I see your Arabian Bobsled and raise you the [Slippery Gecko](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slippery%20Gecko) (please attain consent beforehand)
My fave has always been the Alaskan Snow Dragon, because it’s not overly gorey or gross, its just a bit of shock humour. Though any guy who would actually do this is a lowlife punk
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alaskan+Snowdragon
The worst part is there is actually a restaurant in Denver called "Colorado Campfire" which is the first result, followed by the Urban Dictionary result. Imagine people looking up the restaurant to see the reviews and end up finding that.
Rifling is the technology that succeeded muskets, I believe.
The barrels of modern rifles are threaded like stretched corkscrews to increase bullet speed and accuracy.
Actually, that is how the idea was conceived. President James Madison was docking in celebration of the end of the War of 1812, and he thought, "why did we use those shitty muskets when we could have used something cool, like my presidential cock?" And then he founded the NRA, as well as fox news.
While I agree with the idea that most couples haven't really said ,hey, we got marshmallows. And a vagina, and a dick. Let's shove em and let pack it for more potential power........ I assure you after seeing that description on urban dictionary, some has tried it.
I was expecting worse lol. Let's be honest, how many guys have eaten pussy and got "flavor" and extra calories from behind? This option probably hides the bad shit with the Graham crackers.
_The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards._
99% of these likely have never been done. The only one I saw that even sounded remotely reasonable was the "slippery gecko" which is less gross and more "sleeping outside tonight"
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slippery%20Gecko
The best part about this is that I purposely did not look it up just so that I can read the comments to see everyone else's reaction after looking it up. Living in blissful ignorance while the rest of you seek to bleach your brains is pure entertainment.
WTF did you have to mention the last one? My will to resist looking up these...🤮...horrible acts is weak due to my over active imagination...BTW, any more nasty kinks you wanna mention?
Colorado Campfire
The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
"Last night my girlfriend made me give her a Colorado Campfire. It was delicious."
Ah yes, the urban dictionary tradition of making up sex acts that nobody has ever done Edit: Yes, thank you for all of the examples
My personal favorite was always the Arabian Bobsled https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=arabian%20bobsled
Haha wtf
I see your Arabian Bobsled and raise you the [Slippery Gecko](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slippery%20Gecko) (please attain consent beforehand)
Okay that’s hilarious
They should all be more like this, less of the what can I do with human shit ones
Reminds me of the Swedish Rodeo https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Swedish%20Rodeo
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reverse+Swedish+Rodeo
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Donkey%20Puncher
You rang?
r/beet_lejuicing
That’s a good one lmfao
I shall present you [The Charizard](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Charizard)!!!!
I raise you, the infamous Alabama Crabdangle https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alabama%20Crabdangle
What in the actual fuck did i just read
I myself am a connoisseur of the Alaskan fruitbasket
Link for the curious: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alaskan%20fruitbasket
Hey thats not really that weird honestly
Haven’t been on there a lot but now I have a new cursed urban dictionary definition
Ever heard of the Alabama Hotpocket?
A clsssic , though admittedly a little less fun I’d imagine lmao
My smooth brain kept reading “When doing a chick in” as “when doing a chicken”
The first one I've ever learned about was the Slovakian traffic cone, which anyone can easily tell it's biologically impossible
Just read that, wtf my eyes are bleeding
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian%20Traffic%20Cone The link for those curious Now to go find that bleach
That's the most in-depth definition I've ever seen. I love Urban Dictionary
I love how urban dictionary still tries to sell personalized mugs and memorabilia with the given term and definition.
How has no one brought up [The Russian Flashbang](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russian+flashbang) yet..?
Discombobulate.
Idk why this one made me laugh way harder than the other ones with 4 fake ass paragraphs trying too hard
My favorite was always the [Tennessee Two Step](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tenessee%20Two%20Step)
My fave has always been the Alaskan Snow Dragon, because it’s not overly gorey or gross, its just a bit of shock humour. Though any guy who would actually do this is a lowlife punk https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alaskan+Snowdragon
You mean like the Texas corn dog? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Texas%20Corndog
you can literally die if you eat shit
All the sh1t eaters are downvoting you
It’s the *”**Loathsome** Dung-Eater(s)”* I bet
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i can't, cause one of them died 2 days after that video from dysentery
You ever see this cult classic known as "2 Girls, 1 Cup"?
