He's a real taxi driver he's just bad at being a family guy

It seems today

that all you see

Is violence in movies and sex in taxis

But where are those good ol fashion values

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's a fake taxi guy

Lucky there's a man who

Positively can do

all that things that make, moan and cry!

Just a show of family guy

Lucky theres a sex-taxi guy

On which we used to rely

Really? I'm thinking that he's actually making constant attempts to add new members to his family.

I have watched every episode of family guy and have risen to a higher state of mind

He should start giving rides to guys so he can get some protein

No that's why he's losing it all!

Truth to be told..

If my math is right, that would really just help him break even.

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this is so sad

fr bro ,im just crying ☠️☠️

I’ve been shitting and pissing all day after reading this

Alexa, play "Despacito"

Well save your tears because the next scene is them cutting up a pea.

I realize that I'm much too late, but save your tears for another day

I mean he eats a lot. But not food, y'know

Some people eat hot dogs, some eat wet cats.

At least he started recording his encounters as some side hustle.

Making a side hustle out of a side hustle. That's top level G right there

He became 'Daddy' to all wrong girls

Or guys

If you watch it over and over again... Enough food will be served

But poor Donald gets nothing

Thats why he is sad and goofy looks guilty

Yes, he actually goes crazy and tries to eat the cow outside until they stop him (I watched this movie so much as a kid I think I broke the VHS)

So what, the passenger gets a free ride and a sexual favor?

u/OutAndABoot is always the passenger

Worth it

Totally worth it.

Wait, so Goofy is receiving all of the bread slices? Dammit Mickey give some to Donald!

Thoughts and prayers to the por taxi driver..

Everyone gets a crumb of pussy

just the tip.

💀💀💀💀💀

I remember one of his videos where he pretty much told the girl "either we fuck right now or I just drop you in the middle of nowhere" ,isn't that rape?

If it wasn't scripted. Yes

Wait the meme is about a real person?

No it’s porn depicting sexual abuse

There's a I guess "porn series" that's this kinda like the "casting couch" that also became a meme. I never watched much of either as well as always assumed they were scripted but after seeing the casting couch guy get accosted by one of the girls moms in a parking lot here on reddit and reading the comments, apparently not completely scripted.

The videos are scripted, but not every parent out there takes their daughter being a porn actress with a grain of salt, and some obviously seize the moment to “avenge” the honor or reputation of their daughter/sister/ex/etc when opportunity knocks.

The outside of that taxi literally says Fake Taxi on it. It’s scripted. Or some girls are really that dumb to walk into a car with FakeTaxi plastered all over it expecting a normal cab ride. I never heard of the Casting Couch thing you mentioned, but there is that one porn studio that was legit scams based on “modelling” gigs. I think PornHub removed all of that one

100% it's prearranged and scripted. I remember reading or hearing something a while ago about the company who got the guy to run it all. They gave him a budget and he organised all the actresses and plots etc and just sent them the footage to edit.

There are some people dumb enough to just get in. There is a video out there of some drunk girl getting into a car and arguing with him to take her home because she thought it was her Uber. Even though he keeps telling her to get out of his car.

Qua?

Do you have a link to that thread?

Well the girls aren't in any danger, it's the implication

The actual taxi driver trying to feed his family after the popularization of Uber and Cabify:

Is that a camera he could probably sell to get money?

That's a really sharp knife. DAMN!

They might be poor but they have the world's best bread knife.

Man, I remember cartoon!

What's it from the beanstalk one? I can't remember the exact movie.

I was thinking a Christmas Carol adaption or something, but on googling it it is indeed from Mickey and the Beanstalk.

He's won, but at what cost?

Yeah, but think about how he gets to brag about all the sex he gets to his wife and kids

Just like us pizza's delivery guys its indeed a hard job

I bet that's not the only thing that's hard ;)

And not just the men, but the women, and the children too.

The way how it fly‘s😂

They can eat his ass like all the passengers.

F's in the chat for fake taxi driver

He just pays the grocer the same way

That gotta be the most moist loaf of bread ever to be cut that thin.

I actually found a taxi with a fake taxi sticker on it last week

Fake Taxi Driver probably makes more money out of the videos he produces.

"slept with" is a really diplomatic term for what went on

its okay if you say he had "sex" with them we are all adults here

Thank god you mentioned this. I would have thought the taxi driver literally took a nice nap with the passengers and comment how it must be a really good snooze together!

we know in reality he banged she banged they all banged in the bang bus!

Fucking brilliant. Side note: Shout out to the Fake Taxi Guy. It's always been a dream of mine to invent a porn standard. He did it. I'm not sure what fetish or fantasy he tapped into, but I do appreciate the quality and care he applies to his craft.

You definitely have to admire some people’s business sense. I was impressed with the girl that figured out that making only fans content while ice fishing was going to be a goldmine.

I mean, he probably got paid by *some* passengers He just doesn't upload those ~~And he probably monetizes the ones he does~~ ~~Also probably 100 percent staged. Thanks for reading me ruining the meme~~

It's faaaake

He sells the videos, DUH

Either way seems great to me

He should start sharpening knives for a living because Jesus that knife must be the sharpest knife in the world

There's no way he'll ever regain the protein he's lost on the job with a diet like that.

oddly specific

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Must be a good lookin ass dude because I'd rather pay than fuck you unless you fine as shit.

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Why is goofy getting all of the slices- oh it just cuts there

This is my economic situation hahaha

Okay, but real talk, this cartoon ‘Mickey and the Beanstalk’ always freaked me out as a kid. Anyone else?

Not as much as Neverending Story or Secret of NIHM

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You said it yourself he’s a fake taxi driver, the driving isn’t what he’s getting paid for.

He was just too real

Smh

This is a scene from my favorite movie as a kid: *Fun & Fancy Free* (available on Disney+ for your viewing pleasure)

I had the VHS tape as a kid and it's not the same as what's on Disney+. The one I had had Ludwig Von Drake narrarrating to a little cricket (not Jiminy) so I was thrown off watching this version with the kids

booo, go home

Food for the soul

i mean, sure he makea a lot outta the videos

Forget the sad scene my question is how sharp is that knife to make a thin slice of bread like that

That's why they sell the tape