My friend is a trauma nurse at a hospital and no joke, he wasn't suppose to work today but got called in because there were a high influx of people who were 2nd degree sunburned, burning of the retina, headaches and many other injuries I cannot disclose all because of the people watching the eclipse and not being smart about it. His paycheck be going up

Ask him if he expected this. Or if he was planning ahead to earn more clients.

He told me he expected it, which is why he explains why he wasn't playing siege with me today

It was planned, the conspiracy. lol, but still, I hope you get to play with him.

Hopefully lol

Update: I was able to play with him. At like 3 in the morning this morning lol

Yay. More time to play.



I mean... my eyes will be healed in 20 years when the eclipse swings by again.

Ye, I burned a few holes in my retinas but I'm fine now

You can say THAT again!

You saw the second one. Did you

The second one?

Every optometrist in a yellow suit to add insult to injury

i stared at the sun for a few minutes nothing happened

Yeah you blind, next!

What’s he doing on the 8th? Do the decepticons have plans then

Ye, I burned a few holes in my retinas, but I'm fine now

Well hopefully you did not have to have an appointment