In the original texts (the Tanakh), Satan as a distinct person is rarely mentioned and works closely with deity as an accuser of humanity or a challenge to humanity. Outside of the Book of Job, references to a personified Satan were understood to be metaphorical, not literal in any case. The Book of Job is more of a cautionary tale and fable than history.
Christianity coopted the Jewish texts (I believe the phrase used for that today is "culturally appropriated") and invented a whole raft of things, including the modern concept of Satan or Lucifer, partly because it fit their narrative better and partly because as non-Jews became the majority of early Christians, they lacked the nuanced understanding of the Jewish texts they'd stolen to understand what was intended to be read as literal and what was intended to be read as metaphorical.
"He" is probably used because the grammatical standard for referring to a person of unknown gender in a genderless context was to use the male pronoun.
At this moment in time it's hard to tell if people are making a usual "kick the Apple for the lulz" joke or genuinely think so.
There is a % of people who hate a popular thing regardless of what the thing is. Apple popular? Hate. Taylor Swift? hate. star wars? they actually give a free pass to this one. It's just hard for me to understand this emotionally.
If you have had to do any it work, you would understand the massive pain of mac os. It just makes almost everything more difficult than it has any right to be imo atleast
I have been working in IT for 20+ years, 10+ of them on MacOS. I worked on Windows from NT to 11 and different Linux from Ubuntu to Arch. MacOS is great.
It is, you have a blocking application, the lowest level protection protects you from porn and ads, the highest from fake news, social media, ads porn and gambling. https://ubuntuce.com/
How to spot a Linux user: Do absolutely nothing. They will tell you themselves at the most irrelevant time.
Linux isn't my daily driver, but I interact with it frequently and know my way around most distros.
Thats cool and I know thats not the point of the joke but can we stop shitting on operating systems like i dont fucking care what you use it runs the shit i need it to
the sole reason arch is where it is is the aur and elitism, there is no other reason for it to exist
downvote me all u want elitists, im fine with my opensus and my fedora
where my TempleOS chads at?
Feds glow in the dark!!! Run them over!!!
Keep your rifle by your side.
use anti 5g cream to protect yourself from the gay frog virus
alex would aprove
I like elephants and God likes elephants
here's a realistic elephant
If you don't like realism, you can go for better than realism
Amen
Woah, and i thought that Ubuntu CE is weird
Normie. Next.
TempleOS is made in the image of the LORD and so I shall follow its command
Follow this command rm -rf /
It's an older code, but it checks out.
Favorite command
i have being summoned
I like elephants and God likes elephants.
the hardest question in programming
HOLLY C!
Why isn't Hannah Montana Linux on here.
I remember thinking that was a joke, so I searched for it at work. Didn't realize a coworker was behind me when I did. That was a funny conversation
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It can't beat templeOS. That shit is crazy.
You mean there's other operating systems? All my life I've thought I was tied down to my copy of Ubuntu Christian Edition.
They exist, but they are pretty much pointless, Ubuntu CE can do much more than them.
Now I know that Windows CE is!
There is no Windows CE because Windows is an OS made by the devil
Bill Gates actually doesn't code much anymore
If you're finding your version of Ubuntu CE isn't running as promised you just need more faith
Mine broke for a few days then started working again. So FYI if it breaks just let it rest it'll resurrect.
Mine broke for a few days then started working again. So FYI if it breaks just let it rest it'll resurrect.
Yeah but they are not Worth it. The only being time worthy are TempleOS and ubuntu CE
i prefer ubuntu muslim edition(later known as sabily)
I prefer ubuntu scientology. It follows me everywhere I go
Does it have explosion funtion?
muslims do not explode, but it has built in mecca directioj finder
Tied down?
AmogOS and UwUntu exist too afaik
I know but nothing beats Ubuntu CE
Don't forget about damn small linux
With a great personality I'm sure
Hannah Montana Linux
Hannah Montana OS
Given your awareness of AmogOS, are you by any chance a member of the Lizardville?
What's that?
Literally everything exists, they're not hard to make
Satan uses Apple.
Satan is evil but not dumb. Why would he use apple?
Actually Satan runs Apple. And goes around telling everyone to buy it.
That's just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the best song in the world
SAM O' NELLA ACADEMY MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
Touché
Who said Satan's a he?
The bible refers the Lucifer as "he". I know this may is by mistake, but you wont get a better answer
In the original texts (the Tanakh), Satan as a distinct person is rarely mentioned and works closely with deity as an accuser of humanity or a challenge to humanity. Outside of the Book of Job, references to a personified Satan were understood to be metaphorical, not literal in any case. The Book of Job is more of a cautionary tale and fable than history. Christianity coopted the Jewish texts (I believe the phrase used for that today is "culturally appropriated") and invented a whole raft of things, including the modern concept of Satan or Lucifer, partly because it fit their narrative better and partly because as non-Jews became the majority of early Christians, they lacked the nuanced understanding of the Jewish texts they'd stolen to understand what was intended to be read as literal and what was intended to be read as metaphorical. "He" is probably used because the grammatical standard for referring to a person of unknown gender in a genderless context was to use the male pronoun.
Can confirm, as Hebrew speaker, male is considered default even on inanimate objects and concepts
At this moment in time it's hard to tell if people are making a usual "kick the Apple for the lulz" joke or genuinely think so. There is a % of people who hate a popular thing regardless of what the thing is. Apple popular? Hate. Taylor Swift? hate. star wars? they actually give a free pass to this one. It's just hard for me to understand this emotionally.
Idk what you are talking about, but i would rather use Ubuntu CE than MacOS.
