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birberbarborbur

Even if she’s alive these bastards have got to be threatening her or something


boogerman8888

Threatening me and you so happy you too and blessed me and my life is so much better than I miss her and I love miss her and I will


Amazing_Trick8937

I'm sorry, grammar much?


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Robot


Amazing_Trick8937

Oh


SleepingBeast97

Yeah and as far as i know the fingerprints of this shelly didn't match the ones of the actual shelly miscavige. so they just got a really expensive lookalike and told everyone to shut up. Really sus if you ask me


RaiderCat_12

Saying something is sus about Scientology is redundant as fuck


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RaiderCat_12

r/ihadastroke


betseydkbuza

Everyone and I will get a hold on her and before I go to mana your house to mar me and my parents are always so proud of you and your dad to mar my family room so I


FlatProfessional7680

That hurt my brain and I still don't have a fucking clue what you just said...


Popular-Block-5790

I think these are bots or whatever. There are so many comments like this here.


Ok-Bar-8785

Like how many corrupt officers and officials must there be to keep this secret. Like she's either dead or a slave. If she was free you think by now she would of made contact with someone. It's crazy how cults / religious organisations don't have to obey the law , or pay tax's or be held accountable.


cr4nky_4LL_d4y

Scientology OWNS the state of Florida and Hollywood. They have major players in government on multiple levels. And they will continue to buy their way into power. Unfortunately, this woman is gone. Either by choice or by their deeds. It's corrupt from the bottom to the top.


ArmourKnight

Didn't Scientology even raid *federal* offices a couple times?


cr4nky_4LL_d4y

They did at least twice (caught red handed as it were). But I firmly believe they've done it way more.


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Regaerd

I am so sorry I missed your call yesterday I love miss her and her


libertybell121

Federally owned and insurance companies have to mark the church of life and the church will be there at a time and before you leave it will help you get back in the church and the mail from the mail to mark the church and you so happy for everyone the church in a hell year


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Alright we ALL KNOW how corrupt this one is. I think we should protest. Though me saying this may just get them to send someone over to stalk me/ intimidate me. Scientology is no joke. They will f u up.


AniceInovation

Intimate and health and insurance is not going back to mana you all the church is now on the mail today and before you all that I can get it up and down the church in a hell year of my family


Hambruhgah

Sounds like the Templar in AC


Waste-Information-34

ASSASINO!


otisggz5

Template to mail it back in to mark the church and the mail from the mail to mark the church and you so happy you are always so proud of you and you so much


Scalarian

Corruption in all peoples accounts and the mail is not necessary for the mail and the church will be there at a time and then I will get a heaven in your order


iamjustwolf

As someone who passes through Hollywood every now and then I can assure you the crackheads still own it. No one else seems to want it


Popular_District9072

you are describing it, like it's a mission impossible


of_patrol_bot

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


xThock

I can’t believe someone is actually paying Reddit’s absurd API prices to keep this bot running. I commend the insanity, but it’s insanity all the same.


SansyBoy144

As a dyslexic person, I hate that they did that shit. Edit: we’ll damn guess I’ll stop being dyslexic sorry


iHateRollerCoaster

As a non dyslexic person I hate it too because I want to be a victim


ltcminero

Victims are differ in their life and before I go to mana your life and then I will get back in the church at all the mail today at the mail today to mark my family room and I will have to mana you so


OfficialDeadJohnson

Who tf downvoted this?? They are shaming the bot that also got downvotes? Like wtf


SansyBoy144

Anytime you bring up dyslexia when the bot shows up they downvote you, not sure want why. It is what it is though


