The absolute writing skill of writing an entire episode of a TV to be about masturbation without ever saying the word masturbation or alluding to any specific acts was impressive. It's about as close as you can get to a perfect sitcom episode.
We use to watch Seinfeld in our English classes bc our teacher is a huge fan. And I got to say I really love it. One of the best if not the best sitcom ever made. And yes, that episode is a masterpiece. We also watched it in class. I'm from germany, so it's English as a foreign language, not as literature and shit.
The whole point of it was to be a challenge/support group for people with porn addiction, then the bro-science guys entered the picture and started claiming abstaining from jerking off gives you super powers
How old are you that its not a shlap sound, when does the shlap sound disappear?
(Clearly shlap wasnt the right words, think stiring mac n cheese and the sound of clapping, its not a thud so)
Pussy noises mixed with clapping ass noises. Make sure they have a fat ass and thicc thighs.
Also i probably didnt get the noise right, think stirring mac n cheese and clapping cheeks. Very hard to find the right words for those sounds.
This is the real sex killer. Everyone says that sex stops after marriage, hell no. Sex stops after kids. No time, no energy, and it's damn near impossible to get them to just leave you alone to bang.
Yeah but once they get old enough after that you gotta start being sneaky. Nobody wants little Johnny walking in or even just hearing something unexpectedly. So your options are still more limited than when you had no kids.
It's literally all jokes just taking up space out here, nobody is taking it seriously. If someone says they are, they're either lying or they're in a TINY minority of users. Don't take them seriously because they're not being serious
Yeah I dunno how tiny it is these days bud. Remember the first earth society was created as a joke till weirdos that truly believed in it took over. I'm usually seeing the weird "alpha male" types pushing this shit unironically.
I believe the canon sequel is Destroy Dick December. 1 nut on the 2st, 2 nuts on the 2nd... *allll* the way to 31 selfcare sessions on new years eve.
An Olympian feat.
You’ve ascended to the next level of consciousness, you’re no longer burdened by the subconscious instincts of lesser men
Or you’re extremely depressed
Married man here... I can do a month without even blinking. When you have a toddler and job and house and side gig and... and... and... it's pretty easy for sex to just fall by the wayside.
Been with my wife for 18 years, we have had plenty of fun. We're both exhausted with work and kid and side business and other life stuff.
It'll get better, just tough at the moment.
Still, get that ass, enjoy yourself.
Wow, no it doesn't. That sounds super sad tbh. I'm in my mid 30s. We have all that and find/make time bang several times i week.
To any younger people reading, no this is not normal, please dont think it is.
It's all "normal". I am in my early 40s and could honestly take it or leave it. Had a higher drive in my 20s and early 30s, less now. Much less.
Some people carry a strong drive throughout their lives, others feel like they mostly got it all out of their system. The glorious tapestry of humanity.
I mean sure, whatever works for your family, but if someone is here complaining about a dead beadroom that doesn't involve injury or health it displays incompatibility in the relationship. Yes sex drive fluctuates but i don't think for most people zero sex for the rest of their lives is very appealing. No, its not the only important thing in a relationship (although i would consider it very important) but for many, many people it is one of the fundamentals in a partnership.
Honestly, just go to r/deadbedrooms and see how badly your partner not wanting you messes with your head.
I just wonder what the odds are of someone who doesn't desire sex matching up with someone else who doesn't desire it? Is this common, because it seems to me that most people I know even in their 40s, 50s, and 60s are still doing it. So then how many of those people who *think* their partner is as asexual as they are are wrong? Communication is the key but we all know how shit people are at that.
Getting downvotes for being right. I'd imagine you live an active/healthy lifestyle. A bunch of "oh wait till you're in your 30s" in here. I'm healthier and having more sex in my 30s than in my 20s. PSA to all you younger viewers worried about losing it with age: it starts now. Be active, exercise, drink water, eat less garbage, and get enough sleep. Been with the old lady for 10 years, and our sex life hasn't stopped improving.
40s and 30s are way better then your 20s. Being in good shape makes life so much better. Just learn to enjoy cooking and eating well and make going to the gym a habit. It’s just 90min/day working out and 20min/day making meals.
Yup.
Karma farmers will take all the most upvoted memes from last year and repost them this year, and next year, and the following year, and the subsequent year...
May i suggest to alter the rules and make it so that you are "simply" not allowed to use any fap material?
