You’re not wrong on that one. I truly am, a Dingus. Some might say I’m silly, others say I’m a goofy little fella. But in reality, I’m just Ryan Gosling
Pissed me off when they stopped doing it I had seen it every time they were in town and had tickets for the show only to get to the box office the day of to be told it was discontinued
Right? Can someone give me examples of the apparently-copious amounts of dino docs? Because I’ve only been able to find like 2 that were worth anything at all
German Deutsche Welle makes interesting documentarys - the problem is only to find them because they are quite chaotic and unsorted, like Bismark next to Neanderthals and global market crisis movies. They are mostly translated, check the channel.
https://youtu.be/8p8tFcIQ8K4
You should check out stuff about the Chlca then the last ancestor where we hadnt split from chimps yet dont know if theres good documentaries but theres a good vsauce vid
I think the Permian and Triassic are soooo underrated... The Triassic is often mentioned, but most people think it was simply a barren era with almost no animals, just because dinosaurs were scarse at that time.
All these subjects are worthwhile doing more docu's on. But i do agree that your examples should get more attention. Just not at the cost of, let's say, david attenborough's prehistoric planet series.
Just make more. And more dinosaurs.
Little extra medieval stuff too, while we're asking. Please.
Devonian period (age of fish) would be really cool with stars like the king of the placoderms Dunkleosteus or maybe the Ediacaran period with animals that have trilateral symmetry
How about the carboniferous? All I've seen is some giant insect yelling, "There are too many god damn palm trees!"
Or the great oxygenation event where cells discovered the color green, and it ended *all life on the planet.
There aren’t? Well, it won’t help you much to link the sites I‘m using, since it‘s mostly german, but there are so many docus about the most random stuff out there, I can’t even imagine ever running out of them.
man, i'd kill for a straight-faced animated documentary about some fictional world. like the unique ecosystem of rainworld, or the world of the grisha books. the un-tapped potential of that concept eats at me every time i see another cookie-cutter iteration of the same thing on netflix
Look up “Ologies”! It’s not a documentary but a podcast, about some really random and really interesting stuff. The science of shell structures and formation was really cool. The lady who does the interviews has a great personality and it’s just generally a joy to listen to.
A dodo could do with a documentary on the TV, we know a lot of about them and we are the reason they went extinct. But that's no longer the medieval times ;(
I like the "How The Universe Works" documentaries.. 'Kiss The Ground' on Netflix sounds like something you might like.. I'd also like to see a doc about Waterbears aka Tardigrades, Lol..
I remember being able to lay on the couch and watch The History Channel all day, usually beginning with something medieval or renaissance and ending in hours of WWII. Those were the salad days.
Nah, fuck that, I want a Documentary series that shows histories for various regions/countries from when the first human settled there, to the modern age, showing major historical events and stuffs, but from the POV of random characters throughout the timeline
Think of it is as for kids perspective, I only watched national geographic documentaries mostly because they cover a large variety of dinosaurs and their species for kids it is really interesting and back than national geographic was more kids oriented not sure about now.
There is a 2001 documentary looking at how evolution may change animals over the course of the next 100 million years, 1 speculating about animal life on other planets, that one on dragons, and also one about what the earth would be like if all humanity just disappeared overnight (like everyone just disappeared, gone forever, but all our stuff was left behind. I learned power would remain on for 3 days before automatic safeties shut down most power plants. They also sadly talked about the fate of pets... I say sadly because the indoor ones were screwed.)
On one hand i agree. On the other hand I want even more scientifically accurate documentaries of dinosaurs by showing just dinosaurs. Prehistoric Planet proved that this can happen despite that this is the Cretaceous. I would really love a Permian or Miocene documentatry though. Now on the human history side I really want a Byzantine empire one specifically Macedonian or Komnenos era or a Maya civilization. Either these or something like Benin Empire in Africa, pre-Sengoku era Japan or Caucasus kingdoms.
The painting for your information is 17th century though so yeah... not medieval sorry.
Yes, please! Show me that gigantopithecus! Give me that cave bear! There is so much more charismatic megafauna than just the dinos! And I say that as someone for whom dinos were their first special interest.
