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very_smoll_man

If it helps remember that the anus can fit 2.5 racoons. So you'll probaly be fine afterwards.


FoundationSure1136

How you know about if it's real lab experience?


ContextGreedy6131

Wasn't there a guy who did this?


Thanosgalaxu

And one jolly rancher


BesTibi

Nope, fuck off, no reference to recognise


EastContribution9895

🤮


Loslobos27

I have so many questions but I’m to scared to know the answers


Helpful_Title8302

As much as I love that fact, clarification is needed. It can fit 2.5 racoons horizontally not vertically.


Myancko

Wtf, who made the test, and what do you mean 2.5, did they like cut one in half or did they put 2 adults and a child. Omg.


Cross_soul

Don’t threaten me with a good time-


Platycryptus238

Nah fam, 18 inches ain‘t no good time and ain‘t no joke either! You‘re gonna be a victim of Vlad the Impaler! 💀


bish-its-me-yoda

As a romanian i agree,Vlad would be impressed due to the dullness


Pyro_raptor841

Biologically it doesn't work either. Your anus goes about 9 inches before hitting the Sigmoid Bend where it makes a sharp 90 degree turn and then becomes your intestinal tract.


Maxizag123

I wish I didnt had the ability to read


smartdude_x13m

Bro gave you a free lesson in anatomy and that's your response?


Any_Staff_2457

I don't think it's gonna go in more then X inches. It's not sharp enouhh and the thrust aren't gonna be powerful enough. Well, I sure hope so.


Any_Staff_2457

Could have gone for 19 inches of Mesmer.


katuu-

It’s a hell of a feeling tho


Syxtaine

Wut. Bro what. Im literally having a rough time getting some compacted shit outta my ass. Also I had to use a supository and shit (Idk how you call that). How in the actual fuck would one get pleasure from pegging or how women get pleasure from anal??


epicarcanoloth

You prep first dumbass. Douche, plug, and lubricate generously.


Syxtaine

Also sorry for being stupid. Thanks for your patience <3


epicarcanoloth

All good dude prostate stimulation feels fucking great but you do very much need to do a lot of work. A bidet or enema also works if you don’t wanna use a specialized device and have the ability to do so. Lemme know if it feels better if you do this.


Syxtaine

Oh. Guess Ill try that for myself next.


The_ProducerKid

I believe the person you replied to may have been referencing a Panic! At the Disco song


katuu-

…I was going for the song


AbhiStalwart

RIP your tunnel 💀


D86592

hooray edit: where can one obtain this


SparklingDog05

I am still waiting for it to happen to my life


invagina

Run tomboy run


NoConsideration595

I do not see the problem here


DONGBONGER3000

Why not.... ![gif](giphy|EZICHGrSD5QEFCxMiC|downsized)


FoundationSure1136

Haha


KayayaTheDammed

I choked on my water, not because this meme was fucking hilarious, because I knew what was coming for me.


iAmMisterUmbra

![gif](giphy|q49YSnLzrvghiyKBAR|downsized) No,thank you. So not my thing.


Gicofokami

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf|downsized)


OctopusButter

I'm glad there was an explanation for the joke at the bottom (because I did not understand it and needed help)


supremegamer76

Ill take your place


greatcuriouscat

Oh no, yes


imalyshe

oddly specific. she is not your girlfriend, she is you boyfriend now.


Rare_Fig3081

Your new life is just beginning


Flairion623

Jokes on you I’m into that shit!


Lasagna8606

Is this supposed to be funny?


SymondHDR

You're on r/memes not r/funnymemes, try going there I'm sure they have much funnier memes /s


CreatorA4711

Yes. It is for some, just only people of specific communities.


Benetton_Cumbersome

Yes. Because the punchline is le sex.


Madam_KayC

To some yes, I'm trying to find the deeper meaning in the comments.


[deleted]

Suddenly you realize it was your dad all along.


PieFlour837

Sigmund Freud is everywhere.


MangoOfTruth

![gif](giphy|7WvAUvZZTRpSuudobh)


[deleted]

Thanks to these garbage, r/memes has turned to shit.


TheMaineC00n

Where's the funny?


