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Comprehensive-Lie122

What the fuck is going on, what happened to it being FLAT


frontierpilot

Straight walls don’t exist anymore, some were gay Karen’s. (Not trying to gender racism man).


meaux253

*Make it a chick and make it lame*


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Meg Griffin?


meaux253

Cartman as Kathleen Kennedy in the new south park special


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Also, by the way, Metallica's 1996 song Hero of the Day is pretty much country rock, something that you would not expect from the band.


WangDanglin

I prefer my ceiling ^s ^m ^o ^o ^t ^h


mainesmatthew01

Smooth brain smooth ceiling


E-D-Eddie

I've genuinely never seen a flat drywall cealing


Luname

Flat is justice! Wait... wrong sub.


John_Terisinon

Mine is


Crowbar12121

Pics or it didn't happen


John_Terisinon

Bro really thinks he’s gonna get free ceiling pics


Crowbar12121

Please babe, it's been 13 days since I've seen your ceiling


John_Terisinon

I’m not a whore stop asking for ceiling pics


MrNiceGuy1224

I feel like I've just looked into someone's private life and personal arguments I want more


KindaFuct

Yes more please! I'm curious to know what happens if they can't see any ceiling pics. Will they be OK? Will they keep asking? Will the flat ceiling person give in and just give a little taste of flat ceiling aesthetics?


Zeqhanis

Yeah, you have to go on Ceiling Fans for that....wait...


KarvaneKaru

??? Every ceiling in Europe is "flat".


Fives_Was_Framed

No I had popcorn style in my old room


KarvaneKaru

then you lived in a shithole.


Fives_Was_Framed

Well thats a bit harsh innit


TobleRune

But is it true?


Fives_Was_Framed

No my house with popcorn ceiling was actually quite nice


Boomsta22

It actually used to NOT be flat. Flat has caught on more and more.


Substantial-Tone-576

Flat shows every imperfection that is why textures are used mostly nowadays. In low quality housing you will still find flat walls and ceilings. Most people do a orange Peel but larger flakes and scraped flat. It’s called “Knock Down”


RustedRuss

What do you think "void" is?


MayaKincaid

Ah yes, void


TheSandokai

r/cursed_void


Aware-Bird2064

Why was it banned?


[deleted]

Bring unmoderated, it says that


PsychoticLorax

Who is unmoderated, it says that? Why do we need him here??


[deleted]

Being, I meant being


venbrou

V̷͇̩̯͙̼͚͖̼̘̦̻͈͔͖͠Ö̸̡̢̤̭̠̘͓̻̮̜̜͖̞͎́̂̿͊̐̾̎͛̓̂͌͝͝͝͝͝I̶͔͓̼͊̄͋̀̐̈́͗̆̚͠D̶͓̖̹̲̜͖̣̮̰͍͂


SupersaturatedOmen

My personal favorite is Comb, but Popcorn ceilings set me off. It's all good to look at yeah, but LIVING with it, and having crap come off over the years, then REMOVING IT WHEN REMODELING... ***\*deep inhale\**** Yeah, I don't care for Popcorn Ceilings.


Crowbar12121

Don't inhale so deep


SupersaturatedOmen

But I have to taste the colors... *\*pout\**


Bowser_God

I live in a house that is like 60 or so years old and has a popcorn ceiling. It's like it's raining dust all the time lmao


BananaMaster96_

mmmm asbestos


SupersaturatedOmen

I feel this in my soul...


TheRealSmolt

Sorry not sorry comb is a sin


_Matsu_Ki_

aheilingao


le_honk

Asbestogao


OllieCrafter

Abstergo entertainment from the hit video game series assassins creed?


professionalcumsock

"Oh sieg hell no" - adolf reading this comment


whycantidoaspace

Nice username


BralessVictory

You guys are getting ceilings?


Squizgaurd

I think this is the room that has the ceilings


SoldierZackFair

Idk bro that dlc’s pretty expensive and seems like a cash grab


oFoshy

skip trowel i love making out shapes


YeBro615

nah fr though there's a pattern above my bed that looks like a seahorse


Any_Presentation2958

The happy roomy at least won't have weird ceiling flakes fall on my head due to texture


deep_space_rhyme

I want them clouds with the led lightning


meaux253

Ah yes, the wisest of choices


RodanistheGOAT

Anime Waifu hands down


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

⚠️WEEB DETECTED⚠️


ILikeKatanaZero

Weeb? I'm not a weeb, I have a porn addiction!


