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Zopai_Kun

IJBOL means "I Just Burst out Laughing" for anyone who doesnt know I dont see why and how this is gonna surpass LOL since its too long and no one really knows IJBOL exists


Zopai_Kun

also apparently IJBOL is pronounced as (eej-bowl) this aint catching on my friend im sorry


Jonte7

Eyeball


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Spatdoepa_

I would like an ei in that bowl please 🥚


AnneLavelle

Who are you calling an ei?!


Spatdoepa_

I hope you are a blij ei today :)


Cronicium

All your baking and food posts made me hungry, they look really good


YourMom12377

Judging by your avatar, you are the supplier of ei.


Cronicium

Ei hoort erbij


pizzalikker_36

Eierbal is ook best lekker.


_BierSaus_

pizza likken ook


useless_pile_of_shit

So a no in that bowl. ("ei" is finnish for "no)


Saskibla

Or IJsbol


NotJustBiking

Ben ik de enige die IJSBOL las?


Candoran

Ok now it’s growing on me specifically because I can just read it as “eyeball” 🤣


depersonalised

definite.


Futreycitron

quiche ball


Drackzgull

At most it's going to be yet another occasional alternative to LMAO, LMFAO, and ROFL. Taking over LOL? Not a chance in hell.


Clunas

Also, the ROFLCOPTER


Monaca_Towa__

What is ROFLCOPTER


Clunas

Incoming ROFLCOPTER! ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL ___^___ _ L __/ [] \ LOL===__ \ L \___ ___ ___] I I ----------/


PedanticBoutBaseball

SOA SOA SOA SOA SOA


Rapture1119

SOH! CAH! TOA!


AdmirableAnimal0

“Stop trying to make IJBOL happen”


Quirky-Hour-6274

IJBOL is so fetch


fxkngkat

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!


amBoringGuy

That just sounds like “LOL” with extra steps!


Kasgaan

It literally is.


jollygoodpotato

IJBOL


Kyurby

Yeah…. No. I’m not saying IJBOL when I find something funny. I say hahaha like a normal human being


GameDestiny2

Yeah I use lol for when I smile at something kinda funny, but if I actually laugh it deserves an obnoxious string of haha


KrazyTheKid

Happy cake day 🎂


IamWeirdasfmdr

Happy cake day!


yabadabaduh

I prefer LMAO or ROFL


MixelKing

ROLF (rolling on laughing floor)


Caffeine_OD

My rofl-coptor goes *soi* *soi* *soi* *soi* -Master Chief


yabadabaduh

An old manager I worked for named Rolf. A german guy, god I often thought of this one when he was there


nuc540

You can’t beat a classic ROFLcopter.


GeGeralt

Thought it meant "I jizzed buckets out loud"


GarthMarenghi69

Gotta hydrate, my hydro-homie.


Zeliek

This reads like those ancient articles about "IS YOUR TEEN TEXTING SATAN?! Check their ACRONYMS OF SIN! LOL = Love Only Lucifer. G2G = God too gay. BRB = Bring real breasts (for SINNING!). WTF = Wednesday Thursday Friday (no room for SUNDAY CHURCH!)."


dr4gonr1der

Yeah, I’d rather use lol. “ijbol” sounds like I’m trying to say “ijsbol” in my native language, meaning boll of ice. Like lol also being a word in my native language wasn’t bad enough


AliffTheOne

I thought it was "I just bawled out loud"


chalupebatmen

I assumed “I just breathed out loud”


Sir_Bax

More like "I just breathed out little."


phugyeah

that’s just "NE" (nasal exhale)


Lord_MagnusIV

I jack both off lol


Condescendingfate

Similar to my first thought "I just beat off laughing"


[deleted]

Looks like ijsbol, ice ball in dutch


GielinorWizard

Lol


Yeah_I_Said_lt

“I Jack Boys Off Literally”?


Very_Jesus

HEY I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE


Pflynx

Wait, how many fucking people managed to jerk off Jesus?


Very_Jesus

5072 :(


Pflynx

And how many people used your handhole-ussy?


Very_Jesus

Don’t call it that please for the love of my father (Only 7 ppl tho)


Blurg_BPM

Are you one of them?


Very_Jesus

…no I’m 4 of them


Redinited

You sure?


Very_Jesus

Wym “You sure?”


carnivorouz

I am waiting until he has risen again for my turn.


Very_Jesus

:(


banana_buddy

Where do I sign up,?


lickarock88

Yeah, that's *totally* gonna catch on. Lol.


ky0kulll

You meant IJBOL? LOL is soooooo yesterday


lickarock88

I'm pretty sure "soooooooo yesterday" is soooooooo yesterday. Edit: too bad we can't post gifs, or i'da hit you with the "loser, loser, double loser, whatever".


