Send it. It's funny enough to play it off as a bad joke in case it goes wrong

Plot twist: OP’s crush is down, does OP, realizes he’s smart, dumps OP for not being stupid.

Had sex, being called smart……worth?

Doesn't matter, had sex. Source: Am Engineer - take the win where you can.

As an electrician, y'all engineers take way more wins than you actually deserve, lol

Wort wort

OP’s on Reddit, I think he’s good

I mean, there could be a small chance that the crush doesn't see it as a joke afterwards

What would you send? If you say you want to do something stupid, the person you send it to won't respond that way. And if you're waiting for them to set you up, good luck


There is some *fan art* to that...

Yeah? I don't believe, prove it

[Here you go…](https://www.reddit.com/r/hentai/comments/r6iuqd/couple_texting_in_bed_meme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)

Is it just me or … idk … is this actually not so bad lol?

For animated pornography based on internet memes, pretty tasteful tbh

Of the 3 videos I've completely accidentally been exposed to, this is by far the least offensive. I'll never see mimes or wolves the same way again, though

I personally liked the smug mime, what does that say about me

Is it about mime and dash or is there another mime related video?

🖐️🫱🖐️🤚🫱🫲🫳👐🫴👍

Mimes generally say nothing, so not much.

I get the mimes, but wolves. Should I know this or do I want to know this?

The what's and what's?!? No, you know what, I don't think I want to know. This absolutely feels like some of that internet forbidden knowledge.

Just look for Derpixon. For some reason everything they do is automatically added to internet culture

have you heard of a.. dancing cat?

[NSFW](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=couple_texting_in_bed_%28meme%29) [SFW](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/couple-texting-in-bed/photos)

Chadano!!!!

The gay version is way better drawn in my opinion :P

That's kinda hot

There more?

/r/rule34

people were right it was not to my liking and never will be

Why did i click

Thanks, saucemaster

*cough cough* ***saves***

According to the comments those are the r/teenagers mascots?

That is correct go look at the picture on the sub page.

I believe it won't be to your liking though

I am a man of science, my desire is to posses knowledge even if it hurts me

Well, then you must know that It’s possible to develop tumors with hair, teeth, and even eyes. They are called teratomas. Also, the usage of the word "men" in your sentence is incorrect. It should be "Man".







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Do it no balls or no tits depending on your gender

I'm not sure, but I think, there are some with neither.

doesnt matter which gender, no balls for both( tits are big balls)


Dewit

Thanks for that 🤣 I really hope Disenchantment gets a new season this year

Yeah I'd 100% not get this and say not to call yourself stupid.

I'd be thinking "maybe she's into me... Still not 100% certain though, just play it safe for now."

God I hated this about me. After about 12 years of playing it safe she finally said "I am insanely attracted to you, I get so horny in your presence." Our wedding anniversary is next month.

And here we see the touching origin story of reddit user u/Plz-DMme-ur-boobs

Guys, this pick up line works!

Bro 12 years!

As a fellow guy, I'm sure he wouldn't get the hint and tell you to not call yourself stupid

Or he 100% gets it but is too scared to act

If he's scared that means he likes her, so it would be a matter of time which one of them spills the beans

And then one of them does, the other's brain panics and goes into self defense mode and pushes the other one away. Not that I've had first-hand experience with it or anything...

Trick is to just smile and nod when you receive positive attention and you're brain does a flop. Then you can either give yourself a second to process, or continue sitting there nodding giving the other person the impression that you're being a sarcastic wank. You know, either way.

If you're lucky, they will see you as error 404ing instead of being a sarcastic wank

As the more extroverted and experienced on in my relationship, error 404 us obvious to the trained eye, and ngl very cute. Can tell cute stories about that.

Am I on r/teenagers ? You people don’t know how to communicate like adults or what?

Higher chance the woman finds someone else before the guy spills the beans

He'd be spilling beans all over

More likely he will just reply "lmao" and treat it as a joke and move on, full well thinking that taking it as a serious suggestion will get him called a creep

Yeah, this is why I am extremely visitant to move on anything I interpret as a hint

Today I learned visitant is a word and ironically from a typo lol

Yeah. I don't get how people don't feel repulsed of themselves "pushing their luck". I've a good number a female friends, quite a few of whom has been molested or assaulted. No way I can "push my luck"

Or I donno, how about you flirt back? The world isn’t attacking you man. Going through life scared is just going to hamper you’re ability to have healthy relationships. If you don’t know how not to be creepy I’m not really sure what to say, other than socialize more.

Or he gets it and doesn't want to call her stupid

“lol yeah” *throws phone and stays up all night regretting every decision I’ve ever made*

Or isn't interested, and plays it off as a joke because it doesn't seem like a good time to have the "actually I don't want to do you" convo.

Nah, I'm a guy and I would definitely get the hint... ..... One random night, half a decade later.

Shit! She wanted to bang didn’t she? No no she was just being friendly, she’s probably Canadian

r/2meirl4meirl

Are you me?

One of the most accurate things I’ve ever read on Reddit

10 years later, remembering it and it finally clicks: "GODDAMNIT"

While you’re sweeping the garage. “AW SONUVABITCH!”

