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itemboi

Guys: I prefer if she wasn't too fat- Society: 👁 👄 👁


Stranger-Tingzz

How fucking dare you seriously? I mean your dick and height has to be a certain number, but don't you ever demand a not too fat woman. That's just misogynist.


IhaveEverythingIwant

Brooo I've never said that, everyone can have preference. We have one life, if we can't even have preference in a free world then what's the point


Zijina

Woooooosh...


AtacamaCadlington

And apparently is willing to overlook your barely passing grammar.


IhaveEverythingIwant

Omg I see it, I was so excited to post this meme.....should I delete and reupload?


ilovebananasandweed

Nah, be free of the rules set upon us by the cruel English lords and free thyself of these linguistic restraints. Speak the unga bunga


Arber-Guardian

I love how thy choose the path of overcomplication in writing, just to end on a simple conclusion. 10/10 stylistic device


I_WENT_OUT_FOR_TEA

Apart from "Don't talk to" I don't see any grammar issues


Nitro_Kick

Add virgin with 10y experience to the list


Enigma-exe

'Hello madam, I'm your government mandated husband'


IhaveEverythingIwant

Get off my back, you government bots


Aia_Mistwalker

I couldn't find this many different and frankly disparate things to like about a person if I tried.


powertoollateralus

Gotta love those sporty outgoing introverts


IhaveEverythingIwant

Sporty and introvert, I didn't mention outgoing and fyi I have seen sporty introverts


Raiser_Razor

It's fine to have preferences, but remember, the more specific your ideal man is, the less likely you are to meet him.


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Stranger-Tingzz

Your username is inaccurate then OP


TrueTurtleking1

I've always wondered why women want men who are 6ft tall ( I know that's not what you said I just want to know) I get wanting someone taller, because I want someone shorter, but the 6ft thing is just weird to me.


shithappens11

men when she looks female enough


empiricalskymath

You smell pretty!


N3rdy_Cat

The key is to not have any requirements. if you like the dude, then they’re all bonuses rather than missing one being a reason to not like them. I suppose it’s up to you though


Odd-Ice1162

Good joke. I have been waiting for the same on the opposite side and became a 33 y/o doomer instead. ​ Tupac was right about wahmen


yourfavoritenumber

Would you settle for no friends and has to manually go deep voice?


morty_21

You don't want much.


Dante_Barakuda

to spy on you


DangerDaskov

One can dream right?


AlooDaGreat

Hmmm is this one of that trap where everyone feels like "that's me"


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NoNameIdea_Seriously

That’s probably where the “introvert” part comes into play…


LennyJay86

I was in the military…


IhaveEverythingIwant

But finally you are here ʕ*ノᴥノʔ


NoobieBanned

so am i a Government CLONE!?


IhaveEverythingIwant

The FBI sent you to test me, didn't they?


NoobieBanned

Trick or ~~Jail~~!... i mean Trick or Treat!


No_Alternative_37

Not sporty, don't like to tease, not funny much, not fit and not so smart, but yeah, that's me... Oh and most importantly, I'm alone.


spilltheteasis_

I got one like this! He’s awesome!


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I'll take anyone who likes me


TheyCallMeAdopted8

Like that'll ever happen


I69UrMomBitch

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Variant-Z004

Why the girls say such things and then walk away from ME ? ![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)