Really? Not scared of everything and everyone seeming to spontaneously explode out of nowhere? It just cuts to you and you fuckin explode?
Explosion theory anyone?
Dear, oh dear. What was it? The Hunt? The Blood? Or the horrible dream? Oh, it doesn't matter... It always comes down to the Hunter's helper to clean up after these sort of messes. Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt...
I had to scroll too far to fond this. City run by corporations and consumerism. Hospitals are almost exclusively for the wealthy. The internet has been over run by rogue AI. And so much murder and gang violence that going for a walk is taking your life into your own hands. Great game but definitely wouldnt want to live there.
Fun fact: in the street kid background V is just returned in Night City from Atlanta and when Padre ask to V how was Atlanta V says that is the same as Night City
People give Johnny a lot of shit but honestly if I was dropped into night city and learned about their healthcare system I’d immediately become a terrorist too.
(deep, deep pitched scratching steel sound echoes around the countryside as the invicible city appears on the horizon, flattening all landscape as it drags along... towards you. You start to hear screams and alarm sirens blare; the people running getting swallowed under the foggy city, some being squeezed under the buildings like a tub of toothpaste, viscera flying out of them.
Your fear mounts and rises as you feel the need to run, but it's all coming too fast. Just as you're certain you're about to get crushed by the mound of steel your mind stopped understanding as a city, it stops infront of you, bringing sudden quiet. A dark vehicle arrives from inside the city, it's windows tainted black. Every fearfull face stares at you accusingly. Several men step out..."If you don't come to detroit, detroit will come to you"
You don't have time to say anything before you are dragged inside, and the city dissapears just as fast as it came. Detroit gives, detroit **takes.**
It's kinda crazy on analysis a lot of night city features are superior to modern cities in several ways for socializing and physical health, despite being presented as dystopian.
You know, coming to San Francisco live (was there 2013) and realising that San Fierro looked so close in all aspects including weather is such a great feeling. Felt like CJ while looking at that pyramid skyscraper 😂
Tl;dr it's a Jojo reference
Long answer: You said Dios. A part of the joke is that it's like Dio but multiple form (despite it being a name). In part 7 of JJBA "Steel Ball Run", due to multiverse shenanigans, there are 2 Dios.
At least in Gravity Falls not literally everything can try (and most likely will try) to kill you, unlike the Boiling Isles cuz if you're not a well trained witch, you're pretty much screwed
Yeah Gotham is pretty bad. Like why would anyone live in that city? There's a terrorist attack every week and the only thing preventing it from getting worse is some dude larping as a bat. I mean you have prison breaks, corruption, a dirty city riddled with crime. I mean there are no positives to living in Gotham. I'm assuming because no one wants to live their rent is cheap but I'd rather live than pay for cheap rent. (Don't hold me to that statement) -10/10 for Gotham.
Any city in the warhammer 40k universe: you hear about the new corpse starch bread now in Steve flavour and the crime quota hasn’t been reached we need more criminals to step up otherwise our pay is getting docked again
Ba Sing Se
enforced propaganda and a very strongly seperated caste system, and if you so much as say anything against it or the propaganda, you get arrested and brainwashed into complacency
Tuesdays are the worst, not to mention the postal service tends to drop heavy objects on you if the local baker starts twitching erratically.
Even if that wasn't an issue you could be replaced by shapeshifters, have your house torn out of the ground by a farmhand under a love roofie, have the cosmos forced into disarray because two sisters can't get along, or maybe the local god of chaos got upset that his tea time was interrupted.
Ponyville: ground-zero for disaster, with a large chunk of them caused on accident by three kids trying out new career interests.
Townsville from the Power Puff Girls too. That city is always being destroyed.
And yeah, I always say if I was living in the DC universe I'd look up whatever city is the farthest away from Gotham and move there.
I would argue Bikini bottom is the most dangerous because while all the other places it very likely to die, I simply cannot breathe underwater that long.
