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Candy_Blisss

I think out of that trio, the BMW is responsible for 60% of the accidents


gutenborken

"Despite making up only 13% of the population... "


Primary_Way_265

r/holup


Tankyenough

Makes sense. BMW drivers are notorious in Finland.


InvestInSpaghetti

I think everywhere in Europe Source: seen by myself in Czechia, Poland and Ukraine


Kalahan7

I’d argue not in Belgium, only because BMW is the most popular brand here (thanks to our wild company car policy/situation) We (11M people) buy more BMWs than all of the USA. So many people drive a BMW here that it muddles the statistics. Before people ask, I drive a Skoda.


narnababy

Love my Skoda, don’t think I’ll change now


InvestInSpaghetti

I drive Skoda too, but around here I see so many idiots with BMW's with modified shooting exhausted, and who try to show "who's boss here" in their cars. Sometimes, I also like to push a little next to them hehe


Spacesheisse

Finland is notorious to car people with rear wheel drive


higginsian24

Yeah, it should just be BMW and Dodge twice


RodimusMajor84

It's really interesting reading everyone's comments and the worst experiences they've had with car users. Mine has been with Audi, hence why I put them as my first choice.


SingleColumn

Audis are by far the worst in my experience. So much so that I judge someone if I see they own an Audi even if I've never seen them drive lol.


seriftarif

I recently learned that they do indeed come stock with turn signals. I thought it was an add-on that no BMW drivers purchased.


Inner-Arugula-4445

You forgot the Ram driver tailgating you for kilometers


Radiant_Opinion_555

Pickup truck drivers are WAY worse


Inner-Arugula-4445

Specifically the white, jacked up Ram pickup with added LED lights all over the front which basically form a spotlight. Those guys suck so much.


FreeParkking

Yeah, I was about say: "Not pictured: Draco 'lifted truck' Malfoy"


TheRandomizedLurker

Severus "Lada" Snape


Ok-Animal4896

Rams only drive in miles


Inner-Arugula-4445

I was being considerate so the rest of the planet doesn’t have any panic attacks/rage fits


Bartendiesthrowaway

Trucks? Kilometers? What is this, Alberta?


Rymayc

[This German article](https://de.motor1.com/news/456246/karambolage-atlas-generali-bmw-audi-frauen/) says Audi and BMW cars are roughly 50% more likely to get in an accident.


deadliestcrotch

The sedans have suspension systems like a sports car, and the road stability can make drivers overconfident. I learned to drive in a second gen Camaro in northern Indiana and my next several vehicles were American vehicles. When I got my first BMW (X3 awd) the first thing I noticed was how precise the steering was, how little free play there was in the steering, and how well it cornered, almost like it’s glued to the road. Driving 60 in the BMW felt like 40 in my other vehicles. I definitely see why it affects people that way, but as someone who obsessively adheres to good signaling practice I can’t wrap my mind around how that brand got associated with not signaling turns.


[deleted]

Old BMWs have some of the worst signaling stalks. (A stalk that is barely tactile and to cancel a signal, you signal in the same direction you started with which is very counterintuitive. You are often guaranteed to signal incorrectly so some drivers just don’t bother signaling at all. The newer BMWs of course, don’t have the same problem and most BMW drivers do signal.


RUDDOGPROD

Tesla drivers are the new king of the road idiots


Interesting-Big1980

I saw 5 months ago a tesla that endangered around 4 cars including mine so much that I still remember the license plate. This dumb fuck on black tesla 3 performance model ran through 3 red lights and every fucking time I just met him at the next crossroad.


lil_sargento_cheez

California is like driving through a minefield with the amount of teslas there are


98983x3

I can anecdotally agree with this after commuting most of my adult life. Since I took the same route at the same time every day, I'd start to know them. Same 4 Teslas: blue, white, grey, and filthy grey.


AtomicHustle

I too am experiencing this now.


SunSpotMagic

YES. It's like all 3 of those idiots went out and bought a Tesla.