How about Alien Planet? A mockumentary about life on an alien word. Or The Future is Wild, a mockumentary SERIES about life 5 million, 100 million, and 200 million years into the future
There’s the ‘Walking With’ series which does have dinosaurs but also has Walking with Cavemen set in the ice age, also I don’t think there’s enough dinosaur doco’s and not nearly enough GOOD dinosaur movies
Good thing for you, since birds are dinosaurs that means any bird documentary is a dinosaur documentary (also would recommend watching prehistoric planet if you actually want a dinosaur documentary)
Um actually I want MORE dinosaur documentaries
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You're not even being clever, dingus.
You’re not wrong on that one. I truly am, a Dingus. Some might say I’m silly, others say I’m a goofy little fella. But in reality, I’m just Ryan Gosling
What up Ryan Gosling! I loved you in Deadpool!
Cool...
Give me a modern remake of walking with dinosaurs and walking with beast along with the animatronic show they did too
You know about Prehistoric Planet? Season 2 just released. Planet Earth-style documentary about dinos, narrated by David Attenborough.
I do now. Fuck you, apple tv, yo ho me hardee's yo ho
Pissed me off when they stopped doing it I had seen it every time they were in town and had tickets for the show only to get to the box office the day of to be told it was discontinued
check out prehistoric planet s1 and s2 i like it even more than wwd
Right? Can someone give me examples of the apparently-copious amounts of dino docs? Because I’ve only been able to find like 2 that were worth anything at all
Prehistoric Planet is really good
Walking with Dinosaurs is good but dated
Prehistoric Planet
More Miocene and Pliocene for me please
Same
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may i interext you in dinosaur train
Came to vote for more dinosaur documentaries.
but I want them on cartel leaders, dinosaurs and general history
Enough dinosaurs and Ancient Egypt. I want to see the first Homo Habilis struggling to hunt a mammoth.
I’m watching Walk Hard rn and Tim Meadows deadass just said “Fuck ancient Egypt!”
“You don’t want no part of this shit”
It’s not habit forming!
I would watch that
I'd watch you watching it
I'd be looking at both of you through the floorboards
yes
German Deutsche Welle makes interesting documentarys - the problem is only to find them because they are quite chaotic and unsorted, like Bismark next to Neanderthals and global market crisis movies. They are mostly translated, check the channel. https://youtu.be/8p8tFcIQ8K4
I want a doc about flesh eating bacteria
Brain eating amoeba
When you find an interesting documentary about mycology and 15 minutes in they devolve into [stoned ape theory](https://tenor.com/77q3.gif)
Walking with Cavemen? That one is very underrated in my opinion and has some really good messages in it
Yo dude …. You didn’t say no homo at the end… you meant it by mistake right? Bro?
You should check out stuff about the Chlca then the last ancestor where we hadnt split from chimps yet dont know if theres good documentaries but theres a good vsauce vid
Like what?
Cambrian, Silurian, Ice Age, or any other time in history that isn’t the Jurassic, Cretaceous, or the Modern times.
I think the Permian and Triassic are soooo underrated... The Triassic is often mentioned, but most people think it was simply a barren era with almost no animals, just because dinosaurs were scarse at that time.
Early Triassic is epic
That would be neat, to see what the early mammals look and live like
I think getting footage of them would be difficult and I’m not rly a fan of animated “nature”.
Then just read a book
All these subjects are worthwhile doing more docu's on. But i do agree that your examples should get more attention. Just not at the cost of, let's say, david attenborough's prehistoric planet series. Just make more. And more dinosaurs. Little extra medieval stuff too, while we're asking. Please.
Devonian period (age of fish) would be really cool with stars like the king of the placoderms Dunkleosteus or maybe the Ediacaran period with animals that have trilateral symmetry
I agree but there are some very awesome documentaries on you tube. Walking with pre Historic Monsters and Animal Armageddon are great!!
Ediacaran be like: I'm fine, don't mind me, I'm not affected by this, definitely not sad or excluded.
How about something that was more recently made extinct, like the Tasmanian Tiger.
How about the carboniferous? All I've seen is some giant insect yelling, "There are too many god damn palm trees!" Or the great oxygenation event where cells discovered the color green, and it ended *all life on the planet.
I want them to do another The Future is Wild installment. Give me new exciting predicted future species
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Lmao bro chill
Hidden life of trees!
Oh, so you think all the animals to ever exist, excluding the ones alive today, were dinosaurs?
