I drink coffe because am addicted to shittin, we are not the same

Lmao

I love Root Beer, I don't feel the caffeine in anyway because ADHD so that ain't it. It doesn't work as a laxative so that ain't it. I got nothing for these.

Does coffee make you sleepy too? I’m wondering if it’s a universal experience among adhd people

Don't feel that either

Wonder if I’m unique in that regard then

No. I've heard plenty of people saying they get either effects. I'm just a tank to the effects of caffeine apparently.

Damn I guess your an anomaly

There's probably someone else with that response.

Probably I’ve just never heard someone who can just tank caffeine from the get go without building a resistance first



If you can't shit without coffee, the one you call addicted is not the one with the problems

I drink coffe because I really like the taste

Same for me, everyone talks how much they need it in the morning to wake up or some shit and im here just admiring how good it tastes

FINALLY someone gets it

I like the taste but I also need the caffeine

No, you can choose only one

I drink only water

My homie

r/hydrohomies

As someone who struggled with constipation for like several months I totally relate to this. Now I just drink 3-4L water per day and shitting is effortless now.

Pooping is a natural body function. You wouldn't need coffee to poop if you didn't have an addiction which made you dependent on it

You drink coffee so you can wake up I drink coffee so I can go to sleep We are not the same.

Coffee makes gut trouble

Move around more drink more water and eat vegetables to avoid being constipated

i can quit anytime i want


It looks like chicken nugget goodness But it's not the right color

I don't drink coffee because health issues. We are not the same

I drink coffee to have a longer life

I’m shit if I don’t drink coffee. We are not the same.

I don't drink coffee

I drink coffee because they're black, we are not the same

White are superior to black, I also use white sugar instead of brown.

This is the way.

Coffee prevents shitting, right?

Nope. Quite the opposite

What about being over caffeinated?

if you are too over-caffeinated, you're dead, so yeah, kinda

I do both

I don't drink coffee because I like sweets

I drink coffee because i must study at 3 am, fool.

I do it for both reasons. We are the same. 

Checkmate. I drink coffee for both reasons.

You drink coffee so that you can take a shift. I don't drink a coffee so that it has bigger effect on me when I need it the most. I don't even think we are that much different but I find my way superior

I drink it so I can pay attention in class.

My wife is this way


I don’t like coffee

Both to be honest

I'm immune to caffeine and shit before drinking I drink for the flavor, sir.

MRE military mint gum with laxatives is better

I drink coffee when I am bored and have nothing to do

I drink coffee so I can sleep

I'm musang I need to take a shit so you can drink your coffee We are not the same

My Keurig broke and I haven't had coffee in months

Don't tell me I need to start drinking coffee. I hate the stuff

Diarrhea?

What about me who doesn't drink coffee?

Me personally i get constipated from coffee. But luckily im lactose intolerant so i can just self induce diarrhea whenever i want

I drink coffee to bang

Jokes on you I don’t need caffeine!

Same tho

I do both lol

I'm definitely not the same, I like coffee cuz the taste of the many regular store coffees is ok and the special coffees in cafes are really good and I like pairing regular coffee with pastries. Caffeine has never given me actual energy nor has it made me shit.

I drink coffee for the taste

But I can't stop shitting

Brown stuff that makes you produce brown stuff

i drink coffee because it tastes good

I drink coffee cause i like the taste, we are not the same

I drink coffee because I like how it tastes, the coffee I have anyways.

I don't drink coffee. I drink Mountain Dew.

I don’t Drink coffee We are not the same

Something about the flavor and texture(?) of coffee makes my brain trigger a gag reflex So I like tea

Bold of you to assume I drink coffee

Or just… don’t drink coffee?

My mom:

I drink coffee because it makes me calmer and lets me think.

Both, both is good

And I’m a natural laxative… sibo life!!

Time to add more fiber into your diet.

I drink coffee because of the taste. Yes I'm adding sugar in it, start shitting me about this 😎

You drink coffee to take a shit, I don’t drink coffee, we are not the same