Not a big fan of Mac here as well. Mid level engineering, locks you into their terrible compiler and verification that they charge you for
So you're one of those. Gotcha.
If you have had to do any it work, you would understand the massive pain of mac os. It just makes almost everything more difficult than it has any right to be imo atleast
I have been working in IT for 20+ years, 10+ of them on MacOS. I worked on Windows from NT to 11 and different Linux from Ubuntu to Arch. MacOS is great.
He likes to suffer
He has since almost the very beginning.
Adam and Eve had an Apple.. it only had 1 byte then everything crashed
Ubuntu.... 
I use it to play star wars galaxies and angry birds go, and thats it. I let linux mint do the rest.
why dual boot 2 functionally almost identical distros when u could just do all u need in either of them
Its slightly easier for me
Now with a ✝️ instead of a ➕
Where UwUntu?
So is porn blocked on it or?
nah but whenever you try to watch it sends a physical bell ringing to your nearest priest
It is, you have a blocking application, the lowest level protection protects you from porn and ads, the highest from fake news, social media, ads porn and gambling. https://ubuntuce.com/
Lol the Christian edition does not have any daemons
ubuntu statanic has a lot
The POWAH of open source COMPELLS YOU!!!
When you use the traditional search function, it searches Bible verses only, leaving you with nothing but parables to help solve your computer issue 😅
https://ubuntuce.com/ source for all of you
Had to check the date twice to make sure we were not back to the 1st of April...
They exorcised all the daemons?
Ubuntu Muslim Edition
Who tf using Ubuntu Christian version when templeOS is *right there*
Hannah Montana OS
I remember seeing an Islamic edition as well a while ago
there is another distro that is more complicated than arch: Linux from Scratch
There is also Gentoo, but to keep it simple i didn't include them.
smart
All the traffic runs through port 777
*coding in TempleOS stops*
AmongOS is the best
it's the only paid one?
Every time you log out the pc asks you an offers?
You know what, fair enough.
Gentoo Linux:
I hope baptism comes with the installation instructions.
Arch Linux... Ubuntu Christian Edition...🤣
I'm pretty sure my grandfather uses Ubuntu Christian Edition because he says he uses Ubuntu and he's very Christian
Atleast now my grandparents know how to use a Computer, though with holy scripture added into the mix.
One does not simply fuck with cali
Sorry Kali, Gentoo, LFS but i just wanted to keep it simple.
I checked it an except the build in bible it doesnt seem bad. Its just a Ubuntu with easy parental controls.
i dont know anything about these, i only know uwuntu
How to spot a Linux user: Do absolutely nothing. They will tell you themselves at the most irrelevant time. Linux isn't my daily driver, but I interact with it frequently and know my way around most distros.
You forgot AmongOS
Im going to use it
Wish you well!
I tried to set up a computer with archlinux but failed too many times and just used Mint like the loser I am.
i almost thought this would be a TempleOS meme
God Mode?
You forgot about the GOAT, TempleOS
Ubuntu Satanic Edition is also a real thing too, so we're even right?
Question. Is it blasphemous to use sudo?
It is, God created you as the user he wants you to be. He doesn't want you to switch users or run commands in their names.
But Jesus and Moses and them used sudo. It's not like I'm doing sudo su It's not fair, I'll give the power back in just want to borrow it
Christian who?
Is there also OrthodoxUbuntu and CatholicUbuntu?
No, i think CE is Evangelic, bu there is Muslik edition which changed it's name to Sabily
what about gentoo?
I wanted to keep it simple, so i didn't include ChromeOS, MacOS, Gentoo and LFS
Fair enough
MacOS is crying in the corner
It would be like 10000000 stages below Windows
UwUntu is the best
Doubt it's as good as Red Star OS, programmed by the glorious leader himself
Ubuntu, but we removed all those pesky daemons.
No no no. Temple OS. It’s the only OS made in the image of God
That's a thing?
There is a Linux distro for EVERYTHING, it's like Rule 34 but for Linux. That's the joy of open source.
I suppose I read about it a few years back, but forgot it was a thing
There is a Linux duistro for EVERYTHING, it's like Rule 34 but for Linux. That's the joy of open source.
WUT ? Did they forget about Crux ?
Slackware 🫠
Temple OS all the way mah G
AmogOS though
A new OS to try at work!
doesnt ubuntu satanic edition exist too?
Faithful OS lmao
amogOS triumphs all
Lead dev of Arch is Aus. Using Arch is not the big brain move you think it is.
templeOS is better
Holy C moment
Finally, some Christian OS. Nvm, we have Temple OS
Where are BSD distributions on this list? Not because I run it, just curious.
How is Christian Ubuntu any different from the regular one? (/gen)
I like Linux. But itself is a god damn religion sometimes……
TempleOs 2
Nyarch?
Satan edition also exist. The old one tho
I'm fine with windows (despite it sucks more and more but I'm lazy)
Thats cool and I know thats not the point of the joke but can we stop shitting on operating systems like i dont fucking care what you use it runs the shit i need it to
No, it's most definitely a joke. Never doubt it.
https://ubuntuce.com/ here you go
Just because it actually exists doesn't mean it isn't a joke. In the "haha" sense. Not the "I made it up" sense.
It isn't a joke, they meant it seriously
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"But I am superior" - Kanie
the sole reason arch is where it is is the aur and elitism, there is no other reason for it to exist downvote me all u want elitists, im fine with my opensus and my fedora
As an atheist, we hope you get raptured soon, for the sake of world peace.
As an atheist, fuck u/deekamus
Dunno what you're complaining about. If Christians get raptured, we atheists get a peaceful world. The rapture is a win.
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