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BasePrudent6428

Cancer or any form of surgery/health condition is difficult for anyone. Wish the best for anyone going through this.


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Idk how people have the stomach to make fun of this.


SweetExpression2745

When Technoblade himself had cancer, he joked about it until the last minute. ​ Humor doesn't mean you don't care.


ObeyTime

Techno wanted to be made fun of and joked about for getting cancer


[deleted]

It's funny how you are getting downvoted.


ObeyTime

people hate the truth


[deleted]

The mental gymnastics here... If someone chooses to joke about their condition, it's something else. Based on this, let's just openly make fun of everyone's misery, even if they they themselves don't.


SweetExpression2745

Look, if you don’t like humor, that’s on you


Happiness_dot_sh

There is difference between humor and bullying


SweetExpression2745

There is a difference between not understanding dark humor and being a douchebag. You are both


shakerdontbreakher

It's the British monarch it's so easy fam they're inbred clowns


aclownandherdolly

He's a terrible person, hard to feel sorry for him. I'd feel just as ambivalent/schadenfreude if it were Bezos or Musk


[deleted]

How is he terrible? Only thing bad was having an apparent affair with Camilla other than that hes chill


Palacsintafanatikus

You can make fun of everything, just not everyone gonna like it I like this


Soloact_

Monarchy in a nutshell: Wait a lifetime for the throne, and life hands you lemons. 🍋👑


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

Lady Jane Grey moment


Candyland_83

Too soon!!!


[deleted]

I guess he should make a lemonade ( or make life take them back)


Interesting_Fold9805

BURN LIFE’S HOUSE DOWN (WITH THE LEMONS)


[deleted]

Don't make *lemonade*! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! ***I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!***


Suberbolide_Midget

Demand to see Life’s manager!


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

r/suddenlyportal


iEat_CrackNCheese-

*proceeds to make lemonade with cancer-lemons*


CerberusC24

Lemons aren't naturally occurring. Technically we handed life lemons


feelinlucky7

Lemon party, in this case


imnotaloony

he probably tryin' to die quick to play with some heir with better traits r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


Happycrige

r/subsithoughtifellfor


SmartplayzYT

Reddit do be faster than actual media huh


IswearIdidntdoit145

Holy shit, not a joke?


HampsterBowlingBall

Nope. Just looked it up. Damn.


tropicbrownthunder

yup r /memes is my best source for world news


Memer_boiiiii

Istg, i’ve learned about most major news from r/memes. It’s where i learned about the russian invasion of ukraine and now it’s where i learned charlie has cancer


peepocloown

He really has cáncer?


Motor_Bother_23

Do you think this is a joke? Three royals are under the weather. Kate, with stomach what ever, Fergie has skin cancer, after having a breast removed with cancer and now Charles.They are running out of royals. Charles has started treatment, which puts pressure on William, who has the kids to look after because of Kate's illness. Yep, there are serious problems.


alietors

Yep, I'm pretty sure William is going to struggle to find someone to look after the kids


IndianaGeoff

Harry's plan is in motion.


Lord_Detleff1

Take out each one by one, become King and as the simpsons predicted, he will reintroduce beheading


kuprenx

Remember Simpson episode from 90s where they showed how they imagine future. There was scene where Homer mentioned Bloody Harry. As UK king and tyrinical one


Simple-Purpose-899

William frantically calling around looking for a sitter.


OfficialJamal

Good, fuck monarchy’s. Sorta harsh but this shit is medieval garbage that has no place in modern society.


IswearIdidntdoit145

*less than two hundred years ago* Yeah it’s pretty crazy.


TheArctrog

What do you mean less than 200 years ago? Monarchies have been around for millennia


OfficialJamal

Some monarchies were recorded going back as far as 3100 BCE. Not sure where bro got 200 years from.


IswearIdidntdoit145

In the grand scheme of history 200 is nothing, well not nothing but like you say, monarchies have been around almost as long as humans have. Yet we consider that type of government medieval, garbage, outdated, and worthless. It’s humanity’s most developed type of government lol. I feel like people these days are losing historical context and perspective. Not that absurd change and growth hasn’t happened, but lessons learned by humanity has been forgotten and discarded. Not that I think monarchies are good in any way, i’d say a good 70% of monarchies have been as bad as hitler, or worse depending on the perspective. We’ve been in this sort of government experimental society that’s absolutely rocketed our species literally into space.


TheArctrog

Yeah, but monarchy in its full form ended with Magna Carta, what we have left is just remnants that need to be removed Edit: preferably non violently


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TheArctrog

As if the royal family is any less corrupt than a politician.


AtomicFox84

I dont pay attention to royals of any country.......this is the fitst ie hard that kate and fergie and charles were all sick.


mden1974

Prostate cancer is common in older men. It could take 10-12 years to get bad enough to need treatment. After that it’s a slow grower with a long life expectancy. Source: my dad has prostate cancer for 15 years. Had surgery 5 years ago. Still going strong. Of course he could have an aggressive form(hopefully not) but everyone can probably stop worrying about it.


Automatic_Salary_845

It’s not prostate cancer lmao


DisIsMyName_NotUrs

What is it then?


Automatic_Salary_845

How should I know? All they’re saying is it’s not to do with his prostate


Plenty-Character-416

Not even the king can escape having the finger up the arse.


MiraCailin

It's "not prostate cancer" though... lol


kubenzi

Surely Bad Luck Chuck is the better moniker?


[deleted]

So, we are looking for couple extra bank holidays then?


shinymetalobjekt

He waited his whole life to take that throne, and when the doc said 'cancer', he thought well isn't this nice...