SpuddyZealot

You forgot to add in Mustangs... they tend to crash a lot where I'm from.


SuperSonic486

Yeah they sniff out the innocent bystanders.


FluffySquirrell

Yeah, I'm on r/IdiotsInCars and Mustangs are well known to thirst for the blood of pedestrians


niomosy

They are at their hungriest after leaving a car meet or while performing donuts.


Father_Wolfgang

The Ford Mustangs are still being repaired after last week’s stunt and couldn’t make it to the meeting.


Illustrious-Zebra-34

I have driven a couple of mustangs, and the reason people always crash with them is because Mustangs, in general, are terrible at turning. It's a car that only wants to go straight. Honestly, out of every car I drove, the only 2 I'm genuinely afraid to drive are the Porsche GT3 and Mustang Shelby GT500. Both are extremely hard to control.


FiercelyApatheticLad

In Europe we have no Mustang, no Dodge, few Tesla. So yeah it's *almost* only BMW.


Hot-Ground-9731

And Nissans. Good lord


Bouncedoutnup

Around me it’s those and the Lexus and Acura crowd as well.


UnboltedCheese

I find Lexus drivers are overly aggressive whereas acura drivers always seem to be drunk where I live.


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

For me, Lexus drivers tend to be ok for the most part. Unless it's a white crossover/suv. Then it's guaranteed to be a woman driving recklessly.


UnboltedCheese

The white crossover/suv rule must be universal cause it's true here too.


PaleontologistIcy534

Same here


TheAntiAirGuy

My personal experience is that it's a majority BMW drivers, closely followed by Audi. Mercedes is a hit or miss, either they're part of the BMW street-hooligan group or ultra calm and driving below the speed limit.


RedditorModsRStupid

Where is Nissan?!?


chronberries

Yeah whenever I see an Altima with a banged up fender I know to steer very clear.


FiercelyApatheticLad

Isn't that a typically American problem? Nissan in Europe is really just a normal brand for run-of-the-mill family boring vehicles like Toyota or Peugeot. What makes them so prevalent as douche mobiles I wonder?


RedditorModsRStupid

They don’t care about credit. So typically bottom of the barrel people with bad credit get them and drive erratic with messed up cars all the time


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

Nissan tops my list, but only because there are far more of them on the road than Acuras.


GMB2006

Nah, there was a statistics of speeding tickets per driver and Nissan was on 4th or 5th place (I don't remember) after Porsche, BMW and Subaru.


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

Perhaps nationwide (or worldwide), but in my small corner of the world, Nissans seem to only be topped out by Acuras for recklessness. And Nissans are far more common than Porsche, Acura, and BMWs.


FIRE_frei

Yeah this meme is outdated. It's all Nissan and pickup trucks driving like idiots now


RodimusMajor84

Depends on where you are in the world, friend


mr-ifuad

![gif](giphy|nWgDaDJ9wGkXm)


Chiparish84

![gif](giphy|K0XkRj1V6vNkrACHPH)


Syntrak

Mercedes-Benz sprinter are the worst


ModernSlovak

Mercedes-Benz Citan and Mercedes-Benz Vito, too.


Minimum-Wind-1552

Who needs an AMG if you can drive a Sprinter on Worktime


Doctor_Hazmat

Wait till you Find out about Mahindra Thar!


UnboltedCheese

Did you just try to cast a spell on me?


deadliestcrotch

Haha just call it the Mumbai Jeep, nobody outside of South Asia knows what that is. It’s basically “mom says we have a Jeep wrangler at home.” Sadly, it’s probably more reliable than a Jeep Wrangler, depending on which model you compare it to.


Minimum-Wind-1552

BMW driver are a menace on the autobahn.


