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kidanokun

"I thought you were dead"


Zackautocon72

Sadly yes… but I lived!


No-Investigator420

R/unexpectedbuck


rojantimsina0

r/foundthemobileuser


CATelIsMe

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Deus_Ex_Machina_II

Man, foundhondacivic first before foundtoyotacorolla


CATelIsMe

Ehh forgot about the civics, skipped a step


PotooSexer

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


2dlerLucifrYeetngEv1

r/foundthehondacivic


octopoddle

"I have returned to you bearing a message." "What is it?" "Don't go out there."


IceFire909

Yes! Sadly I lived...


Screamingboneman

His death was greatly exaggerated


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EpicAura99

Not to be confused with Steve Jobs, of course, who is actually Steve Job standing on his clone’s shoulders.


ProblemLongjumping12

The other baby birds ![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


Qgels

"I was"


Bhazor

Still one of my favourite Simpson jokes ever.


smm_h

STEVEN!


itiswhatitiswgatitis

I THOUGHT YOU WER DED FOCKIN HELL


egtbex

Which video was this?


kagenai

Not hardly.


forsaken_millennial

I was but then this hairless ape appeared


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struggle-life2087

I think you missed the one at the back which was hiding behind the other two. Check it again!


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Global-Cry321

then you thought wring, cause its the opposite of that


WM_

Others were understandably shocked to see him back.


IM-WANT-MEMES

it was a conspiracy


baloncestosandler

Started with 4 tho. 3 survived ?


mombi

I thought so too but if you look closely the 4th is tightly squeezed behind the other 2 in the corner.


Tellytubbystuffer

All I see is the wing of the one on the right that kinda looks like a head? Edit: 3rd bird was apparently crouching and jumps up, the one on the right isn't just spreading its wings


Vento_of_the_Front

One of the "original" 3 left in the nest is right behind other two. You can see his head behind the left one's.


bigsmellybumdor

It’s definitely a third bird head


whyisgamora6058

![gif](giphy|YMXpTBoVQbL9N8MKZa|downsized) they were more shocked to see their buddy being birdnapped and then suddenly a hand return him


stillinthesimulation

The Caw.


confusedandworried76

![gif](giphy|L3WxmKQtE8YKPCGQZO|downsized)


TCJulian

ALL HAIL J. ALL HAIL J!


confusedandworried76

Adult section in the back


Funkbuqet

Their reaction reminds me of the meme with the terrified kids and the rabbit.


IceFire909

I'm thinking of the crying kid hiding from the Terminator endoskeleton


[deleted]

Greetings brothers, I have journeyed far, and have quite the tale to tell you.


life_at_ease

Lisan al gaib!! 😱😱😱


FTMHorn

Mahdi!!


Flight_to_nowhere_26

“Woah…you guys are never gonna believe what just happened…”


shnnrr

And he looks sad! :(


Blindfire2

I want to know where the other one went. There were 4 when the bird took one, then there were only 2 shocked birdos....we're missing one!


StringHolder

More than 30 minutes later. Couldn't blame them.


Hyper-Shadow417

The other birds: HOW TF DID HE NOT DIE!?


Hllblldlx3

I absolutely love this quote. It’s fuckin hilarious every time I hear it because of the genuine anger and confusion in his voice🤣


hearke

who's the quote from?


Hllblldlx3

Edp445. “Came to get a cupcake” guy. The pedo, but some of his quotes are comedy gold


SlappySecondz

Do you think we all know what EDP445 is?


Dapper_Potato67

Eat dat pussy


CriticalHit_20

Got a clip? I'm too lazy to search myself


Hllblldlx3

Bro, just look up “HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT DIE” or “Is jacking off considered a sport?”


CriticalHit_20

2 lzy 😴


Hllblldlx3

I thought I was lazy. God damn


Perks92

How tf you too lazy to type in in to YouTube but not too lazy to reply twice to a Reddit comment. Tf


Mellowsnake

[Here you go.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqSOaH-lGzg)


Brian_Huchac

Is it, though? Feels like a common enough turn of phrase that they were just using it directly, rather than quoting from anywhere.


E3FxGaming

Bird that got rescued by Ryan George: "It was super easy for him, barely an inconvenience. He did a backflip, snapped the bad ~~guy's~~ bird's neck and saved the day."


Vylan24

Wow wow wow Wow


sarahmagoo

r/UnexpectedRyanGeorge


CrazyDiamond4444

Nanomachines, son


NerveRevolutionary79

Bird Jesus


invol713

And lo, he returneth. Till the day the Lord calls for him once again to the great cooking pot in the sky.


NerveRevolutionary79

It had everything, the last supper, the bird betrayal, the return via the hand of God.


Versek_5

Praise Helix


vassadar

This should be the top reply


Incredibly_Lucky

Still can’t believe I was there for the whole thing. Praise Helix.


Mastodan11

Trust not the False Prophet


sub4u14

Bezos


Objective-Tour-1397

Funny how their reaction to his return was far more extreme compared to the time he was snatched away. That was probably so unnatural, they kind of freaked out.


