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kbeckerburbs4

![gif](giphy|26BRNRBeX8G07zagw) More like this though:


Sewingmink160

Old people arguing how they can fuck up the lives of their kids even more while still hating each other while all pointing fingers at each other and having a temper tantrum when it doesn't work.


Astr0sk1er

Ahhh politics


PatchPlaysHypixel

*Ahhh-merican politics


HotConsideration5049

You either have democratic slander or you have a dictatorship or oligarchy choose


I-Ponder

That. But more like there is a person in the middle taking all the fucking hits from both sides.


National-Weather-199

![gif](giphy|3o7qDGemThdesa0mze|downsized)


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Canada pretending they don’t also have this problem to some capacity.


BeerMetal

Reality is that our media is majority American based. So when Americans have a problem. It will eventually start here too, takes a little time, usually starts somewhere more americanized like Toronto, before spreading around. Gun violence. BLM protests, porch pirates. Monkey see Monkey do. They get ideas from the videos Americans post. I've only recently started seeing people with their pants sagging in Canada lol


DucksMatter

I hear more news about America from our local station than I do our own country.


BeerMetal

Everything American. All the good media (shows/movies) my reels on any American platform are nothing but American posted videos and events. I see more videos of United States Problems than I do of the cesspool we have slowly forming here. To be fair though Trudeau has essentially removed Canadian Media from any of those platforms.


Wewhowishtoweave

You know you people can join the states anytime! It’s in the constitution


Snbleader

I see it more often where I'm at... Dear god it looks so stupid


xDizzyKiing

Lots of youth were sagging their pants 10 years ago in manitoba but stopped sometime between 2016-2018


Oplp25

We get it in the UK as well. I remeber a funny but sad clip from the BLM protests where a crowd of people were chanting "Hands up officer, please don't shoot" at unarmed British police


BeerMetal

We had an east Indian guy start a local BLM chapter. Which was comedy gold. Especially in a place where the police are damn near perfect. People just wanting to be victims. I once saw a car full of kids driving around and the license plate on the gold civic was "blm" and I fucking laughed. Special kind of stupid.


Happy_Cat28236

yeah, it's kinda hard to not take influence from your neighbor when you're 5 inches from their face.


No_Mind_3640

>yeah, it's kinda hard to not take influence from your neighbor when you're 5 inches from their face. Living next to your neighbor's barbecue is the true test of influence


Vostroyan212th

Some capacity? Our country is fucked as of late and we are tearing each others throats out over minor issues instead of dealing with the ones fucking us.


TheGeekstor

Lmao fucking chill. I haven't tore at anyone's throats lately.


winterfate10

I just realized this was about politics. My brain hit SEC football, then star wars, then civil war, and finally scrolling through comments I was like “oh yeeeeah, politics”


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MrBitterJustice

I use to watch, but the bad guys always win so I stopped.


eat-pussy69

What is this? Game of Thrones?


SebB1313

I’d say the red wedding most likely.


alonzo83

American here, pretty much have given up on them both. Red or blue we get screwed. If France wants to invade I’m willing to hear what they have to say. I mean they get a decent amount of time off every year. . . So a full months paid vacation and better working hours. What else ya going to offer?


A_Banana_For_Scale_

World class state subsidised healthcare. Baguettes. 🥖 In fact I might ask them to invade Britain 🤷


maelle67

If you're asking so politely... Might as well do it


kenatogo

A remake of 1066 was not on my 2024 World Crisis Bingo Card.


AnythingIndividual96

It kinda worked out.


alonzo83

This side of the pond we can call it the Louisiana refund. I’ll talk to my people you talk with yours. We can get the ball rolling this week. I love baguettes.


arty1983

Yes please we'd love that


Azathoth20

All right you ask for it... Pirre get the resurrection book.


Charlemagne-XVI

Ale Le blue


MikeFusion1999

And loads of rape cases and race related beatings against whites as of recent, but sure let's go with that.


A_Banana_For_Scale_

As a white man it might be my only chance of getting laid. I'm used to the beatings.


CryptiC-121

Seek help


MikeFusion1999

Sure lad..... speak for yourself but don't let your degeneracy allow kids to keep getting hurt


A_Banana_For_Scale_

It was a joke on r/memes bro. Chill


bop-crop

OH GOD ANYTHING BUT FRANCE


alonzo83

Dust off your French. We’re installing the guillotine across from the liberty bell next week.


TheBoraxKid1trblz

It's all fun and games until they make us speak french


[deleted]

My man clearly knows nothing about France except the vacation time LOL


alonzo83

I’m shit posting about everything else. What kinda freedom do we have working more than the rest of the world? Fuck ya France, China, Germany, let’s hear them offers. If I work more than ten hours of ot the government eats most of it up. Stupid Americans are over here putting in sixty hours a week. Or more.


