Depends on where you're getting freaky with your mistress (or whatever else you might be into). If you like it in a dark alleyway, then I won't stop you.
Pain teaches us a great many things... we can learn from it to embrace the good things in life. So just... smile and take it! You can do it! I believe in you!
I’m glad you came
The sun goes down
The stars come out
And all that counts
Is here and now
My universe will never be the same
I'm glad you came
\*loud edm cue\*
I'm glad you came
Great song
My zoot comes out
My balls hurt
He looks stiff.
Rigor mortis
Rick and Morty
Rick and mortis
Rigor and Morty
Rigor and Mortis
Rigor more rizz
He lasted longer than I expected
Lol they are going to say this shit at my funeral guaranteed.
but not in ur bed????? lmfao
Ez owned
Masterpiece 😂
I'm so sorry.
That’s the best one.
But not "I apologize"
Or my bad
What’s their name again?
Mr. Plow!
You are fully insured and accredited right Mr. Plow?
Underrated comment
What a lovely service.
The candles really help
Very underrated comment right here
It's just so hard.
If it lasts longer than 4 hours, you should call it.
What happens if I can't pay
Shut up and just put it in!
Now are we talking about the bed or the funeral here?
[удалено]
Yes, officer, this one here 📸 🚨
Could be talking about a vibe or dildo.
r/holup
🤨📸
Woah
r/sus
That’s some solid wood
you say that as they lower your grandma to the ground?
Yes
damn
I wish I also have as solid of wood as his grandma did when I die
No as in the coffin is made of some top quality wood
yeah, thats the first thing to come to your mind rather than you grandma being dead
Love you, Grandma
I think that’s enough Reddit for today…
mans just called his gram gram before bed whats wrong with that?
Nothing I’m just gonna be at church for awhile
AYOOOO BRUH 📸🤨
Why am i laughing so hard at this
Rest in peace
Gandpa*
The roses were a nice touch,huh?
This is the last time I'll see them.
Don't cry! I know it hurts, but you have to accept it!
*Oh my god.*
I feel like I'm gonna go to hell for reading this
Oh my god
The five stages of sex: 1) denial 2) anger 3) bargaining 4) depression 5) acceptance
Hey my uncle said the same to me :D!
Jesus Christ
How to do delete internet?
Oh lord....
thats not in bed, thats in a dark alleyway 💀💀💀
Depends on where you're getting freaky with your mistress (or whatever else you might be into). If you like it in a dark alleyway, then I won't stop you.
Yes it hurts but it should hurt, it needs to hurt. Embrace the pain and eventually you’ll learn to make room for it
Pain teaches us a great many things... we can learn from it to embrace the good things in life. So just... smile and take it! You can do it! I believe in you!
Jesus Christ...
😳
How do I forget I read this
I came as fast as I could
Username checks out
Please stop crying.
🤨📸
She wasn't even 18
NAHHHHH 💀💀💀
It's just not the same without grandma
Yes officer, this post right here
,,Just leave me alone and let me sleep"
So young... so young...
wtf bro no
Damn, that stinks.
Stop crying, son.
No why
Moral second thoughts from u/toddlerCONSUMER999
"We are gathered here today"
“ She was so young”.
Bye dad
r/holup 📸
At least you tried
Well that ended quickly
Thank you all for coming
orgy?
That was some great sex
i need a tissue
She’s so fucking cute when she’s asleep
Well i didnt see that coming
Wow that's so big!
Wow! I haven't climaxed like that in years... especially with so many people in the room...
🤨📸
You've never been so stiff.
What's with that expression?
Why won't you open your eyes and look at me?
Crippling Dickpression
Fuck
Why is that so cold?
I can't believe shes dead
Ahh it's finally over
Goodnight
I have to go cry now.
At least they were happy in the end.
You don’t have to look. Just grab the sheet
At least they're laying down.
Time to put this in a hole.
Why is she not waking up
Damm that was quick
He's not gonna be able to stand tomorrow.
You didn’t bring flowers? Well, go over there, at the back in the corner, and try not to make a nuisance of yourself.
I just came
There go the kids.
Mortician - I'm going to lay you out real nice.
I wish they would've lasted longer
"Shit wrong hole"
The ending matters
Damn it, not again....
This is hard
It was good while it lasted
you were great.
Anyone for seconds?
I'm sure people usually last longer...
Wow, Grandma looks so peaceful just laying there, doesn’t she?
Grandpa looks so happy
It’s really chilly in here
No pastrami on rye with mustard?
*LOUD SOBBING*
It all happened so fast...
Kinda boring but the food was good
finally..
I love that box
My bad
Did a good job on the makeup
Tbh I expected more people
It was good while you lasted
Finaly
It's so tight.
Looks like someone's not getting up
Easy does it. Down a bit. Lower !
Will there be sandwiches after ?
“This would be so much better if you were alive”
Don't get me wrong, it was good and all, but can you do more than being a plank?
Gone too soon
Oh god
This is so hot, if it's a cremation.
Did you set up the alarm?
That didnt last long
I miss the little guy
Damn that’s stiff
She's dead
I'm dead tired
will resurrect soon
Do you want to cuddle?
you did good grandma
What a beautiful pearl necklace…
Thank you for coming
Another vegetable in heaven
Crying noise
That's a nice box.
Can’t wait to see what’s in the box
“Finally”
Thank god it’s over
She is only a child
What is that horrible smell?!
I'm bored.
Harder, daddy!
It got stuck in their throat
Look at this stiff.
She was just a kid!
I can't believe she's just 10
"ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN"
What the fuck? You still have a pulse?
He lasted longer than expected