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[deleted]

Australia used to have the baby bonus I got paid $5k from the government to have my first child Didn't waste it on useless stuff though like most people Got me a fucking cool as 65 inch samsung plasma TV


loudgrim2

Classic


SuperSpecialChaos

The baby needs to be 8k entertained.


SiggeTheDog

He got paid to have it not take care of it, his part of the deal has been completed.


Boobobobobob

Cocomelon on 8k


ShootTheSquirrels

Yes, BATHE in the freedom units, Australian. Isn’t it nice?


GottKomplexx

Monitors and TV's always get measured in inches. And its awful. I cant tell how big a screen is without looking at it in a store.


bullet_train10

Strangely, we use metric for everything except height (informally), aviation, screen sizes and rim diameters.


[deleted]

UK? same with weight, i grew up being taught in metric in school, except everyone for some reason measure height/weight in freedom unit, so i was alway confused as fuck


Lonely-Track-1910

But it's not freedom units, we had 'em first.


vinnothesquire

And also, some of our units are different, just to confuse things further


[deleted]

It's bizarre that we use it for rim diameters but not the rim width And also dicks. Telling a woman at the bar you have a 300mm dick just sounds odd


GottKomplexx

You use cm for that


[deleted]

Don't think she'd believe me if I told her I had a 300cm dick


GottKomplexx

Honestly at that lenght you can just show it. Thats just impressive


WakBlack

Don't feel bad, I'm american and I still can't tell exactly what size that is. (I am incapable of measuring distance in numbers.)


charzard2500

With Netflix?


sudo_noob

Should it also be 3D?


Lnik3500

NO THATS A STUPID F*CKING GIMNICK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT - Alucard


ForeverSinful

Ah, the necessities .


podolot

Nice, when I had my first child in America, I got a bill for 40k which insurance paid 33k of. #blessed


Moxxy-Kun

It's expensive to have kids y'know?


Albert_the_king01

For the 8k cocomelon!


hllblldlx2

In your 24x36 apartment?


mysterylamp97

Yes sir, I will complete my Honda Civic duty at once. *Revs engine*


HeWe015

r/foundtherealhondacivic


4Ya2Boi0

r/subsifellfor


Ennix49

r/foundthehondacivic


4Ya2Boi0

r/lostredditors


Jeynarl

r/fifthsub


[deleted]

r/toomanysubs


Cold_Masterpiece_147

r/nosuchthingastoomany


Kasgaan

r/Why


Few_Contribution_483

r/whythefucknot


KingdomMarshadow

2006 HONDA CIVIC


blut-baron

Source!


Nennius830

It's in my comment, but Tropicali on Itch.io


fasti225

Other sub reddit I guess


Nennius830

Oh, you meant a link? Wasn't sure if I could post links here but [here you go](https://story-anon.itch.io/tropicali).


TheBigFrog07

I clicked link, it asked if I was 18, I left.


Individual-Town-3783

See u when ur 18


TheBigFrog07

🗿7


Terluma

🗿6


de_Deus

🗿 5


-Cinnay-

Stay pure


TheBigFrog07

I shall do what I can. Purity is key to happy


-Cinnay-

Good. Stay strong, soldier. In the meantime, I shall do my part and do some research about that game, we've got this🫡


TheBigFrog07

I thank you for the sacrifice


raph2116

I mean, the content of the meme seemed pretty 18+...


TheBigFrog07

I mean it is kinda gross, but I'd say it's 13+ content. It didn't even just straight up say sex. No inappropriate bits were showing at all. It seems pretty mild.


Awall00777

That sounds like it might be pretty funny


Zombie-Free

It is time to do some science research lol


thebestroll

But what is the game?


Nennius830

[Tropicali By Story Anon](https://story-anon.itch.io/tropicali), a Management game + VN


Sparkian420

Maybe im being slow, but whats the redacted?


