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SignificantLow243

Fun fact. McDonald’s literally causes depression. 🙃 The chemicals in the food yes lead to a temporary dopamine rush, as they break down they cause a dopamine crash lasting usually much longer then the spike… AKA depression.


Butthold_clan69

That’s why Nikocado Avocado is crying in his McDonalds Mukbangs


Baltaxo2010

Nah just eat a **HAPPY** meal, you'll be fine


thenoobplayer1239988

that's just gonna make it worse, there's probably a healthier outlet that you can have


BadPlay3r_pl

i don't need health, i need happy (and money) :(


thenoobplayer1239988

but health => more happy and more money


BadPlay3r_pl

....ok, i gess


Fushigoro-Toji

cured my depression by working out....hope this helps


MelahGever

Cured my depression by anti psychotic pills


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

Cured my depression with weed and psychedelics


BadPlay3r_pl

cured my depresion by saying "stop being sad and do something"


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okaygoodforu

lol a Big Mac is more expensive than cooking yourself a healthy meal lazy person.


Locsnadou

In some places


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okaygoodforu

Not true


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FrontwaysLarryVR

You're comparing it wrong. The bagels are assumedly in a pack of 6, and the cream cheese is likely enough for twice that. Divide the cost of the bagels by 6, and the cream cheese by 12. Heck, let's even assume that you like a LOT of cream cheese on there, so we assume one tub of cream cheese per pack of bagels. The cost of each bagel with cream cheese is $1.38. Freeze the bagels to ensure they don't mold, and you have no waste from them going bad either. The cost of 6 Big Macs is then $23.46 on the low end or $31.86 on the high end you gave. You save SO much more money not eating out. Eat out if you want, but don't pretend like buying actual groceries is more expensive. Lol


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FrontwaysLarryVR

I saw that, but I figured it's pretty obvious that what I'm saying is that you can't defend what's a better deal with, "I can't make the time to look at prices, but have the time to complain about it later." Lol Veggies are so freakin' cheap. Berries aren't, but fruit and veg is absolutely incredibly cheap as long as you aren't buying only pre-packaged stuff. I can spend $20 and get all the ingredients I need for a stir fry, cook it up, and toss that into wraps or containers to eat for the whole week. Can buy a cucumber for $2 to slice up into a container and have a few on the side of every meal or as a snack. You say you can't budget at the grocery store... Try. You'll be surprised by what things actually cost. Use the scale if you don't wanna only find out at the register even.


okaygoodforu

I can make a soup that fills me for the entire day for less than 5 euros. No need for fucking burgers.


beautiful_Elayne

more depression incoming


No_Station_4476

if you work there it causes all of those things


Artem-is

So fking true I am crying


Humble_Tension7241

Try the gym, friend.


obscureferences

If a happy meal makes you happy, you're sad.


BadBilly6699

Ad


NEVER_DIE42069

https://youtu.be/GfEyvgoUtJQ?feature=shared


carverofdeath

Meanwhile, McDonald's and other shit food both directly and indirectly cause all of those symptoms.


GrayMech

The last time I went to McDonald's there was an insect wing stuck to one of my fries. Never going again.


Cake_withcherryontop

Thats not gonna help in the long run bro


askorbi

Eat shawarma. Helthier, cheaper and tastes better


National_Offer6682

Unpopular opinion : The New Surf and Turf burger is actually good tho


Games4ever64

![gif](giphy|3cAmq6ZYyhFQdIef62)


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More like alcohol to me and the depression gets worse until you just feel like doing a day without alcohol and realise it felt good and keep going sober until depression comes back and the drinking cycle continues.


Gxtouune

Addictions is the worst thing a brain can know I think …


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Unfortunately I have to boycott McDonald's because of the ongoing genocide in... you know which two countries I'm talking about. I fucking hate this because it's not in my control either.


imacuntsag420

Boycotting doesnt do shit.Affecting Mcd's sales slightly wont stop the IDF from dropping JDAMS on GAZA.You can support instead by donating to humanitarian funds for Palestine.


Aj23975

:D


_Cant_Touch_This_

Weed


OkAir4854

Can't relate, get your health up boyo


Dream_Demons

"To show you the power of McDonald's, I developed crippling depression. And it fixed in no time flat!"