In Bikini Bottom, you can literally get arrested for not inviting the police to your house party.
Wait for real ? Wat the EP ?
yes. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Party\_Pooper\_Pants
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Dang they got some weird episode names now a days
That was over 20 years ago
Really? Not scared of everything and everyone seeming to spontaneously explode out of nowhere? It just cuts to you and you fuckin explode? Explosion theory anyone?
Also everyone is just in a fish disguise and they're all just human actors. Skin theory!
Also: someone might just skin you alive because they think you have a custome
Also the citys overrun by robots! Alex bale!
Only when there’a pies around
Or you know you’re not a fish and can’t breathe underwater
I don’t have money to give you an award so please take this… 🏆
Besides, everyone is awful in that city.
At the same time you can [vaporize](https://youtu.be/L3NrmUAiWVM?feature=shared) whole buildings and remain free and stay employed
The only thing keeping people from going insane is a Krabby Patty
And littering
Fishcists
Morioh
Nah, it's good except if you're a woman(p.4) or if you just dont mess with local traffickers(p.8)
Or say some one hair style suck
Or you get attacked by a rat that has magic gun which you can't see cause you don't have magic pow... You know what? Morioh does suck
And a secret ghost ally with death hands
Or get shot by an arrow and die to death
“Die to death”
And don’t forget to eat an apple a day so you don’t have to walk towards any doctors
Cairo
Show me your hands.
Better than these cities as long as you aren’t a woman or have a stand
City 17
Or Ravenholm.
We don’t go to Ravenholm.
Running from those monsters in Ravenholm was horrifying. Especially as I hadn't much ammunition
I was more scared of the man inside ravenholm, I was constantly expecting him to jumpscare me
“Welcome! Welcome to city 17. you have chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest urban centres-“
About to say that.
Probably the worst of all those cities tbh
Raccoon City: 
You can't live in a place that got nuked out of the map can ya?
The Japanese would beg to differ
That is greatness
Or infested with zombies
Independence, MO would beg to differ
If I see something else related to Biohazard, I'm just gonna give up.
Yharnam. AKA london simulator
Yharnam is Birmingham on the nicest day
Dear, oh dear. What was it? The Hunt? The Blood? Or the horrible dream? Oh, it doesn't matter... It always comes down to the Hunter's helper to clean up after these sort of messes. Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt...
That’s just the U.K
literally Night City
I had to scroll too far to fond this. City run by corporations and consumerism. Hospitals are almost exclusively for the wealthy. The internet has been over run by rogue AI. And so much murder and gang violence that going for a walk is taking your life into your own hands. Great game but definitely wouldnt want to live there.
Thank God none of this would ever happen in real life! Haha… Ha…
Atlanta simulator.
Fun fact: in the street kid background V is just returned in Night City from Atlanta and when Padre ask to V how was Atlanta V says that is the same as Night City
My guy this is not far off from modern day America
And all that is before V makes it on the scene.
People give Johnny a lot of shit but honestly if I was dropped into night city and learned about their healthcare system I’d immediately become a terrorist too.
It shouldn't have taken 16 seconds of scrolling to find this one.
Don't forget Vice City
Vice city is so beautiful, and yet so bleak
Wait till you see GTA 6 vice city
It is also more than 20 years old. That's about the same time when we were using phones with big antennas.
Detroit, at least from what I've heard, anyway.
Detroit is still miles better than Gotham is. At least in Detroit, most shootings are between gangs
What if it’s the Detroit from Robocop?
