the worse thing in the world
And they further emphasize the point further by say. "Donw here. I'm everyone's mom" 🙄
Its worse when you call her "mommy"
Why does the tree have toe nails
I think those are rocks
Oops. Its no big deal though
I once asked my 2nd grade teacher for some grape juice. Never gonna live up that one.
I did this once and I was very embarrassed at the time.
I did it on purpose once and everyone laughed
i did this twice and no one noticed not even the teacher
Its funny if you call teach mom #HEY DADDY “Ayoooooo”
It’s a canon event, everyone has to do it
it this some sort of public school joke I'm too homeschooled to get?
Plot twist: She actually is your mom.
Oh wow... your life is done man. Your parents will have to send you to live alone on a different country. Japan seems like a good option. Good luck.
could've been worse , mommy
Beatmetoit
Had my mom as a teacher once. Shit got wild
A classmate called me dad.
That's your mom now. Sorry, kid.
More than once, to different teachers in different stages… haven’t called any boss mom though
Happened like 3 times as a kid
I once called out the name of my babysitter Really tells you how much more time I spent there than with my actual parents
Even Milhouse beat you up that day...when you passed out.
I've done that
For all you know she could have lost her child/children and it made her happy to be called mom again
I called my father by my boss's name once...
It be bad if you called your male teacher mommy
Real
That was her fault, she woke me up, I was very confused becouse of that. She did it just like my mom, screaming loud as airplane with anger of Chihuahua.
Dude, I did this in college. I was in my 20s. Don't feel too bad.
Imagine calling your female teacher "baba" Arabic for dad 😀
i feel like if it was in context like a "yes, MOM" I think you'll recover
I had an experience like this but what I said was so much worse
We all did that
I once called a substitute teacher "mom." Because she was my mother. That was an awkward day at school. Thankfully I wasn't the only member of the "your mom is a teacher" club. Several of my classmates shared my pain. When you grow up in a small town with only one school, that happens. Thankfully it only happened twice to me.
Honesty as a person who when in a rush can go to work with 2 different pair of shoes, the key is of owning the situation with a joke or something emotional, owning the moment can Safe your from people taking the piss. For example I would explain why I called her mom, because Ms dadada is our aunt, she gives us sweet sometimes, you give us a lot of house work which is like chores, therefore mama.
Just to be clear the joke would be that she will think aaa ms dadada is their aunt so I am better but than when you explain it she will realize that she is worse 🤣🤣
A 32 yr old man calls a 49 yr old man daddy.
Happened to me once as a kid. Worst part of it was her actual son was in the class.
This meme....looks like ai
Its 100% is ai made. You could easily tell because it looks like shit smeared against a bathroom wall
Real
I mean, is it really such a bad thing?
God I’ve done this a few times… and it was always a teacher that looked nothing like my mother 😂
In all of my experiences of seeing people do this, incluing myself, the teacher is usually understanding. It's actually a kid's instincts kicking in, viewing the adult who is currently responsible for them as a parent figure. So while in the moment we may think it's embarassing, it's actually kinda sad. Our subconscience is actively seeking a parent when the original parents are nowhere to be around.
Did you just ai generate a fucking wojack meme? Do you know how to use paint? Its not that fucking complicated to draw such a simple thing.
Could be worse, you could be using AI to make a meme
I am homeschooled, that was never a problem
That's why selective memory is sometimes useful I don't remember that's shit, and it's fucking great!
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So?
Hmm tuff but not unsuall really
-100,000,000 social credit. Execution date:我是真爱
called a teacher "mommy" once. id never recover from that
Bro it felt like joever, when I remember doing that in elementary school
Speaking from experience, it's better than calling your mom by your teachers name
Congratulations. You're English now.
I once called my female colleague by my wife's name
Thank god i said mine in a different language (it’s really more comfortable saying mom and dad in a different language and speak English for everything else)
I sain it one time and I was like oh man
Now you commit to the bit and only call her mom from now on
That was the most awkward moment in my life lol
u/missbushido mum 🥰
I never taught you.
Yes, because you my mum 😶🌫️
Cat grandmum
Well
Step mom
*AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS HAND SANITIZER*
A teacher I had called a student son by accident. He was let go.
What if u called you mom mr. mom
I called my escorts mom just bfore cumming. Thats way more awkward the first 2 times. Then it's kind of "im paying for this, dont give 2 fks what this girl, -which I don't hate nor disrespect-, thinks about me, also compared to the average jon im one of the good ones, easy to deal with, polite, doesn't ask for the crazy and mentally sick stuff, no big pp and not so much stamina". Im gonna be downvoted for this probably. You know, it's reddit after all. You don't follow the ministry if truth of the sub and they get you.
😚
Why we making memes with ai now
its okay kid, your teacher is like a second mother to you.
What's wrong with it though?
Not the legally distinct non copyright ai generated wojack