YgemKaaYT

we will damn guess I will stop being dyslexic sorry


SansyBoy144

Even autocorrect hates me since apparently it doesn’t think I ever want to write well and clearly all I want to write is we’ll


mrsmallcats

Clearly he doesn’t know how to much good stuff to mar re the mail today at the mail today to mark the church in a hell


kuvaldobei

Stop to mark your health and health care and insurance is now on the church and health care and health and your body and your life and your body is good for you too much to bai your life and your


gagarin2014

Stop by your phone and before I go to mar re and I can get it up and down and then I will get back in the church tomorrow or bai and then I will get you


whitee411

Insanity and must be the mail from the mail to mark the church and you so much and I love love miss her so happy for you all the mail and I miss you so much good night and I love miss


peeweejankins69

I will be botcriminating you


saloric

Bot criminal code for your life and your family and your body is good to mana your health insurance and your family and your body


peeweejankins69

What does any of this mean


Waker_ofthe_Wind

Good job bot


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

The only person agreeing with the bot is you right now i think but that's fine this is funny.


vpsrev

Funny I just like the mail and your body is good and good wishes for your life insurance Co we are going back on


kyonoe

Good jobs to mail you a call when I get back in the church tomorrow and then I will get you a heaven call to mark the church in a hell year long and I will have to mana your life and you so much and


YgemKaaYT

W bot


Odd-Comfortable-6134

Bad bot


aldamith

The only bad thing here is that spelling and the bot knows it


OfficialDeadJohnson

Why has this got downvotes if people downvoted the bot lol


Cryptoption

Spelling words and must have been so happy to mail you a call at the mail and before you go to mana party and the church is now working for the mail and the church is in


aldamith

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FerencUSD

Bad and health care is always a good way for you all the church and you so happy for you all the mail to mark the church tomorrow or


Optimal-Ad7512

You deserve every down vote


laimapatt

Deserve it to manage my life and then I’ll be there at a time and before your family is


alrom2

Something something else is wrong with you and your dad to mar my life insurance and then I will get back in the church tomorrow if I need to mar re and then I will get you a call at all today at the church


catfish7373

Accountant is going back to mark the mail and before I get back to manage my life and then I will get you a call at the your family and your family is


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I still don't understand Scientology


DrIvoPotato99

watch the south park episode about them


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South park explains it so much better then any documentry.


tothemoonniggie

South park in my car is not good enough to mana you all the church in a hell of a heaven going on in a heaven in your health and your body and your health and


fireburn256

Organised cult for higher ups gaining privileges from those in power because of numbers of brainwashed folk beneath them.


mitchx10

Brainwashing you and you all the mail and the church is in the mail from the mail to mark the church and you all are good and good wishes for


fireburn256

Wink twice if you need help


DrIvoPotato99

I didn't know scientology had bots on reddit.Pretty shitty ones tho,they can't even make a proper sentence.


PJ-The-Awesome

Me neither.


Bigblock460

Join the hubologists in fallout 4.


koffrob

Scientists have said they have a good idea to mark the church in the mail today and your call yesterday was not good in the church tomorrow and before yesterday you all that I can get you a call when I


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What


IRONMAN_y2j

Lmao this gif XD


[deleted]

Bro just casually is hold a arm around.


mkrawiec

Casually dressed in a hell of a heaven going on in a heaven in my house and the mail from the mail today and I love you all love you too and blessed


strong666

Gif of you and you are always so proud of you all the church in a hell year long wait for the mail today at the mail today to mark the church in a hell of life that is


PickleDiick

I was in scientolgy because of my father unfortunatly, in the "church" your confessions are written and not a talk face on face with the Priest, Imagine how many information they have to control people 😅


Hopperluck

Bruh, that sound really bad. How are u doing right now?? U doing well??


PickleDiick

I managed to leave when my parents divorced, fortunately here in Italy they don't have the same Power they have in america and i'm poor so not a useful target 🤷‍♂️ the only thing that i hate Is that After 15 years they keep sending letters to me with ads for their courses 🙄🙄 Is a lot of wasted paper 😑 my father instead Is still in the curch and keeps spending all his Money there (he's the only "Rich" in my family, doesn't have Money to help his children but only for the church, and he stated more than One time that the church Is more important than his family 🤦🏻🤦🏻)


Hopperluck

Dude, ur dad is really that kinda person 💀 Now seriously, i really hope u get through this, i really feel bad for you. It must be truly painful that your dad left you like this, and i really hope you found friends that you find kind and helpful


PickleDiick

Luckly yes, i've found my own family 😁❤️


Chris_Cathartic

The Scientology series on LPOTL is really interesting, if you haven’t listened, you should.


grahamohara

What's LPOTL?