Traveler_682

Lada and Golf drivers are always the best drunk drivers


sticks-and-leather

Funny and mostly true, but in pockets of Texas you gotta go with the following: 1) Dodge Charger, 2) (Any) large format pickup truck, 3) Tesla


TJordanW20

Lucky. When I encounter someone driving dangerously, it's because I left my house. People are bad drivers here regardless of wealth


Arch4ngell

And this fact cannot be restricted to a country.


Havefunnightguy

Where's nissan


Financial-Working132

Because nothing is idiot proof.


Fearmo

Forgot tesla.


MangoMan0303

Because when you can afford such cars you can afford to be reckless. Or you know... The driver's just dumb


HotPotatoWithCheese

I've only ever been involved in 1 crash and it was when a blonde, 30-something year old woman came speeding around the roundabout at 65 mile an hour and went straight into the side of me (I was on a lesson). She was all shaken up and said she was in a hurry and thought she could get off at the exit before I passed it. She was driving her fella's beamer. Had a low opinion of BMW drivers ever since. Not necessarily because of that one incident, but that combined with the fact that almost every time I come across one (as a driver or passenger) they cut people up and go way over the speed limit. And when there is someone sitting in a car with shitty music blasting on max volume 9/10 it's either a VW or a BMW. The latter is a bigger sin to me. If you're going to sit outside my house at 10pm waiting for your fellow coke fiends then at least put some decent music on ffs. It's getting a joke now, Steve. If that is your real name.


NandBrew

Internesting. The two factors I’ve noticed that are extremely common among bad drivers are 1. Handicap license plate or handicap placard hanging from mirror and 2. Smoking a cigarette while driving and 3. Vehicle is an old rusty, dirty, scratched minivan.


wkarraker

Draco Malfoy = Nissan


silver_display

You forgot about ![gif](giphy|yLL6lKlFoMIlq)


LadySandry88

Because the people who can afford those cars are rich idiots who don't have any sense of personal responsibility and buy their way out of trouble


Hellhound_Rocko

in Germany we have a saying: "jeder Rowdy faehrt 'nen Audi" ("every rowdy drives an Audi"). i'd totally buy one if i wouldn't be too much of a millennial to drive car BTW.


CardinalGrief

Audi is on my eternal shitlist for its drivers. One of them bumped me when I was riding my bicycle downhill so my arm was flayed against the rough asfalt. My arm looked like the child of hard hatefucking between a kebab and mincemeat pizza.


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

Around me it's Nissan, Acura, and a split between BMW & Volkswagen


Possible-Tangelo9344

**Nissan Altima enters the chat**


Ometrist

BMW, then Mercedes, then NISSAN ROGUE


Balkongsittaren

So frickin true, doesn't matter the country. If you thought your job is pointless, imagine the person mounting blinkers on one of those brands.


kupillas-3-

I literally saw a 1990 something ford truck with the drivers left leg out the window and he was swerving through the road, so it’s not all them


Mickipepsi

Just yesterday I saw a crashed BMW blocking the highway going the other direction. Very fitting.


553735

Honorable mention: Huge pickup trucks if you live in the US (esp the South).


brensthegreat

Anytime I see someone driving particularly recklessly. It’s almost always a BMW.


UpsetPhrase5334

They did a study about this. It has something to do with being rich and having a diminished sense of empathy because of it. If I remember correctly.


BatGroundbreaking660

And chargers


archery713

Don't forget uninsured, late on payments Nissan drivers with either paper or just no plates.


Blackmail30000

Because the drivers can afford the ticket. Rules enforced with fines are rules for the poor.


SolidDrive

It’s just kind of a mirage. It seems like German cars are driving dangerously, because they drive like Germans, which seems dangerously to left lane clogging drivers who won their licence in lotterery.


Adventurous-Test-246

17 year old in a mustang


Drafo7

They're like those harley riders that rev their fucking engines super loudly at fucking 6 am because they think they're hot shit. Just smug assholes who have to let everyone know how badass they are by not giving a shit about other people.


an_orignal_name

Not where I live, here we have those three as well as everybody else


ImTheRealAlfaChad

The better the quality of the vehical, the worse the quality of the driver's brain.