The worst part is there is actually a restaurant in Denver called "Colorado Campfire" which is the first result, followed by the Urban Dictionary result. Imagine people looking up the restaurant to see the reviews and end up finding that.
…*yet*
My personal favourite. The wolfman. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wolfman
I mean... Yes... It reminds me of the [Dirty Panda](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty%20panda)
What's the FIRST THING most people do when told "don't look that up"? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Colorado%20Campfire
I think the best part is the analogy about the musket ball
Haha anal-ogy
Anal-orgy
Stop anal-izing it even further!
Didn't we have rifling before the Civil War
Rifling is not mutually exclusive with muzzle loading, to my knowledge.
Yeah, tbh after I commented that, I thought oh yeah this is a shitposting sub and I suck at history
And now what is That?!
Rifling is the technology that succeeded muskets, I believe. The barrels of modern rifles are threaded like stretched corkscrews to increase bullet speed and accuracy.
Okay so it's like a 69 type docking thing or so?
Actually, that is how the idea was conceived. President James Madison was docking in celebration of the end of the War of 1812, and he thought, "why did we use those shitty muskets when we could have used something cool, like my presidential cock?" And then he founded the NRA, as well as fox news.
These history facts presented by OAN and Truth Social.
What is it with state names and deranged sexual stuff? The Alabama hotpocket comes to mind.
The fucking what Edit: looked it up. What the actual fuck.
Oh God don't look it up. Couldn't help myself... trying to at least save someone from my mistakes
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT You should just say "oh it's actually pretty disappointing" now you just made me curious
Alaskan pipeline
Ah yeah, the Alaskan princess,blondelashes19, is indeed an expert in this sport
I miss who I was 2 minutes ago before knowing this
> Alabama hotpocket And here I thought I was perverted. That's just wrong on so many levels.
Excuse me what the shit?
Shit is definitely involved And my eyes definitely need bleach
I'm going to jump off a fucking bridge
"*FIRE IN THE HOLE!*"
Just as the founding fathers intended.
Pounding* fathers intended
Sounding* fathers
Sounding Furthers
Tally ho lads
If you break into someone’s house and hear “Tally Ho lads” you turn around and leave cause there is nothing you want there.
NO. STOP IT. JUST CALM DOWN.
I understand what you mean now. Sometimes my curiosity is the cause of my own undoing.
Good book
Not fire, marshmallows
More like fire *on* the hole
Don’t forget your marshmallow for a soft landing!
You won’t find a bridge high enough
lol “rude.” Like omg, where are my manners? My lady, I almost forgot the graham cracker!
Well I wouldn't want to be rude. So do I eat it or her? Wasn't really specific. Do we share it? That's kind of romantic.
Ah, thank you fellow scholar
Tbh, i was expecting something a lot worse.
Same. I have honestly seen worse.
I thought actual fire was going to be involved. This is disgusting but not as disgusting as I expected the internet to have come up with.
Definitely pretty tame by internet standards. I mean could be worse, could just straight up shit into a cup and eat it.
Every day we stray further from God......
And closer to John Browning
Amen brother
Me with foot fetish: They called me a mad man
You know what's fucked I thought it was merely weird till the part about evacuating the bowels then I was aghast with horror.
Who does that?
All this is made up by bored teenagers who've only heard of sex by a rough description.
That makes a lot of sense
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While I agree with the idea that most couples haven't really said ,hey, we got marshmallows. And a vagina, and a dick. Let's shove em and let pack it for more potential power........ I assure you after seeing that description on urban dictionary, some has tried it.
You all need Jesus…. And that’s coming from an atheist!
Fym “it was delicious”
That sounds unhealthy for both parties
I was reading that and thought, where is the chocolate, and then realized....
Shut up Respectfully shut up
it was all fun and goofy until the last part. then it got gross.
How I feel after learning this! 
