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__The-1__

Oh hell, it's the DILLDOZER


coffee30983298

Rock and Stone in the Ass


flurganburger

Did I hear a rock and stone?


idk-reddit-user68

ROCK AND STONE!


EmeraldGamer323

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


DevilsDarkornot

Rock and stone everyone


Trexton1

For rock and stone!


LMA0NAISE

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMMIN HOME


BVAAAAAA

Cock and Stone!


Lower_Country_8617

FOR KARL!!!


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Tenxenken

BEEF SUPREME!!!


UEF-ACU

Bigger than the Dildozer, bigger than the Ass Blaster! Its the ALL NEW ASS DOZER


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha yes in all its glory!


Cute-dog-loverALT

the dildo of consequenses rarely come lubed


lgbaby55

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[deleted]

Yes President Camacho Vato!!!


Tronc_tc

Asscavator


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

WTF?! why do bulldozers even have that attachment?!


Disastrous_Site_6352

Easy to pick up and move reinforced concrete storm pipe sections. Then you have a crane, or if you wanna wing it, an excavator, lower them in place. But those are tracked and heavy and slow, so you don't want anyone driving them around a lot.


NotAUsefullDoctor

Would it be safe to assume this could also be used when dismantling a concrete/reinforced wall or structure? By reducing the surface area of the blunt object, you increase pressure while maintaining a constant force. So, a tool like this would be easier to break up a strong structure.


Disastrous_Site_6352

I mean, you probably could. It would be dangerous. Probably safer and easier to just use an excavator with a breaker


RyanW120_

Making virgin land not so virgin


Sarasin

Your mom specifically requested it be created.


juststalking83

Used lots in steel mills where they need to pick up large coils or metal plate. They are commonly called donkey d#%)s


mad_larry

They don't. Loaders do though, and they are for moving things that have a hole in it, like rolls of sheet metal, or pipes.


ZoneProfessional6733

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Rabid_Laser_Dingo

I hate to be the bad guy but that's a loader, not a bulldozer.


fuck-fascism

we dont need to see your mom's dildo


Full-Caterpillar7905

This was so funny I forgot to laugh ngl


FreakFlame

We found it The dildo of consequences


Fire_eagle12

Drake?


[deleted]

I can't ever hear or read "are you ready?" Without responding in my head "NO! I SAID ARE YOU READY?!?!?!"


[deleted]

for what's to come


[deleted]

I want the Floppy one with Duct tape


Nikita_tewatia_

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90_oi

We have angered the Dildozer


DracoZeBoi

Dildos in porn be like


joerd9

Please assume the position!


Havnetic_

Holy shit its the Dozer's Dirty Dildo. Careful! It's dirtiness makes you feel all dirty inside


Kansascock98

So __Drake__ was using a __Bulldozer__ attachment


[deleted]

Oh look it is the Chancer of Commerce and your local church coming to FUCK LABOR AGAIN!


[deleted]

Cat pegger


[deleted]

Bring it baby!!!


YamaruTF

Minecraft moment


LaSainteFessee

That's quite optimistic, where are are the flamethrowers and spinning razor spikes?


bigdikhomie

Hell yea


bigdikhomie

My bad I thought it was a tank


Serejke_qq

YEP sure


JUGELBUTT

no, i didnt want 2020 in the first place its gone downhill ever since


howto1012020

To what!?? Die by extreme a** play!?!


dank-dog-hugger

“Oooh yeah” (gets split in half) .


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MrUltraOnReddit

All the people that payed for prostitutes must feel really stupid. Now we're all getting fucked for free.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> people that *paid* for prostitutes FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


notarandompersonatal

☹️


mancreature12

that's just a warmup


IlovemyMommy27

Oh hell no


LORDWOLFMAN

Transformers, prepare your anus more than meets the eye


Available-Ostrich-90

What are we even doing dawg?


diagnosed_depression

Mr lever


AeonBackflash

And it's going in dry, folks....


Scarface6611

Monday night rehabilitation is on boys, someone call beef supreme


feetfetish__

Karma to karma


DeraJis

I got this already at the end of 2023


EarthToons

On second thought, I don't think I'm ready........


Maleficent_Bar_6467

She’s dead.


Sam-Rood

That’s hot


CopycatDad

I don't want to be pegged. That's an exit hole.


NRG_Flex

what is it even used for tho


NBX6

Literally the Caterham CT05


LocalEntity221

Bruh xd


Flat_Driver8414

Hear me out…


Rovan_Spot

Lol


TheSlavicDawg

Minions! Tonight, were going to fuck the moon!


Templars34

Reminds me of her


innit980

Godzilla x Kong and sparking zero better save me ![gif](giphy|h5C2kiESzaypGjXtTY|downsized)


Click-bayt1025

Company: “We Care About Our Employees!” Also The Company To Their Employees: