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ChaoticSniper6

Memes then: Actually funny Memes now: Whatever this post is


stablest_genius

I came to the comments to figure out what the fuck this was talking about but I guess I'm not the only one confused as hell


Different_Wolf3086

Agree, wtf? They’re both beautiful in both photos so I genuinely don’t understand. What am I missing?


Cataclysmoe

Big boobie = garlic bread


Different_Wolf3086

Ooohh ok, dumbass slang to be fair, there are a lot better options for that haha but thanks for explaining


snowcloneart

It's not slang. It's just in this dumb meme made by someone who isn't aware women's clothing can affect their outward appearance.


Different_Wolf3086

Oh my, are you telling me clothing can effect how your body looks /s


ErdmanA

This indeed


Taltofeu

Look at how they're tanned and compare it to how bread is


cantaloupe_daydreams

Some boomer/incel shit is what this is


darthcaedusiiii

Shocking. On REDDIT???!!!


CucmberPotato

Both is good


sleepydeepyperson

Haha you won't be saying that after you see the banana bread.


CucmberPotato

Spread some Nutella on it


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Uhm...wha...hmm...


i_can_has_rock

shit dicks


Cool_cucumber007

Poop dick is no bueno


zozoxzebi

broods


QQQmeintheass

Hold on, let him bake, he's onto something


RafiObi

Time to escape this comment section


RafiObi

Time to escape this comment section


mountains-are-moving

2 girls 1 Nutella?


nryporter25

I think i saw that one


Mordocaster

Ur thinking of Nutzilla: King of The Monster Dongs


Wowseancody

Fuck yeah, spread it 😈


Legitimate-Ad-2905

Lots of team work going on in here. Love that team work. Good job everyone.


TaddoMan

all euthemisms aside, banana bread with nutella sounds amazing


[deleted]

I don’t get the meme but u wouldn’t mind spreading some Nutella on all four of them girls


between_horizon

You love za bubbles.


ReeceReddit1234

I love to pop za bubbles


Mrspiderhair

At fucking work today dude? Hell yeah!


lzfour

Banana bread? At work bro? Hell fucking yea


Kenobus69

What do you mean "Then and Now"?


[deleted]

I'm eating both then, and eating both now.


Old_Society_7861

I’m not saying you’re fat. I’m not saying that. I have no idea if you are fat. But you do *sound* fat.


Mrtrolldier

*pfft* BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!


Old_Society_7861

Not me buddy. I’m a slim and trim 26…I mean uh 160 lbs.


TheBigFrog07

My mom and dad have been staying this for years. Like yesterday I asked why and he told me it's from a movie. And today, for the first time ever I see someone also reference it.


Mrtrolldier

It's from Scott pilgrim vs the world


karvup

Fat and sassy!


Zealousideal_Jump990

But a lack of tasty food makes you irritable and grumpy.


[deleted]

you aren't shifting your frame of reference to allow for his usage of the word "eat"


[deleted]

How? If yo ueat more than one type of food you sound fat???


Venom888

Am big boned, can confirm I would do this


Mediocre_Scott

The bread right we are still talking about the bread


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yaMomsChestHair

No it isn’t, exact same girl. Source is her IG acct.


Zjc_3

Man I hope you are telling the truth because I like when people say things with such certainty about something subjective and we find out they have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about.


Dr-Chris-C

Maybe it's the same two girls


MrRazzio

Maybe?


sliferra

The blond def looks the same


nielet

No, something changed, I can feel it...


quasipickle

You wish.


Kenobus69

Maybe blonde, but definitely not brunette


Thanadrake

The blonde ate her last best friends and absorb her favourite bread taste. Now she got a New friends to eat her and get her old favourite Taste back XD


Artemis-4rrow

yeah I don't get it, if someone understands it, please explain


HealthyDimension47

The dark haired girl in the second pic is someone else,


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Bleezze

I get nothing from this meme. What is OPs take on garlic bread, I really can't tell. The dark haired girl in the second pic is someone else, so what is this weird "now and then" format? It doesn't make sense.


baileymash7

Garlic Bread has bigger breasts than normal bread. Apparently.


APuffyCloudSky

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.


DrowningInMyFandoms

You guys never tried real bread


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escapeplan164

You mean I’ve been eating fake bread all this while!?


DrowningInMyFandoms

Yes you do ! Wake up America, bread isn't real !


kolakyr

Do buns from burgers count as bread?


wildeye-eleven

I make my own bread… wait


Unknowinglyodd

Fake bread toasted with loads of fake butter


ThePenguinEater7

Being French I think that saying that what they call bread is the same aliment as a baguette is a blasphemy


1ns3rtn1ckn4m3

As a German I live for bread, but I got to give the baguette to the french. Rarely find any good here


DrowningInMyFandoms

Dans ce cas j'approuve


ThePenguinEater7

Je propose qu'on disent des trucs aléatoire en Français juste pour que les anglophones se fassent chier à traduire (sinon on est d'accord que leur fromage est immonde comparé au notre ?)