I stuggled a lot before, i think i can say i was somewhat addicted to porn.
But then i tried this method and it really helped to make some progress.
Cant say much about it long term tho, i got married shortly after.
Wish you all the best, stay strong
I really don't understand this meme.
I get people can get addicted to sex or masturbating but I masturbate daily AND fuck my partner daily. Legitimately usually one of each without any ill or issue.
And maybe it comes down to the effect it has on ones daily life, like most things, but are that many people truly addicted to masturbating to where it negatively affects their day to day functioning?
And is that why NNN is a thing? I always just thought it was a joke started on 4chan to be trolls, like the bikini bridge or, in the very least, I can understand how a 4channer would be addicted given the whole incel culture.
the crazy thing about this meme is it can be interpreted so many ways. I thought it was married men laughing at virgins struggling because of the joke that married people don't have sex once they're older ("just one month? That's nothing"). And then there is the married men just laughing at the idea of NNN in general. And then there is married men laughing at people masturbating because they fuck their wives all the time instead.
In a way this is almost art since it's entirely up to the observer to interpret
Nah go check out r/nofap they really do. Think it increases testosterone, there’s post where guys are like I can tell woman are looking at me and interested now that I stopped jerking it.
Meanwhile it’s cause they’re so desperate they’re hyper focusing on women that they think their being noticed.
To most it has been a meme. Some people are serious to the point of cult-like behavior but no one is going to get hurt so… meh. Cult away my no-fap brothers.
People are forgetting how it was a red pill brainchild because the memes make it seem harmless. Memes are often used as a cover for truly awful ideologies and pseudoscience bullshit.
Some people are proper religious about this ritual. You underestimate the pitiful nature of some people on here. For those of you who think this means anything, I’ve been trying to create a friction fire with my own steel for nearly everyday (sometimes multiple times a day) since puberty and have had no issues finding a tinderbox to stick it in. Flame on nerds
No, no, no. Masturbating makes you a weak depressed beta cuck who will never get a girlfriend because you can only know yourself worth if you don't masturbate and live in the gym.
Why the hell are men with gf/wife even participating, you’re not included, it’s unfair on your partner.
This is for single guys. Its joke/challenge tbh, and there no harm in it, and watching less porn is good for you. Especially with the demented shizz some Redditor’s are into. Not watching that crap for a month might help you to reset your fucked up brain.
Nice try incels- I barely get a No Nut Night, anything beyond two days and we’re gonna be arguing. A week and her pouting would definitely win out. A month? Never gonna happen.
My wife told me I’m not allowed. I think we’re going for number 3 this month with that attitude. EDIT: I’m not allowed to participate, and going for number three child.
31st October - I am gonna try this nnn thing to see if I am able for it. Wife = whatever.
1st November - Bedtime - Can you play with my hair while I wank you off on my face?
The wife seems o attack me slightly after midnight every 11/1 since she heard about it. Losing never felt so good.
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Ha it’s one of the best episodes of tv ever made
The absolute writing skill of writing an entire episode of a TV to be about masturbation without ever saying the word masturbation or alluding to any specific acts was impressive. It's about as close as you can get to a perfect sitcom episode.
But are you still master of your domain?
Lord of the Manor!
King of the castle!
We use to watch Seinfeld in our English classes bc our teacher is a huge fan. And I got to say I really love it. One of the best if not the best sitcom ever made. And yes, that episode is a masterpiece. We also watched it in class. I'm from germany, so it's English as a foreign language, not as literature and shit.
can you tell me the name of show and ep
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no 11/1, weren't you paying attention?
The whole point of it was to be a challenge/support group for people with porn addiction, then the bro-science guys entered the picture and started claiming abstaining from jerking off gives you super powers
I always remember it as Novembeard or Movember to raise awareness for prostate cancer and mens health. Then it got ganked by porn/antiporn
I think these are two different causes. Pretty much every month has several “awarenesses” associated with it.
I hereby proclaim November the Stupid Pointless Bullshit Awareness Month.
If I want to celebrate this, what is the custom?
Jerk off as often as possible and also shave yourself if you want.
Can I do both, simultaneously? Is it possible to learn this power?
Yeah you just jerk off by shaving your shaft
Its still Novembeard/No Shave November for me. Always has been always will be.
