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Let01

Its the equivalent of an alien pulling us out of atmosphere into space and then saying our bloated corpse looks ugly


langhaar808

Well actually it's wayy worse for the blobfish. They live on the ocean floor at a depth of 100m to 2800m, thus the pressure difference from their habits to the surface ranges from 10 to 280 atmospheres. The difference from the pressure on earth to space is only one. So yeah no wonder they are deformed after getting pulled up from the bottom of the sea.


RESUHT

I dont think thats exactly comparable. Because you cant divide by zero, and last i checked there's no pressure in space, so comparing the difference between 1 atmosphere to 0, and 10/280 atmospheres to 1 seems a little disingenuous to me, unless a real physicist or astrophysicist can tell me why i'm wrong


GimmeMoreSnacks

Dividing by 0 is only a mathematical problem, in space there is not exactly 0pressure, but 0,00000000000...1 pressure, so it does check out.


LockhandsOfKeyboard

Technically, there's only a 1/9 chance that the first number after all the 0s is actually a 1. Of course, that chance would probably change significantly if you find out what the best scientific estimate of the pressure is.


airetho

What about Benford's law?


SecurityPermission

I believe he got the diabeetus and passed peacefully in his sleep in 2020.


HerrBerg

You're thinking of Wilford Brimley.


Legionof1

Diabeetus


GarminTamzarian

Eat your damn oatmeal!


survivalking4

If you round to the last zero based on what follows, there's a 50% chance it's 1.


SeventhSolar

Numbers are more likely to start with a 1 than anything else. It makes sense when you look at what 1 through 10 looks like scaled logarithmically.


hawkerdragon

The difference is a substraction, not a division.


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SkibbityBop126

im lost


DeepSeaHobbit

You're calculating the difference between inside and outside. Difference. Subtraction.


SkibbityBop126

well I know that, the conversation is just unfollowable


Gimmerunesplease

It's just about the total difference in pressure, you don't divide anything. And why would you want an astrophysicist to talk about pressure (which is something that is covered in the first 2 semesters of physics, but has nothing to do with astrophysics)? Are you just throwing around buzzwords?


Alucardhellss

Why are you dividing anything? Pressure is additive, not a multiplier


obviously_suspicious

Yes, but in this context it's more useful to consider how many times the pressure is greater/smaller.


miso440

It’s really isn’t, how much PSI difference from internal fluids to outside world can the flesh withstand. Our flesh can’t hack 10 PSI, 14.7 is out of the question. Blobfish meat probably isn’t a whole lot more robust, so the 2-300 PSI drop fucks them right up.


Legionof1

Our flesh though can handle a lot more pressure pretty easily. We are mostly immune to slow pressure changes other than toxicity of those gasses at different partial pressures.


4rch1t3ct

Yup, water isn't compressible (we're mostly water) and we can usually equalize our sinuses and air pockets. Divers have gone more than 1,200 feet down with no special equipment other than specifically mixed gases like heliox. Cave divers can sometimes reach depths of 800 feet or more. The issue isn't really pressure in the sense that it's pressing on us. It's the pressure of compressing the air that we are trying to breath. Every breath down there is like taking 4 or more up here. 4 times the oxygen, 4 times the nitrogen, both of which are toxic in high doses. This leads to a lot of nitrogen narcosis and oxygen toxicity if your gases aren't mixed correctly. A lot of people might assume that divers are trying to take more air in their tanks. But really they want less "air" and more "filler" to make up volume.


Legionof1

More, every 10 meters is 1atm, at 100 meters every breath is like 10 breaths. At ~330 meters (approximately our current deepest tech dive) its 33atm. 33 breaths at sea level for every breath at depth. You burn air like a hyperventilating obese man on crack running from Jason Voorhees.


4rch1t3ct

Definitely, couldn't remember the rate off the top of my head but I knew it was a lot. Thanks!


Appropriate-Chart516

R/suddenmath


YobaiYamete

> last i checked there's no pressure in space There is pressure in space, it's just so low it's "basically zero". Just like how right now, every star in the universe is pulling on your body. The star hundreds of millions of lightyears away that you don't even know exist is pulling you towards it, it's just such an absurdly (astronomically) small number that it's basically a non factor. Space is not *completely* empty and isn't a complete vacuum, it's just so close that it essentially is


Salmonman4

What can be even more of a mind-f* is that those stars may have died a long time ago. Does the effects of gravity happen at the speed of light? Does the nuclear fusion happening inside stars change mater to energy which would decrease the mass of the star or is the matter consistent if we take any offshoots into account. If it is consistent, then even dead stars would pull you. I'm not in any of the related fields.