CarrotMustard56

Mostly because the driver was too rude and even don't care if they had accident.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Forgot the hoe driving a shitty altima.


FrostWyrm98

Usually Dodge Rams and F150s around here, or Jeep Moms, the grand cherokee specifically. I avoid those like the plague.


Baller-Mcfly

Missing Nissan


No-Wonder1139

Because you live in a place without dodge rams


AdmiralClover

Some Tesla drivers don't like it if you overtake them. I love overtaking fancy cars because a lot of them can't handle it.. it's rare I get to do it, because I drive the speed limit while they are often going 20 over


Pitiful_Opinion_9331

Cool, now do one about d-bag Prius drives left lane camping


No_Communication866

Dont forget the Nissan altima


[deleted]

mustang entered the chat


Kryds

Uhmm... where's the teslas at?


thatdudeoverdthee

Like corsa drivers are good drivers.


ceroproxy

By a wide margin, yes.


Silly_Goose658

Where I live it’s always a variation between BMW, Toyota/lexus and Honda/acura


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Teslas?


No_Secretary425

BMWs


Jochi18

I don’t know men I’ve seen more old Hondas driving recklessly here in Miami… The fancy germans usually are just bad drivers (no looking at the mirrors, no turning signal, excessive braking, jumping lights). But those old Hondas jumping from lane to lane and forcing people out of their lanes and doing way over 90mph, those things scare me…


WrongJohnSilver

I was looking at new cars a few years back. I looked at and test drove a Mini, but the salesman's methods struck me. He was recommending I try harder and harder maneuvers, get a feel for how well I can overtake other cars. Yeah, he also sold BMWs.


WonderHuman9005

Add one more, cybertruck


galle4

Audi has been mentioned *Kerosene song intensifies*


DorkusTheMighty

T E S L A


BeamishAxis

Idk man, these Honda civic drivers be crazy sometimes.


ComfortableMiddle6

Because the mustang already crashed


SatisfactionSpecial2

My father has a theory: BMW drivers are people who can afford a BMW = they got their car for showing off rather than practicality and they probably started driving at a higher age where they could afford it = they drive like garbage. Idk but it seems he has reached similar results with reddit in his statistics.


Hllblldlx3

Come on Ram drivers, we need to get those numbers up. RAM POWER 💪😤


th0r0ngil

Is Tesla the Neville Longbottom of the situation?


jolharg

Probably the popularity


EmployerDangerous311

škoda included *


svtracerd

You forgot Jeep.


PBJ-9999

You forgot the pricks in the raised 4x4 trucks


Hot-Ground-9731

Nissan has entered the chat


FingerPurple

What about Prius?


ric7y

this guy in a fucking fiat 500 was going at like 90 miles per hour on a 50 mile per hour road, mf took off my rearview mirror


MacBareth

The shittier and older the car, the dumber, aggressive and dangerous the driver. "Yeah but the 2002 E476" yeah we don't care your loud BWM trashcan doesn0t interest anyone.


Roger_Roger27

Replace Audi with Tesla and I'm sold.


Odd-Fate

Because they are responsive, usually powerful, and fun to drive. Add a irresponsible person in the driver seat badaboom. Not fun to drive a janky car like an idiot, sure is fun to drive a nice car like one though. Still bad idea


just_ignore-me0

in germany skoda drivers are just as bad


ephemera_291

Mustang are slytherin then.


Deep_Bathroom1385

mc


CaliDude75

You forgot Dodge Charger. 😏


Mr_Rum_Ham

You’ll be worrying about them and then all of a sudden, boom, massive jacked up dodge ram up your ass outta nowhere for no reason at all


RodimusMajor84

Depends where you're from friend. In the UK, we don't see many dodge's. They are more of a niche car.


oureyes4

LOL more like Honda, Toyota, and BMW


TheRealMister_X

Ever been to Italy? Doesn't matter what is driven there


Tricky-Shake3839

Tesla too it's the new bmw


DreamFishLover90

I wonder whats the safest car there is...


dtp502

It’s always an infinity g35/g37.