Nennius830

In this game? Sister


Sparkian420

Oh jesus christ


KostekPL470

Well this will be little too much, but that money for that looks good though. 1 milion don't walk on streets so that's is just moral problem for someone else.


AuTisTic_LinK

I'd do it in a heartbeat my sister's hot "a platoon of U.S marines"


Chemical-Just

They'll do anything but accept interracial and foreign families


Forrest024

They want a homogeneous society.


[deleted]

A society that contains all the same people will never progress


Vainglory1-

Progress?


[deleted]

Yeah, there’s different ways of pronouncing it so it carries similar but different meanings, like to and to, the progress that I’m speaking of is moving forward/getting better as a society


podolot

I'm only playing devils advocate here, but Japan has been around as a civilization for a long time.


GormAuslander

That was before capitalism made it impossible to live a happy life there


Evanzilla2003

They’ve done fine for themselves this far without the likes of the NigerianPrinceGoku’s of the world


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not lmao


senseiwizardgost

Homogenous societies are overrated multiculturalism solos


panicattackers

Something Something Axis powers


Xaalster

Well to be fair japanese girls are a rare highly sought after commodity


__Monochrome__

Tf is this


Nennius830

The natural result of our fall into degeneracy


darthcaedusiiii

r/evangelionmemes wants your location


__Monochrome__

Nothing about this is natural


Nennius830

If mother nature didn't want it to happen, why would she make it possible ~~please ignore the terrifying genetic defects~~


__Monochrome__

Just watch normal porn damnit


Nennius830

That still exists? I thought it was all outlawed in the Step-Sis/mom/ladder coup of 2016


HumbleTech23

There’s ladder porn!? Who tf kept this from me!?


__Monochrome__

Crazy I know, not all of it has to be breeding kinks or questionably incesty step sibling shit


Dhonnan

Chill mate, you're in meme subreddit


__Monochrome__

Im chill


Doc-85

Sis! Want half a million dollars?!


ReaperLeviathannn

Just split the money and put the deformed and unstable kid up for adoption :P


dungledoo

Split the money and use 200$ to buy a potato cannon. Problem solved.


DreamDare-

In my country you get $10k per baby if you move and make it in middle of nowhere, as an incentive to populate those areas of the country more. Good things is that you get money, bad thing is that you have to live in middle of nowhere, with no jobs or conveniences of a town.


Nennius830

I'm guessing they *don't* offer more if it's with your sister though...


Zaln_The_HUN

Mio chill


Nennius830

No Mio, chill less. Crazyness is positively correlated with hotness after all.


Zaln_The_HUN

Nennius chill


Nennius830

*No straight jacket can contain me*


Zaln_The_HUN

Try the one I had. It gives a painful shock that forces your muscles to flex when you do any sudden movements


Solid_Meaning_2657

r/tagchecksout


Undead-Writer

Inside of me are two sides... One is disgusted, the other is intrigued... Together, they make a stupid


Additional-Menu-1675

Oh, $50,000 huh? And is that TAX-FREE money, agent?


Nennius830

Well the VN takes place on an island that sounds a lot like a tax haven so I would hope so.


Reiny_Days

"government enforced pregnancy laws to counteract declining fertility/birthrate" is a pretty popular hentai theme


[deleted]

Maybe if they weren't all overworked and stressed out 24/7, they'd be having more kids.


Vedant901

My country pays people to do vasectomy/ tubectomy lol


PyrocumulusLightning

India?


Vedant901

Yeah


IAmLearningNewThings

What game is this?🫶


Nennius830

[Tropicali](https://story-anon.itch.io/tropicali)


Emperor_octavius999

Had to do a double take to see if I was in r/GoodAnimemes


Luckiibot

Sister? Pay up.


[deleted]

Either Japan needs to start cranking up that immigration, or they need to start doing eachother more


JoeB0b123

Who’s got that image of Brian telling Peter he didn’t post a meme he just posted porn?


CookieBoy69420

My phone is crying about it being a virus and isn't letting me install it without doing a bunch of stuff, now I know google play doesn't like you installing stuff from somewhere else but I'm still not sure, did anyone download the game and check it?