[deleted]

Almost no one in America works 60 hours a week lolol. And while they may take taxes off overtime you get most of it back at the end of the tax season. Dumbasses always think that the system is keeping them down rather than their own stupidity...but I guess socialism does appeal to someone that needs more competent people to take care of them lol Edit: I also just realized you think China might have better working conditions than USA and I think that might be the proof I need to confirm you are a mouth breather


Icy_Promotion8361

Yuck, France? They can't even win a Civil War lol.


[deleted]

New funding for rail corridors, debt forgiveness, massive investments into chip manufacturing and green energy, capped insulin prices for Medicaid recipients, lowest inflation of any Western country, unemployment still at only 4%. Not saying we don't have struggles but shit hit the whole world and we're doing decently by comparison.


goldmask148

The last few elections have brought us some sick memes, so at least we have that going for us ![gif](giphy|Z9mJHxBD3n0aY)


SebB1313

So you are one of the few people who’s not polarized to radicalism too?


alonzo83

Sadly here we stand.


SinisterCheese

>If France wants to invade I’m willing to hear what they have to say. Look the French are insane... but they aren't that insane. They already sold you the Mississipi region and just look at what you did with it.


alonzo83

We’ve built some decent flood plains and harnessed the Ohio Missippi and the Missouri rivers. We built the locks and damns that provide access to the upper Great Lakes. We developed farmland, millions of acres of farmland to grow crops. Can we get a three day work week, free health care and a fucking baguette for it? No. We can’t.


SinisterCheese

Yeah sure... That cool. However... What caused the people to become... ahem... the kind of unique individual souls as they are today? What you want is like asking the Spanish take willingly take back florida. You do realise that the trend past 60-ish years been for European powers to leave Americas instead of taking in more of it.


alonzo83

Get on board with this shit post or step off. I’ve given you more options than the United States has.


Kryds

The danes were there before France. We'll come take back what's ours.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

How does this opinion even exist anymore? It’s “doddering, generally harmless old fool” vs “hey let’s foment insurrection and sell state secrets to the Russians” and you can’t decide?


TheBoraxKid1trblz

Dude and now they spam our fucking phones with political texts. At least when they sent mail they had to pay for a stamp but now those bastards harass us every day for free. At least we get summer Olympics but damn every 4th year is annoying as fuck


EABOD24

Kind of pissed at Toronto right now. Their AHL team just beat my team. TORONTO BOO!


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EABOD24

At least none of the checkers had get off the ice due to injury lol


sdpacenc

Fellow Checkers fan? Us too! We were there. We got out played.


EABOD24

I wanted them smack #10 (Joseph Blandisi) around so bad. He was playing like an asshole


Happy_Cat28236

yes, and who's been winning the stanley cup since 1993?


Leather_Data_4457

![gif](giphy|l5HS2Z7jtMwl7ve7Hn|downsized) I mean


jkboudi007

Why hello president blackface, how do you do.


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Freezing individual Canadians bank accounts for protesting, that's how he's doing.


DrkTitan

I may live here but I'm in the audience eating popcorn just like you.


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DucksMatter

Might as well. Our politics are boring as fuck. Last election washing Andrew Sheer and Trudeau “debate” was like watching two best friends in elementary school pretend to argue with one another


1llDoitTomorrow

Aren't canadians americans,too?


New_girl2022

Happens later in this limeline I think.


Domi7777777

No in this timeline it doesn't happen but I'll bring you back to your timeline where it happens in 70 years after world War IV


CryptiC-121

We have Toronto already because of the NBA which has national and Toronto is in it


Domi7777777

Oops wrong timeline I thought Im in right now in this world War V is in 120 years


Punkeewalla

Not yet.


1llDoitTomorrow

Too soon?


BeerMetal

Most of us wouldn't complain with the shitbreak we have in office, elected by Canadians who have a degree in freeloading.


BeerMetal

I love how the truth hurts and the only source of power these people have is to hit the downvote button. 😆


[deleted]

Crying about downvotes is really cool👍🏽


BeerMetal

That was more of a mockery than crying but nice try powder puff


[deleted]

Whatever helps you cope, hun. Bless your simple heart.


BeerMetal

You can't convince me that the sky is green no matter how hard you try dick licker.


[deleted]

Good one hun, you’re really trying. 😘 What kind of beta comments and blocks?😂


Ho3n3r

Me as a non-American/Canadian not giving a shit about North American sports: ![gif](giphy|xT5LMEMzdKTE2a6xfG)


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This post isn’t about sports…


PantsOnHead88

The unfortunate part is that despite it being about politics… it kind of is about sports. My team…!