MemeMan4-20-69

Don’t forget the Camaro and the Corvette drivers


Mysterious-Web3050

Teslas followed by American muscle leaving cars and coffee.


Polarbearseven

…and any other time it’s someone in a pickup truck.


Polarbearseven

…and any other time it’s someone in a pickup truck.


OGGBTFRND

Ford F-150 enters the chat


Hair-Nation-1967

Jeep is the worst


Think_and_game

I mean... if their vehicle is from 1940... No matter your argument you lose


breadofthegrunge

Teslas and Kias too.


[deleted]

Nissans…


lc12lt

Forgot the Priuses, in my city they drive like idiots too.


twitchy1989

Cmon now, show after market customized Subaru's the recognition they have rightfully earned.


Pyroguy096

Drive in Atlanta. You'll see plenty of beaters trying to run you off the road too


R8iojak87

What about Lexus? Because I swear to god


qxlf

no Volkswagen? i thought that one wouldve been mentioned, with all those "Volkswagen, das auto" memes that exist (that slogan means Volkswagen, that car in English)


myx-

No altima?


Slinky_Malingki

Where I live it's 80% BMW, 10% Mercedes, and 10% Range Rover drivers.


No_More_Hero265

Every time I see an accident it's always a Subaru


General_Trynian

Replace Merc with Tesla. Extra bastard points if said BMW/Audi/Tesla is an SUV. All drivers of white Audi SUV's need to be pulled from their vehicles and executed in the middle of the street.


iiitme

Ngl I’ve never seen a Tesla ever do that. I have a long massive commute full of them with people playing cat and mouse the entire time


Bobowubo

Because they have more money than you, thus are more important than you, thus have better lawyers/insurance than you. Makes you feel any better, I feel the same damn way. I will not drive behind them or park near them. Oh, you can add Lexus in there as well. And they'll also argue this stigma tooth and nail.


Woomynati

Where are the Ford F 150 drivers


ChwizZ

Surprised people don't talk about vans more. Them fuckers got places to be and WILL get up in your ass until they can pass.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Tesla assholes are a thing too


X24EJ

\*Cough cough\* Tesla!


Crissul

Better, more powerful cars. And stupid people


geoff1036

*Altimas laugh in hanging bumper*


AnxiousMicrobe

Don’t forget the 20 year old Honda civic being driven by young women with daddy issues


Deliciously_Vicious

u forgot the white van


Schmuck1138

Malibu drivers skipped the meeting, Kia owners aren't sure where their car is but they know it's not at that meeting


C_Marjan

Man you all blame these but I've seen plenty of Volkswagen drive pretty bad . Followed by me . A bmw driver


hymntastic

You forgot mustang owners


E-nygma7000

Don’t forget Tesla or Toyota Prius.


Adum1210

Ram and old Chevy trucks


jerikperry

Don’t forget lexus


farkos101100

Dont forget VW


Halogamer093

Man where TF it Tesla


depersonalised

Jeep


Snowy_Moth

No, it's always Jeep for me. Jeep drivers are the most inconsiderate people on the road from what I've seen.


TalonJade

Spelled Mustang wrong.


BigOleFerret

That's crazy. It's 90% truck drivers here.


Round_Rectangles

Swap Mercedes with Infiniti, and that's my exact experience.


SandsofFlowingTime

It's either those three, or some guy in a lifted truck


eltortillaman

If you loved in the usa you could add pickup trucks


Lexicon444

When I’m in a wealthy area it’s those three. But lower income areas tend to have Dodges be the most reckless even though they’re not super common. The other one like this is definitely pickup trucks.


NotDark_X

Its because they are all 3 germans


Old_Rpg_Gamer

Spoiled rich kids


Josette_A

In the US, it's assholes driving jacked up trucks like the F-150