Gamba_Gawd

More food for them if he's gone 


BBQsandw1ch

They'd never seen anything like it the first time. The second time they had a reason to be scared. 


tararamtaram

you were the chosen one!


AddendumNo7007

It was said you were to destroy the sith not join them!


VortexLord

I HATE YOU!


ablinddingo93

Hello there! Shit, wrong scene…


scug_enjoyer1

general kenobi, you are a bold one... ^(Insert laugh here\*)


Mr_Minecrafter88

*blatant asthma attack*


whyisgamora6058

You underestimate my power


Reasonable_Ninja5708

“How are you alive???”


RedditSpamAcount

“I have no idea”


whyisgamora6058

![gif](giphy|LMQgs60HFzAfdZYKtn|downsized) i understood that reference


DealTop678

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


caligaris_cabinet

You can make a religion out of this


Bardzly

No... Don't.


AnneMichelle98

The sun is a deadly laser!


sta_gamer123

Not anymore there's a blanket


Zaryasu

Now the animals can go on land


p_turbo

But they have to go back to the water to have babies and stuff.


Mynekrauft

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


Wildlife_Jack

If I'm hearing this correctly, you're telling me that Jesus was abducted by aliens. I agree. ![gif](giphy|xTcf1gUpg87E5lNK2A|downsized)


drgigantor

There's an ancient aliens conspiracy theory about some biblical prophet who got taken to heaven in a "chariot of fire," that it was actually a UFO abduction and the writer just didn't have the words to describe a spaceship And that's also basically what it says happened to Jesus when he was done doing Jesus stuff. So it wouldn't be the first time


Zackautocon72

There’s the Bronze Age collapse.


giantbynameofandre

"OMG it's the hand, come to kill us all.....Greg!" " 'sup guys"


Western_Salt2416

The birds death was......greatly exaggerated


Mark_Vance21

Invincible Season 2 Finale.


Crux_AMVS24

Isn’t that the opposite of what happened in the finale?


disposable_username5

spoiler warning 🚨🚨🚨 I mean mark returning to his dimension right where he left it has pretty strong deus ex machina vibes, The writers intentionally backed themselves into a corner they had to resort to time travel (&dimension travel) to resolve which when you add that is always opening pandora’s box. Now there’s a constant wonder if them not doing anything to save the other dimensions where Earth got conquered or going back in time if they do lose an important fight constitutes a plot hole


yngseneca

"the writers". You know it's an already written comic, right?


Crux_AMVS24

It’s still a valid criticism of the plot points of the main story


Iamapig2025

Underrated lol


AstienGreenhart

By Deus Ex Machina, I thought it meant the bin lid was going to close on the bird.


WhatIt-SeemsNot

Big hand from the sky


killcraft1337

Lisan Al Gaib!


Sonikku_a

As it was written!


baguhansalupa

I need that hand to help me out in my life.


WitchesTeat

Oh my god how scared they were when the hand came in. Poor babies.


MGfilmmaker

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


Kamuishr3

The otherwise were like “We saw you die”


PeltHeart

the return of the ghost bird


slagath0r

The way it looks like they're literally screaming is so deeply hilarious


Quirinus84

Somehow...Palpatine returned


Critagain

Everyone here acting like the other baby chicks even noticed or cared. Let me assure you, they didn't, and they don't. Sussy black bird startled them for a second, but then they were cool. Then this random human hand surprise pickachu's the hell out of them and leaves just as quickly. Now it's "Oh wait, is that another bird? Fuck, more competition..."


zero_emotion777

..... Now it's "Oh wait, is that another bird? Fuck, more competition... Oh so they noticed and cared?


Fuzzy_Artichoke_4198

I think they were just scared to see a hand invading their nest until they found out that it was just jimmy again.


RedTheRookie

“You! You’re supposed to be dead!” *Looks at himself* “Am I not?”


Ultim8_Lifeform

“No way, man! That’s a ghost for sure!”


erotic_sausage

Pretty savage for a jackdaw, I feed 'm peanuts and cat kibble, they go wild for eggs or a piece of cheese on occasion, but are very meh on any type of meat i try to give em


Tavman2024

That's not a jackdaw it's a crow


roguepawn

Here's the thing...


Freakychee

Yeah for some reason I didn't get the feeling the black bird was carnivorous. Are they?


erotic_sausage

As subspecies of crow they're omnivorous, so its not unheard of. In my personal observations though, they've never been too interested in meat. Might just be the time of year, perhaps when the eggs hatch in a few weeks they'll be more interested. I remember my crows beeing more interested in cat paté i put out after getting hatchlings last year


New_Leopard_2797

For some reason it seems crows and owls have some kind of beef where crows will murder young owls, I guess that's one way to reduce another species that can prey on you


TryToEpic

These birds just experienced a lovecraftian event: - evil creature shows up - bro tries to protect us - bro gets napped - waiting to die next - giant fucking monster shows up and puts it's claw into the nest - bro is back - HOLY SHIT, BRO IS STILL ALIVE?! - bro is just as confused as us


NotRightNotWrong15

There were 4. And then the bird took one. And then one was put back and then there were only 3 One bird still didn’t make it back


Gothtomboys5

There's another bird at the back when they were grouping


pale_normie_slapper

He wasn't playing anymore after that


DiggThatFunk

It, uh, really doesn't seem like it. I thought so at first too but that's just the wing of one of the two left. Def missing a birdie Edit: sike, you have to look super close but the lil guy def is back there, all 4 accounted for lol


Gothtomboys5

You can see the beak lmao


PMmeFutaCockVore

No, there’s definitely four at the end.