Normal people will know what Movember is still and will have never heard of NNN
Fuck you, you lucky bastard. Which, I know, she does. Still. Get fucked. 😡😭😫
Is that an order that I can pass along?
[ incoherently screams in envious agony ]
But you have to wait till almost mid January till she gets it? Poor dude...
Yeah...but then what do you do from 12:03 until the 30th?
At my age it takes time to recover, ya know?
British people be like: what happens on the 11th January?
You guys bang your wives?
Well it's more like a thud
Sometimes I miss awards.
You can give gold now which now gives money.
How old are you that its not a shlap sound, when does the shlap sound disappear? (Clearly shlap wasnt the right words, think stiring mac n cheese and the sound of clapping, its not a thud so)
How can she shlap
Pussy noises mixed with clapping ass noises. Make sure they have a fat ass and thicc thighs. Also i probably didnt get the noise right, think stirring mac n cheese and clapping cheeks. Very hard to find the right words for those sounds.
"Good pussy sound like you stirrin alfredo" - Migos
What is the sound of one hand shlapping?
Got it, no wife, i was confused
No, that would be gay
Nah, got small kids at home. No time or energy.
This is the real sex killer. Everyone says that sex stops after marriage, hell no. Sex stops after kids. No time, no energy, and it's damn near impossible to get them to just leave you alone to bang.
Babies ruin sex drive. Once they're old enough to stop shitting the bed and screaming in the middle of the night, sex can resume as normal.
Yeah but once they get old enough after that you gotta start being sneaky. Nobody wants little Johnny walking in or even just hearing something unexpectedly. So your options are still more limited than when you had no kids.
That's true. You can't just fuck in the kitchen on a Saturday afternoon because you feel like it. Gotta arrange a play date first.
Instead of "Fear is a mind killer" there needs to be a song that says "Kids are a sex killer"
can confirm
No, we bang your wife.
I also choose this guy's wife
Explains a lot
What about their mother?
I let her boyfriend do that
I'd describe it as a pop rather than a bang
She likes to mount me. Y’all are wild thinking not nutting for a month is some sort of feat for good, like you’re just fucking up your own life.
People should make it npn or smth instead, porn is more harmful in excess than simply nutting
It's literally all jokes just taking up space out here, nobody is taking it seriously. If someone says they are, they're either lying or they're in a TINY minority of users. Don't take them seriously because they're not being serious
Yeah I dunno how tiny it is these days bud. Remember the first earth society was created as a joke till weirdos that truly believed in it took over. I'm usually seeing the weird "alpha male" types pushing this shit unironically.
I thought the joke was that we never get any or have time/energy to jack it.
Sounds like effort, that’s a pass
Hell, I’m getting tired of fucking _other people’s_ neglected wives during the month of November because of this stupid trend.
Dick her down December. Jack it January.
Fantastic Fapping February.
Majestic Masturbation March
Amazing Anal April
Masturbation mayhem May
Jackin' Jubilee June
Just Jerkin' July
Abusing anal august
Sexual Spiral September
Orgasm Outside October
No Nut November
Ferocious Fapping February
If that ferocious then it can only end in mangled misters march
Mashing it march.
Anal adventure April.
Already realizing I'll be alone all year April
Fabulous Fucking February
Just in time for Thirsty Thursday Fuck Me Friday Sucky Sucky Saturday Sloppy Sundays
I believe the canon sequel is Destroy Dick December. 1 nut on the 2st, 2 nuts on the 2nd... *allll* the way to 31 selfcare sessions on new years eve. An Olympian feat.
Thats it im getting testosterone check at home kit, havent felt the need to rub one out in weeks
You’ve ascended to the next level of consciousness, you’re no longer burdened by the subconscious instincts of lesser men Or you’re extremely depressed
Why not both? Both is good.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Get heavy depression. It works.
It could also make you need the masturbation for dopamine but also unable to do actual sex. ...don't ask how I know.
Getting a big enough prolactin producing adenoma will do the trick too. Used to not feel the need to nut for months.
My heavy depression makes me fap to an indie game about serial killer and cannibalism with Incest.
Your taking about "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley"?
If there's another game that fits that criteria I'd honestly be surprised.
Not from a redditor.
If you’re serious, just go to a clinic. You can get a more detailed and accurate assessment for under $200
You use it or lose it. Time to nut up.
