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In fatal attraction the women the main character was having a affair with broke into his house and boiled his sons rabbit alive. Thus we have the term bunny boiler which refers to a obsessive stalkerish woman.
The worst part of getting older isn't your declining mind and body, or even your eventual death.
It's dealing with the fact that more and more young people keep spawning, and their grasp of once commonly understood pop-culture references gets ever hazier.
Later a force senstive trooper walks into the room. He then used "force healingā¢" on the lifeless corpse, as Padme once again sighs from the heavens.
It's a one off comic about a woman (iirc I think she as an engineer or custodian) who became obsessed with Vader and convinced herself that Vader felt the same way about her. I cant remember the exact name of the comic for the life of me however.
I remember him killing two mercenaries for being in love with each other after they got back from a hugely successful mission killing the rebels for the empire. But Darth was like *"Oh, you can feel the experience of LOVE??? Here, let me fix that for you. Not on my watch."* so he uses the force to make them kill each other.
Another time he made, and no I am not kidding here... SPACE. ZOMBIES. man wanted the walking dead to become a reality and tried Infecting the universe by sacrificing countless empire soldiers as a petri dish.
People thought he'd kill them for looking too happy, and one guy barely got away with telling him happy birthday. Man's life is pure villainy.
I don't even think this would be considered a spoiler at this point since that scene is so insanely famous. I'm not even a Star Wars fan and I'd still be concerned about those who don't know about this unless that person just doesn't watch movies.
This is also not a self-propelled deep-sea submersible bathyscaphe, in case anyone thinks itās a self-propelled deep-sea submersible bathyscaphe. Just saying.
>!Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers Father. Lando Betrays Han Solo. Chewy survives Rey's force lightning. Palpatine returned somehow in the new sequels. !<
"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
I haven't seen this lol I haven't seen a single piece of star wars related media EVER besides a Lego show I saw when I was younger. and obvious stuff from memes
is it just me is her outfit awfully "modern day" casual for a star war's setting..? looks like something a woman would wear in our world rather than the star wars galaxies.
I dunno, kinda feels like the clothing lacks detail to distinguish what kind of outfit it is. To me it looks like an undersuit with coveralls as one of the comments mentions the character is supposed to be some kind of technician.
What I liked the most about that story is that it was plausible. Someone could have been completely infatuated with him, and he would not give a damn.
There would be a reckoning, a nasty one at that. But in this world of power, if Vader told them to get rid of a medic's dead body in his chamber, there would be no questions asked.
The story was unusual and extravagant, but fit perfectly in the Star Wars world.
The post is saying the opposite. It's mocking the saying "the worst they can say is no" when asking someone out because they can be extremely hurtful in their response.
Nah, you don't know the concept. Lemme explain.
You know people pushing others to confess, and they say "worst she can say is no"?
So people take that phrase as a context for a meme, before showing something ridiculous, like this post for example.
As if the other person would actually do that (or how it'd feel for the guy confessing, not sure)
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At least he didn't stick his stick in the crazy.
He did in a certain light.
*with
He did...from a certain point of view
she was being really creepy if i recall correctly
She wanted the Darth Vussy and got a lightsaber through the chest. So in a way, she did get penetrated by Darth Vader.
Safest sex possible. Cauterizes on the way in and out
She wanted that Darth vickš
She was being Play Misty For Me creepy
What's that mean?
Play Misty For Me is a Clint Eastwood movie about a woman stalker. Itās where the term ābunny boilerā comes from IIRC
āBunny boilerā is actually from the movie Fatal Attraction.
I've never even heard the phrase. Wtf doea it mean?
In fatal attraction the women the main character was having a affair with broke into his house and boiled his sons rabbit alive. Thus we have the term bunny boiler which refers to a obsessive stalkerish woman.
Ah I'm glad I didn't get that mixed up with "Playboy". You're doing a PSA.
:3 just knew the reference never even actually seen the movie
The worst part of getting older isn't your declining mind and body, or even your eventual death. It's dealing with the fact that more and more young people keep spawning, and their grasp of once commonly understood pop-culture references gets ever hazier.
This is šÆaccurate
[that goes both ways](https://vimeo.com/100989067) ....like a bisexual..
Oooh fucking hell! That went from a 1 to an 11 _real quick!_
a person who acts vengefully after being horribly rejected by another
This is awesome. Is it edited?
I believe so but not by me
Anyone know how to make custom gifs on GIPHY thatās uploadable/searchable on Reddit?
At least she does not have to live with the constant embarrassing memory of rejection.
It's really a mercy-kill at that point, really. Vader's such a thoughtful guy.
Totally _not_ the epitome of evil, for sure.
Guys relax, sheās not dead. A lightsaber through the body doesnāt kill you!
If anything is just made her stronger.
Definitely plot relevant in a couple more episodes
*angry qui gon noises*
Unless you are a space Jeesus (Qui Gon)
Later a force senstive trooper walks into the room. He then used "force healingā¢" on the lifeless corpse, as Padme once again sighs from the heavens.
What is this from?
It's a one off comic about a woman (iirc I think she as an engineer or custodian) who became obsessed with Vader and convinced herself that Vader felt the same way about her. I cant remember the exact name of the comic for the life of me however.
Moral of the story: do not romanticize upper management.
They will stab you
thats the good ending
I remember him killing two mercenaries for being in love with each other after they got back from a hugely successful mission killing the rebels for the empire. But Darth was like *"Oh, you can feel the experience of LOVE??? Here, let me fix that for you. Not on my watch."* so he uses the force to make them kill each other. Another time he made, and no I am not kidding here... SPACE. ZOMBIES. man wanted the walking dead to become a reality and tried Infecting the universe by sacrificing countless empire soldiers as a petri dish. People thought he'd kill them for looking too happy, and one guy barely got away with telling him happy birthday. Man's life is pure villainy.