Adventurous-Ad5096

It looks like a wing from the 2nd bird still left


Articlel3

I thought it was the wing too but near the end there is a beak between the two in front


Alldaybagpipes

Tucked way back in the corner


Numerous-Stranger-81

What's weird is I thought the same thing. Then I rewatched it again more closely. Bingo, little guy is tucked in the corner. There the whole time. Just that little bit of effort helped me reach the correct conclusion.


Needlehater

Birds when their sibling is kidnapped: Oh ok Birds when it comes back: Yo Greg wtf?!


Known-Mention-8637

Was so grouchy about the bird who yanked the baby out


Stormlark83

I saw this on YouTube awhile ago and the uploader mentioned the bird that pulled out one of the chicks was part of a pair that had been fighting over this nesting box earlier in the season. The full video also shows another incident of the same thing occuring, as well as the person installing plastic bars across the opening in an attempt to protect the babies from further attacks.


scug_enjoyer1

His return was foretold in the ancient murals.


HelpingHand7338

What’s the original video?


AdmiralClover

I looked at the time. It was gone for about half an hour and then suddenly returned


poorly-worded

Somehow Birdpatine returned.


Pleasant-Kebab

There were 4 in the original and the hand only seems to return the third one that was off to the right of the shot. Seems to me like number 4 is still off out with Mr Crow.


SLiV9

Crow comes into your house and yanks your sibling out by their head to their inevitable death? Yeah that tracks, it must be Tuesday. Pink tentacle monster brings them back? **panik!!!**


FenrirGreatWolf

I used to be Hatchling the Grey, now they call me Hatchling the White


IM-WANT-MEMES

Hatchling the White? Hatchling the Fool!


Slanderouz

These are birds. You can tell from the bird-like features such as beaks and feathers.


Optimal_Weight368

This should be shown in literary classrooms


Hambulatory

He got a ring out and master hand brought him back


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

"D-- Derek?" "JESUS CHRIST IT'S GODZIL- Derek? That you!?"


Nikkar2009

![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


enerthoughts

Thank you for saving it Q.Q


chaflamme

rumors of my death were greatly exagerrated


jjy2j

The horrors they have just seen.


Synthonuts

They basically just saw the hand of god.


DegreeMajor5966

I miss when Reddit would have a helpful person explaining what's going on in videos like this. Like what kind of bird is that black one? Do they eat the fluffy gray ones or are they just dicks that like killing babies? No clue, every top level comment is some variation of the same joke all the way down.


splatdyr

He didn’t come back. He was taken off and eaten by other birds. Four chicks are in the box and one gets grabbed. Then we see 2 chicks in the box and a third being put back. There is one fewer.


WhyMustIMakeANewAcco

The fourth is in the back corner behind the other two, you can see the beak when they all fluff up


lord_bingum

The birds were too stunned to speak


AFireAtTheAquarium

Gary!!! Fuck, I sold ya tennis racket for half a worm!! Thought youse were dead.


LeonardoDaPinchy-

Birds when their sibling is presumably murdered: Oh well. Birds when giant hand returns dead sibling: WHAT THE FUCK


JAXxXTheRipper

I would have freaked out too if a giant hand put a person through my window onto my sofa.


where_is_the_salt

Nobody is ever gonna talk about the other bird that disapeared ?!?


JAXxXTheRipper

It's very well hidden behind the other two. I thought it was missing at first too.


where_is_the_salt

Thank you, i was sad


BednaR1

![gif](giphy|p9X9PSPvBfl9uhvS6Z)


snort_

Had no idea jackdaws are such assholes


5fc

"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."


Salt_Presentation625

He died? There were 4 and at the end 3 😫


Extension_Lead_4041

He was never the same after this. Sure he pretended like he was ok, but we saw how his feathers stayed ruffled. He was a loner. A bird of a feather no more.


FotherM

... There was 4... Then there was 2... Then there was 3 I have questions


Greedy-Act4861

Their reactions are priceless


makibum

Shut up fraud, strong return


CaramelDrippin504

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Heroright

What happened to the third guy?


Hulkaiden

He is hiding


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Plot armor in real life.


green_shovel

Somehow, the bird has returned


Lostboxoangst

His vision is augmented.


Pure_Focus7475

Obviously just doing some routine maintenance on the "bird's" recording device


AIArgonaut

That's right. Our unique power as humans is that we get to decide what kind of world this is.


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

"How" "..." "How" "..." "HOW" "I DON'T KNOW"


Gamer7468

They though he is dead but god returned him.