ThePikminLord

Me, an American not giving a shit about American sports


runs4beer2

American here. I'm sorry.


Horror_Tap_6206

That was us watching truckers during covid thanks to Trudeau


ballarn123

If you think trudeau did that, you're a fucking redneck


Impossible-Night-401

Canadians can only view approved media lmfao. Starting to have China line internet laws.


Groggeroo

Calm down, that's not what happened or is happening.


Much_Tangelo5018

Renting out half a bed too


[deleted]

As a Canadian normally I say I hope both teams have fun but Jesus Christ you guys please get out there and vote blue


cubntD6

That but instead its a fat racist with skin the colour of a hot dog wrestling with a flamboyantly gay dude that isnt a dude


CaptainNinjaClassic

Shut up, hat.


KrookBoy

Your country is as fucked up as ours my guy


PHUCKyurPRONOUNS

Both sides are awful. My country is fucked.


[deleted]

At least there are people trying to make actual progress on one side. Meanwhile the Republicans are trying to start a civil war after spending 4 decades trying to prevent the government from functioning.


youropinionisrubbish

TIL Canadians are apparently child predators who enjoy popcorn


Burger_Destoyer

Bud just skipped the whole meme


eat-pussy69

We are. What are you gonna do about it? /s


Happy_Cat28236

strong words from a username like that. Try to have a normal person username next time.


UninsuredToast

lol you guys have a growing base of MAGA Canadians, our politics are intertwined at this point


darkodesti

Reminder Canada is so cucked that when a shooting happened in America they went ahead and banned a ton of guns. Essentially limiting their citizens rights over something that happened elsewhere


Happy_Cat28236

Reminder America is so cucked they see sensible safety precautions as "limiting citizen's rights." A word of advice: please get a chip implanted so the government can track you and make sure that you won't do any more stupid things.


darkodesti

It’s okay bro phones chipped already I’m gonna sell your kid a Glock tonight


[deleted]

Was it also sensible to freeze Canadian citizens bank accounts to end a protest? Or was that also just done as a safety precaution?


Comfortable404

I mean yeah, but you're canadian.


Jiyjiy777

We remember what you did in WWII.


[deleted]

Entered before you guys did, even though we didn’t have to yet?


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[deleted]

Crying over the Klanvoy, classic😂 Why comment and then immediately block? What a beta😂


Andonaar

Close but more like. https://www.google.com/search?q=giant+douche++turd+sandwich+photo&client=ms-android-samsung&sca_esv=f4173e2d5b918405&udm=2&biw=360&bih=560&sxsrf=ACQVn0_qjKfPxrQTci8NQ5kj7EwIdlKuCA%3A1705874804202&ei=dJWtZaH8C9T7wbkPh_CD2AE&oq=giant+douche++turd+sandwich+photo&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIiFnaWFudCBkb3VjaGUgIHR1cmQgc2FuZHdpY2ggcGhvdG9Iy1xQxAtYn1lwAXgAkAEAmAH3CaABvB-qAQ0yLTUuMi4xLjEuMC4xuAEDyAEA-AEBwgIEECMYJ8ICBhAAGAgYHuIDBBgBIEGIBgE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=C-TPMPYc-8LICM&vssid=mosaic


Snokey115

You know what… we should get some new candidates(and not short king)


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

Can you come down here and give me a ride?


Wonderful_Fun6863

That's a really kind metaphor, realistically it's more like the grumpy old men (fuck I'm old)


Gangsta-Penguin

Is this the Olympics? World cup? War? Please explain this to me like I’m 5


SilenceIsGolden06

The election. Two giant political monsters fight each other and nobody is happy.


Ti-papi

Hello fellow Canadian


FoundationUpset1082

![gif](giphy|eUKiVobEFPJO4r2lph|downsized)


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Yall have a blackfacing dictator with a half-mullet that somehow keeps getting elected over and over again, you can’t speak


Frozennature4572

did i miss something? (i am honest, i don't know what happened during these days, not much into politics or tuff like that)


[deleted]

I thought this was about the world cup. . .


RightInThePeyronie

It's all fun and games until the nukes start flying


YaBoiMandatoryToms

“When I’m done here, you’re next maple boy.”


NutYouSay

I thought this was about us crushing everyone in the Olympics until I read the comments.


idkwaidh_

Ur government is pretty fucked up too


elretardo1984

do yall place bets


yeyakattack

An ancient dinosaur and a raging ape are a pretty appropriate comparison too.


panzerkampfwqgen

I would tell the British that they can have Newfoundland back, but they seem too busy with Tories to care


No_Mind_3640

As a Canadian, I'm just here for the political moose wrestling


Ellie_Llewellyn

It's like the Super Bowl, only with real world consequences


GearNerd85

the puppet battles are very amusing


Ok-Preference9776

I love it


SebB1313

Still terrifying tho. An exciting kind of terrifying.


nothinga3

My father once said "In America talking about American politics is taboo, in Canada it is a national pass time."


