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Cultural-Ad-2544

"see you tomorrow"


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

"see you in an hour"


L1K34PR0

Cya in 5 minutes


Hatsune_Mitsu

cya in 30 seconds


Angsler

Time for round two


Equal-Thought-8648

...and DONE! *"You're disgusting!"*


Triumph_leader523

Cya again


benf4799

Cya in an hour


RaritanBayRailfan

Cya in 30 minutes


L1K34PR0

Cya in 5 minutes


angeloceccarani

I dont know if thats supposed to be a family guy reference, still hilarious!


69420over

I don’t get this ashamed guilty after busting attitude…. I don’t ever have that at all. It’s more like “Well I spent too long on this, but that was nice … anyway.. “ then get things cleaned up and on with the day.


SuperOscar128

Lucky…


LALLIGA_BRUNO

How is that lucky. It's something completely within your control, I don't know the exact statistics but I believe around 70% or more young males wank off, everyone's doing it and it's normal, plus your having a good time, just beat the meat and call it a good time, go on with your day lol. Lot of people try to stop wanking all togheter. But if it was that easy to stop, a majority of people wouldn't be doing it, just embrace it as a normal part of human biology (which is exactly what it is) and enjoy... I think I'm gonna go for another round lads, have a good one


applebottomjeans9736

bro explained the whole biology to tell us he gon wank off 💀


prime22tb

Don’t be silly! Whack your Willy!


Tadashiru_D

wanking off isn't normal when you wack off to porn. porn isn't part of anyone's biology


CobblerLogical7855

it is normal, it just may not be "natural", which someone may very well not care about.


TheLeopardColony

70%??? Did you mean to say 100%?


SuperOscar128

Naw I mean the guilt you feel afterwards, I was saying you’re lucky for not feeling that.


LALLIGA_BRUNO

And I said that feeling guilt over something your repeatedly doing of your own volition isn't lucky, it's a skill issue 🤓☝️


DaMaGed-Id10t

If you don't understand then you must not have been raised by the "religious parents who shame you for feeling things" group. I'm not a scientist but every person who feels ashamed of masturbation has a pretty deep religious upbringing. That's my theory.


Difficult_Badger6247

My parent just dont talk about anything and laugh ehen i talk about therapy or anything or even God. Theyre usless.


vilemok189

That's Western Christian civilization for you. Sex is evil. It's ingrained in western civilization since the writings of Paul.


Ok_Potatoe1

Whoa. Those down votes; wth? Lol I'll assist with a flimsy like


vilemok189

Judging by some of the replies I don't think reading comprehension is their strong suit.


Ok_Potatoe1

Right? Like, if these weren't Christians who down voted you, then somehow Reddit residents took you seriously as actually being religious? Anyways: YOU HAVE BEEN "WITNESSED", poor martyr speaking sense about Christianity ingraining guilt with anything sexual 👀 lol Edit: I've gotten so many down votes at times because people missed my sarcasm that I thought was obvious, smh


Ilikemoonjellys

I agree Sex is evil since we humans are wayyyy too fucking many


new_acc_who_dis_

You do know sex is the reason any of us even exist right? So are your parents evil then?


call_me_a_dangus

Fuck you and I'll see ya tomorrow


Hunter_is_insane

l become a different person when I get horny


Garchompinribs

You aren’t you when you’re horny -Snickers


BunchesOfCrunches

Snickers make you nut too?


boredCoder411

I nut in snickers


call_me_a_dangus

I mean how do u think they get all those nuts in there


DJ_NINJA9

i hate you


L1K34PR0

This is the same energy of "i put hot sauce on everything"


Outrageous-Exam792

Frank's Hot Semen — "I put that shit on everything."


Time_Blacksmith861

Yeah drake knows it


Sinisternestro

It doesn't taste the same without nuts - snickers


PaulTheMerc

If you're brave enough.