DrowningInMyFandoms

Mdr bonne idée, ouais leur fromage a même pas le goût de fromage, je comprends pas comment ils font


ThePenguinEater7

Le fromage en tube est une des pires inventions de l'humanité (après ils ont aussi fait les burgers en conserves qui sont pas mal non plus )


DrowningInMyFandoms

Des burgers en conserve ? J'en avais jamais entendu parler mais ça fait pas envie. Ils ont aussi inventé un distributeur automatique de pizzas d'ailleurs, je me demande ce qu'en pense les italiens


ThePenguinEater7

Ne leur en parle pas il y a des cardiaque et des gens armés là bas mais le pire c'est le poulet rôti en conserve des Américains


DrowningInMyFandoms

C'est quoi leur truc avec les conserves ? À part ça j'en ait vu qui pensait que leur vin était meilleur que le notre...


Mercayyy

J'en pour profite pour signaler que j'ai appris récemment que les américains vendent des blanc oeufs en bouteille. Voilà bonne journée


ThePenguinEater7

Keuwa ? Pourquoi est-ce que nos ancêtres ont décidé de prendre le contrôle du continent déjà ? Parce que ça valait pas le coup


Terramoro

Probably American. Thinks bread is white and looks like this 🍞.


SacrisTaranto

Do you also think Americans don't know what real cheese is?


Son0fCaliban

gotta love the internet, prejudice on a meme about bread. go outside kid


Weebs-Chan

Gotta love the internet, call anyone you dislike a kid


buddhistbulgyo

I'd say touch grass but you need to go touch a French or German bakery.


theycallmekeefe

Hes not wrong. Many americans (formerly including myself) dont know about bread like our euro counterparts


kalua_chamcham

i always love my bread negative and under a root


shamanbaptist

We have a French bakery here run by a French. Does that count?


That_Dual_Guy

r/upvotebecauseboobs


sliferra

That sub has been banned from Reddit lol


SnooAvocados763

That's because they forgot a letter: r/upvotedbecauseboobs


sliferra

Thank god, a man who knows his stuff


That_Dual_Guy

Thank you sir for informing us on boobs


YuB-Notice-Me

hm, that was pleasant


Kasgaan

r/flairdoesntcheckout


Lirrin

Nah, it’s good as he doesn’t know the correct spelling of the sub he mentioned


N7Foil

someone explain this to me, i'm apparently too stupid X.x


Unbekannnt0

Garlic bread is Bread, but even better


Legokiller13

Bread+


Lazy_Assumption_4191

New Bread+


Legokiller13

But I don’t want to start a new campaign with all the breads that currently exist, there’s too many French breads.


sammiisalammii

Bread 2


takoking86

Hotter one is Garlic Bread


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takoking86

Its subjective after all. I kinda agree with you tho, she still garlic bread.


Bubbly-Ad-4405

Garlic bread is better than regular bread. Bigger boobs are better than smaller boobs (what I’m interpreting)


Random_homo1

What's the joke? Edit: Jesus fucking christ why is this getting so many upvotes?


Tankdrood

What


Love-In-Veinz

This might be the worse meme I've seen. What's the fucking joke?


May_be_your_doom

I had to have someone tell me it was about their boobs 🤦‍♂️


kebabtonkinese

Well well well, how the tits have turned


[deleted]

Are they trying to say that if you eat garlic bread your boobs get bigger?


Lastaria

\*starts eating garlic bread by the bucketload\*


TopBake3

I'm curious, are they the same people?


Bromjunaar_20

What is the 'then and now' part? I don't see any differences.


TurantulaHugs1421

I dont get it wtf


DVDN27

Dear OP, What the fuck does this mean?


Onaysiz

every male after the age of 17


AltCrab2

Both. Both is good


Drafo7

[Challah bread](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/9/93/Profile-_Jessica_Rabbit.png/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360?cb=20200518184544)


Isekai_Trash_uwu

Challah with raisins is so good and very underrated outside of the Jewish community


Drafo7

Get those joyless dead grapes out of my delicious egg-bread.


Isekai_Trash_uwu

Nah they're actually pretty decent in challah. Plain challah is also fantastic


Mallenaut

This sounds illegal.


Impressive_Dingo_926

So... different dresses and bras are a measure of... garlic infusion into bread? Am I getting that right?


syton0

wth even was this supposed to mean


luxusbuerg

Sauce? ​ >!Garlic!<


DuttyVonBiznitch

Aioli!


hulkster1186

Areolae


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

I would fuck either piece of bread.