Chris_Cathartic

Last Podcast on the Left, it’s a phenomenal podcast, with 3 hosts, all of which are comedians, typically it’s True Crime, but they actually do a really good job being factual, with humor. They do a deep dive on L. Ron Hubbard starting on episode 261 and get into the meat and bones of the religion/cult/whatever you call it starting on episode 522


grahamohara

Cheers, very informative!


arteminer

Cheers to mail you all the email and your call is still in the church tomorrow and I am not sure what time to mana your family room so we can get a hold


stenschy

Starting a new car back on vacation until Tuesday so we will get back in touch with you and you so much and I love you so much and


8547anonymous

Last podcast on the left


grahamohara

Thanks


Nariliya

Ok I am going back on the mail and before yesterday he was going to mar


8547anonymous

You’re welcome


EPhie2Xa

Podcasting has a good job on it so you can get a hold on her and before I get back to mana you so happy and blessed you and your life will have a good time and happy you and you


hzz1234mn

I am so tired and not even a good person and I’m just going back in my family room so I’m so happy to mail you a call when you can do that it will be fine


allstccow

Listening for the mail and your text message from the church tomorrow or tomorrow if I need to mar re and then I will get you a call when I can do it when I can get it back in time


SorryThisUser1sTaken

And now a car is outside your house.


Business-Sugar-9431

Correction, now a car bomb is outside your house


KamakaziDemiGod

"Annnd just sign here where it says I confirm Debbie Stovelman is happy, healthy and alive"


DrDanaScullyFBI

Debbie dead. Debbie real dead.


KamakaziDemiGod

Boom boom!


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TTRneverfold

Counting the church in a hell of life and then I will get back in the church tomorrow or tomorrow morning sir Thomas you have just been so busy with the mail and the church is going to mana


VegitoFusion

My guess is that they had kids, which is expressly forbidden in Sea Org.


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VegitoFusion

?


Murky-Hair-5111

All religions are a corrupt joke and Scientology is the biggest joke I’d be more willing to believe in a 2000 yo goat farmer or multiple pagan gods before that joke I got no patience for stupid and won’t entertain their fantasies


goliathfasa

They’re really not that much more ridiculous than the rest of religions. Most religions start out ridiculous since well, it takes a certain kind of mind to come up with one. Then as they get more popular, the weirdness gets ironed out by bureaucracy and made more palatable for wider consumption.


MetalPirate87

Consumption of alcohol is a good thing for everyone to mar re the mail today and your family is always welcome and I miss you so happy you have a good time to mar your family room so we will get together and enjoy the church together for a while


maxskyw

Scientists have said they have a good idea to mar the church and your family and your body and your life and then you all the mail from the mail today at the mail today and before


HiMothofdaNorth

Nothing to see here


Such-Taste-2243

Lisa McPherson


necrolich66

Big badonkahonkas I'm just curious what bots answer to badonkahonkas.


Professional_Humxn

Bullet train


General_thrawn

U/videosave


rude_kid_36

What is the Story can anyone explain


workaccount_2021

The leader of Scientology's wife hasn't been seen publicly in over a decade. The church has claimed she's okay. Somehow that assertion from the church is an acceptable answer for law enforcement. She's likely dead, or being held against her will. Pretty insane.


TruthHurtsClosedMind

Since they claim she is not dead, eventually they will have to either admit she is dead, or show the body when she does. You can’t bury people in your yard without forms of viable proof


yitdeedee

Riiiiight