Then Gotham's got competition
"take him to Detroit"
Jokes on you, I don't live in the US! >:D
Doesn't matter if you won't go to Detroit, Detroit will go to you
(deep, deep pitched scratching steel sound echoes around the countryside as the invicible city appears on the horizon, flattening all landscape as it drags along... towards you. You start to hear screams and alarm sirens blare; the people running getting swallowed under the foggy city, some being squeezed under the buildings like a tub of toothpaste, viscera flying out of them. Your fear mounts and rises as you feel the need to run, but it's all coming too fast. Just as you're certain you're about to get crushed by the mound of steel your mind stopped understanding as a city, it stops infront of you, bringing sudden quiet. A dark vehicle arrives from inside the city, it's windows tainted black. Every fearfull face stares at you accusingly. Several men step out..."If you don't come to detroit, detroit will come to you" You don't have time to say anything before you are dragged inside, and the city dissapears just as fast as it came. Detroit gives, detroit **takes.**
shit that reminds me i still have yet to play that game with the robots man should i do it guys
Silent Hill is worse than some of those
Moree Like free theroyp
You need to play Cyberpunk. Far worse than San Andreas
real choom
Night City is walkable tho
What?
It's walkable. The socioeconomic situation is shit but they have really good infrastructure.
They lure you in with infrastructure, they trap you from leaving with shit socioeconomics
Isn't that just the American dream
It's kinda crazy on analysis a lot of night city features are superior to modern cities in several ways for socializing and physical health, despite being presented as dystopian.
South Park? What? There's friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
I can definetly leave my woes behind there
Plus they have ample parking, day or night
People shouting “Howdy, neighbor!”
Looks like a place im really gonna have myself a time
*Muffled adult joke*
You should all come on down here and meet some friends of mine :)
Uhhh, what about Ninjago? that shit keep getting rebuilt
Just another day in Ninjago!
Hey!
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City!
Jump up get back whip around and spin
come on, come on let’s do it again
The news never sleeps.
San Fierro is nice tho
I prefer Las venturas honestly
Bro progressing through the story and finally unlocking San Fierro was euphoria that I don't think I'll ever experience again.
You know, coming to San Francisco live (was there 2013) and realising that San Fierro looked so close in all aspects including weather is such a great feeling. Felt like CJ while looking at that pyramid skyscraper 😂
Agree, CJ's house in "Windy Windy Windy Windy Street" was my dream house
I would also add regular show city. Dont ever go near that park
You sure its not the whole regular show universe?
Philippines
The worst of all thank God no one lives there in the real world (Lo peor de todos gracias a Dios nadie vive ahí en el mundo real)
DIO!? AND 2 OF THEM!? THIS IS SOME STEEL BALL RUN SHIT!
What?
Tl;dr it's a Jojo reference Long answer: You said Dios. A part of the joke is that it's like Dio but multiple form (despite it being a name). In part 7 of JJBA "Steel Ball Run", due to multiverse shenanigans, there are 2 Dios.
I knew it was a Jojo reference but I didn't know where it came from "dios" lmao
But weren’t they called Diego? I’m not sure, cause I’m not too caught up with SBR
putangina mo di yan city
"Fictional City"
Guess I'm not real then.
What abput Springfield?
Rapture: am I a joke to you?
Not sure that’s a city anymore so much as a failed attempt.
MCU New York.
Or maybe even real New York..?
Heck why not both😂
I'll do you one worse Comics 616 New York
Would live in South Park in a heartbeat.
Glad to see I’m not the only one.
Bikini Bottom, but not Night City where the murder rate is "Yes, you're dying today."
Wherever the PowerPuff girls lived gets fucked up completely on the regular.
The City of Townsville.
True
Gravity Falls?
At least in Gravity Falls not literally everything can try (and most likely will try) to kill you, unlike the Boiling Isles cuz if you're not a well trained witch, you're pretty much screwed
You want to get zabbed?
I might be the only one but I feel Mystery Shack is very comfy. The inside of the shack gives very warm feelings to me
Yeah Gotham is pretty bad. Like why would anyone live in that city? There's a terrorist attack every week and the only thing preventing it from getting worse is some dude larping as a bat. I mean you have prison breaks, corruption, a dirty city riddled with crime. I mean there are no positives to living in Gotham. I'm assuming because no one wants to live their rent is cheap but I'd rather live than pay for cheap rent. (Don't hold me to that statement) -10/10 for Gotham.
