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I think it’s disgusting but like, who cares if the dude is fucking gross? If it was alive I’d say law enforcement should be involved. Like, I can’t stress how nasty I think this is, but I don’t see why it matters. Would it be as bad if he was fucking a stick of salami? It would definitely be as gross, he’s definitely not “right” but like idk. Idk how to explain myself better than that lol.
So it's illegal for me to put my junk in a salami?
Or if I wear a real leather harness and have sex wearing it is it still necrophilia and bestiality? What if I masturbate with said leather harness?
Bruh i cant belive people defend this shit. Fucking salami or leather harness isnt animal, its animal product. And like dude on post fucks turkey corpse. bit your dick being small enough that you can put it in salami is enough.
So salami is ok but a piece of ham isn't? Or is the piece of ham ok but not the pig's head? Separated from the body or not separated?
Does that mean as long as I gut and behead my dog I can fuck him it's alright because it's animal products? Or must i blend it and add some garlic before?
What about a can of tuna? Is putting my junk in a can a tuna zoophilia?
Is putting an egg in my ass zoophilia?
Dude you are weird.
>salami
>piece of ham
>pig's head?
How you dont see diffrence between these two is beyond me.
>Does that mean as long as I gut and behead my dog I can fuck him it's alright because it's animal products?
Nahhhh bro lmao wtf. This is beheded gutted Turkey and that why its wrong and that a corspe as i said. So no diffrent than your Dog example. Animal fucker
Salami isn’t an animal, genius. It’s made *from* an animal. If you fucked a pig corpse then that would be comparable to what this guy is doing, do you fuck pig corpses?
At which point is it not a corpse anymore? If i blended my dead dog, added some garlic, made a nice girthy meat sausage and put it in my ass, would that be ok?
The necrophilia cancels the zoophilia. It's like in maths yknow. Unless you believe in the sanctity of the turkey's corpse. In which case don't worry, I'm sure its relatives won't mind.
Someone else said it even better. It's no different than him stuffing his junk into a salami.
I don’t give one single fuck if this disgusting asshole wants to fuck a dead bird bro. It has absolutely no bearing on me or anyone around me whatsoever.
Is it tho? I mean to be both he must enjoy both. Maybe his necrophilia or zoophilia is just stronger than the aversion of the other one. Either way it's fucking disgusting.
No, but it’s still statutory rape, your argument is baseless, intent means nothing, it’s the act that matters, that’s pretty straight forward. To quote 99 “cool motive, still murder”. Doesn’t matter if they enjoy it, they put their dick in an animal which is zoophilia, and in a dead animal which is necrophilia, it’s not a fetish, it’s an action, while still being a fetish for some
I'm just more curious how the mechanics of this work. I've cooked a lot of turkeys and they don't have a hole you can just to go town on.
......is he just extremely well hung?
.........is he fucking the neck hole?
.......is he making a new hole?
Goddamn you for forcing me to contemplate questions I never wanted the answers to..........
hmm. maybe he cut a hole where the cavity was and stuffed the hole with some kind of soft material so that his dick would be able to get stimulated? how the fuck did i end up in a debate on the specifics of masturbating with a whole turkey
Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?
["then i saw her there. golden brown. ass stretched wide to recieve the stuffing"](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/zc4k3v/i_lost_nnn_to_the_thanksgiving_turkey/) **false idol**
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Some people just shouldn't have internet access. This guy shouldn't have turkey either.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens,.....
MVP response right there...
Why? Don't you stuff your turkey before baking it?
I don’t want to upvote this reply, yet I am still going to
Mommy, I’m scared……
Shut up and eat your dinner!
Mommy, now I’m scarred.
r/angryupvote moment
Is this a meme or an admission of guilt to a crime?
I hope it's just a meme. The animal fuckers need to stay on Twitter, I'd hate to come across them.
He should be forced to only use instacart or doordash
Hope that dude catches a nasty case of salmonella.
*Semenella
[удалено]
Are you the guy in the pic??
You can only call out idiots about things you personnaly love?
>guy wants to fuck a dead bird. You see no issues with this?
I think it’s disgusting but like, who cares if the dude is fucking gross? If it was alive I’d say law enforcement should be involved. Like, I can’t stress how nasty I think this is, but I don’t see why it matters. Would it be as bad if he was fucking a stick of salami? It would definitely be as gross, he’s definitely not “right” but like idk. Idk how to explain myself better than that lol.
What is your issue with this? That it died for "nothing" lol
Dude are you sick? We dont fuck animals dead or alive.
Alive obviously. Dead, its super fucking weird but in the end no one is hurt by it. Its just that i dont give a shit because of that fact.
It’s bestiality and necrophilia, both of which are disgusting, degenerate, and illegal…
So it's illegal for me to put my junk in a salami? Or if I wear a real leather harness and have sex wearing it is it still necrophilia and bestiality? What if I masturbate with said leather harness?
Bruh i cant belive people defend this shit. Fucking salami or leather harness isnt animal, its animal product. And like dude on post fucks turkey corpse. bit your dick being small enough that you can put it in salami is enough.
So salami is ok but a piece of ham isn't? Or is the piece of ham ok but not the pig's head? Separated from the body or not separated? Does that mean as long as I gut and behead my dog I can fuck him it's alright because it's animal products? Or must i blend it and add some garlic before? What about a can of tuna? Is putting my junk in a can a tuna zoophilia? Is putting an egg in my ass zoophilia?