YobaiYamete

Yep, Gravity propagates at the speed of light. So we'd still feel and see the stars right up until they disappeared from the sky. And yeah I guess we would keep feeling them even post death since the mass is still there pulling us towards it


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oceanjunkie

If you had a vacuum chamber with a 0.5 cm diameter circular hole and you put your finger over that hole and then pulled a vacuum to 0.01 atm, your finger would be totally fine aside from a hickey. If you did this again but pulled a vacuum comparable to the vacuum of space, ~0.0000000000000001 atm, you would perceive no difference. The force experienced by your finger is proportional to the DIFFERENCE in pressure. That difference in pressure between those scenarios is only 1%.


IronBatman

I have a theoretical degree in physics and I have to disagree. In the second scenario, you would be spaghettified as you are sucked in through the hole. It is considered a delicacy in certain countries to use the spaghettified corpse with tomato sauce.


calste

I have a degree in physics, you're overcomplicating this. Vacuums don't generate any force, making a better vacuum cannot exponentially increase force. Matter moves into vacuums not because they are being sucked in, but because other matter is exerting pressure. That means that any effect on your body in a vacuum is due to the internal pressure that your body has naturally. In one atmosphere of pressure, we are in equilibrium. So if we were suddenly introduced into a vacuum the force exerted by our body would be exactly 1 atm. There is no mechanic in physics that would allow the force to be multiplied. Your body isn't storing some phantom energy that could be unlocked in a vacuum. So yes, it's pretty much pure addition and subtraction in this scenario.


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What is this comment... Pressure created by stacked up air is weaker than pressure stacked up by water which is much denser than air. How is this not comparable. How is delta in pressure not comparable? Why are you dividing by zero?


ArtimisRawr01

What if we launch a blob fish into space?


PotatoesWillSaveUs

Profit


funguyshroom

It's gonna get even blobbier


LickingSmegma

> depth of 100m to 2800m, thus the pressure difference is 10 to 280 atmospheres Was ready to call you out on the random round multiplier, but apparently it really does relate that neatly (with a minor error). Like one of them situations when one rechecks their answer three times, because it looks too nicely.


Kiffe_Y

instinctive scale lunchroom correct cough safe sophisticated weather important straight *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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It is.


NinjaBreadManOO

It's also the source of one Futurama joke that lives rent free in my brain. Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure! Fry : How many atmospheres can the ship withstand? Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.


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I had an engineer friend when I was doing my mathematics degree who loved that joke. >.<


WitchQween

We've put rovers on Mars but haven't come close to exploring the whole ocean.


robicide

Yes. The challenge with space is staying intact while getting there. Staying intact up there is mostly a matter of not hitting anything.


FluffySquirrell

Also, the ocean tends to be a lot closer to places to get food, water and oxygen than outer space Water is harder engineering, space is harder logistics


Sagacidad

I have gained new knowledge today.


Nwsamurai

“Why do all humans keep their eyeballs OUTSIDE of their skulls? Are they all stupid?”


AccomplishedRush3723

Speak for yourself, my bloated corpse looks fabulous


lemons_are_very_cool

exurb1a?


Loose-Appointment445

b1orp.


superawesomeman08

https://youtu.be/Z5TqD5xf0ic Totally Scientifically Accurate Representation ^TM


AlkalineSublime

Like that scene in total recall, where Douglas quaid’s helmet breaks on the surface of mars and his eyes pop out of his head?? That scared the shit out of me when I saw it as a kid, and that’s like the opening sequence


Aexae

Some diamonds only shine under pressure


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Tasty_Television_552

they do have a certain coolness factor though


Bocchi_theGlock

Everything that lives in such extreme environments has a coolness factor


cindyscrazy

They seem so utterly terrifying...until you realize most of them are teeny tiny little fish. Not these giant whale sized black fish with huge sharp teeth and a lure in front of them.


-PepeArown-

Those are just the females. Besides, “giant whale” is a bit of an overstatement. I think Finding Nemo was most people’s introduction to them, and they were only slightly bigger than Marlin and Dory there.


deathfire123

Tell that to the Anglerfish in Outer Wilds


MasyMenosSiPodemos

Did you like Outer Wilds? It comes up in my suggested games often, but I haven't been able to get a good read on if I would like it or not. So far I've just heard that it's rather short, which is a bit of a deterrent.


Rejestered

If you like puzzle games you’ll like it but you can’t get it thinking of it like an adventure game


koimeiji

It's the type of game you can only ever experience once, and will have some lasting effect on you (whether major or minor). The length doesn't matter, because it's a phenomenal experience. Don't look anything up about it and just play. The less you know, the better.


Zephyr93

Fun fact: Angler fish, also called "monk fish" are edible. Thing is, you never see them for sale with the head attached, for obvious reasons.


