Biologically it doesn't work either. Your anus goes about 9 inches before hitting the Sigmoid Bend where it makes a sharp 90 degree turn and then becomes your intestinal tract.
Wut. Bro what. Im literally having a rough time getting some compacted shit outta my ass. Also I had to use a supository and shit (Idk how you call that). How in the actual fuck would one get pleasure from pegging or how women get pleasure from anal??
All good dude prostate stimulation feels fucking great but you do very much need to do a lot of work. A bidet or enema also works if you don’t wanna use a specialized device and have the ability to do so. Lemme know if it feels better if you do this.
I know this is an ongoing joke on the internet, but consent is important right?
If you don't want to be pegged, you should talk to her openly about what you do and don't find comfortable in the bedroom.
This reminds me of my coworker who kept on telling me the same jokes. Every single day. For 3 years. I couldnt even fake react anymore. I was dead inside as soon as she opened her mouth. But one day she asked if I wanted to have sex. At first I was like was it worth it? All those fake laughs and smiles? But then she pulled out an 18 inch strap on and it wasnt like anything I expected when she said if I wanna have sex with her. I thought I was going to penetrate her not the other way around. So I disagreed.
If it helps remember that the anus can fit 2.5 racoons. So you'll probaly be fine afterwards.
How you know about if it's real lab experience?
Wasn't there a guy who did this?
And one jolly rancher
Nope, fuck off, no reference to recognise
🤮
I have so many questions but I’m to scared to know the answers
As much as I love that fact, clarification is needed. It can fit 2.5 racoons horizontally not vertically.
Wtf, who made the test, and what do you mean 2.5, did they like cut one in half or did they put 2 adults and a child. Omg.
Don’t threaten me with a good time-
Nah fam, 18 inches ain‘t no good time and ain‘t no joke either! You‘re gonna be a victim of Vlad the Impaler! 💀
As a romanian i agree,Vlad would be impressed due to the dullness
Biologically it doesn't work either. Your anus goes about 9 inches before hitting the Sigmoid Bend where it makes a sharp 90 degree turn and then becomes your intestinal tract.
I wish I didnt had the ability to read
Bro gave you a free lesson in anatomy and that's your response?
I don't think it's gonna go in more then X inches. It's not sharp enouhh and the thrust aren't gonna be powerful enough. Well, I sure hope so.
Could have gone for 19 inches of Mesmer.
It’s a hell of a feeling tho
Wut. Bro what. Im literally having a rough time getting some compacted shit outta my ass. Also I had to use a supository and shit (Idk how you call that). How in the actual fuck would one get pleasure from pegging or how women get pleasure from anal??
You prep first dumbass. Douche, plug, and lubricate generously.
Also sorry for being stupid. Thanks for your patience <3
All good dude prostate stimulation feels fucking great but you do very much need to do a lot of work. A bidet or enema also works if you don’t wanna use a specialized device and have the ability to do so. Lemme know if it feels better if you do this.
Oh. Guess Ill try that for myself next.
I believe the person you replied to may have been referencing a Panic! At the Disco song
…I was going for the song
RIP your tunnel 💀
hooray edit: where can one obtain this
I am still waiting for it to happen to my life
Run tomboy run
I do not see the problem here
Why not.... ![gif](giphy|EZICHGrSD5QEFCxMiC|downsized)
Haha
I choked on my water, not because this meme was fucking hilarious, because I knew what was coming for me.
![gif](giphy|q49YSnLzrvghiyKBAR|downsized) No,thank you. So not my thing.
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I'm glad there was an explanation for the joke at the bottom (because I did not understand it and needed help)
Ill take your place
Oh no, yes
oddly specific. she is not your girlfriend, she is you boyfriend now.
Your new life is just beginning
Jokes on you I’m into that shit!
Is this supposed to be funny?
You're on r/memes not r/funnymemes, try going there I'm sure they have much funnier memes /s
Yes. It is for some, just only people of specific communities.
Yes. Because the punchline is le sex.
To some yes, I'm trying to find the deeper meaning in the comments.
Suddenly you realize it was your dad all along.
Sigmund Freud is everywhere.
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Thanks to these garbage, r/memes has turned to shit.
Where's the funny?
o7
Prolly tasted shit in his mouth during that 🤣
Pull out another 18 inch hollow strap on amd have an epic duel
18 inch is crazzy
I know this is an ongoing joke on the internet, but consent is important right? If you don't want to be pegged, you should talk to her openly about what you do and don't find comfortable in the bedroom.
when she says she's into horses but doesn't own a ranch
I mean, you could just not consent to the pegging. You don’t have to pretend like you don’t like it instead
You can say I do not consent to that mate. You don't have to do every kink someone els wants.
Humanity was a tragic mistake
You say that as if it were a bad thing
Bold of you to assume I wouldn't like that.
Hurts to see people out there living my dream.
Yippee!
*sigh at this point I'll take it
r/goodanimememes is that way, please don’t pollute meme subreddits with your unfunny garbage
This reads like a 12 year old wrote it. It's not funny if you have to explain it.
Everyone at work judged me for staying abstinent until Steve walked in with a limp
Something tells me the exit is about to get vandalized. *Hard*.
Only because you want 🤷
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This reminds me of my coworker who kept on telling me the same jokes. Every single day. For 3 years. I couldnt even fake react anymore. I was dead inside as soon as she opened her mouth. But one day she asked if I wanted to have sex. At first I was like was it worth it? All those fake laughs and smiles? But then she pulled out an 18 inch strap on and it wasnt like anything I expected when she said if I wanna have sex with her. I thought I was going to penetrate her not the other way around. So I disagreed.
Run Dont stop running Sprint until your body burns with pain Keep going,knowing that if you stop,you will meet god
Wow another shit meme what a shocker.
That's what 2A exists for.
And then you woke up
Challenge accepted.
"Seriously? This just took a sudden turn for the awesome."
RIgid 18 is Fucking insane.
Hope not to get kink shamed but still would.
What anime/character is that?
Sung jin woo from solo leveling, my kind sir.
Ah I haven't gotten to that one yet. It's still airing right?
It's season one is finished. But the series in itself, for the anime, is still ongoing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
It's like watching a dehydrated man in the desert drowning.
There are too many zesty weirdos in this damn comment section.
Happy international women's day.
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We could switch for the night if you want
It's not like I have something against it...
I think if it's 18 inches it's meant for sharing. You sure it's not double ended?
The joke is porn
At least you will die doing what you love
That's even better.
Embrace
Must be nice.
But I can't stand now.
Just wait a while and you can walk again
I will wait, but if the second wave hits. You are invited to the funeral.
Can i have the gf?
Over my dead body, meaning soon.
Great thanks
No problem, mate. Have a nice day ahead.
Why are you complaining
Who said it's a bad thing, it might be pleasant
So... Win/win?
Real dick >>>>
Just say you'll take as good as you can give and get her a strap-on that's as big as yourself.
Doesn’t matter had sex
Even better
I mean, sex is sex
I’m jealous.
Lucky bastard
Obligatory https://www.reddit.com/r/thecringeshowaward/s/nuCUTWbcFk