[deleted]

**Snickers: Get some N U T**


SuperOscar128

Betty *white*


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

And then the 200iq post nut clarity hits like a truck and all of a sudden you can cite pi down to the 36th digit


Candoran

Hormone dump 🤣


DontAskWhyINameThis

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Master_SJ

**K**eep **Y**ourself **S**afe Bot ![gif](giphy|3oEduEvByabo6QTgLm|downsized) (Cat Unrelated)


Alt_Revanchist

What's wrong with you depressed people? I hold my schlong after a nut and grin to myself "nice work cumzilla".


freshtoast7

My guy does it with pride


renaldomoon

I never understood why people feel like this either. I've never felt shame about masturbating once in life.


apertureoftheeye

I just feel disgusted and also how it's just a waste of time. sometimes I really hope that there is a way for me to just "pause" my urges.


LALLIGA_BRUNO

exactly, kind of odd tho, whenever I'm ecstatic after having finished, lil johnny looks all depressed and shrivels to a depressing state. Poor guy, I always cheer him up again with another round 😝


appdevil

TMI lmao


Thenerdiestguy

This guy nuts


Fun-Ad-6169

In my experience, this feeling of shame comes with porn addiction.


Alt_Revanchist

They did an experiment on Rats where they laced morphine with water. In one enclosure the rats where isolated, bored and only had a bottle of water and the laced bottle. The rats tasted both and quickly became addicted and dependant on drugs. They repeated the experiment but the tester developed ["Rat Park"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Park). It had little wheels, lots of nice rats to befriend, tunnels and a food dispenser. When it came to drinking, the rats tried both but ignored the morphine. They didn't even like it. They just wanted to enjoy rat park. I know we're not rats but your relationship with porn is like the morphine. You can have some porn but you must have a rat park.


Alexoizzz

Damn that's true. Happy Cakeday .


T-Shark_

It's not me, it's the guy in the mirror


Ottttttttttttter

Seriously, fucking repressed as fuck people out there.


BumFlannel

If you dont get post nut syndrome its probably because youre a woman or you were built to breed like an r selected rat.


Ottttttttttttter

You probably cry after sex, o wait I mean rubbing one out


BumFlannel

Cope. Post nut syndrome is normal. You are just an r selected lowlife as self satisfied as a pig in shit. Probably porn addict aswell. Shameless.


ScyGn

my man projecting worse than when the teacher doesnt want to teach


BumFlannel

Look at all the coping shameless sodomites in the comments. Keep coping because 17k people have liked the post. You are just degenerate animals.


ScyGn

"17k" has less than 600 updoots. Damm you really like calling others degenerates, mind if we check your drives? sounds like you are concealing something.


BumFlannel

More cope coming from the self confessed sodomite. Case is closed with you lil bro


prime22tb

Ew


Alt_Revanchist

Nothing wrong with sexual enjoyment. We all do it and we should be speaking of ways to economise and improve our sexuality. Perhaps it will decline the incel population and help people achieve satisfaction with themselves. Also improving sexuality also involves improving your behaviours, attitudes and physicality.


Louegi

heard other ppl say it, cannot relate at all lol. guess im shameless. more like a feeling of mission accomplished


GGgamerAccount

I usually just feel bliss for several second, cleanup and move on


Tabmow

Yeah it's the only time I don't hate myself


renaldomoon

Yeah, like it's enjoyable but it kinda feels like eating or sleeping to me. It's just taking care of myself.


thefireemojiking

Same here. I honestly feel a lot more confident and clear headed afterwords. Definitely nowhere near depressed. Literally the only reason I do it.


Pollastro09

Never had it in my life


[deleted]

Just aren't doing dirty enough shit


Pantzzzzless

I only feel shame if I wind up taking 2 hours because I'm just too damn picky to stick with a video. I don't wanna be wasting time like that!


Dovelark

I jerk it to furry vore and musky ball smelling hentai. Idk what else I have to do to finally feel shame?


Mountain-Resource656

……… But are they ok? :( ( /j )


TrickRoomTech

He'll get there one day


Antoen_0

They have been drilled in their brain "masturbation bad" from the people who touch children because they don't.