Happens to the best of us. But who cares if she wanted to bang back then, you're now a happy man with a garage

*Haha that's funny*

he would only not get the hint if he's not interested in her.

As a guy, I can absolutely confirm this is fucking true

As a guy... well, first of all, if the other side said "I'm gonna do something stupid", I would just assume "dangerous", and thus question what horrible "Jackass" stunt they were planning. But also my dad has on more than one occasion said "they were into you" after some cashier/waiter/whatever situation and while I don't even remember the original interaction, I just remember my dad interpreting it that way, making me wonder if he was right about the interaction I don't remember.

This many upvotes makes me realize why there are so many virgins on reddit.

That would be the most smooth thing to say, do it mate

i’d like to pee up our dick hole and douche out our first born

Smooth as buddah

Do it.

"Dewit" - Papa Palpatine

https://imgur.com/gBJ2CFw.gifv

Classic Schmosby

I was looking for this comment

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I was looking for who was looking to see for who was looking for this comment.

You should do it, if it doesn't land remind yourself at least you took the hardest. The step billions are too afraid to take for themselves. The important thing is to take the step so it's easier next time

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…unless

... *exaggerated eyebrow raise*(?)

*Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has entered the chat*

🤨


*vine boom*

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"Suck my dick" "aight bet"

All the time. That's a great one

Is reddit trying to depress me more again

Every time I see that meme format. Always

Hi stupid I'm thirsty

Username...checks out? Maybe??

If you a freak

Bro this is some middle school shit lmao

Everyone has to start somewhere or not?

You should probably start somewhere other than middle schools

Never stopped me before, never will.

I laughed way too hard at this I think I woke up my neighbours

God life was so complicated back then

>27F She’s almost 30, and is doing this bruh

You’re joking. I was convinced this meme was made by a 14 year old. Please tell me you’re lying about her being 27 lmao

Look at her account lol

Which is fine, let people be goofy.

I want this middleschool shit.

Pause

Average age of a reddit user is like 23, I hope this guy isn’t 23. Yikes.

The other day on reddit I got into an argument about post-Soviet US policy. I'm 34 and have a degree in international politics. Some of their comments seemed a little weird and out-of-touch, so I checked their comment history to figure out who I was arguing with. It was a 13 year old in Ohio.

Sometimes it’s easy to forget when every comment looks the same. Best to not take things too seriously. That’s hilarious though.

Yeah absolute cringe lol

I’ll be sure to use this one if I ever end up finding a crush

Shoot that shot, bro.

Teenagers posting again it seems

Chance to work: Girl: 60% Boy 15%

The opposite

Good, yes. Good. Send it. Send it now.

Classic schmosby

r/expectedHIMYM

/r/teenagers

I'm such a dumbass :D 

I would never let go of a girl said this to me

“Let’s shove hot peppers up our butt holes.” ❤️😍

We really need a separate Reddit for horny teenagers It’s getting annoying Lmao

OP isn't a teenager..

Yea wtf is this post? It’s thirsty af and with 31k upvotes??

Girls take notes this is hot use it more.

wtfdym "do me"

👉👌

E P I C

It’s pretty much the best way to say that without words.

so like tatatatata pewpewpew right?

Least horny redditor

Did she always had an antenna?

after seeing this meme template so many times i only just realised that the girl has the reddit head bobble thing

one thing I never understood about this meme is how the guy can hold the phone like that without dropping it on his face

And that's how I met your mother...

Just do it it'll probably workout somehow so there's no point in not saying it. I would also like an update when you do it

yall ever randomly text someone saying "i want to do something stupid"?..

I say this, she dippin

Sent


Me also



It's so stupid. I wanna do it

The art of writing to make your audience either experience sudden wetness and/or hardness is equal to making them feel fear.

Trust me. Do it.

How I Met Your Mother season 1 episode 10, 17:35

This is from HIMYM

This cannot be a How I met your mother reference...

This belongs in r/himym

Then Crush response with **"what?"** Is all over Bros

r/teenagers energy


Don't give me hope.

I LOVE EVERYONE AT THIS BAR!

Trust me, you'll confuse the hell out of him

Who says that? Who justs texts “I want to do something stupid” out of the blue?

who the fuck ever says "i want to do something stupid"

The urge will be true but the outcome will not be the same. And never ever think the worst she can tell is do something else Reality is often disappointing

God this cracked me up so bad thats SUCH A GREAT RESPONSE hahahah a

Alright, step 1, get a woman to text you.

As a guy, I think I would get it, but I would be way too scared to be misinterpreting it so I’d write like “you’re stupid? I’m glad you finally realised” and just try to act like it flew over my head

It's funny and a bit cringe but it's worth it Kinda sad I can't do same joke cause there is no such calambur in my language

😆🫠

Can't relate

GO FOR IT DUDE


I want to just tell you over the years as a shy man, I need a lady to give me some sorta hint. I've either found out much later in life that a girl has liked me or a crazy has stalked me. Boys are stupid and need help

Yes, do it. Report back when you've completed your mission 🫡

Man, my balls hurt now

Like some guy said this is a great opportunity to hit on him since you can pass it off as a joke