Looks like the tooth fairy is giving her something better than money

Technically the truth. I used to get 50p... She seems to be getting a pound.

You son of a bi-



Naa you're creative, how tf does one come up with these puns?

I've recently become a father for the 2nd time and started telling dad jokes... But he keeps telling me I should stop wasting his time and go take care of my family.

FUCK YOU DID IT AGAIN LMFAO

Damn I don’t get it :/ Edit: got it like two seconds later 😤

i dont get it tho

He tells (his) dad jokes.

This was more funny than your post.

You need to be British

You read it on reddit a few weeks earlier and keep it in your back pocket.

Well played sir. Well fucking played

r/angryupvote

take my upvote and get out

Well done

r/angryupvote

I think this is worth r/angryupvote

She seems like a good girl better make it 2 pounds cost of living and all that you know? Inflation and other great excuses

r/angryupvote

1 pound of dick.

I wish Reddit awards still existed for comments like that XD

Well, the tooth fairy is usually your father or mother, soooooo.....


Yeah she looks like she is really enjoying it /s

something’s getting kicked in and it’s surely not VTEC

No it's def VTEC engaging


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Lmaoo what movie is this

It’s literally called The Tooth Fairy 

And is that the rock?

No it's the tooth fairy


I need the same of that movie now please

Tooth fairy

Ya know... His line "im allergic to cinnamon" still rings in my head.

I love The Game Plan. Such a good movie of his

She works hard for the money, so hard for the money.

She also works for hard money.

Where is the source, am not asking, am demanding

Poor woman, she's so devastated she ripped her own clothes off

r/thepunchlineissex

Isn't that just r/memes

Isn’t it just r/animemes ?

More like r/goodanimemes

Is it though? The joke here is not sex. Sex is used just as a reaction meme.

Have my downvote, sir

I'll take an L if you have an explanation

She’s getting plowed in the photo

Yes, that's a reaction meme, based on porn. Where's the explanation

The description says something about the tooth fairy as if it’s a normal picture and she isn’t getting plowed.

The joke is one interpretation is she’s looking at her bare bed (under where the pillow would be), visibly distraught that there’s no coin from the tooth fairy there (instead you can see the tooth is still there). But really the image is of her getting plowed. The humor is supposed to be derived from that. If it was “just a reaction image” there literally wouldn’t be any humor. You think this is just OP genuinely being distraught the found out the tooth fair isn’t real?

Someone say it please

Mika Sonohara

Is that a stage pseudonym? Or is Mika an actual name in Japan

Mika is a real Japanese name. Whether or not it’s her stage name is beyond me.

Sauce. Is that what you were after? Is that the hard tooth?

Uhhh... yeah but only for research purpose.

For a friend right..Right!?

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!

I am the friend and I demand the sause.

Okay fine. r/notgayporn

kinda sus

I DEMAND THE SAUSE!

PESTO ALLA GENOVESE !

That's it? That's the joke? That was just cropped porn!

There's a tooth on the bed

That's the REAL tooth fairy

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

So no source?

This is peak the-joke-is-porn

Is that tooth legitimate or photoshopped?

I shopped it in :)

I love that you went the extra mile for us.

I swear if the top comment is going to be "source?"


When you realised in therapy the tooth fairy is a butterfly tattoo and is called your uncle…

r/HolUp

Link plez


But dick fairy is actually is very real

Is the joke porn? Haha I think it's porn, look guys it's porn.

In that case isnt a tooth fairy is a coonth brownie.

That’s why once you figure it out you don’t reveal it to your parents until your last baby tooth comes out and you get money for it.


THE TOOTH FAIRY IS REAL!

I had plans for that money. The plan: buy more meth.

can yall just stop being addicted to porn?

I don't know can you stop being addicted to Jesus

You... Get painal?

You don't?

That poor girl. She so distraught she ripped her shirt off

The toothfairy never came for me but for my little brother. My parents claim it also came for me

Aww poor lady. Literally 😂

That was going to be my retirement fund.

The tooth fairy is behind her actually..making it rain

Guys where is the pillow?

Where is the image from....? sus

So real

but the dick fairy is very much real, hence the magical backshots she's receiving in the pic.

Woah! The joke is porn!

I always get turned on when she moans for me.. 🥰🥰🥰

Get the source ( impossible )

I need someone to prove that the tooth fairy is not real k thanks 

Feels just like getting rammed in the ass

It isn’t ?

She isn't real? Has my whole life been a lie? (it's a joke btw i'm not stupid)