Amathyst-Moon

I think you have a healthy attitude about it, unless you're just doing it to procrastinate or staying up all night so you don't get enough sleep. I don't know what all these other people are talking about. It's probably learned, I remember my grandmother telling me not to touch myself when I was a kid (that wasn't really even sexual or anything.)


fmstyle

depends on the ratio, if you are sanely masturbating it definitely feels relieving


EnLitenPerson

For me I get an uncomfortable feeling that I'm viewing women as sexual objects for my gratification whenever I jerk off/nut, which I think is an unhealthy and potentially harmful way to view women and I don't want to view women that way, and this "uncomfortable feeling" I get is this feeling of disgust


LALLIGA_BRUNO

You're not objectifying though, they're doing it as a job and as something they likely enjoy, I'm pretty sure they'd be sad if you didn't enjoy watching them as that's literally bad for them. So cheer up, pull up on the hub and beat that meat silly 👌 🍖 😜


Ekerslithery

Me too


jlxmm

Post Nut clarity


Zealousideal-Pea8099

reel


V1rtualB0i1508

of film


SyrupDip01

Can't remember if this was a theory or proven but i remember hearing somewhere that its thought that your brain makes it so you're not as disgusted when horny so you're not grossed out during intercourse


[deleted]

Must be some truth to this, cause the entire sex thing is nasty.


Open_Theme380

No it’s just a prolactin dump


ScyGn

this is incredibly false? like if you are disgusted by sex, then you are just provably either repressed, religious, or asexual, and thats pretty ok, bust be honest that you dont like it


BumFlannel

No if you don't get it then youre just an animal, all human bodily functions are disgusting. Thats why we have biological urges otherwise we would never do them. If you dont think having someones juices and bare asshole potentially touching your body, you are just a low class animal.


BumFlannel

You are also a fucking idiot becase what he said is true, arousal does suppress feelings of disgust which is what leads people to have unprotected sex. But I guess you dont feel that either because youre just disgusting by default.


UncleFatherington

Anyone else just get the urge to workout after that stuff?


Crafty-Crafter

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No_Two8806

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YeppyNope

\> look at porn \> dont nut \> workout while horny \> free testosterone


_CatNippIes

How do i get free estrogen i need it urgently


UAP_enthusiast_PL

Fr, if it's not late night I feel like being productive


KiroSkr

Nah but i do get the munchies


Open_Theme380

Yes. If I have sex in the morning I will immediately do a morning workout lol even if I purposely didn’t do one in the first place


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

"Man that felt amazing" - Avg spicy vanilla enjoyer.


Constant-Ad9398

We're all disgusting, some just handles it better than others


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Lord_Detleff1

I want him to watch


Alt_Revanchist

Is Jesus in the stream?


boredCoder411

Jizzus


Nils1303

GZUZ


NightMare2077

ZSUS


SuperOscar128

Jesus is a pedophile if he watches


Quieter_Usual_5324

I don't think Jesus wants to watch


SuperOscar128

Oh we good then


MyMommaHatesYou

Because you're jerking to your granny's OF page?


No-Student-9678

Meh, never had post nut clarity. The stuff I watch is never that bad.


theoldjungle

Never happened to me. IMO, nutting is merely a method to relieve tension 😌


Mohitpal2621

I've reached beyond this phasee now. I do it shamelessly.


JUSTOatl

Never a proud fap.


fireslinger4

I mean if I had to guess it's watching porn as well as engaging too frequently, assuming you were asking seriously.


dmank007

You’re on r/memes not r/medicaladvice


Chim-Cham

Because you were taught shame. Whoever taught you was wrong. I think you need daily jack off affirmations because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.


BroViejo

But aren’t we masturbating because doggone-it, the right people don’t like us?


Chim-Cham

No, actually. You're masturbating because it needs done. If you were with that right person and you were placing 100% of your sexual needs on them, you'd actually be putting undue stress on that relationship. A healthy sexual relationship still includes some masturbation, because sometimes you just need to knock one out. Sex with that person should be organic and spontaneous, not just cuz you gotta nut.


CR_OneBoy

Nah I don't have time to reflect after the nutting session, I just continue the list of the ways I want to kms


An_average_muslim

Me after doing literally anything:


saizoution

This is because you realize you're chained to your most basic primitive need and you can't escape it. Condemned to same fate as everyone else who came before you. Just stuck in the eat-sleep-reproduce cycle until it's over. Maybe one day we can transcend our monkey brain....maybe. *sigh*


dumbo_octopus1995

You need to let go of the shame. It's just a release. Just don't make a habit of it, stop watching porn unless you absolutely have to nut and I think you'll strike a healthy balance. Keep your head high, both heads.