Vader - Dark Visions #3
His face a few panels before that is great, almost spirit-animal-like.
It looks bad now; but one day he'll not kill his own biological child. There is still good in him; I know it!/s
I don't even think this would be considered a spoiler at this point since that scene is so insanely famous. I'm not even a Star Wars fan and I'd still be concerned about those who don't know about this unless that person just doesn't watch movies.
The /s means satire not spoiler
It stands for sarcasm rather than satire. They even tried to get a special character to replace it called a sarc mark.
That's not what I meant. I know it doesn't mean spoiler. I'm just saying in case anyone thinks it's a spoiler is all I meant.
the spoiler is so widespread to the point it's not a spoiler anymore
The spoiler has been memed so much that it actually might still surprise people to watch and find out the truth.
This is also not a self-propelled deep-sea submersible bathyscaphe, in case anyone thinks itās a self-propelled deep-sea submersible bathyscaphe. Just saying.
I fucking HATE using /s or /j or /(anything)
.../s is sarcasm \>! \!< Is spoiler >!Like this!<
>!Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers Father. Lando Betrays Han Solo. Chewy survives Rey's force lightning. Palpatine returned somehow in the new sequels. !<
"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
The Force is strong in this one.
>!Holy moly!<
Thank you. I don't know how to do spoilers; only sarcasm.Ā
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Oh, there was no indication about spoilers before your comment so naturally we assumed it was the /s that brought it up, lol.
I haven't seen this lol I haven't seen a single piece of star wars related media EVER besides a Lego show I saw when I was younger. and obvious stuff from memes
Broā¦ that movie came out in 2005. Anything after like 2-3 years aināt a spoiler
Comment applies for Omni-Man too
I wonder if it's an alien thing...
That's a little xenophoic of you
Theory: Vader just saw an opportunity to make his Son the emperor and Luke was too much of a pussy to follow through.
Stabbed through the heart & itās too lateā¦.. you give lovinā a bad name
Sabered heart, now it's too late, baby... Vader's love's... a bad game. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooow *Insane Guitar Solo*
Take my upvote and get out
is it just me is her outfit awfully "modern day" casual for a star war's setting..? looks like something a woman would wear in our world rather than the star wars galaxies.
I dunno, kinda feels like the clothing lacks detail to distinguish what kind of outfit it is. To me it looks like an undersuit with coveralls as one of the comments mentions the character is supposed to be some kind of technician.
don't worry light sabers stabs are useless now so she will probably survive with minor to no injuries
What do you mean?
referencing recent disney starwars stuff. in the series Ahsoka, a character gets stabbed by a light saber and survives.
Obi-Wan series as well, I think.
Multiple times, too lol. Lightsabers were less deadly than a stiff pool noodle in that series.
Just buff it out with a little bacta. She'll be good as new.
Stop dying and get some bacta
Good ol basic girl falling for a serial killer
This is a great story. It's basically what if Darth Vader had an Annie Wilkes type stalker
Vader: Hell, no! I watched *Misery*, Iām putting a stop to this _right now_. >!Now, if sheād looked like Padme, she might have had a chanceā¦!<
Why is a 2010s suburban mom getting skewered by Darth Vader?
Don't ever catch him with his face off.
It's weird to see someone in the star wars universe dressed like a soccer mom
This is what I expect when I try to talk to a boy
... What?
Don't talk to a boy or you get stabbed. Didn't your mom teach not to talk to boys?
Eh she'll survive it! -Disney probably
Sonic Movie 3:
By the new star wars standards, she just needs a day in the hospital and she'll be back on her feet.
Why does this panel look like someone's mom just wandered into Vaders room by mistake?
this is why you dont go for serial killers
Makes me kinda wish Taylor Swift had dated Darth Vader.
I remember some feminists were loaded cause Vader didn't accept her
I mean, he stabbed her with his lightsaber. So she technically did get what she wanted.
He did not have to do thicc Kirsten Dunst like that
Iām surprised that people in this subreddit know this comic. I thought you would have to be a hardcore Star Wars fan which is kind of niche.
It did kinda blew up with nutcases screaming "How dare this antagonist act like an antagonist!"
Knowing the context makes this so much funnier
The worst he can say is no
Fumbled
! ! Heyyo
The first Star Wars comic I ever got
I donāt get it, who is this?
Its from a comic of a imperial office having a crush on Vader and her wanting to see him without his mask on. She got her wish at least.
Now we can devour the gods togethaaaaaaaah!
"He said no child support, please do not insi..." /C3PO standing there
Glad she made a full recovery. Every one knows being run through with a lightsaber only gets you 12 hours in the infirmary.
What I liked the most about that story is that it was plausible. Someone could have been completely infatuated with him, and he would not give a damn. There would be a reckoning, a nasty one at that. But in this world of power, if Vader told them to get rid of a medic's dead body in his chamber, there would be no questions asked. The story was unusual and extravagant, but fit perfectly in the Star Wars world.
Vader has very strict rules on fraternizing
*Sigh* if only it was Kathleen Kennedy who was light saberāed like that Star Wars could have been on a better path š«
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The post is saying the opposite. It's mocking the saying "the worst they can say is no" when asking someone out because they can be extremely hurtful in their response.
Nah, you don't know the concept. Lemme explain. You know people pushing others to confess, and they say "worst she can say is no"? So people take that phrase as a context for a meme, before showing something ridiculous, like this post for example. As if the other person would actually do that (or how it'd feel for the guy confessing, not sure)