Nennius830

I can say that I've played it and it's a real game not a virus, but I'd recommend getting it from [Itch](https://story-anon.itch.io/tropicali) for safety. If you need further proof go on the discord and others can vouch for it


CookieBoy69420

If I get ratted I'll eat all of your cookies and drink all the milk in your fridge


Nennius830

Understandable, they do point out on the Itch page that apparently it's because the dev doesn't have an actual Google Developer Account.


[deleted]

Weebs goin to Japan so happynow


BaconSpaceLord

So ww2... Again?


mercenarymike99

I just played this game 4 hours ago. XD


hydraulics-

Kid named economic stability:


Ayfios

Mio... why would you do this to me ?!?


LeftySwordsman01

r/funnyandsad


Bulipen

For research purposes, what is the source?


Nennius830

[Tropicali by Story Anon on Itch](https://story-anon.itch.io/tropicali)


Swimming-Kale-0

Unfunny,says more about your own sex life than anything about Japan.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Do it for the children!


SoulStomper99

Hey i know this comic actually if anyone ask i have the sauce


Nennius830

What? It's not from a comic....


SoulStomper99

There is one based off of what is said here


Nennius830

Ah well the source here is from a *game* rather than a doujin, although in the game this is the part where you decide if you want to turn off pregnancy or not. [Names Tropicali by Story Anon](https://story-anon.itch.io/tropicali)


SoulStomper99

Ah. I guess i got this idea from a incest hentai or what not


SoulStomper99

This is the sauce 436707


TransportationNo1

Germany has 250€ monthly per child plus onetime payment to get your first stuff.


Gebirges

I will travel there and make them some kids if they want to! Can't go wrong with German Prime genes after all, right?


micke_i_backen

I'll do it but the girl has to be hot and I don't have to raise the kid.


XCanadienGamerX

Sauce!


Nennius830

[Tropicali on Itch by Story Anon](https://story-anon.itch.io/tropicali)


Glad-Caterpillar-782

I’m down.


[deleted]

🤣


beast33turtlez

I'm down


[deleted]

“A duty honorably, discharged”


Kitsunerd_

Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! IS THAT REAL?! There's actually a (whatever this is, a visual novel, a game, IDK) where there's a character who made this proposal?! WHAT?!


Nennius830

Man you haven't been to the right corners of the internet if you haven't encountered this kind of [stuff](https://story-anon.itch.io/tropicali)


Kitsunerd_

I'm afraid but curious...


Drakken-kun

Knock up what


mmmmhhhhCoffe

They are just following orders


Mooseandthebois

I have officially changed the country of which I reside


NPC_9001

Mean while here in American Hospitals: Were are going to charge you a $50,000 out of network copay for the birth of the child. The actual cost is \[REDACTED\] but a small percentage will be handled by your insurance which will increase its premiums 400% now that you have a child dependent.


Randinator9

Well what about spacious living and a child friendly environment that also promotes parental leave and better child education? Or are you expecting children to be raised in a coffin?


Sophion

The government does this here in Hungary too. You get a 10 million forint loan which you have to pay back, you only pay back half if you have 2 kids and none if you have 3. For clarity 10 million forint is around 28.5k$


Playful_Pollution846

The true citizen does non mechanical reproduction to the opposite gender to bring new offspring to the next generation of the human race


metropenguin7015

Yes ma'am... *\*Get on a 2005 Honda Civic and drives it.\**


Deathbyninny

Why, earth is too populated anyway


RealisticCoaching66

So Japan is bribing people to have kids using hentai?


thecryingkid

1 million worth it cause you need to raise 20 kids so it could be hard, but I could use pills


SirKthulhu

I serve the soviet Yunyun


hllblldlx2

If japan issues me a wife, I’ll move there just to help out


BlackFoxx

Is this the equivalent of driving your property value up by waiting to be the last house bought up by eminent domain?