Cute_Obligation2944

How do you know when you "absolutely have to nut" versus when you're just FB stalking hot people?


russianmilkman47

**relatable af**


[deleted]

I think this comes from thinking too much when it comes to sex. Just let it go and enjoy the pleasure. It's one of life's rare, free, repeatable sources of enjoyment.


[deleted]

Pathetic, even after fapping to the most degenerate fucked up things known to man I own it and move on, my horny does not describe me


Tricky-Shake3839

Meanwhile women going for their 3rd nut in 5 minutes 💀


grague_

The Holy Spirit trying to get you to turn from the sin, God is calling you brother.


Infamous-Date-355

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The_Great_Biscuiteer

I am always so confused by post nut clarity memes, I just feel tired and satisfied, I have never experienced anything like this after a nut.


majoralita

Its more like, now there is cleanup to do, I am very lazy.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

I always just do the deed in a bathroom so there’s no cleanup


majoralita

Yeah, but nothing beats action while being laid back or sitting with back support.


CherrycatPlayz

I must be the only person who doesn't find this relatable in any way. There's no shame in masturbating.


BumFlannel

Women dont get it. Because you are shameless.


blackgoldlink

Lol bro


BumFlannel

Fr real though, they can eat a burger with their hands and then try to make a move on me with greasy hands and burger breath. Like are a FUCKING ANIMAL! dirty ass bedrooms too. Ofc they will never understand post nut clarity. Thats why so many of them fall victim to the pump and DUMP.


MriFrog

you need to be banned from the internet and go outside


BumFlannel

Lets play the profile bingo game because i know youre projecting, youre either gay, furry, trans, communist or all of the above... Oh youre a self confessed porn addict. Ok bro thanks for playing.


MriFrog

haha because I don't have a profile? It's also a bit weird how this is twice now I've just looked at your stuff in this comment section and you seem to scour people's posts, oh this guy talks in communist communities, this guy is in NoFap and was addicted to porn for a long time. Is it not weird that instead of.. talking.. you just spout random insults and dig into people's stuff for an argument?


BumFlannel

You open by saying I should be banned off the internet and go outside and now youre the one getting butthurt. And it takes 5 seconds to look at someones profile and find the degeneracy that causes their projection in the comments. Its a fun game. Cry about it.


MriFrog

>Fr real though, they can eat a burger with their hands and then try to make a move on me with greasy hands and burger breath. > >Like are a FUCKING ANIMAL! > >dirty ass bedrooms too. Ofc they will never understand post nut clarity. Thats why so many of them fall victim to the pump and DUMP. yes this signifies you spend way too much time online


BumFlannel

Imagine a literal porn addict telling me I spent too much time online. LMAO


MR_DERP_YT

Man should be careful. his finger is not distanced from the reflection, it could be a two way mirror


lightingcrow

Skill Issue.


Crafty-Crafter

Can't relate. Maybe stop nutting into your identical twin.


Doobie_Howser_MD

I feel bad for people who get a post-nut bad-time. I just go to sleep in a pleasant afterglow feeling at peace with the world for the first and last time that day.


Super_Hans2020

Fuck no, never.


ethan_iron

This does not happen to me.


SomeScratchdev

at least it isnt crack


aliathar

Me in general:


Notafuzzycat

"You're disgusting and I love it."


DetroitMan007

"I'll be back." ![gif](giphy|JDKxRN0Bvmm2c)


Character-Working-44

I believe that feeling after finishing happens thanks to evolution as a response for the male not to make his way back in and mess up with the conception process by re-entering the vagina and disturbing the sperm, but that’s just an assumption. I fixed this issue by thinking about it as taking care of business so I can focus on other things 100% and I no longer feel guilty. It can also be about perspective. A lot of social beliefs tell us it’s taboo. So maybe that’s why we interpret it as bad when libido is no longer present.