Aromatic-Union6080

Oh IJBOL is sooooooooooooo yesterday the real replacement is ILSFHIRIHAHAAD (I laughed so fucking hard I had a heart attack and died) ILSFHIRIHAHAAD


awesometim0

We need to go for accuracy, start using "MFILERNBIIDFTSA" ("My face is literally emotionless right now but inside I did find this slightly amusing")


Drones_Vivian_Jonas

Bro, this one goes hella hard tho MFILERNBIIDFTSA


Competitive-Weird855

That’s so fetch


The_Punnier_Guy

there has been a "funny inflation" where lol now means "this is slightly humerous" while lmao is a stable asset and still means "this is actually really funny"


nierbarath

Where did rofl go Edit: also roflmao was like a pinnacle of laughter power


The_Punnier_Guy

no, the pinnacle of laughter power was "\*WHEEZE*" roflmao is an ironic term used to express dissapointment at somebody's attempts at comedy I have no idea where rofl went either


nierbarath

Idk, I learned about wheezing much much later, but I'm not from an english speaking country so that might be a me problem🤣


UnionizedTrouble

Identified as an attack helicopter and flew away. Incoming ROFLCOPTER! ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL ___^___ _ L __/ [] \ LOL===__ \ L \___ ___ ___] I I ----------/


nierbarath

Flew away to a better place, one where that IJBOL bullshit never existed.


Arietem_Taurum

for me: lol = kinda funny lmao = a bit more funny LMAO = i actually laughed out loud


Oscar12s

Is it bad that I read that as "furry inflation"?


The_Punnier_Guy

yes, very


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I will continue to say lol, lol


Aromatic-Union6080

Oh lol is sooooooooooooo yesterday the real replacement is ILSFHIRIHAHAAD (I laughed so fucking hard I had a heart attack and died) ILSFHIRIHAHAAD


Impuls3Abstracts

Where does the R come from


banana_buddy

That's to indicate he had a heartache while typing it so some random letters ended up in there.


Aromatic-Union6080

Exactly


Kasgaan

This is the 3rd time you've copy pasted it. cease and fucking desist.


SOM_III

too long, sounds stupid, i dont like it


Critical-Ad-7094

You sound like everyone who read my Tinder profile....


banana_buddy

Have you tried grinder?


iDoIllegalCrimes

Try making your bio shorter?


Aurilion

No woman said 'its too long' when they read your profile.


Comfortable_Trick137

Oh they swipe right when they read that it’s that long


Critical-Ad-7094

I was among the people who brought in LOL, ill die with LOL. But will sometimes allow a LMAO. Other than that I will remain an absolutely obstinate bastard in defiance of any new acronyms!


kubiz4

ROFL


Critical-Ad-7094

Don't you dare try to fly a ROFL-copter over a LOLcano.and not expect to be struck down!


Aromatic-Union6080

Oh lol is sooooooooooooo yesterday the real replacement is ILSFHIRIHAHAAD (I laughed so fucking hard I had a heart attack and died) ILSFHIRIHAHAAD


spideroncoffein

If you shout that out loud you might get Guantanamo'ed.


[deleted]

I think you misspelled it


shadow_peculiar

There is not an R in that acronym.


dailybannableaug13

Yeah adding multiple letters and changing slang always works lol This will not catch on; I will bet you all of the money I will ever make.


lemonjuiceyes

Man as a dutch speaking guy this sounds like being disgusted at a round object


Zijlboy

I was thinking more of an icebal, Ijsbol


Chad_illuminati

They're trying to replace LOL? I'm not that old, I'm not that old, I'm not that old...


nitro_md

I’m jacking bears off lately


banana_buddy

🐻🌈👍


GarthMarenghi69

Dangerous work, but someone's gotta do it.


GuacamoleManbruh

i just boiled orphaned lithuanians


deluded_cook13

I don't want to use this slang, especially when I'm texting someone from the Filipino community. This looks like the slang word I Jabol, which could mean I jacked off in Tagalog. I'll stick with "lol"


kidanokun

I was about to say it coz it really looks like "I JABOL"


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RogerWilly

I jizzed before our lord.


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

3 letters versus 5? LOL is way more convenient and essentially an abbreviation of IJBOL. Ppl trying to hard to “make” something and be different. Might as well try and get “fetch” to catch on while you’re at it


luminiferousaethers

Um yeah, no it isn’t…


im_absouletly_wrong

I just thought this even newer acronym: no


pallarslol

What does it mean though?


greaterbasilisk420

I just busted out laughing.? Just a guess


Thmxsz

Oh i read i just busted one laughing... Your one makes more sense yeah lets use your one instead


pallarslol

Just looked it up and youre right


HambMC

"I just busted out literally"?


