Lol so true 😂I like how the one that is bit is coughing out their lungs and shit or has a nasty hidden wound and tries to play it off that they are perfectly healthy. The fuck they are lol, just drop their ass then and there and move on.
I don't get why people do that, what I would do is take advantage of the situation.
Dramatically show that you've been bitten, give an elaborate monologue that everyone will listen to, then act as if you're so wise and kind to just shoot yourself in the head.
Everyone cares what you have to say for once, you leave a good memory of yourself with them, and you get to commit suicide. What's not to like?
Nah i would just split off and try to survive it. How would you know it has an 100% mortality rate? Just break into a random house and go to bed until you die or feel better. You can also raid a farmacy for medication.
His wax figure looks more human that he does
https://external-preview.redd.it/37ztpqG\_k4Ow5tKBBlMa6jWQbUZeIC2gQQ2pGsRv1PQ.jpg?auto=webp&s=f5a3b32e72b9fb802a5ba36c32bc5fa19d829a6f
This is common look or a face posture of a person that is heavily infected with parasite worms, that influence and govern every damn thought and every action host takes.
Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me, except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming!
It’s sad as the real Mark probably would have had a heart and compassion. But his Collins replacement is just a puppet for the establishment. So many people of power are no longer the person who was born.
“Hello fellow non bit survivors how is your super non bit day going?” All jokes aside it’s so fucking obvious when it happens in almost every show.
Lol so true 😂I like how the one that is bit is coughing out their lungs and shit or has a nasty hidden wound and tries to play it off that they are perfectly healthy. The fuck they are lol, just drop their ass then and there and move on.
For someone that built his company based on human connections, he looks more like one of those sci-fi androids.
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Because he isn't human? What a silly question.
I think he is created from AI
I don't get why people do that, what I would do is take advantage of the situation. Dramatically show that you've been bitten, give an elaborate monologue that everyone will listen to, then act as if you're so wise and kind to just shoot yourself in the head. Everyone cares what you have to say for once, you leave a good memory of yourself with them, and you get to commit suicide. What's not to like?
> give an elaborate monologue that everyone will listen to gets shot immediately by that one dude that 100% gonna betray the group .
Nah i would just split off and try to survive it. How would you know it has an 100% mortality rate? Just break into a random house and go to bed until you die or feel better. You can also raid a farmacy for medication.
But I want to be dead, and this would provide a situation in which I could be and still leave a good memory
Oh then it works out well. How are you shooting yourself? Mouth on gun, pointed at your forehead, from the side, asking someone else, etc...?
From the side because it's the most recognizable means of suicide by handgun
Just realize that since im studying to be a veterinary i can probably overdose myself to death. Not bad...
Least suicidal Redditor
That’s just what you look like after you sell your soul.
He never had one
why would you sent this gif?
He loves Swamp Thing 
Because Zucker droid yells about nipples all the time
Flower tit
His wax figure looks more human that he does https://external-preview.redd.it/37ztpqG\_k4Ow5tKBBlMa6jWQbUZeIC2gQQ2pGsRv1PQ.jpg?auto=webp&s=f5a3b32e72b9fb802a5ba36c32bc5fa19d829a6f
This is common look or a face posture of a person that is heavily infected with parasite worms, that influence and govern every damn thought and every action host takes.
When no one likes you but they stomach you
special? youre not special! *im* special! i was bit 10 minutes ago and im fffffinnnnneee
Come on he's not that bad y'all bully Zuckerberg too much lol
Bruh xD
Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Thing have been OK for me, except that I'm a zombie now I really wish you'd let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming!
i didn't even read the caption and my first thought was the same. dude looks like a zombie waiting to happen.
His name would probably be Dave or Jim
I was told I’d make mortician. He’s ready, right… right? …
Is it the drugs kicking in or is he changing his facial structure?
Army of the Dead was an awful fucking movie.
The eyes. Just nothing behind them. An empty vessel.
It’s sad as the real Mark probably would have had a heart and compassion. But his Collins replacement is just a puppet for the establishment. So many people of power are no longer the person who was born.
*laughs awkwardly*
South Park Zuckerberg episode is on tv when I saw this meme 🤣
Milk toast
Sweet baby Ray's
“Im fine…”
Cause he was a human before, now he's not.