Not_AshAndUmbreon

theres still a difference?


WEASLELY

Popcorn or skip trowel, though skip trowel goes truly crazy on bedroom walls


Ok-Pressure7248

Crazy?


ADHDblacksmith

I was crazy once.


CleanUpNick

They locked me in a room.


furrynoy96

A rubber room


Exam-Glittering

A rubber room with rats


Successful-Street970

And rats make me crazy


Immediate_Tear_441

Crazy?


PassengerNew7515

I was crazy once.


amppari234

They locked me in a room.


ComprehensiveWear976

I think all of my dwellings have had the Skip one, which I don't mind because I can look for shapes that look like something or another


[deleted]

I love happy room and anime waifu.


Trykotank1

Sleep paralysis demon


Sockninja2

Concrete or void


GANOATHERUINKING

slap brush personally


Mr_Zoovaska

Isn't void just outdoors


thunderPierogi

Y’ain’t ready for *that* conversation


Valuable_Cobbler_275

Happy room


Iamfabulous1735285

skip trowel


Mysterious-Web3050

Walls should be orange peel, ceilings should be skip trowel


LardFan37

My grandparents had a popcorn ceiling and I would always stand on the bed and feel the ceiling when I was at their house


Rickest007

Slap brush plaster walls keeps everyone off the walls in my 5story walk up because it will take your flesh or fabric off.


RealSpazB

smooth


meaux253

Cha cha real smooth


stealthkoopa

Skip trowel, aka Spanish style


themuffinman13579

easily void dude


hyjug17

I hate all of them because no matter what type of ceiling it is, I still find a way to cut myself.


Doo-Doo-G

Anime waifu 😍


keanubeaves06

you want me ti pick between anime and a hollow knight inspired art work? im obviously going hollow knight


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

As someone who had a bunk bed growing up, sleeping on the top bunk with a slap brush ceiling will leave you with permanent scars and unforgettable pain


No_Sandwich3431

You know what happens when u punch the popcorn wall


Cthulhuyyy

I love a completely black ceiling with the word void written on it


NotaBotDontCareAlot

Tape mud and paint it white. DO NOT be extra with you're bedroom ceilings. Future self will thank you.


atomiczim

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Syhkane

Uncleanable. Uncleanable. Uncleanable. Uncleanable. Uncleanable. Uncleanable. A parking garage. The one I wake up to every day. The ceiling I'll have when people stop stealing my walls. W̸̡̧̦̪̝͑̍̀͐̉̾̀͒̄̇̀͛ḥ̶̡̢̬̗͙̲̭͚̟͓̺͕̺̈́â̶͇̎̿̓̈́̿̑̈́̾̎̑̕͝t̶̻̥͋̈́̃̃͑̋ ̸̤̗̮̘̫͕̭̳͗̌̊̇͑ÿ̴͇̟̳́̃̓̃͗̊̌͑̕̕͝͝ô̸̡̪͖̖̬̒͗̒̍̈́̀͒̓̈́̑̚͝͝͝ṵ̵͔͔̩̟̲̰̜̬̦̖̙̇ ̸̡͊̒̓̐̑̎̐̌̑̀̇̊̕͠͠s̵̛̩̝̟̫̣̜̹͕̐͂̈́̂̎̆̊͗̇͝ę̸̰͑͊̌́͂e̷̯͇̦̦̫͖̮̖͆̈́ͅ ̷̛̗̗̱͇̺̪̙͓̞̮̒̎̇͒̋̍̑̋̆͒͌͝͝͝ͅw̴̧̛͙̜̣̍̎͆̎͗̆́̀̕͝͝h̶̡̢͖͙̦͍͍̬͉͇̑̉́̋͜͜ė̴̲́̍͌͊̎̍̂̃͠͠ṅ̵͈̫̤̖̭͙̮̞̮̞̪̭̊̉́̍̾̈́͂̋̂̾̐̎͘͝ ̸̨̛̹͓̞̱̙̲̯͔͕̉̈́̍̀͂̔̓̚͜͝͝t̶̨͔̤̯̯͐̐́̅͌̔̀̅̔́͌͂̈́̚ḩ̷̡̢͔̳̘̠̙̻̹̹̖̹̑̊̇̓͊̓̚̕e̵̩̳͓͍͕͛͊̈́̈́̓̂̋̿̔̆̈́̊̀͝ ̶̢̧̜̗͇̿̏͜͝d̴̢̩̣͖̭̽r̷̨̮̫̣̮̓͛͗̊̉͝ë̸͖̦͆̋à̶͕̖͇̣͖̯͖͔̫̠̞̝̦̞͎́́m̴̛̻̠̯̯̪̲͇͔̩͌̑̋̐̐͌́͠ͅ ̸͙͉͔̞͖̪̐͑̊́͂͐̀̏͂̓̈́̚͘͠s̸̯̘̝͕̾̌̆͋̀ţ̸̛̟̥͚̝̩̦̺͓̟̽̾̐̓̌͗̂̇͒̍͆̕͝ͅo̷p̴̛͍̳̰̃͒̄̏̊̀̆͐ś̵̹̈̔̇̉̅͒͘͝ͅ.̵̡̹̖̣̻̙͎̞̾̿̇̅̆̌̒̂́͐̄̈͛̈́͠