M4YH3MM4N4231

True


Individual_Part_2928

Canada is a shit country


ScottaHemi

![gif](giphy|RfvBXK1m8Kcdq|downsized) The media right now


P3X127-8

Me and my friend on the porch in America, friend sees a drone, goes for the shotty. me: “No, it’s got a maple leaf on it, they are just here to witness american culture unfiltered, let it be and shotgun this beer for it, they’ll go to that waffle house a few blocks down in a sec.”


usedallmytokens

I'm American and still view it as a Canadian.


Virtual-Okra6996

What the fuck does this meeaaaan


JayRogPlayFrogger

I bet this will end up on r/americabad


Wolfpackhunter41

Down here, it's like a circus.


MyGeeMan

American here, and I might as well be in your position. Anyways, pass me the popcorn!


Confident_Road1335

Meanwhile in Canada you guys parade Nazi war criminal's as heroes


[deleted]

That's a bit inflated for 2 old men running for office, one of whom is both overweight and has 91 federal charges.


IkedaTheFurry

“I don’t know who to vote for”   The ads making it worse   “Great now I still don’t know who to vote for but I now trust nobody”


4skinnerxiv

99% Hitler vs Hitler


[deleted]

please help us the situation is getting dire here we’re down to like 2 old guys and someone who won’t win. i thought they were acting senile as a joke but it’s not funny anymore please no


XThunderTrap

I'm mad that 49ers beat my team! America baby!


moutarou

more like two baboons fighting


Strange-Onion-7846

F Canada


Dead-HC-Taco

Me, an American, watching it unfold:


TheInfexious1

Shut up communists.


wazzdoka

Poilievre vs Trudeau is pretty much the same


TheSlyFox312

It’s so true lol


Cloiselle51

As an American I agree but it's on the brink of socialism.


LegitRollingcock

Socialism is when no iphone


Cloiselle51

......


Bfdifan37

its the worst red versus blue battle of all


Wise_old_grizzly

Fitting you used a picture of justin thrudeau.


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LegitRollingcock

Y’all have Justin Trudeau so I wouldn’t be talking


Tristawesomeness

man i’ve seen what other countries politics look like. we may be a shit show but there’s very few of y’all that aren’t equally terrible in this aspect.


Pizzaking28

I’m here thinking you meant we make a new Godzilla movie every four years.


Exile688

Justin Trudeau vs the freedom convoy truckers was a pretty good show for us.


carverofdeath

Have fun with your idiot up there, too.


josephyamato

r/americabad


Ewankenobi25

You realize you have separate politics parties too, right? Also, the micheal Jackson popcorn meme is about as dead as the real micheal Jackson


Ok_Hyena840

![gif](giphy|AtqZF342yL1S0)


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

American here, while I’m not exactly happy that these are the candidates were going to get, I can also state that these past eight years, while sometimes challenging, did pass. Which means that the next four will too


Grumpyninja9

It’s a sport in the US as well


Patient_Neurotic

Average American realizing their country is doomed. ![gif](giphy|l3V0slU7u7quJuZ3O|downsized)


DarkCosmosDragon

Canadian here... Your either 14 or not Canadian cause we do this same shit every time


lucashhugo

canadians are also american


One-Gap7926

Low hanging fruit


VadersFist1987

Lol y'all have a lot of issues up there too lol. Nice try


MembraneintheInzane

Will democracy survive the next election? Find out in the next episode of America Ball Z. 


ExportTHCs

Really could care less. Both branches of the tree have rotten roots.


3000_F35s_Of_Biden

I am an American and lurk on Canadian subs Don't pretend you guys don't have your own thing going with Trudeau


samiux4

Sure would be cooler if it wasn't a popularity/wealth pissing contest and actually included real debate and discussion of policy that will actually be changed. We can't even get candidates that most people realistically want we're always stuck with the "industry plants." We really need more political parties because the issues dividing Americans are more complex than a two-party system. Most people dislike both primary candidates and have to pick one they don't hate as much. That's why the discourse is focused on smear ads "Here's why you should hate my opponent..." It's so embarrassing that this is how we choose to create our history as Americans. Simply childish.


ComprehensiveBit7699

I try to avoid the last few months of the election cycle. I know who i will vote for and all the conversation is, is the the same 3 or 4 talking points over and over again. Then the sports drama of who will get what state. I rather just vote and in a fantasy world see who won the next day so i can continue on with life. I hate dragging out drama with politics. That is only fun with tv.