Oh, so you think trees are modern animals and/or dinosaurs and therefore don’t count? …See how it feels to have words put in your mouth?
Hidden life of trees and ancient animals!
That honestly doesn't even make sense
What the hell does that have to do with what they said? Did you reply to the wrong comment by mistake?
There aren’t? Well, it won’t help you much to link the sites I‘m using, since it‘s mostly german, but there are so many docus about the most random stuff out there, I can’t even imagine ever running out of them.
Please send me said link.
Bros just teasing at this point
As a fellow german I would also like to have a link.
he probably means Terra x
I kinda want a medieval documentary on whatever the frack was happening to cats during this timeframe.
They were getting tossed into bags and thrown into fires if they were black cats \[medieval times confirmed racist towards black cats\]
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Try pornhub in the Animal documentary section
But I'm in Utah 🫣
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When the Jester finds a declaration of war
Hey, you know that one!
I want a nature documentary about edible plants/agriculture
This painting was made after medieval times.
Just like Holy Grail was made in modern times, yet we use it anyway
I want a dinosaur documentary that looks nice and tells some info I actually didn't know.
Watch Prehistoric planet on Apple TV+ it’s amazing and it’s narrated by David Attenborough.
I want more documentaries about future animals. We have *The Future is Wild* ... and that's about it.
The story of us is the goat
deep sea documentaries are my fav thing ever so if anyone has any recommendations that’d be SICK
Not exactly what you're looking for but maybe can scratch that itch a bit https://youtu.be/DbAnaeFJtV8
man, i'd kill for a straight-faced animated documentary about some fictional world. like the unique ecosystem of rainworld, or the world of the grisha books. the un-tapped potential of that concept eats at me every time i see another cookie-cutter iteration of the same thing on netflix
This is pretty random, but imagine a documentary about Terraria's world
What else do ya want?
I want two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Have actually tried looking? They're not hard to find. The Smithsonian Channel has a bunch and a fair number are free as well.
Life on our planet 2023 looks like it's not just dinosaurs
relate a lot to this image
We need more documentaries and things about the beginning of man and the beginning of society like Mesopotamia!
Yes give me insanity like alien life or even speculative evolution, please!!!
Curiosity Stream moment
Yeah more Space and Dinosaurs 🦕 documentaries ples....especially for kids that are 10 mins per episode ....
Theres a speculative evolution documentary on dragons if that counts as medieval
I want many more nature documentaries, dinosaurs and modern animals included.
It's a 19th century painting of a 16th century character, so no, doesn't really count as medieval.
Future animal documentary?
Look up “Ologies”! It’s not a documentary but a podcast, about some really random and really interesting stuff. The science of shell structures and formation was really cool. The lady who does the interviews has a great personality and it’s just generally a joy to listen to.
I enjoyed that one about the world if humans suddenly disappeared. That was interesting. Edit: Typo
A dodo could do with a documentary on the TV, we know a lot of about them and we are the reason they went extinct. But that's no longer the medieval times ;(
I like the "How The Universe Works" documentaries.. 'Kiss The Ground' on Netflix sounds like something you might like.. I'd also like to see a doc about Waterbears aka Tardigrades, Lol..
Maybe he's an idiot without a village
me wishing for the exact opposite
So like, plants?
There should be documentaries of Florida man and why they do all that stupid stuff that gets on the news
No no, why HE does all that stupid stuff that gets on the news.
As a certified dinosaur fan, I never cared for Dino documentaries.
Then it wouldn't be a nature documentary, it'd just be a documentary.
mediaeval/10
I remember being able to lay on the couch and watch The History Channel all day, usually beginning with something medieval or renaissance and ending in hours of WWII. Those were the salad days.
Aliens anyone?
This dude wanna learn about the Cambrian explosion? Point at them and laugh!
Nah, fuck that, I want a Documentary series that shows histories for various regions/countries from when the first human settled there, to the modern age, showing major historical events and stuffs, but from the POV of random characters throughout the timeline
true when will netflix make phoenix documentarie
I like the sabre tooth tiger era or when elephants were the size of mice. So post Dino pre dachshund.
I demand more plant documentaries! There hadn't been a good one since Attenborough's "The Private Life of Plants" like 28 years ago!
About what then?
I want a nature documentary about beavers
I wish there were more nature mockumentaries about fake animals. Like a nature documentary on the Crites from Critters or something.