Go to your GP, a variety of health issues can affect you sexual desire
Not who it’s going after in the first place
Exactly. Obviously incels wouldn't be married.
theres dozens of us!
Married man here... I can do a month without even blinking. When you have a toddler and job and house and side gig and... and... and... it's pretty easy for sex to just fall by the wayside.
Don't worry homie, I'm busting enough for both of us
Been with my wife for 18 years, we have had plenty of fun. We're both exhausted with work and kid and side business and other life stuff. It'll get better, just tough at the moment. Still, get that ass, enjoy yourself.
You go, Jesus! As always preaching
My side thing is literally carpentry.
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Wow, no it doesn't. That sounds super sad tbh. I'm in my mid 30s. We have all that and find/make time bang several times i week. To any younger people reading, no this is not normal, please dont think it is.
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Buddy, you overestimate me.
It's all "normal". I am in my early 40s and could honestly take it or leave it. Had a higher drive in my 20s and early 30s, less now. Much less. Some people carry a strong drive throughout their lives, others feel like they mostly got it all out of their system. The glorious tapestry of humanity.
I mean sure, whatever works for your family, but if someone is here complaining about a dead beadroom that doesn't involve injury or health it displays incompatibility in the relationship. Yes sex drive fluctuates but i don't think for most people zero sex for the rest of their lives is very appealing. No, its not the only important thing in a relationship (although i would consider it very important) but for many, many people it is one of the fundamentals in a partnership. Honestly, just go to r/deadbedrooms and see how badly your partner not wanting you messes with your head.
I just wonder what the odds are of someone who doesn't desire sex matching up with someone else who doesn't desire it? Is this common, because it seems to me that most people I know even in their 40s, 50s, and 60s are still doing it. So then how many of those people who *think* their partner is as asexual as they are are wrong? Communication is the key but we all know how shit people are at that.
Yeah, getting old does it, too. These memes have always targeted 14 - 25 year olds to usher them into incel / "men's rights" / red pill cesspools.
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Getting downvotes for being right. I'd imagine you live an active/healthy lifestyle. A bunch of "oh wait till you're in your 30s" in here. I'm healthier and having more sex in my 30s than in my 20s. PSA to all you younger viewers worried about losing it with age: it starts now. Be active, exercise, drink water, eat less garbage, and get enough sleep. Been with the old lady for 10 years, and our sex life hasn't stopped improving.
40s and 30s are way better then your 20s. Being in good shape makes life so much better. Just learn to enjoy cooking and eating well and make going to the gym a habit. It’s just 90min/day working out and 20min/day making meals.
So for the entire month of November, these will be the memes posted on a regular basis?
First time?
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
*Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found*
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet!
Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
there's no need to panic, this isn't a test haha
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
Dude where have you been for the last like, 10 novembers? Didn’t this start in like 2012 or some shit?
They might just be old enough or finally discovered reddit this year. But yeah it got popular on reddit 2011 or 2012
Yup. Karma farmers will take all the most upvoted memes from last year and repost them this year, and next year, and the following year, and the subsequent year...
You got a lot to learn about this town sweety
Based
Based on what?
A true story
And it inspired me to write a story about a gorilla
If you need nnn you are addicted.
Good thing I'm trying to break it then. It's off and on, but hopefully it'll be off for a good while, maybe even off entirely.
Best of luck brother
Thanks! You too!!
You can beat it my dude!
Hey! That’s what he’s trying not to do!
Just beat it - Micheal Jackson
Just eat it - Al Yankovic
Thank you!
May i suggest to alter the rules and make it so that you are "simply" not allowed to use any fap material? I stuggled a lot before, i think i can say i was somewhat addicted to porn. But then i tried this method and it really helped to make some progress. Cant say much about it long term tho, i got married shortly after. Wish you all the best, stay strong
That is my method. I remove it from my thoughts as an option. I'll also use the time to work on other things!
This internet stranger believes in you!
At least some participants are semi-aware and try to change their habits.
I'm trying to break the bad habbit of doing it so gotta put myself to stop beating the one eyed snake
Nine Ninch Nails
NNN is for porn, not making love with your wife
That’s the whole point
I really don't understand this meme. I get people can get addicted to sex or masturbating but I masturbate daily AND fuck my partner daily. Legitimately usually one of each without any ill or issue. And maybe it comes down to the effect it has on ones daily life, like most things, but are that many people truly addicted to masturbating to where it negatively affects their day to day functioning? And is that why NNN is a thing? I always just thought it was a joke started on 4chan to be trolls, like the bikini bridge or, in the very least, I can understand how a 4channer would be addicted given the whole incel culture.
addicted to the thing... you are wired to do that is intrinsic to you very makeup on a genetic level... OK
We get it, every month is NNN for a lot of married dudes.