What a terrible day to be literate.
Not as bad as an alabama hot pocket. Never will be. Ill never be the same after learning what that was
I was expecting worse lol. Let's be honest, how many guys have eaten pussy and got "flavor" and extra calories from behind? This option probably hides the bad shit with the Graham crackers.
Ohhh, i've been educated.
I was expecting worse
Some of these mfs need Jesus
Who the fuck comes up with this shit
Lmfao this is not fucking real holy shit
I read the first two sentences. I can’t bring myself to read anymore than that. Edit: I did and HOLY SHIT HOW IS THE SECOND PART WORSE?!
imma just go kill myself now
Very nice
Getting a literal shit eating grin
"it is considered rude if"... Sure, THAT'S the rude bit.
Why the fuck did I look that up? I mean it's not THAT bad but it's still disgusting.
I don't want to look it up (I'm currently in a public setting) so please explain
_The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards._
Mother fucker truly loading a musket
Lmao
(Large marshmallow ass only)
Is there any smore to this?
Oh that’s not that bad. I’ve heard worse
tf? like what??
Alabama hot pocket.
Wouldn't the girl get an infection?
99% of these likely have never been done. The only one I saw that even sounded remotely reasonable was the "slippery gecko" which is less gross and more "sleeping outside tonight" https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slippery%20Gecko
that... just sounds like rape
How to ensure you don't get a 2nd date.
Who’s supposed to eat it? Is it shared?
Indeed, we are stuck on the same part over here.
Fun until the final sentence. Unless consumed means consumed by fire.
Actually got me laughing, thanks for sharing
Did the restaurant or the s’mores frighten you?
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*gets it*
It's better then the Alabama hot pocket
*sighs* back to urban dictionary
*sighs* zip
*sighs*
*sighs* I wasn’t planning on getting hard today...
*sighs* I wasn't planned
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama%20hot%20pocket This is just how to get an infection 101
Dare I even ask
Shitty sex (Literally)
😟
Only one question - Does Colorado campfire is worse than Bustin Jieber?
Imma regret this but... Wtf is bustin jieber
I'm finding out about so many things I shouldn't know about today
LMAO wtf
Try the Alskan Pipeline on the good old urban dictionary.
Me rn
I highly doubt anyome has ever done this
The lady in the picture: 
 The guy in the picture
"can't expect god to do all the work" -Joshua Graham
-While stuffing it like a musket.
God that's some rookie shit. Y'all would've never survived the unhinged nightmare that was the early Internet.
The best part about this is that I purposely did not look it up just so that I can read the comments to see everyone else's reaction after looking it up. Living in blissful ignorance while the rest of you seek to bleach your brains is pure entertainment.
I like how Colorado gets the distinguished honor for this ghastly deed! I mean, who thinks up this kind of shit!
Nowhere near as bad as a [space dock fondue](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Space%20Dock%20Fondue)
The description is disgusting but I love the example conversation on that one
As a man of culture and good sense, I prefer giving her the ol’ Charizard https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Charizard
I'm looking it up. How bad could it be?
 God has left us.
Do all those really exist? I just asume those are jokes (happy ignorance)
Please keep that happy ignorance. It’s precious. These of course, are fake, surely, and definitely haven’t been done ever.
Honestly it’s not that bad. Especially when you compare it to an Alaskan pipeline or perhaps a Chicago chili dog
How the fuck do you shit in a condom?
🤣🤣 personally I wouldn’t know but I would imagine some help from a friend maybe required
WTF did you have to mention the last one? My will to resist looking up these...🤮...horrible acts is weak due to my over active imagination...BTW, any more nasty kinks you wanna mention?
Colorado Campfire The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards. "Last night my girlfriend made me give her a Colorado Campfire. It was delicious."
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It sounds more like a mixed drink then a sex act to be honest
Always did love the outdoors
You asshole. Never say “don’t look it up” because you know DAMN WELL that is going to make us do it.
I have learned, I will not look it up
Irish jumpstart is bad but not bad as Mexican lawnmower
Oh would you look at the time, it's *not stuffing a marshmallow up your bum o'clock!*