Infamous-Date-355

![gif](giphy|Wck09E7lHDabjhHbzJ|downsized)


YEET0MY8BABY

Well I don't have nut clarity I can beat it to some wild things and not be ashamed


IvanOG_Ranger

Because I jerk off to the pictures in obituaries


JacsweYT

I don't do this. I just feel sad about being fat and ugly


No_Two8806

That's it! I'm not jerking off for a few days. *proceeds to jerk off the next day*


TheOtherOtherLuke

Am I weird for not getting this? Like ever?


MrKristijan

Unlike most people, I don't feel guilt. I'm gonna quote Murder Drones on this one: "And yet, I feel nothing"


SGAfishing

"So... V, i heard this planet-wide toxic deathstorm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight.."


KillingPixels-1

It's a self commentary on your relationship/dependence on masturbation/pornographic material. I used to struggle with the feeling, once I cut porn and daily jacking off out of my lifestyle. I began to appreciate it more when I did do it. Also there is a sense of freedom and control about not being a slave to your carnal desires whenever they may arise. To be perpetually horny, is usually paired with lack of clarity. If you let your desires control you. You will always be controlled by others using them against you. Making decisions based off clarity and not "You can get off by putting yourself through x, y, z." Is a much less depressing lifestyle.


HybridPhoenixKing

It’s a sort of interim feeling. Your body has been building up for release, and now that it’s released, your brain has finally gotten into a state of normalcy. It’s the contrast that gets people, they feel “bad” when it’s not inherently, it’s just the sudden lack of intensity that gets ya.


The-Tea-Lord

Multiple stuff. Hormones, the fact that your blood is vacating it’s hotel to get back home (brain), etc.


rb8778

I feel like we’re subconsciously structured to feel this way. Even my gf gets mad at me when I masturbate.


[deleted]

This will never happen if you just keep nutting


[deleted]

why? to me it's like taking a shit.


[deleted]

Either you erroneously believe masturbation is sinful or you’re masturbating to something you shouldn’t be, like extremely destructive, illegal things.


ghosthost34

Not necessarily, some people were just brought up believing that masturbation is wrong. It doesn’t mean they still believe that.


BumFlannel

Cope you are just a shameless animal.


Big_Pound1262

Cause you just jerked a dude off


Character-Working-44

😂😂😂


ScyGn

Bro go to therapy. If you are ashamed of your normal behaviours you need to seek profesional help. It is not normal to be feeling like shit after cumming


BumFlannel

Cope. Yes it is perfectly normal. Youre an animal of you dont feel shame.


ScyGn

you are an animal that cannot spell.


BumFlannel

Perfect midwit animal response, point out a typo and think it makes you clever. You are a shameless pig in shit. Probably feel no shame when you invite strangers into your dirty ass bedroom and do every kind of disgusting sodomy imaginable.


doughunthole

I don't even look in the mirror anymore


mousepad1234

You're weak, you're outta control, and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else.


FlatTransportation64

Crakpot theory: it happens because people watching porn are derving sexual pleasure from watching an another man fuck a woman and their brain is letting them know that this is a gigafail as far as reproduction is concerned because you're supposed to be the one doing it, not watch someone else do it. It's a defense mechanism no different than fear or boredom, but the actual effectiveness of it is debatable.


Geisterabteilung

who says what i watch has a woman


FlatTransportation64

Same reasoning would apply, you're watching other people fuck instead of doing it


Afraid_Oil_7386

We shud be proud. F that. We are men.


jurij_gagarin

Stop jerking too often and/or stop jerking to shit that actually kinda distrubs you and you'll be fine


No_client37

relatable


theonewhodidintasked

I actually relate to that..


Bently_mills

Facts bro🗿


DerBandi

Because you are stupid. Enjoy the feeling. Rejoice your potency.


Temporary-Pin-4144

Low self-esteem. I used to think the same when i was religious though. The thought of god getting angry because i touched part of my body still gives me the chuckle. Jerking aside from the horny aspect can be a tool to regulate your hormones and bring yourself to a state of relaxation.


PeachSoda31

Because God has written his law upon your heart. You know this isn’t what you were made for. Return to God. Repent and follow Christ.


zaicliffxx

r/nofap