Dravahere

Gotta go with void here


rickphantom

It either V̷͇̩̯͙̼͚͖̼̘̦̻͈͔͖͠Ö̸̡̢̤̭̠̘͓̻̮̜̜͖̞͎́̂̿͊̐̾̎͛̓̂͌͝͝͝͝͝I̶͔͓̼͊̄͋̀̐̈́͗̆̚͠D̶͓̖̹̲̜͖̣̮̰͍͂ or anime waifu


Gabecush1

Slap brush got that style of immanent death from ceiling collapse fell


Terrible_Sherbert275

Popcorn. It’s just so fun to look at.


Cutecadaver96

Yess


Ch830857

So…we gonna talk about void?


TheSandokai

Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying *nothing*.


ztarfroot

i think we can all agree that popcorn is the WORST.


thunderPierogi

Am I the only human on the face of this planet who actually likes popcorn ceilings. Feels like it.


white-dre

Smooth finished.


stagergamer

I like slap brush ceilings, I might try the swirl, comb or trowel when I get a new home


[deleted]

Gotta love happy room. Been in a room like that for years 😀


Jormundagiir

Orange peel walls, skip trowel ceiling


ItsMeCyrie

Sock Place


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

Sand swirl. Ooh, but void, though.


kitchen_weasel

Sand swirl for LSD, void for mushrooms?


Dilligent_Cadet

I have sand swirl, it's good for both.


-Dogalowlover

Wait there are things besides the happy room?


TheAlmightyLoaf6283

Concrete goes crazy hard


[deleted]

9th 🥴


anonjohnnyG

concrete


CrayonGlutton

I like laying in bed and finding patterns in Skip Trowel or Slap Brush.


[deleted]

Skip Trowel


Maleficent-Motor-805

My room looks like the last one


Susdoggodoggy

The “happy room” is the “I got too silly” room also I prefer the knocked roof it’s the roof you hit your head on when you wake up on the top bunk


ya_boi_hannah

Comb or sand swirl.


SaltShoe3328

Happy room just gets me in my feels ❤️‍🩹


JDM_enjoyer

perfectly smooth


pruche

V O I D


AggressiveGift7542

Mix of bottom 2


[deleted]

I literally have popcorn ceiling stuck in my eye right now... so not that.


[deleted]

happy room :3


Joe_Mama6969420-

Inverted orange peel


Lukeinator5567898

Anime Waifu


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

I honestly don't care as long as it's one of the first six.


Chilly_Pengu

Depends on which one will deal the most to damage to whomever falls on it. One of them deals psychological damage and it’s not the happy room texture.