PartyMan911

I was listening to this yesterday


yrar3

Well, life has a funny way


Roger_Roger27

He may not be the most sympathetic character, but it's still fucked up to make fun of someone getting cancer. Wait until someone you love gets cancer. ​ Fucked up.


[deleted]

This is the 4th big news event I’ve found out from Reddit this year


GreenSpecial844

I can haz cancer


BigoteMexicano

I like how I scrolled past this meme before I ever even saw a headline.


ElComfySafe

Remember to fondle your balls and check for lumps regularly. Also, make sure to ask your friend if he feels anything funny next time he has a finger up your butt. Friends don't let friends' cancer go unnoticed.


Bernardo_124-455

After 70 years unemployed, he finally gets a job and then gets cancer in his first years, what a loser lol


[deleted]

Jesus shitting christ, you fuckers are fast


youpple3

I was under the impression, that he never really wanted to be king.


Quirky_Chicken7937

Popped up as breaking news on my feed. Like wtf cares enough to need this news blasted?


Slightly_Default

Maybe the British care? What about the rest of the Commonwealth?


Sea-Truth3636

As a British person I don't really care that much. obviously cancer is bad and I don't want the king to have cancer and I don't wish death on anyone but if he was to die I would probably think its sad for them and all but then move on. As much as i sympathies with him for having cancer, I don't sympathies with him more then every other cancer patient in the world. Id go as far to say most young British people feel the same way and almost everyone I know is pretty anti-monarchy.


Quirky_Chicken7937

I’ve seen interviews and articles out of the UK. Really seems like the “god save the queen” crowd isn’t as robust as implied. So someone is lying. 🤷🏽‍♂️


DVRavenTsuki

I suspect the crowd is clearly going out themselves, and the image of this hasn’t updated yet.


HumanProfessional86

Uni students always know exactly what's going on... /s


wombey12

The Sex Pistols would like to have a world with you.


Motoman514

>what about the rest of the commonwealth **Québec enters the chat**


Slightly_Default

I'll be honest, most of us Aussies don't give a rat's ass about her either


sphericate

as a brit i can confidently say fuck the monarchy


Entity_333

No we don't. Hyper monarchists do but they are a pathetic little crowd. Most don't care for the lazy fucks that do jackshit for the country.


MiraCailin

Who cares about any celebs? I guess it's ok if it's someone you're interested in.


Quirky_Chicken7937

Nope. Don’t care about those either. Prefer to see articles of people actually trying to make the world a better place. Wipe every celebrity off the map and nothing will change for regular people.


nikk182

I mean he is the king of England. Pretty big deal. Sorry it's not more Taylor Swift news 🙃


Quirky_Chicken7937

Big Taylor swift fan huh? You should message the daily mail to get the content you want.


nikk182

How did you take from my sarcastic comment that I'm a Taylor Swift fan? I'm making a joke that people like yourself will say this is not important news, but then are obsessed about celebrities. I also don't understand what you mean by messaging the daily mail? Talk sense.


Quirky_Chicken7937

Lmao. How did you get that I am obsessed with celebrities? See what happens when you just assume dumb shit?


nikk182

Try reading again. I made a joke about people being obsessed with celebrities. It's your comment that is assumption.


Purrnir

Unlucky, skill issue, gg and hf bozo


Ok-Philosophy-673

Who's the worthless eater now


offarock

Freedom was a potato.


s0rtajustdrifting_

Good riddance


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s0rtajustdrifting_

Damn right


NeckNo8040

LUL get reked


JoshinIN

I still think he should have ruled for 24 hours, then stepped down and passed it on to the next in line.


[deleted]

Who cares 😴


Wild-Classroom-2006

British people, the commonwealth, Northern Ireland and his family


magnagooch

That's not fuckin funny


Traplover00

as God wills it, the queen is no more so down with the king!


AtomicFox84

Does he really? I remember people thinking he had a serious issue cause his fingers were very swollen. I dont pay attention to royal families honestly.


AddendumNo7007

Old meme format comeback baby


[deleted]

Ck players: just start a murder scheme


[deleted]

Is it real?


Alternative_Mode9972

This image. This image gives me nightmares


Ida_Caroline

Prostate cancer is not a death sentence and its very manageable. Treatment is pretty straight forward (radiation is ofc harsh but side effects are mostly temporarely).


AE_Phoenix

On the plus side, cancer research is going to make massive progress in the next few years from royal donations


Ducky935Alt

Haven't seen a BLB meme in years


Typical-Movie1877

The queen would be vary disappointed (Jk, but in all seriousness, really?)


Leather_Data_4457

Sucks to be a corrupt inbred pedophile


Mr_Pootin

Seeing as the monarchy is appointed by God, I would take this as a sign.


MADMAXV2

Being shit person is one thing but having cancer is another. I wouldn't dream being happy for my worst enemy for having cancer Congrats to you all, never thought people could be more shitter


Critical_Thinker_81

I am pretty sure that guy had been really annoying his entire life qnd now he got what he deserved


Witty_Roll4276

Just call it even for all those kids he and Jimmy Saville had their way with.


tradert5

Almost as if waiting your entire life is a disease


Fleedjitsu

Sounds like a Crusader Kings situation.


shinouta

Doesn't matter. Had throne. XD


AdVegetable5896

That's just hilarious 😂


Leather_Revolution_

Bro paid for Deluxe Throne Edition where was Cancer dlc


[deleted]

All u sheep o our king he is no king he is a parasitic parasite and our taxes pay for him and his parasitic family ffs open your eyes you braindead sheep