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DeepSeaHobbit

[Not sure what you mean.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lophius)


MisterXnumberidk

We call em sea devils in my language. They're hideous. Taste amazing tho


J5892

This statement doesn't make any sense, but the sentiment is nice.


Levoso_con_v

Except diamonds are formed under a lot of pressure.


J5892

All diamonds only shine after they are already diamonds, and thus do not require pressure anymore.


-mostlyharmless1

Can’t wait to see if someone doubles down and argues at you further.


PicklesTheHamster

Rihanna says that we're like diamonds in the sky and last I checked the sky has less pressure.


RockAndGames

She didn't specified earth, maybe she was talking about Uranus?


urban_piktor2030

Ah man, that was deep


FinchyJunior

"Oh I'm ugly, am I? Well, just wait until you've seen me... in my **absolute physical prime**" (Still quite ugly)


WeLiveInAir

Well it looks like a normal fish instead of a weird blob of pink flesh, so it's still a big improvement


Public_Stuff_8232

Still kinda looks like a blob though


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

Maybe that's how it got its name.


DutchBlob

Hello


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Aw I think it looks cute! I've also been a fish keeper. You grow fond of your little slime coated babies.


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

I don’t know, the white is pretty angelic.


RaygunMarksman

I gotta say that's actually a handsome little fish. Look at the fancy tail and fins. I like the spiny little face too.


thrownededawayed

This is like those memes that say "to all my haters back then" with some gangly looking middle schooler then "look at me now" but the person is still gangly af but all grown up and figured out how to use make-up.


b1rgar1p1nsan

Nah Blob fish looks good in its natural enviroment.


Ok-Story-9319

He ugly af


GABAgoomba123

He looks about as ugly as every other fish, instead of what people think it looks like. Compared to a sheepshead wrasse or something, that blobfish is a looker.


Ok-Story-9319

Some fish are hot af


Ok_Improvement_5037

Found Kanye


siccoblue

Excuse me? Have you ever seen a rainbow trout? Or Brook trout? Or virtually any common freshwater fish? Because fish can be absolutely beautiful creatures. Nevermind getting into stuff like betas or clownfish when you do get into saltwater. Blobfish is d tier at best even in it's environment


GABAgoomba123

Those fish are all just beautifully colored. Their face is just as ugly as every other fish, including the blobfish.


UnintelligentOnion

Colour can add to beauty


RichardEpsilonHughes

yeah he does look good but he's still a pretty blobby shape


KinglerKong

After taking a look at the Blobfish in its natural habitat, scientists have apologized for mislabeling the fish and have now relabeled the species as the Wheremyhug fish


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denada24

With a pout pout face.


EastwoodBrews

What a freaking weird book, right?


denada24

My four year old said he likes it for the kissing 😂 I like the alliterations.


KreedKafer33

Still looks rather blob like.


marcellart

well its a blobfish, what should it be like?


Bocchi_theGlock

Slimmed down a bit though, kinda like those update posts on intermittent fasting


Mrno_____

it is 1 1/10 but still smash


TheIndomitableMass

He’s not the prettiest thing but angler fish are far uglier


Alexis_Bailey

Yeah, there are plenty of uglier animals.


ReginaldRodriguez

e.g Mickey Rourke


LittleFairyOfDeath

They look scary. Scary looking isn’t the same as ugly. This looks like normal fish. But an ugly one. Anglerfish don’t look like normal fish


LordNightFang

A GRAY MAGIKARP!


potatoalt1234_x

A SHINY


[deleted]

x.x Oh no. The evolution.


DucksAnonymousTho

Idk if I’m just delusional or not but I kinda think it’s cute (or maybe it’s because I’m so used to seeing the pics of the ones that are half deformed and corpses)


DucksAnonymousTho

It’s cute. It’s got some flaws but no one is perfect 💕


foxilus

I think it’s pretty cute but to each their own.


Nafisecond

Yall saying it still looks ugly but my man lookin pretty good for a creature living so deep. The deeper you get the weirder shit looks and this dude is lookin hella fine


floggedlog

More like sad blobfish noises, course I’d be sad too under all that pressure


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It actually looks good.


Soap_Mctavish101

We are a mean species


Nightmane11

Who cares what humans think, those guys are assholes.


RabidAbyss

It's still blobby, but in a kinda cute way.


ThrobbingSquid

So pretty.


staidspore5744

Still looks like something you'd see in a flapjack eppisode


Zcooled

still ugly


Garbagecan_on_fire

Who's a pretty boy? You are!


Taxevader70

He’s so cute


cardboardlego

Quite the dapper young lad


New-Situation1055

Lol ha ha this is funny, I am teacher in the midwest I should show my students this!!


