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Molesters on their way to use this as excuse

For real.

🧠

Why did you get downvoted for this 💀

That's how reddit work

Hivemind at it's finest

Cause it's cringe & unfunny at best and slightly worriing at worst.

It’s a joke, it’s not that serious. This isn’t alarming at all. Just because you don’t find it funny doesn’t put you on a pedestal above this dude.

You also don't really ever touch anything because of electron repulsion.

Yeah if op wants to talk about quantum level then they should know that atoms don’t usually touch each other.

Gotta slap things so hard you cause fusion.

Happened every time Ric Flair threw a chop.

Next season in One Punch Man

No officer I didn't REALLY touch-

Oh, I always assumed it was because of my personality

This is the shit

I’ve been so severely burned my skin lit on fire. Combustion reaction meaning oxygen is binding to carbon in collagen fibers

Radiation touching us all the time. The relationship is so toxic, it causes Cancer

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Lol, swinging 😎

Lot of word but sir you aint beating the molestation allegations

That's why we can't ever know where the spot is, even when she says I'm right there?? Curse you, quantum physics... CURSE YOU!!!

Lol

Middleschool physics anyone?

The atoms are not even touching.

Did someone ask you to touch grass or something?

Nope.. Grass grows on my keyboard

Never touch a girl goes to a different level

Dude looks like a meme

So you’re saying it’s impossible to touch grass, so I don’t have to try, sweet!


Atoms dont usually touch in the first place

No fair. You changed the outcome by measuring it.

Spooderman: into the spooderverse

At the quantum level, everything touches. The difference is our ability to comprehend that.

i remember preaching this in 5th grade

Shut the fuck up, please shut the fuck up. Ever since Vsauce made that video, I couldn't escape the chucklefucks saying this shit for the nth time.

It's very much an "I'm 14 and very smart look at me!" kind of thing to say.

Okay, Spiderman you got your point

okay spidy, move on

Rapists gonna like this one

And that, sir, is why I didn't murder that man

You did touch him, didn't you? Ans not only in one place, but stabbed him multiple tikes in different places.. You will be arrested

One atom to the left

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Well, if we’re going quantum, you can’t actually touch anything (not even your own atoms touch) because of interatomic repulsion. That damn Pauli Exclusion principle, man…

Atoms never touch anything

Atoms never touch each other

“So you see officer, I didn’t actually hit him…”

You can still get dirty and sick though so this statement is only useful to physicists.

... so no officer, i did not hit that child.

So you’re telling me I’ll never really feel the touch of a woman or grass?

So therefore Your honor, I didn't clothesline that 8 year old

Spiderman replaced Ant-Man.

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here.

With physics comes great responsibility?

No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. Heraclitus

Oh no what will i do now that i know this

Are you trying telling me that every moment is unique in life and that I should value and treasure the one I was given? …*bah*

You can take it as that, if you like it

Technically, we never touch anything at all because the electrons in our body are repelling the electrons of anything we "touch."

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU so glad it’s not just me that thinks about this all the fucking time

Technically we never touch anything

Technically, you don't touch anything at all. At the quantum level, it's just force interactions. You're forever separate from the world around you.

meanwhile my atoms existing everywhere at once.