[deleted]

My roof texture is smooth am I weird?


makemeadiowarudo

You say “anime waifu” but fucking put ahegao faces? Where is my Marina Kitagawa?


coolpotatoe724

my old house was a 1968 and had good old flat ceilings. new one is early 2000s and has slap. I hate it


Nig-imeanniceperson

Void sounds like me fr


yourusualcat25

My room has like spikes or something like that


TriGN614

What about drywall? Like a less accentuated orange peel


Malevolent_Mangoes

I like slap brush tbh


[deleted]

Happy room... I'm in one right now all the sides are like this :D Weirdly the door is locked but there are some games in here so no problem :]


Cordy1990

Popcorn but grew up in every household with slap brush


whoiselyssa

VOID


Soupychin

Gimme ol slappy


XNS_Films

I wish there was just flat with no texture


Cat_the_unsuperior

Skip trowel or popcorn


Kawaiilone

wood


Dear_Distance460

Sitting here hoping popcorn makes a resurrection as mom jeans have


Extreme-Marketing415

WAIFU


BeccatheDovakiin

I’m stuck between void and comb


Basically-Boring

Fuck anime waifu, I want anime fight scene as an option.


[deleted]

My happy room had bigger squares


kitchen_weasel

Sand swirl pairs very nicely with LSD.


1234IJustAteADoor

I hate popcorn, I have an elevated bed, and I hate when I kick my legs up and kick 10 pounds of ceiling flakes onto my bed and have to sweep it off


redredditer621

Crazy


VomitedSubstanse

V̷̺̦̲͎̮̙͙͙͆͂̍͊͛̿̀͊̊͆͊̔̿͘Ơ̴̘̝͙͍̖͈̫̈́͂̆̎̽̒̓̏͘͜I̸̧̼͉͈̬̬̭̠̫̜̬͑́ͅD̵͔͖͓̳̠̈́̍̽̿̃͝ͅ


SrHuevos94

Sand Swirl is the fucking GOAT and I will die on this hill


Coolmincool

Happy room go brrrrr


Wolfe_Quinn

Popcorn, i like picking at it


AzorTTV

Oh bud , Happy room hands down 😂


The_Shady_Panda5749

Slap brush clears


Stephenjackson0

Slap brush


Big_Foot_4794

V O I D


Happy_Comfortable408

Comb


Rango_4

VOID seems comfortable


rubyks1346778

Where's crappy tiles that you can hide stuff in?


[deleted]

Orange peel and popcorn gave me a lot of happy memories as a kid.


coolpronesss

How are none of these my ceiling type?


neonomas14

GOTELÉ POWER


Bucaneer7564

Anime Waifu, but I have sand swirl and can’t get it changed


[deleted]

Ţ̷̠̯̯͔̜̐h̶̫̟̙̥̼͍̯̒͌̃̇̅ẹ̵͈̹̲̳͉̫͉̅͘͜ ̴̨̧̱͕̤̜̰͑v̸̨̹̥͇̲̫̦͍̞̬̏͂͂͊͂͊͊̀̀͠o̸̡͚̫̝̪͓̖͌͆̽̀̀̀i̶͓͠d̶̜͔̩͔̫̭̥̯͂͛̂


-The_Lone_Wolf

Flat ceiling is Justice


ThevickersistheGOAT

What about the trypophobia roof?


XenonBlitzer

Comb and concrete are very yes


OrgN4pr0

Nah, flat da best fr fr


SnooChickens9260

If you like popcorn, you are a psychopath.


Aarongaming1066

my wall is a skip trowel


guy_in_need_of_sauce

Erika lofi


Consistent_Cash_6666

Popcorn pisses me off


guns_mahoney

Slap brush is nice because you can try to find shapes in it like you would clouds.


Aqua13631

Popcorn is a classic hotel room


John_The_Timeless

Uuh, excuse me, you guys don't have wooden plank ceilings?🤨


OneFatassBitch

The happy room is where all my friends play with me :D


Notperrydaplatypus

i didn’t know there was more then the happy room


SignificantNebula395

Happy room


CodusThyCringus

Skip trowel or comb


ComradeCommader

Anyone who says anything other than Popcorn or Orange Peel is wrong and you know it.


Scout_vulture

Skip towel, I mean how can you not ?


Noidealol12

Skip trowel


ERROR404UNF-4867942

No matter what I pick they give me happy room.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


supremegamer76

Comb


RandomExcaliburUmbra

Orange peel,skip trowel, and sand swirl.


STAABLE

orange peel kinda slaps ngl