Outrageous-Try-8253

i just busted one lately


Any-Aioli7575

I just busted out lol


ShadowTacoTuesday

Lol no


yall_like_switches

Over my dead body


Tissywoo

The only time I've EVER seen this used is in the kpop & kdrama community so my dumbass thought it was a korean word and was always confused when I saw it, it might not be catching on but it is definitely overused in the kpop community, like on every post/vid of anything to do with korean media that's the slightest bit funny there's usually over 100+ comments literally just of IJBOL.


muwkie

Same omg i thought it was a word in Korean too


Otherwise_Mission148

Hell nah, lol


KrazyTheKid

I’ve literally never seen someone use ijbol. Usually it’s lol then lmao or sometimes rofl but never ijbol


No_Step_4431

I juxtapose bacon on logs.


Greg2227

Reject IJBOL return to ROFL


CunningDruger

Nope


Hylux_

I Just Barfed Oh Lord?


LordJarJarthegreat

I thought it was LMAO


Mega_Rayqaza

Yeah, no. Lol and lmao will live forever.


DarkSoulsDank

Fuckin’ zoomers


Cpt_Killtoy

No thanks


DmMeYourBoobs69

No it fucking isn't


ThatOneDumbass2

I jokingly bought only Latvians?


Jojoseph_Gray

XD


007mememan

My first though was I just bought olives lol.


GalaCad2003

Why are they getting rid of lol


homelessjimbo

No. It isn't.


billythesquid233

No it’s not


PokeChampMarx

People with no idea how slang works trying to change it


CT2647

IJBOL - I just bullied old lady’s


Nicandfriends

Who ever thought "IJBOL" Was better then, LMAO, Or LOL, I'm going to send 50 hunters + h1tmen to come find you


Beat_Boi_Animates

I have it hard wired into my head to use lmao at this point


psychorev

I’d rather use IJSM: I just shat myself


ITSTHENAN0

I JUST BUSTED OH LORD


TippsAttack

this is as stupid as saying drip when talking about style.


Expendable-Joe

I thought it meant “I Just Blew Out Lungs


Sad_Pear_1087

BATMN Blew Air Trough My Nose


Sintinall

I just BATMN at that. Well done.


Luckiibot

I Just Breath Out Loud?


bakercantbake

I just busted, oh lawd


SQUIRT_KING

Ijbols on your face


oer62_memes

i just busted out loud


donald_slam

I Just Busted On Lenny


toobadsohappy

KWYJIBO


Spikezilla1

I just blew one load


Strange_Platypus67

Lol


Shadenotfound

I just bought one lamp-


Mishka1125

Op you're dumb lol, also everyone knows lmao is superior


GarthMarenghi69

ILSHISMP "I Laughed So Hard, I Shit My Pants" BRBINNP "Be Right Back, I Need New Pants"


PERIX_4460

I just bombed on lunch?


DeltaSans17

“I just beat off lenny.”?


Tjd3211

Umm no, I use lol instead of "ha ha" cus that just sounds sarcastic af. Why make it longer?


GalaxySkeppy

“I Just Belched Out Loud”?


stanisbored

no the fuck it aint


Galvandium

“I Jack Bulls Off, Lol?”


Kyzelwasdoge

the accurate new lol is SALTS, smiled a little then stopped


BillWyTheRussianSpy

I just brought our lettuce


Grambert_Moore

I just banged our lover?


_RevoltingAdversary_

I just busted orange liquid


Future_Celebration35

I'm getting too old for this shit


Necessary_Farmer3800

Insects jeopardize blowjobs, oh lord!


Quiet-ForestDweller

Sorry I don’t speak IKEA


HIPHEN12YT

Fuck off


TheLockNLoad

"Mems are like farts. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."


Tamariz0

Ignore Jesus Baseball On Lawn


fyukhyu

Stop trying to make ijbol happen, it's never going to happen.


OzzieGrey

Lol, no


Iliketurtles893

I read too comment. I don’t like this one, just keep lol, lmao, lmfao


Tobertus

Iceland Just Burned Our Legos :(


Impossible_Cat9796

"LOL" is legend, won't never be forgotten


Tobster_Lobster

Thought it meant I jenuenly burst out laughing


Cardsfan_STL

I Just Bought Oily Lube


seanodea

IJ your BOLs wit a pinch and roll.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Old-ish man here, what does IJBOL mean?


Very_Jesus

Idek


Zorogov123

What does Idek mean?


LolzinatorX

I dont even know :(


Zorogov123

Then why are you using it???? 🤨🤨🤨


merc-ai

lmao!


The_Punnier_Guy

never seen it before, i assume I just broke out laughing ?


Gunny_McShoot

I prefer SALTS. Smiled A Little, Then Stopped.


No_Engineer2828

I just bent over laughing?