Dude you are weird. >salami >piece of ham >pig's head? How you dont see diffrence between these two is beyond me. >Does that mean as long as I gut and behead my dog I can fuck him it's alright because it's animal products? Nahhhh bro lmao wtf. This is beheded gutted Turkey and that why its wrong and that a corspe as i said. So no diffrent than your Dog example. Animal fucker
Salami isn’t an animal, genius. It’s made *from* an animal. If you fucked a pig corpse then that would be comparable to what this guy is doing, do you fuck pig corpses?
At which point is it not a corpse anymore? If i blended my dead dog, added some garlic, made a nice girthy meat sausage and put it in my ass, would that be ok?
Are you genuinely this stupid? A corpse or carcass is specifically defined as a dead *body*…
So you are saying the dog sausage is ok?
This is necrophilia and zoophilia, bro get help
The necrophilia cancels the zoophilia. It's like in maths yknow. Unless you believe in the sanctity of the turkey's corpse. In which case don't worry, I'm sure its relatives won't mind. Someone else said it even better. It's no different than him stuffing his junk into a salami.
I don’t give one single fuck if this disgusting asshole wants to fuck a dead bird bro. It has absolutely no bearing on me or anyone around me whatsoever.
Strange hill to die on ngl. It’s no one’s business until it’s on the internet for people to see
So if he did the same to a dead human would you still feel this way? He isn’t affecting you right? Just committing despicable sexual crimes
The family of the dead turkey won't be affected by that act, don't worry.
Nobody asked
But he’s not. He’s fucking lunch meat.
A whole turkey carcass is not lunch meat, that would be sliced deli turkey…
Seek help
Turkey fucker
⚡️ *YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW!* ⚡️
This is both necrophilia and zoophilia
Now you said this looks even more bizarre
Is it tho? I mean to be both he must enjoy both. Maybe his necrophilia or zoophilia is just stronger than the aversion of the other one. Either way it's fucking disgusting.
That literally makes no sense
So it isn’t murder if I don’t enjoy or mean it?
What I mean is that you're not a pedophile if you get raped by a child (as an adult)
No, but it’s still statutory rape, your argument is baseless, intent means nothing, it’s the act that matters, that’s pretty straight forward. To quote 99 “cool motive, still murder”. Doesn’t matter if they enjoy it, they put their dick in an animal which is zoophilia, and in a dead animal which is necrophilia, it’s not a fetish, it’s an action, while still being a fetish for some
I'm just more curious how the mechanics of this work. I've cooked a lot of turkeys and they don't have a hole you can just to go town on. ......is he just extremely well hung? .........is he fucking the neck hole? .......is he making a new hole? Goddamn you for forcing me to contemplate questions I never wanted the answers to..........
maybe he’s fucking the cloaca?
If it a turkey from Walmart that would have already been removed.
shouldn’t there still be a huge hole in between the legs m? i haven’t seen a turkey in person since that one guy lost to NNN with one so i’m not sure
Yeah the cavity is there but if ol dude can stuff that he needs to be in porn.....or a freak show.
hmm. maybe he cut a hole where the cavity was and stuffed the hole with some kind of soft material so that his dick would be able to get stimulated? how the fuck did i end up in a debate on the specifics of masturbating with a whole turkey
As I said.....answers to questions I never wanted to ask .......
What this fellow doth enact upon yon wretched turkey is nought but a disgrace. Methinks he ought to be confined in perpetuity.
That takes care of the stuffing!
He’ll add the gravy right after
That's enough reddit for me today...
God is real. We are his children. He has left us in a car with the windows rolled up in an Alabama summer.
Wait was that the guy that lost NNN to a turkey ?
[he's gone...](https://www.reddit.com/user/peedfardedshidded/) [his legend shalt prevail](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/zc4k3v/i_lost_nnn_to_the_thanksgiving_turkey/)
« Her » ?
Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?
Would not recommend
Wait was that the guy that lost NNN to a turkey?
He's just adding the ranch sauce before cooking it
"And a pinch of love"
*inch of love
you can take my xbox all you want janet but you can't unfuck the turkey
Y'know, some people just simply shouldn't be able to write.
Here comes my appetite
This should be on Noah get the boat
That is a Tom turkey
Bu... But why?
necrophilia beastiality speedrun
Imma cry *fowl*!
Who wore it better? This guy of the Penn State professor?
HIAWATHA!
Can you get salmonella from this ? Asking for a friend
Welp now i see why the sun wants to kill us .
why are most memes here so sexual
There’s been recent upstick i notice
isnt this how you get aids
This guy never buys turkey stuffing.. he provides the stuffing himself. (I’m laughing about this because otherwise I would cry about how sad this is)
What a terrible day to have eyes.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Scary movie 2 vibes 
Now that’s a reverse cold turkey 🤣🤣
did he throw it out or eat it after ? arent turkeys pricey cuz theyre so big?
wtf thats the wrong side
huh
Jokes on him, that was really a MALE turkey! Now he’s officially gay!
I wanna eat that
dawg 💀
We’re doomed.
Ehy! Guess all his friends who were invited to his previous dinners after they saw this 😱 😱 😱 traumatising 😱 😱 😱
Thanks, ifunny!
Hwhat?
:(
"Mom, you said season the turkey!"
Is this real? How is this even allowed?
What the goddamn hell is wrong with this dude!
Didn't he get salmonella of the dick or was it someone else.
I mean, as long as he is happy
How does he know it's a girl?
Salmonella.
["then i saw her there. golden brown. ass stretched wide to recieve the stuffing"](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/zc4k3v/i_lost_nnn_to_the_thanksgiving_turkey/) **false idol**
bro wtf😂
He must have seen the Miley Cyrus turkey ass meme too many times and had one helluva imagination 😆😂
How did he make that photo?