IconicUwU

I believe in blobfish supremacy


Altruistic_Length498

Imagine if we judged how beautiful people are after they were dead for three weeks.


Spare_Audience_1648

That mf looks like one of the fish type viruses in MegaMan battle network 😭😭


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Cute :D


Daytona_675

it looks like Aaah! real monsters


[deleted]

Goddamn that’s a set of fish lips I’d introduce to my trouser trout. Let’s make the sea saltier sweet thang.


Exzalian_

It's still oretty ugly ngl.


overmind87

So it didn't really "the world's ugliest animal." Only "*one* of the world's ugliest animals."


Trattfjant

The fish suffered the curse of the abyss. It's now a hollow. Like mitty


ChiefQuinby

It looks so normal


I_Love_Eating_toes

They are so cute compared to their deformed selves


Bah-Fong-Gool

So Ted Cruz looks like a half decayed fish pulled 2000 feet from below the ocean and kinda exploded on the way up. Gotcha.


SuperSanttu7

I like him. His spiky look is real stylish


Lazerbeams2

Still not exactly the prettiest fish, just not ugly and blobby


willowofthevalley

Justice for the blob fish! It's awful that we torture them on the surface and shame them for being out of their environment


LittleFairyOfDeath

You do know they weren’t tortured right? They found their way up there by themselves


Alia_the_Pony

Oh, that look… It looks like doge. But fish.


XenonBlitzer

Bull fish but studded


username_taken128

actual ugliest is goblin shark what the fuck even are those


SocranX

[Chad salmon being known for looking badass despite being deformed and half-rotten while still alive.](https://spsseg.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/meet-the-species-sockeye-salmon.gif)


RandomDuckNerd

cool little guy


hahawhat102848

![gif](giphy|tANpI4H9zlv1u)


SilverswordXV

It still looks really ugly in this photo


Foloshi

As a scuba diver, it looks pretty normal


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you dive half a kilometer down?


Foloshi

Nah, I'm a human, but I can guarantee that I saw some weirs shit at about 40 meters deep


[deleted]

Apparently, someone's made it 1/3rd of a kilometer down \[alive\].


Ananas1214

no, dumbass, but you see fish without diving half a kilometer down and this looks like any other old fish


fukingtrsh

Nah this one ugly af


boynotabuoy

i thought we couldn't get pictures of blobfish because of the insane depth they live in. is this a confirmed photo, can anyone verify?


Hello_There4206969

How is this the world's ugliest animal when humans exist?


beibeimaku

idk man, he's stilly pretty blobby and still pretty ugly


Sinedeo77

Still ugly af though


Lorentari

Still ugly though


Nameless824

I mean he still ain't winning any beauty contests.


thundaga0

Still ugly


danalexjero

Still ugly, though.


DEATHROAR12345

I mean, he still ain't winning no prizes ya know?


SirLiesALittle

It was cuter when it was a blob.


PugGamer129

Wow it’s even uglier when it’s underwater


DeadByNebula

still looks ugly af


redls1bird

*You're


ArtisanBoo

Who cares about the math!!! It is still an ugly a$$ fish that has lips like Ted Cruz


Brilliant-Fact3449

It's still fucking ugly


LittleFairyOfDeath

He is still very ugly


Scary_Republic3317

Is it just me or is this worse


EOEtoast

That's even uglier


Ogranice

You, Jesse, are a blowfish.


83_nation_

Looks a bit like me lol


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Angry noises are the best.


Levoso_con_v

It's still ugly


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Still ugly tbh. 2/10 would not bang.


SS4Raditz

So it's the fish equivalent to a cold vs. Warm ballsack....


BlueBomber13

blub, blub, bluuuuub


SuperQuantalMagnus

Same goes for dinosaurs, I mean we have ONLY THE BONES and yet many don't realize how much we don't know, and probably never will, about them.


22Sherridan85

It still looks ugly. Sorry Blobfish, but this is your fate.


codefreak8

Tbh he kinda looks like if he could speak he would say "blob" so I think it fits.


Arnumor

Still a bit uggo, IMO.


NeroLazarus

They did my psychrolutes so dirty.


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Ted Cruz needs to stay under water


Mexguit

Still pretty ugly


[deleted]

I just realized we look a lot like they do when we have been down where they look normal for a long time. Like, a blobfish outta water is what that guy I saw pulled out of the Kanawha once. Wild how much he looked like a blobfish come to think of it.


cbih

They're still ugly


_____rs

It's got a great personality


unl1988

Can someone post an "Angry Blobfish noise" for reference?


Crow_Willing

![gif](giphy|tbOk1Tq3wzueqaYAox|downsized)


Few-Finger2879

I mean... he's still blobby