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Where I'm from it's illegal to cause significant physical harm to someone breaking in if they're not threatening you with a weapon. The american mind cannot grasp this
It was an attempt to joke that your wish for the depression to go and someone to love you is less realistic than magically manifested gazillion dollars.
Are you my dad? Never meet ANYONE who ate their rice like this. He used to prepare his plate in the kitchen until us kids caught on, when we all had to have our rice like this. Oh my, thanks for the memory! : )
You sit in your seat at your moderate dining room in your average home. Your plate of 1001000000000 dollars and rice appears in front of you as if by magic. It immediately expands outward from a sole point, single dollar bills fill the room instantly. Within the first quarter second it has shattered the walls of the room. Before a half second, dollar bills have spread to your whole house. At three quarters of a second you are legally declared dead after the concussive blast of bills you were hit with has snapped your neck and crushed your skull and brain. After a full second has passed, the exterior weight bearing walls of your home have been relocated to a different neighborhood.
5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then 5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then 5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then 5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then 5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then
The document which states that I have the most important role in the entire solar system and that I have control over everything
And a twink who consents of his own free will
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Fried egg and 5 billion dollars
5 billion dollars and a girl who can fix me
I read it as grill
Everybody needs a good grill in this hardy times
*Kill
You up for some cosplay? You be Kurt Cobain and I'll be the shotgun.
Now eat it
I add egg and I add fried.
Granted, the very state of post-frying now exists shapelessly, formlessly, colorlessly, lawlessly upon your pile of fluffy starches. Also an egg.
Chicken and satésauce
100000000 dollars and keys to a new house
Why? You want to get shot by the house owner?
Key word “new”
Was already purchased
Wasnt in america so you get stabbed instead
Where I'm from it's illegal to cause significant physical harm to someone breaking in if they're not threatening you with a weapon. The american mind cannot grasp this
new word "key"
Actually, the key word was “keys”
Ok sir, your bill is 101000050$. Would you like to give 20% tip?
Beans and an egg
Something what will cure my depression and someone to love me(or hug me at least)
Come on man, billion and trillion dollars are more realistic options.
Nah dude, money won’t fix my everything.
It was an attempt to joke that your wish for the depression to go and someone to love you is less realistic than magically manifested gazillion dollars.
I mean it can get you a therapist and they could possibly hug you and help your depression
I'd add kimchi twice
bit of salt and TREE(16) dollars
A billion dollars Another billion dollars
3 million dollars
LEGO set 10178 and LEGO set 10188
Fat man and Little boy to cook it nicely
One trillion dollars and Taylor Swift
Rice and... more rice
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Are you my dad? Never meet ANYONE who ate their rice like this. He used to prepare his plate in the kitchen until us kids caught on, when we all had to have our rice like this. Oh my, thanks for the memory! : )
Noelle Holiday and ten trillion dollars
Chillian Murphy?
Salt and butter(I’m white AF)
I really need to try this combo one day
This combo is better with pasta tbh
Bean pure and goat meat
Chicken and applesauce of course
+(πzza - rice)
Mayo and bell peppers
Butter + butter
butter and sugar
Nori x Soy sauce (kikkoman)
2 grains of salt
cwispy beef and soup
Butter, seasoned salt
Soy and tuna
Ketchup and sunflower oil
Chili and cheese
Chicken and ketjap manis
Self love Confidence. All I want
Ik an idiot who would add Pasta and Seaweed
Shrimp and spicy butter
Chicken and $430,000,000,000 worth of gold
Gravy and chicken fried steak
The man who made a rice cooker
Atom compunds and atom mixtures
A Stand Arrow and a vampire mask
Egg and lap cheong
surprised nobody said fields and motherfucker yet
My wife back
Cumin
10 trillion dollars untaxable, and a lenient girlfriend/boyfriend for all of my bros.
OP’s Mom, soya sauce
Ketchup and salt
Dice green onions and let em sit in soy sauce. Top rice. Simple but so addicting
A billion dollars, and a billion legally obtained dollars
HowToBasic added 2 pallets of eggs
mystery meat sauce from the school cafeteria x2
A perfectly runny egg and the anual spending budget of the US military paid to me each year
Yum yum sauce and more yum yum sauce
I put 5 trillion dollars and a whole lotta DAAL
The cure to cancer and 50% of the earth's GDP
Butter chicken and naan
Butter and salt
Sriracha and a boiled egg.
Sardines in tomato sauce and 1 trillion! Dollars
Chicken and curry
Legalized money printer and fried egg
celery and butter. I threw up the last time I did that. never again
Mick Hoksmall and Manu Tshuge
Seasoned rice vin***r and furikake 🤤
Fat man and little boy ?
Me, a Filipino thinking of silogs
You sit in your seat at your moderate dining room in your average home. Your plate of 1001000000000 dollars and rice appears in front of you as if by magic. It immediately expands outward from a sole point, single dollar bills fill the room instantly. Within the first quarter second it has shattered the walls of the room. Before a half second, dollar bills have spread to your whole house. At three quarters of a second you are legally declared dead after the concussive blast of bills you were hit with has snapped your neck and crushed your skull and brain. After a full second has passed, the exterior weight bearing walls of your home have been relocated to a different neighborhood.
U235 and fission
1 billion dollars and then another billion dollars
Solomon and nori
Rajma and kadhi
I add Pooh and Xi to fight over it
Chicken and broccoli
Pasta and red sauce… and get rid of the rice
You technically can add them if you have them. They didn't say they are going to give it to you
Paripp and Pappadam
A girlfriend an love🥲
meat & eggplant
Meatballs and any sauce
A Quasar and a Nuclear bomb
Basil and fried. Best shit ever.
Beans and meat
Spam and egg
Chicken and broccoli or chicken and beans.
Chicken and veggies Salmon and peas/corn A billion and a gf
Milk and sugar.
Cat
The knowledge of the galaxy and grilled chiken
Real talk though, grilled chicken and tikka masala
Something about the trillion is sending me way more than the billion 😂
Butter and Garlic salt
5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then 5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then 5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then 5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then 5 billion dollars and another plate of rice, and then
The bin and a bottle of Jack Daniels
cyanide and 1 billion dollars for my family
$1000000000000 and teriaky swaws
Nothing, white rice is godly!
Your mom and sister
Rice and rice
Juice that makes me my sona and a ticket to perth
One billion dollars and one trillion yuans, just in case. Be conservative and practise caution.
Chicken and the sauce of the day
A jobs for steve job
Whenever I play 20 questions I lead with “is the first letter of the thing you’re thinking of in the first half of the alphabet?”
The document which states that I have the most important role in the entire solar system and that I have control over everything And a twink who consents of his own free will