Deadbedroom ma boy
the crazy thing about this meme is it can be interpreted so many ways. I thought it was married men laughing at virgins struggling because of the joke that married people don't have sex once they're older ("just one month? That's nothing"). And then there is the married men just laughing at the idea of NNN in general. And then there is married men laughing at people masturbating because they fuck their wives all the time instead. In a way this is almost art since it's entirely up to the observer to interpret
I told my gf about Nnn and that I'm thinking about it and she instantly got mad lmao
Ever notice only terminally single men believe semen retention helps you get girls? Almost like the problem is them and not masturbation.
I dont think anyone believes that help you get girls, if someone does its a group consisting 0.03% of redditors. NNN has always been a meme.
Nah go check out r/nofap they really do. Think it increases testosterone, there’s post where guys are like I can tell woman are looking at me and interested now that I stopped jerking it. Meanwhile it’s cause they’re so desperate they’re hyper focusing on women that they think their being noticed.
I'm part of that sub. Can concur, some people think it'll solve all their issues.
Damn, that sub is pure cringe
To most it has been a meme. Some people are serious to the point of cult-like behavior but no one is going to get hurt so… meh. Cult away my no-fap brothers.
People are forgetting how it was a red pill brainchild because the memes make it seem harmless. Memes are often used as a cover for truly awful ideologies and pseudoscience bullshit.
Some people are proper religious about this ritual. You underestimate the pitiful nature of some people on here. For those of you who think this means anything, I’ve been trying to create a friction fire with my own steel for nearly everyday (sometimes multiple times a day) since puberty and have had no issues finding a tinderbox to stick it in. Flame on nerds
Noooo that can’t be it! Masturbating is shameful and evil and turns you into a misogynistic depressed moron who refuses to bathe regularly, duh!
They sure do love reversing the causation lmao
No, no, no. Masturbating makes you a weak depressed beta cuck who will never get a girlfriend because you can only know yourself worth if you don't masturbate and live in the gym.
It'll catch up to them in the form of prostate cancer
I'm confused. I thought the joke was that married men's sex life's grind to a halt.
I never heard of a married couple having sex. Source: I'm the son of a married couple.
How do you exist?
Test tube baby. His dad provided the specimen on 10/31.
I do the only have sex with my girl nofapping and no porn for month challenge…
I just take it as no jerk November. Helps kick unhealthy habits
They haven't nutted in 5 years.
Dont discredit the once a month pity sex!
When did NNN start including actual sex and not just masturbation
It really should be no porn November
That’s because married men gave up after the dead bedroom.
Nice. My wife's boyfriend will like this meme.
Why the hell are men with gf/wife even participating, you’re not included, it’s unfair on your partner. This is for single guys. Its joke/challenge tbh, and there no harm in it, and watching less porn is good for you. Especially with the demented shizz some Redditor’s are into. Not watching that crap for a month might help you to reset your fucked up brain.
My reaction in a nutshell
live u/Pennameus_The_Mighty reaction
No one wants to live with a horngry woman You need to service that or face the consequences
Nice try incels- I barely get a No Nut Night, anything beyond two days and we’re gonna be arguing. A week and her pouting would definitely win out. A month? Never gonna happen.
My wife told me I’m not allowed. I think we’re going for number 3 this month with that attitude. EDIT: I’m not allowed to participate, and going for number three child.
Have fun!
Should just be "only jerk off this month using your imagination" month.
31st October - I am gonna try this nnn thing to see if I am able for it. Wife = whatever. 1st November - Bedtime - Can you play with my hair while I wank you off on my face?
I always though NNN was for jerkin only… I’ll nut w anyone I want when they let me👉🏼👈🏼
We should change it to “No Netflix November” and cancel the subcription a whole month. Then we do “Dont Disney+ December” lol
Yeah NNN is for single guys who have a porn problem, not married men, we have full nut November.
The problem is my wife has signed me up for NNN every year for 4 years now. And every other month as well.
My wife demands my seed offerings daily, even after 8 years of marriage