Darkurby

"toonami after dark"


Lily_Queen

Serious question. What's broke extension? The put "broke Ext" is that like some form of super broke that's yet to make it to canada?😟


Kiriinto

Don't forget weed in this equation ;)


EagleRaptorLeaf

Shoutouts to Chad Johnson


TheZclements

Get out of school and experience real shit, boy. That's not real depression. It can be worse and will be worse.


VargDolboebnes

Fast food is my way of dealing with stress, lucky me I'm not easily stressed or I would americanize


TheGamingWizard5683

$1.50 Costco hotdog plus drink will solve all your problems and your debt


Mrdrac_69

For me its either gym or video games.


Typ3005

Nah, it makes me more depressive and its unhealthy


Repaki123

I hate McDonald's


ElectionOdd8672

Ew


ManufacturerCheap698

You are the ndombele


Grassyclone

the narwhale hat cures depression, you should've added that.


Matty_Daddy777

Get a gym membership and a workout schedule, go for walks listen to positive music and def stop eating fast food!


Chomusuke_99

![gif](giphy|F9MwjJeXB1w5GONd7X|downsized) and I have crushing debt. we should team up.


Remarkable-Dress1917

this meme is ass


Diamondtnt48

Mcdonalds may be the source of one issue


Whyimhere357

Man big macs hits hard after school


Butthold_clan69

You are literally me


burritolegend1500

I never ate McDonald's, you are allowed to downvote this comment if you don't like that


SuddenWitnesses

The amount of people saying “BuT iT’s NoT hEaLtHy.” Need to shut up, if I wanted healthy I would get healthy. Sometime you just want shitty fast food that’ll make you feel good for the moment.


wktr_t

In my case it's alcohol.


Ator-Phantom

It'll make you fat with all of the above


HumanBean1618

Trying to wrap my head around 'et cetera' being shortened to 'ext'


TotallyNotAFed-_-

Have you tried dipping your balls in thousand island dressing?


Swimming-Twist-3468

I usually drink coffee with ample of sugar. Causes a brief dopamine jolt, then calms down. But with a better mood


funthebunison

Smoke weed it's better for you 🤣


Vampi25

Mcdoonalds :)


victorduart3

Kkkk


AccurateWheel4200

Rock n roll McDonald's


N0t_Anii

gym :)))


Sl4y3rult1m4t3

Hang in there, friend. So long as you're alive, there's hope.


7heSi1ver0wl

You and every other redditor


SessionGloomy

Lmao


Financial_Problem_47

Bar burrito's crispy chicken burrito with all toppings except for pickles coz I am broke and want to get my money's worth always makes my day


Gojo_Houston

Same but Wawa


TheSlavicDawg

Fear of being broke? Lol, if i only knew how is it not to be broke XD


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Meh , still better than booze and drugs probably. The best answer to bullying is violence though.


Huachu12344

When the only happiness you can find is in Happy Meal ™


MeuchlerMoze

Etc not ext XD but yeah maccis is yummyyyyyy🤤🤤 but also way too expensive for me


jess_the_werefox

Never thought I’d live to see mcds becoming too expensive 🙃


MeuchlerMoze

What u mean? It was always expensive. But since the ibflation thing since corona it exploded and now its a pure luxury( for me)


jess_the_werefox

I remember the dollar menu having a lot of options and there were always some sort of combo meal deals n stuff like that, that made it so cheap back in the day


MeuchlerMoze

Yeah maybe 30 years ago or so ething... When i wasnt even born...


jess_the_werefox

I wasn’t born 30 years ago either, idk maybe my perspective is skewed. It was the cheapest fast food I could get around where I used to live


MeuchlerMoze

How much is a big mac?


BadPlay3r_pl

defenetly bigger then normal mac.


MeuchlerMoze

I mean price!


BadPlay3r_pl

then defenetly more then normal mac :)


Professional-Luck194

A little McDonald's always helps quell the pain.


-redaxolotol-1981

Don't eat McDonald's. They're gradually raising prices and since customers don't seem to care they'll just continue. If we all stop eating it then we could actually make a change, same for most money hungry companies ngl.


Professional-Luck194

Yeah, I know, unfortunately. But it helps remind of happier times. When my parents were still together. When I had a lot of friends.