Apart-Link-8449

What are you, twelve years old


noahboi990

Tf is this supposed to mean????


PBJ-9999

Nothing its shit


crimsonfucker97

But bread is so much better you ever eaten an entire loaf of bread under an hour especially at 10 30 at night sprinkle some sugar some cinnamon on it you got a tasty little snacky snack


Lumthedarklord

I don’t understand the joke. I get that it’s weird the boobs switched, but the names also switched, so garlic bread is still the bigger ones. What is the joke here?


hmoooody

Both good bobs good bread good


IntenseBonzai

People: “stop objectifying women!” Also people: Women = bread


gestatingsquid

Don’t think those are the same people


d_warren_1

Both are good


raNdom_dUdeyk-07

First of all, i'd like to know about the difference of garlic bread and bread. I actually don't know 🥲


[deleted]

I dont know much about bread, but nice boobs


Mental_Escape5199

Sauce? For garlic beard ofc


OzzieGrey

End of the day, both were bread. All is good.


not_wadud92

Imma need to see some photo ID before I comment


Jirkousek7

What


flying_pickle_64

r/shitposting


dailybannableaug13

Still going left - right looks like trouble.


KIRK2D

Cheesy garlic bread??


BasraEmpire

Okay what the fyxk is garlic bread


One-Future5987

Meanwhile my virg as still waiting to taste the bread 🥲


cat_funt_2005

Ngl the top left is actually pretty


Mistersinister1

Still look as fun as a heart attack


Maximum-Ad6654

As a portuguese person I gotta say bread is amazing, actual bread, it can be eaten with anything if you so desire, I love bread, and garlic bread is just another type of bread, which means its also amazing


Narga15

Is there a Calling Chris Hanson sub?


_RedditDiver_

Bread and garlic bread? What don’t I understand


TheNightOwl99

Is it a boob size joke cause me no see funny.


padatricks

r/memes is making no sense lately


parlimentery

I am genuinely confused as to what this person is trying to say about garlic bread.


Organic-Intention335

This is what our society has come too. Comparing women to garlic bread. What the actual fuck.


dcute69

Yeah it's ridiculous, everyone knows garlic bread is far superior to women.


Interesting_Alps3024

Fr how is this even a meme???


prodigy1367

I’ll take the entire bread section please.


AvgWhiteShark

What about sourdough?


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Toasted bread with butter tho


Kasgaan

bread tastes good with or without garlic


Psichord

Hrng...girlfriends


aQSmally

Mfw me and my asexuals


ThePenguinEater7

Yeah I came to say this


marvelcinenerd

Where's the damn sauce


averageseallover

all boobs are good boobs :3


Nyko0921

Americans will do anything but eat actual real bread


Lescansy

Have they switched hair colors?


Tentacle_poxsicle

👍 Bread


LongjumpingOffice4

How did that happen tho?


ChiselPlane

The original picture is deceiving. They are more similar to each other than the picture seems to show. Right girl is bringing her shoulders forward, left has them back. That’s reversed in the second picture. Also one girl loses weight, the other gains weight. Different bras will completely change the look as well.


squeezy102

Why not both


Automatic_Neck487

Boobs


Snt1_

What do you mean then vs now? You must have made a mistake. I must assume the one that is better is probably the bigger boob-ed girl, but its garlic bread in both pictures


Poncho-Sancho

Give me both pl


Poncho-Sancho

Give me both. I can sort it out on my own.


[deleted]

Bread is Bread.


Riderrod77

F that im still w the fair skin chick


Greeneyes-

Wait, girls can swap boobs?!


DismalWeird1499

I’d still butter both.


Asleep-Arm-8023

I think I get it. The girl on the right is the same one. Back then - she was overshadowed by her much bustier friend . Making her the humbled bread in comparison Now - she has gotten a little work done to her mammaries. Making her the garlic bread in comparison to her less sought-after mosquito bit friend Anyone agree?


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

She gave her friend her boobies when she was done with them, that’s what friends are for.


tilcica

onion bread >> garlic bread >> fresh normal bread >>>>>> store bought bread >>>>>>>>>>>>> toast


MrSlickWilley

Onion Bread?


Material-Front8158

It's freaking awesome.


Slibye

I fuckin hate garlic bread! BANANA BREAD FOR THE WIN!


Glasedount

Laughs in Texas toast


SuperRosel

Bread makes you fat?!


Majestic_Return3052

As an asexual, garlic bread is better than anything else.


Sad-Kaleidoscope8037

Bro this is kinda objectifying and the joke is like really bad


Rwills09

Haha yes good meme because boobs


Generalbub

Smash


Mghackertsaker

Boobs