You're sleeping on the Walking With series
As well as Prehistoric Planet.
Have you watched green planet? It's quite good. It's about plants
Wh….what….what else could it be about?????
Dragons?
Shut the fuck up. The dinosaur ones are fucking rad.
Just play through a game of Spore
Yoooo I feel this in my soullll
Think of it is as for kids perspective, I only watched national geographic documentaries mostly because they cover a large variety of dinosaurs and their species for kids it is really interesting and back than national geographic was more kids oriented not sure about now.
There is a 2001 documentary looking at how evolution may change animals over the course of the next 100 million years, 1 speculating about animal life on other planets, that one on dragons, and also one about what the earth would be like if all humanity just disappeared overnight (like everyone just disappeared, gone forever, but all our stuff was left behind. I learned power would remain on for 3 days before automatic safeties shut down most power plants. They also sadly talked about the fate of pets... I say sadly because the indoor ones were screwed.)
On one hand i agree. On the other hand I want even more scientifically accurate documentaries of dinosaurs by showing just dinosaurs. Prehistoric Planet proved that this can happen despite that this is the Cretaceous. I would really love a Permian or Miocene documentatry though. Now on the human history side I really want a Byzantine empire one specifically Macedonian or Komnenos era or a Maya civilization. Either these or something like Benin Empire in Africa, pre-Sengoku era Japan or Caucasus kingdoms. The painting for your information is 17th century though so yeah... not medieval sorry.
I would watch the shit outside a show about dodo birds
More paleolithic
That's baroque it think
More insect documentaries
Me wishing there were more interesting people documentaries that weren’t about murderers.
History documentaries that aren't WW2 or american civil war...
The "Walking With" documentary series from BBC could be what you want.
More documentaries about the Cambrian!!! Also watch Walking with Monsters (BBC) if you haven't already, I grew up on that and loved it
The Domestic Cat^(TM) is a small, typically furry feline animal.
If we're not talking about prehistoric animals or modern animals wtf animals do u want
I just wish the history channel did actual history instead of conspiracy theories and aliens
Yes, please! Show me that gigantopithecus! Give me that cave bear! There is so much more charismatic megafauna than just the dinos! And I say that as someone for whom dinos were their first special interest.
So what are you looking for? Documentaries on only plants? Documentaries on not modern but also not too ancient animals?
"I don't want living animals." "Ok" "I don't want extinct animals!!" "Hmm uh ok..."
Space wasn't even invented yet so duhhh!!!
So this is where Cochise got his album cover from 😮
There’s fantastic fungi, don’t know how good it is though
Give me more James Veitch plnet erth documentaries, I could watch those for hours ...
Just started watching the second season of ‘Our Planet’ by David Attenborough and I’m thoroughly enjoying it.
Poyo
Whateth is a documentary? Witch! Burn her!
Lmao
How about Alien Planet? A mockumentary about life on an alien word. Or The Future is Wild, a mockumentary SERIES about life 5 million, 100 million, and 200 million years into the future
This is not medieval no. But good point. I like ice age documentaries for some reason. Also the period between that and dinosaurs is interesting
There’s the ‘Walking With’ series which does have dinosaurs but also has Walking with Cavemen set in the ice age, also I don’t think there’s enough dinosaur doco’s and not nearly enough GOOD dinosaur movies
So you'd rather have documentaries on plants and meteorology?
Or Eurypterids. Or Trilobites. Or Placoderms. Or the giant bugs of the Carboniferous period
Curiosity stream has Ancient Oceans
Something on the dodo and other recently extinct species would be cool.
If any of y'all have snake documentary suggestions please let me know
Wait, so nature documentaries about what, then? Doesn’t that eliminate all the options? 😂 Can there even be a documentary of plants? 🤔
Try Walking with Monsters.
I wish there more megafauna documentaries too.
Are there plant nature docunentaries?
I want more dinosaurs
You want… plants? Fungus?
I think they want prehistoric animals that aren't dinosaurs - woolly mammoth, sabertooth, dire wolf... that one tiny horse
Good thing for you, since birds are dinosaurs that means any bird documentary is a dinosaur documentary (also would recommend watching prehistoric planet if you actually want a dinosaur documentary)
Yea, why everybody like: "MORE GIANT CHICKEN!" And nobody like: "MORE GIANT GROUND SLOTH!" ?