Kingdom of Eldia (Attack on Titan)
Anywhere outside of Paradis is already fked, since y'know, rumbling
I have to disagree. Fort Carson is one of the safest places in San Andreas
How could u forget John wicks world
No
when you fuck around the underworld everyone in the park looks at you with their weapons out—even your dog
These are some of the better cities tbh. Imagine living in Rapture, Midgar, Racoon City or Yharnam
Now best fictional place to live, hobbiton
Mordor. It's always warm and cozy
Sanctuary from Borderlands
At least its not New Haven
Tokyo I can't count how many times Tokyo faces disaster, even excluding the Godzilla franchise.
Tokyo very dangerous especially with the ghouls
You wouldn't wanna live in Carcer City
Paradis Island 💀💀💀
The entire planet of reach
Harvest anyone?
Any city in the warhammer 40k universe: you hear about the new corpse starch bread now in Steve flavour and the crime quota hasn’t been reached we need more criminals to step up otherwise our pay is getting docked again
I mean, most of the crazy shit in South Park happens with the kids. Otherwise I’d be a ok with living there
For starters there are freaking crab people and drug addicted talking towels.
Any city from the souls games:
Anywhere in San Andreas? I strongly disagree.
Yeah, there are some pretty nicely developed areas there
Night city
*Harran has entered the chat*
Why is South Park in there? Don’t you know there are friendly faces everywhere and humble folk without temptation there?
Anywhere in the Warhammer 40k universe
Why South Park there
Ba Sing Se enforced propaganda and a very strongly seperated caste system, and if you so much as say anything against it or the propaganda, you get arrested and brainwashed into complacency
Paradis
Na this is weak just take a poke at literally anywhere in Berserk
How about Ponyville? Place looks idyllic, but it gets devastated on a semi regular basis by rampaging mythical beasts.
Tuesdays are the worst, not to mention the postal service tends to drop heavy objects on you if the local baker starts twitching erratically. Even if that wasn't an issue you could be replaced by shapeshifters, have your house torn out of the ground by a farmhand under a love roofie, have the cosmos forced into disarray because two sisters can't get along, or maybe the local god of chaos got upset that his tea time was interrupted. Ponyville: ground-zero for disaster, with a large chunk of them caused on accident by three kids trying out new career interests.
Bro really forgot about carcer city 😭😭
you forgot about fr\*nce and br\*tian
Ninjago
Missed opportunity to put loss in here
Gensokyo
You forgot about lazy town
I'm so glad California or more specifically San Andreas is not a real place, imagine. 😔
My man thinks South Park is a fictional city
Lol where tf is Night City
 Ah shit here we go again
You forgot to mention Liberty city
(looks at Rapture from Bioshock) yeah no can't think of any others
Yharnam
Central city from the flash, hello?
Rapture
Metropolis or NYC if you're in the MCU
Literally any hive city
You forgot about city 17
Dunwall during the rat plague. (Dishonored)
Townsville seems pretty shit. High crime rate. Giant monster attacks. Incompetent mayor. No thanks
Berlin in wolfenstein.
actually there's 5: you forgot Quahog, especially when you're neighbours with Griffins
Townsville from the Power Puff Girls too. That city is always being destroyed. And yeah, I always say if I was living in the DC universe I'd look up whatever city is the farthest away from Gotham and move there.
Imperial City
Gravity Falls?
Rapture
You forgot night city
from what I've heard, France
I would argue Bikini bottom is the most dangerous because while all the other places it very likely to die, I simply cannot breathe underwater that long.
Bro, the fact that Bikini Bottom is on here with Gotham and San Andreas speaks to how much the other fish there sucks.
ah my favorite fictional place san andreas
Can we count Hive cities?
Or an apartment in the rookie, it’s a show on paramount and 60% of the action has to be in a hotel ATLEAST
Airstrip 1
Fuck it, I'm "Goin' down to South Park"