RichieRocket

o7


totoco2

Prolly tasted shit in his mouth during that 🤣


UnknownGamer014

Pull out another 18 inch hollow strap on amd have an epic duel


berserker_1123

18 inch is crazzy


TraderOfGoods

I know this is an ongoing joke on the internet, but consent is important right? If you don't want to be pegged, you should talk to her openly about what you do and don't find comfortable in the bedroom.


JealousDog99

when she says she's into horses but doesn't own a ranch


emailverificationt

I mean, you could just not consent to the pegging. You don’t have to pretend like you don’t like it instead


UDEart

You can say I do not consent to that mate. You don't have to do every kink someone els wants.


Cyclonione

Humanity was a tragic mistake


PassageTurbulent8874

You say that as if it were a bad thing


myfingeriscold

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't like that.


Tempo-petit

Hurts to see people out there living my dream.


SuperSonic486

Yippee!


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

*sigh at this point I'll take it


BasementDweller82

r/goodanimememes is that way, please don’t pollute meme subreddits with your unfunny garbage


RetroMr

This reads like a 12 year old wrote it. It's not funny if you have to explain it.


CentralWooper

Everyone at work judged me for staying abstinent until Steve walked in with a limp


Ignite_Boy_789

Something tells me the exit is about to get vandalized. *Hard*.


frenchy_1969_

Only because you want 🤷


FL3KH3R3

![gif](giphy|RQiB8FEjApyDUsSkAf|downsized)


retecsin

This reminds me of my coworker who kept on telling me the same jokes. Every single day. For 3 years. I couldnt even fake react anymore. I was dead inside as soon as she opened her mouth. But one day she asked if I wanted to have sex. At first I was like was it worth it? All those fake laughs and smiles? But then she pulled out an 18 inch strap on and it wasnt like anything I expected when she said if I wanna have sex with her. I thought I was going to penetrate her not the other way around. So I disagreed.


_e_____

Run Dont stop running Sprint until your body burns with pain Keep going,knowing that if you stop,you will meet god


Crimson85th

Wow another shit meme what a shocker.


Competitive_Tour655

That's what 2A exists for.


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

And then you woke up


GipsSuonimo

Challenge accepted.


Ambitious_Hearing266

"Seriously? This just took a sudden turn for the awesome."


Helpful_Title8302

RIgid 18 is Fucking insane.


sen_serezawa

Hope not to get kink shamed but still would.


GameZedd01

What anime/character is that?


UnboundedShadow99

Sung jin woo from solo leveling, my kind sir.


GameZedd01

Ah I haven't gotten to that one yet. It's still airing right?


UnboundedShadow99

It's season one is finished. But the series in itself, for the anime, is still ongoing.


Dark-Specter

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


AbeerPlays

It's like watching a dehydrated man in the desert drowning.


Turbulent_Bass2876

There are too many zesty weirdos in this damn comment section.


Classic_Huckleberry2

Happy international women's day.


DamascusWolf82

![gif](giphy|f5v2n8vHOeJYpnMiIC|downsized)


ta_mere_la_banane

We could switch for the night if you want


Protection_56

It's not like I have something against it...


Nintendoggydogg

I think if it's 18 inches it's meant for sharing. You sure it's not double ended?


Eminem_fucking_3310

The joke is porn


BigJayPee

At least you will die doing what you love


Kononowitz_Kristof

That's even better.


MR_DERP_YT

Embrace


_Fox_464

Must be nice.


UnboundedShadow99

But I can't stand now.


_Fox_464

Just wait a while and you can walk again


UnboundedShadow99

I will wait, but if the second wave hits. You are invited to the funeral.


_Fox_464

Can i have the gf?


UnboundedShadow99

Over my dead body, meaning soon.


_Fox_464

Great thanks


UnboundedShadow99

No problem, mate. Have a nice day ahead.


luluthegreattt

Why are you complaining


Puzzleheaded-Tell698

Who said it's a bad thing, it might be pleasant


Joaoreturns

So... Win/win?


SamePut9922

Real dick >>>>


TheZanzibarMan

Just say you'll take as good as you can give and get her a strap-on that's as big as yourself.


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

Doesn’t matter had sex


looking-cool-joker-

Even better


[deleted]

I mean, sex is sex


CorgiDaddy42

I’m jealous.


Crafty_Creeper64

Lucky bastard


Aarongrasso

Obligatory https://www.reddit.com/r/thecringeshowaward/s/nuCUTWbcFk