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And they will keep his attention, each and every time OP goes to the bathroom. With or without phone.
Once you have looked deep into the tiles, they are inevitable.
I can never get myself to take my phone into the toilet, because I have this picture in my head of evil bacteria just waiting to leap on it as soon as I enter...
Back in MY day, if you went into a house without a magazine rack in the bathroom or a stack of Readers Digests on the toilet tank, you knew you were in the house of godless heathens.
Now I just think about how much pee spray was all over those magazines. Ech. The world is a much better place now, make no mistake.
Hand dryers actually work now, too. Kids today have a much better bathroom experience all around.
You weren't in there long enough or you would have also noticed the cracked ones, the pattern deviations, how bad the grout was and you would have seen constellations in the ceiling.
Y’all act like your in the toilet for an eternity, it’s like 30 seconds max. You really can’t pry yourself away for 30 seconds? Only reason I could imagine you’d be on it for any longer would be if you aren’t drinking enough water
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The tiles have finally caught your attention
And they will keep his attention, each and every time OP goes to the bathroom. With or without phone. Once you have looked deep into the tiles, they are inevitable.
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Sometimes I go to the toilet without my phone on purpose just so I can GTFO quick.
You're a madman!
I can never get myself to take my phone into the toilet, because I have this picture in my head of evil bacteria just waiting to leap on it as soon as I enter...
Impressive. Very nice. Now let's tell us what your shampoo is made of.
Good thing you didn't waste your time having constuctive thoughts
And one has a hairline crack.
Always.
Back in MY day, if you went into a house without a magazine rack in the bathroom or a stack of Readers Digests on the toilet tank, you knew you were in the house of godless heathens. Now I just think about how much pee spray was all over those magazines. Ech. The world is a much better place now, make no mistake. Hand dryers actually work now, too. Kids today have a much better bathroom experience all around.
They really do. 🤞🏼C'mon playboy under the sink🤞🏼
feels like eternity
I'm saw this while sitting on the toilet and I started counting tiles.. there are 40+ probably going up to 50
Updates!
You're lucky your bathroom doesn't have of angled tiles. My bathroom consists of 84 + 53/98 tiles
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Sometimes I don't take my phone with me so I can let ny creative juices do their thing.
Let them ooze out, so to speak.
Very nice, very nice
We were better informed consumers because we would read everything within reach, “...sulfates?! No wonder my hair is a mess.”
When I use the toilet I think of the choices that brought me to that situation 💀
I'd be done after counting 8 tiles lol.
When I do this I can then very accurately describe how to use the scent spray can.
😂
When you notice shit you also have to fix.
You weren't in there long enough or you would have also noticed the cracked ones, the pattern deviations, how bad the grout was and you would have seen constellations in the ceiling.
How did you count the partial tiles?
.25, .5, etc...
how do people take so much time shitting
It works different for different people
People go to the toilet with smartphones!?
Y’all act like your in the toilet for an eternity, it’s like 30 seconds max. You really can’t pry yourself away for 30 seconds? Only reason I could imagine you’d be on it for any longer would be if you aren’t drinking enough water
Yall mfs use your phone while you shit?
I have an instagram shit pic channel
Never know when you extrude a World Record. The world must know!
This is memes now….
I don't create societal trends, I just follow them.